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January 31- "I don't want to go to no Disneyland." Ray Lewis

 

CHICAGO CLINIC SET FOR SATURDAY, MARCH 10 - RICH CENTRAL HS - OLYMPIA FIELDS, IL

 

 
A LOOK AT OUR LEGACY: The guy in the middle and the guy on the right were teammates at the University of San Francisco. When they were inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, it was the first time two players from the same college team had ever joined the Hall on the same day, and it hasn't happened since. Needless to say, their college team was good. Very good. Eight or nine guys from that team went on to play in the NFL. "If we had been at Notre Dame, they'd still be writing books about us," the guy on the right said, 20 years later. Instead, by the time these two men entered the Hall, in 1972, USF was no longer even playing football. The man in the middle was an all-time great runner and kick return man. He was big and very fast - a two-time Olympic bronze medal-winner in the 400. He was once acquired by the Rams - one single man - from the Chicago Cardinals in exchange for nine players. The one on the right spent his rookie year with the travelling Dallas Texans, but came to Baltimore when the Colts did and spent the rest of his long career there. He was - is - considered by many the greatest defensive end who ever played. He broke his leg in the 1958 NFL championship game but refused to go to the hospital until the game ended. He watched from a stretcher as the Colts won in sudden-death overtime. Who are they?

 

*********** Not everything about the Super Bowl was discouraging, from a pure football standpoint. I was rooting for the Giants, but I must admit it was enjoyable watching another team whose "offense" was 90 per cent pass and 10 per cent draw (okay, okay, and a couple of toss sweeps) get totally stuffed. I mean, the Giants had the Heisman Trophy winner and they didn't have the confidence in their running game to bring the ball off their own goal line. Did I say running game? For a while there, I was beginning to think it consisted entirely of Kerry Collins rolling out and hook-sliding two yards shy of a first-down.

 

*********** It's sorta humorous remembering the old days when there was a little bit of suspense to a pro football game - when you could never be sure whether it was going to be a run or a pass. Defensive backs would look to see if the quarterback licked his hands: certain guys always did that when it was going to be a pass. Defensive linemen would look at the offensive linemen's down hands: if the knuckles were white, it meant they were putting extra pressure on the down hand. That meant they had their weight forward, so they could fire out. Which meant it was going to be a run. And so forth. Not any more. If there were ever any question, defenders could start yelling "Pass!" from the time the offensive linemen get into those doofus squats that they call stances.

 

Anybody watch the Giants' offensive linemen? Anybody catch those tackles, with the outside leg two or three yards deep in the backfield? Can they do anything but pass block from those "stances?" Did anybody catch their right tackle? Any of you officials know about the seven-men-on-the-line rule? Letting a guy consistently get away with lining up in the backfield like that is worse than letting Jordan get away with travelling. At least, in return for the NBA's nonenforcement of its rules, Michael gave us some excitement.

 

*********** Was there ever a more bogus touchdown than the one scored by the Ravens in the fourth quarter Sunday, when the ball was flipped across the goal line? I'm sorry, but this "imaginary plane" crap is encouraging some absurd tactics that cheapen the game. Simply because it wasn't clear that the runner had not started to flip the ball before it supposedly "penetrated" the "imaginary plane" the score was allowed to stand. We are seeing more and more guys going out of bounds at the one or two, and somehow "breaking the plane" with the ball in an outstretched arm as it sails across the corner pylon. I have seen quarterbacks "sneak" in for a score merely by reaching forward and extending the ball "through" the "imaginary plane." Time to go back to the game's roots, and the reason why they called it a "touch down." Make them run it across the goal line, and if they can't, make them touch the ball to the ground. On or across the goal line. Simple as that. If they can't do it, the defense hasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy held. Take the judgment out of it.

*********** "At the Providence clinic, I remember you quoting some coach (Woody Hayes?) as saying, "When you pass, three things can happen, two of which are bad." Then you added there are really four things that can happen, and three of them are bad: interceptions, incompletions, and sacks. Those poor odds certainly happened to the Giants tonight! And I'm a Giants fan. Well, I'd like to add a fifth thing that can happen when you pass a lot: boredom. That's bad, too.

"I kept thinking that the Giants could have been more patient with the run, and not given up so quickly. I wonder how those huge Defensive Linemen would have stood up to the down blocking, trapping, and kickout blocks of the Double-Wing Offense. What if they had tightened up the splits, and forced the defense to tighten up also? Imagine the guard and tackle pulling down the line and sealing Ray Lewis inside, the tight end doubling with the tackle on those beefed up DTs and Ron Dayne kicking out the DE? Paul Smith, Bridgeport, Connecticut

*********** I am not an Apple employee and I receive nothing from Apple for writing this. I have been working my way up the Apple food chain since 1985 or 1986, and for the last year I have been using an iMac DV-SE with extra RAM (256 meg). When I go on the road I take a Powerbook 1400c, which seemed lightning-fast when I bought it three years ago but now seems like it's got bubble-gum stuck inside when I compare it with what's out there. For two years, though, the Powerbook was my only computer and it served me pretty well in that capacity. In fact, given the need to be able to do certain things when I am out of town, if I could have only one computer it would be a laptop. But I like my iMac a lot, and use it for a lot of things - e-mail, word processing, data bases, graphics (including my playbooks), video production and web site management. I am not pushing this. It works for me, but everybody's different. For those who might be interested, though, Apple is offering a $200-off rebate on sales of the iMac DV-SE until February 12. That would bring the price down to $1299 from the $1499 where it's been since the model was first introduced. Check it out at http://www.apple.com/promo/imac/

*********** "My 11 yr. old boy and I ended up playing a game of Football on our Dreamcast afterwards, and you know what? It was more entertaining than the Super Bowl was." Kevin Thurman, Tigard, Oregon

*********** I heard from a coaching friend in the Washington, D.C. area who told me he and his wife just celebrated their first wedding anniversary on Super Bowl Sunday (I don't think they planned it that way, but who knows?). Actually, what he didn't know was that I already knew, because his wife had e-mailed me and, knowing that it was their paper wedding anniversary, asked me to recommend a good football book that she could surprise him with. When he wrote me to tell me about her present, he mentioned that they met when she was the cheerleading commissioner in their league, and he was a rookie coach. Among other things, they share a love of football and the Redskins. When he added that she probably knows the Double-Wing better than any of his assistants, I dared to mention the unthinkable: if you ever get in a pinch, consider making her an assistant. Figure it out: (1) if she can work with cheerleaders and their parents, football will be a snap; (2) she knows some football and is obviously interested in learning; (3) she won't begrudge you the time you spend on football: and (4) you can trust her.

I am only half joking, by the way. I am not in favor of boys and girls playing collision sports against each other, but I wouldn't rule out a woman assistant merely because of her sex. (No, my wife is not looking over my shoulder as I write this. But she would make a good assistant.)

*********** Whit Snyder, from Baytown, Texas, is a frequent contributor, and I was waiting for his take on the Super Bowl. Instead, I got this: "Coach; Sorry, but my wife and I missed the Super Bowl (again). We were in Itasca, Texas meeting the boy we are adopting, Casey. Several weeks ago, when we met with his case worker, therapist and foster mother we were given some samples of his homework. It included a theme he wrote for school wherein the eight-year-old commented, "I like to play football because it makes you tough." Yeah! He moves in on Feb. 5. Whit added (I think he was kidding, but since it's Texas, I'm not sure), "Do you think I was too pushy in asking his caseworker what his 40 time was?"

*********** From my faithful Australian correspondent (me lad, Ed) who knows how much I appreciate seeing phonies get theirs... "Aussie tennis star Patrick Rafter is known for a lot of things. His long hair and scruffy beard, his generous donations to charity and his love of drinking beer with his good mates. But at this year's Australian Open, Rafter achieved a bit of fame by saying no to tennis queen Anna Kournikova. Apparently, there was a long line for taxis following a tennis function and Rafter was at the head of the line. When a cab pulled up, Kournikova and her entourage came from nowhere, cut in front of Rafter and got in the cab. Rafter, in true honest Aussie fashion, told Kournikova to get out of his cab and go to the end of the line."

*********** It would seem that the XFL runs the danger of being called a cross between real football and pro werestling. But I don't think any of the name-calling will be coming from the NFL. After a season of watching the NFL and the crap those offensive linemen get away with, who are they to talk?
 
*********** Give wrestling people credit. They care about their sport and they police it. They deal with kids who are plenty feisty to begin with. Toss in the influence of the crap they see on WWF shows, and then put a couple of them into a pit, like a couple of gamecocks, with screaming people cheering them on, and it is amazing that things stay under control. Considering some of the unsportsmanlike stuff that football coaches are allowing to creep into our game, I'd have to say that the wrestling guys probably do a better job than any other sport of keeping the lid on the oafishness.

So it was, when Oak Crest High, of Mays Landing, New Jersey lost a hard-fought wrestling match at home against Egg Harbor Township High. Just 15 seconds into the 215-pound match, the two wrestlers had gone out of bounds, and when Oakcrest's man shoved his opponent, the referee blew his whistle, preparing to assess a one-point penalty. And then, things escalated.

"I was going over to assess the one-point penalty for him shoving the Egg Harbor wrestler after the whistle," the referee told Robert Bemis of the Atlantic City Press. "The kid then made an obscene comment either directed at me or the other wrestler. Either way, that's a flagrant misconduct."

Which means immediate ejection, without any warning.

The result was an eight-point swing, with two points deducted from Oakcrest, six points awarded to Egg Harbor Township.

Oh, yes - and because it was his second disqualification from a contest in the last 365 days, another result was a four-week, state-mandated suspension for the offender. (The earlier ejection had come in a tournament in December, for head-butting his opponent.)

The Oakcrest athletic director pointed out that, although these two particular ejections had occured during wrestling season, the first one could have occured in any other sport within the last 365 days and this one would still have counted as a second offense.

"NJSIAA rules are specific about the consequences," he said. "This is his second misconduct within a 365-day period, meaning he will have to serve a four-match suspension. There are no appeals for this. A third means he will have to face the NJSIAA board and could be expelled from competition."

The school plans action of its own, beginning with a course in anger management.

"Those actions are not a reflection of this program," said his coach.
 
*********** Congratulations to Larry Rostron, due to retire this spring from Rich Central High, in Olympia Fields, Illinois, after 37 years as a high school coach, an assistant the whole time. It's guys like Larry who make head coaches successful, and he's been recognized by being inducted into the Illinois High School Football Coaches Association Hall of Fame. Larry is the second member of Jon McLaughlin's staff at RC to be so honored. Two years ago, it was Bill Sneddon, who retired just last spring. For two years, Jon McLaughlin had those two guys coaching his freshmen! Think those kids weren't well coached?
 
*********** There were an awful lot of people in the Denver area who believed that certain things shouldn't have a price tag put on them. Things such as the right to name a stadium something other than Mile High Stadium, a name known everywhere. They lost. Somebody made off with the rights and put them on e-Bay and somebody else bought, and now, after all the money has changed hands, it's going to be "Investco Field at Mile High." Whores.
 
*********** There are still 23 states that have not yet outlawed corporal punishment in their schools.
 
January 29 - "When you have a good day in a winning cause, it's ecstasy. A good day in a losing cause is all washed out, and leaves you feeling that way, too."  Floyd Little, great Syracuse and Denver Broncos' running back

 

*********** "You might be interested in this. I am overwhelmed. Since the news about the plane crash last night, message boards on Oklahoma State web sites have been filled with thoughts of prayer and condolences. Fans and even players from schools all over the country have sent messages to the Oklahoma State family. Bedlam is suspended and there are no colors in Oklahoma today. This must be similar to what the Aggies at Texas A&M experienced last year. Friends and acquaintances have also posted tributes and remembrances. I never thought about the theraputive possibilities of the Internet before." Ted Dye, Sand Springs, Oklahoma (Ted is right. Go take a look at this Message Board It is absolutely overwhelming. It is enough to bring tears to your eyes to think that the bond of sports prompts total strangers from all over the country to offer condolences to people in a place they've never been for the loss of people they never knew.)

 

*********** If the Super Bowl had to suck the way it did (only two offensive touchdowns, a Super Bowl-record number of punts before the third quarter was over, pathetic running games and quarterbacks who couldn't hit a bull in the backside with a base fiddle) at least we got to see an astonishingly impressive defensive team... And Ray Lewis, thug that he is, was just as deserving of the MVP award as a quarterback, the leader of a solid offensive unit, would have been.

 

*********** Tell me the NFL, for all its moralizing, wasn't playing the Ray Lewis story to the hilt. Anybody remember the last time they introduced the defensive line, then the defensive backs, and finally the linebackers? You don't suppose they introduced the Ravens that way just so Ray Lewis could make his showboating grand entrance, do you?

 

*********** There were plenty of losers, besides the Giants. I would start out with "Eyevision," the highly-touted wall-to-wall replay system that makes video games look realistic by comparison. Now that's a switch - maybe the idea is to make the real NFL game more acceptable to all those little kids whose only exposure to it comes from playing Madden... Next I would mention all those advertisers who shelled out $2.3 million for each 30-second spot and still couldn't get across to us just what in the hell it is they'd like us to do or buy. I think of Accenture (it used to be Andersen Consulting. So?) and I think of something called Cingular, which even had the bad taste to stick a clip of Dr. King saying "I have a Dream" into one of its dumbass spots; and I think of Monster.com, one of the few dot-coms back from last year... CBS, which had enough cameras on hand to televise World War II but couldn't show us a replay of a controversial holding call that resulted in the callback of a Giants' touchdown... Shannon Sharpe, who was forced to use his hands and not his mouth, and consequently dropped the only two passes thrown to him in almost three full quarters of play, finally catching one on the last play of the third quarter... Lovers of the game of football, who every year have to sit and watch the game itself being progressively smothered by the "entertainment" that engulfs it... The American Legacy Foundation and those grim anti-smoking messages. I mean, do you folks mind if we try to watch a football game - even one that sucks - without you nannies hectoring us?

 

*********** Was anyone else as excited as I was, being able to go right along with Armen Keteyian through the tunnel to the x-ray room?

 

*********** Surely there had to be at least one CBS show that they didn't use the Super Bowl to promote. And did anybody else notice how, as the game drew to its conclusion, the graphics began to incorporate the Survivor theme?

 

*********** I personally was disappointed overall by the commercials. The Super Bowl is the day advertisers trot out their best stuff, and this one was a Subpar Bowl. Some of my winners: Pepsi, with Bob Dole, who was referring to a can of Pepsi and not Viagra when he spoke glowingly of "my faithful little blue friend that makes me feel vital again"... with a Pepsi machine that collapses into a tunnel dug specifically for that purpose, and not for escape, by inmates at the "correctional institution" across the street ... Chess master Gary Kasparov defeating a computer and making some disparaging remarks about machines ("machines are stupid by nature'), then meeting up with a vengeful Pepsi machine... Budweiser, with three preppy guys and their version of whassssup ("How are you?")... Bud Light, when the guy who can't believe his luck on the couch with the nice-looking girl goes out to the fridge and gets two Bud Lights, does a dance of joy and expectation and then, quickly regaining his composure, returns to the couch and opens her beer for her - and, because he shook it so much with his little dance, watches it gush all over her... Levis, taking us to the scene of an accident with someone in the background saying "we have a donor!" then taking us on a rush a helicopter ride to some guy's house to deliver the Levi's jeans "donated" by the victim... Pepcid AC - the groundskeeper at the stadium who finds a use for his old antacid- lining the field... Master card, showing us a spoof of an upcoming auction of "the letter B," "the color red," "gravity (Sir Isaac Newton's springboard to fame)" - followed by their famous line: "there are some things money can't buy."... I think my personal favorite came from the people at EDS who brought us "herding cats" last year; this year it was a takeoff on the running of the bulls at Pamplona, Spain. It was called "the running of the squirrels," as the tiny furry creatures chased frightened young men through the streets of a Spanish town. I think the moral was that it was your smaller, more nimble competitors that you really had to worry about.

 

*********** My review of the Super Bowl "entertainment": next year they should rent two stadia - one for the people who want to watch a football game, and the other for the idiots who care about that Sting crap... Sting's pre-game singing was accompanied by several dozen young women, performing a dance which came closer than anything I've ever seen to one described by the great humorist H. Allen Smith as "Fire in a Whorehouse"... Half an hour to go until kickoff and they've chased the teams off the field so a bunch of pirates can chase a bunch of bimbos around... Good luck being the act that follows Ray Charles; but the Back Street Boys singing the National Anthem? At a football game? Did anybody else think it was incongruous to march out a real man like General Schwarzkopf and then make him have to stand there and listen to the National Anthem sung by those poofters?... Do you realize they actually went out and got 4,000 teenage girls to play 'audience" for that halftime garbage?... To be honest, one of the reasons I watch football games is to get as far from that culture as I possible can.

 

*********** All you parents who for years screamed and hollered for me to kick it off high and deep, just like the pros - now do you see why I believe in squibbing all kickoffs? I mean, you saw two of the best NFL teams in the business, and with all that they had at stake, they couldn't cover kickoffs. So I should give opponents that kind of a chance?
 
*********** The Western Australian Raiders won the "Federation Bowl" and the Gridiron Australia national championship Saturday, against New South Wales 14-0, after scoring two second-half touchdowns to down the New South Wales Wolfpack, 14-0.

"We came in as the dark horse, we will leave as number 1," said WA head coach Glenn Hall.

Little was known before the tournament about the Raiders, since this was a Western Australian team's first appearance in the tournament itself in seven years. Unlike American Super Bowl players, Australian players are responsible for their own transportation, meals and lodging - not to mention time off from jobs - and the expense of bringing a team more than 3,000 miles had in the past several years proved daunting.

In the third-place game, the ACT Monarchs defeated the South Australia Dragons, 28-26.

*********** Memo to Shannon Sharpe: Forget what I said and work on catching a football. Or else find another network. Brian Bosworh got the XFL gig.
 
*********** ABC, evidently tickled pink with Monday Night Football's declining ratings, is bringing back the entire MNF announcing crew for another year. That includes Eric Dickerson, adding to my suspicion that some higher-up at ABC committed a murder and Dickerson was the only witness.

*********** Jeff Huseth, faithful Twin Cities correspondent is back at work, either shocked by the Vikings' devastating loss to the Giants or revived by the heartening news that Cris Carter will be returning for another year of end zone dramatics. " 'our' Cris Carter," he writes, "is going to bless us with his presence one more year or so. We're happy for ya Cris! I know nobody got any sleep the night before when he said he was going to hold the press conference concerning 'his' (our) future. I think Greenspan even delayed his financial report in case the news was bad, like CC might not be back."

It's easy to see why Jeff feels the way he does. I mean, Carter is so humble. Just ask him: "I never saw myself playing this long, but I realize I have a gift and you'll be able to see that gift for at least one more year," he told an adoring crowd of sportswriters. But he really should try to reduce his reliance on the first person singular: "I'm not coming back just so I can win a Super Bowl. Would I love to win a Super Bowl? Of course, but if I don't you can't take away my accomplishments and say I wasn't a success as a player. I have more than 1,000 receptions for more than 100 touchdowns, so I think that qualifies as a success even if I don't go to a Super Bowl." Actually, it could have been a lot worse: he could have gone that route so common among today's imbeciles of speaking of himself in the third person: imagine if everywhere he said "I", he'd said "Cris Carter" instead.
 
*********** I was going to let this one pass, but when Keith Babb, of Northbrook, Illinois wrote me about it, I couldn't sit on it any longer. "The game of soccer has been nominated for the 2001 Nobel Peace Prize for promoting understanding among nations," reported the Associated press. Did you get all that?

In a nomination letter to the Nobel Committee, which awards the Peace Prize, a Swedish lawmaker named Lars Gustafsson wrote that "soccer has and will continue to play an important role in the global arena, when it comes to creating understanding between people."

Something like 20 people or so would be alive today if it weren't for soccer-related violence over the last year. Are you telling me, Mr. Gustaffson, that if it weren't for soccer, it would have been worse.

*********** A Northridge, California father who attacked and threatened to kill his son's Little League coach for taking the boy out of a game has been found guilty of battery and sentenced to 45 days in jail, three years' probation and six months of anger management counseling and ordered to "avoid arguments at sporting events."

According to prosecutors the father, angry because the coach had taken his 11-year-old son out of a game after three innings last spring, threw his son's jersey in the manager's face, then slammed him against a truck, saying "How dare you make my son a three-inning player?" (The nerve of that coach!)

The father said he was merely making hollow threats. "I always stuck up for my kids," he said. "I didn't always do it the right way. I'm a loud guy."

(Why do I think that bit about "avoiding arguments at sporting events" isn't going to amount to much?)

*********** Portland is a very sensitive-to-your-needs city, and so where other, less homeless-friendly cities might have acted months - years - ago, Portland has been having a devil of a time dealing with a large army of "homeless" (can't stand that euphemism). It seems that their tent city, which someone for some dumbass reason decided to call "Camp Dignity" (a name with which the media have obligingly gone along), has been forced to move from place to place as landowner after landowner has asked to have them removed. So time after time they've had to pack their goods into "their" shopping carts (no one seems willing to point out that those shopping carts are the property of some store, somewhere) and move on once again. It hasn't been easy for them, they're all too willing to tell us every night on TV, insisting that the only solution is for the city to give them land. Did you hear that? Give them land. My wife and I watch and want to say, hey, hoboes - we were 50 before we owned our own house, and nobody gave it to us. Try doing it our way. Try working for it.

*********** Paul Harvey told about the guy in the Midwest who stood on a corner holding up one of those lame "Will Work for Food" signs. Across the street from the beggar was a restaurant with a sign in its window: "NOW HIRING."

*********** I can remember when all it took was Kellogg's AppleJacks ("a bowl a day keeps the bullies away"). Now, it takes an act of the Washington State legislature. Having run out of things to do, the lawmakers of our fair state decided to declare war on - school bullies. It's true. And since they evidently think that teachers and school officials also have nothing better to do to do, all schools in the state will be given an extra assignment - to develop an anti-bullying plan (I am not making this up). So after dozens of stupid meetings, schools will have designed one more thing, which along with all the unsafe playground apparatus that they've removed, and all the laws calling for helmets whenever kids step outside, will ensure that all children in the state will be as near as we can possibly make them to being injury-free.

*********** "It is sometimes said that heroes are hard to find. But I never heard that said around the Pentagon. Those who would understand the meaning of duty, honor and country, need look no further than the nearest veteran of America's armed forces." Vice-President Dick Cheney

*********** I swear I saw this Saturday on a fence near me. Danger- Archery Area. All Dogs Must Be On a Leash

*********** Al McGuire is gone. Fortunately, for those of us who loved him, we had a little time to prepare for his passing, but it's still tough. He was one guy I'd like to have been with for a day, or been for a day. I thought he was so cool. Absolutely no B-S about the man. No posturing. Nothing phony. Imagine a guy with the cojones to turn down an NCAA tournament bid (which he did) because he thought his team got shafted in the seeding (which it did) and instead, playing in the NIT and winning it? Imagine a guy starting his own son at point guard, and when another guy playing the position complained, telling him, unabashedly, "Sorry. We're talkin' flesh and blood here. If you're gonna beat out my own kid, it's gonna have to be a clean knockout." The only thing he ever did wrong in my eyes was to be so good, so clever and entertaining on TV, that he inspired all the cheap imitators we hear today, all the Dennis Millers who sit up nights, thinking up funny lines and writing them down for later so they can sound naturally witty when they go on the air. With Al McGuire, though, it was all unrehearsed and off-the-cuff. He had something that his wannabes couldn't get at broadcasting school - street smarts. He coached in North Carolina and he coached in Wisconsin, but the New York never left him and the Irish never left him. His idea of relaxation was to jump on his Harley (made in Milwaukee, of course) and ride out into the Wisconsin countryside. What a story-teller! What a sense of humor! What wouldn't I have paid to have dinner or a couple of beers with Al McGuire?

 
January 26- "I don't build character.  I eliminate the people who don't have it."  Vince Lombardi

 

CHICAGO CLINIC SET FOR SATURDAY, MARCH 10 - MORE INFO ON MONDAY!

 

A LOOK AT OUR LEGACY - Archie Manning was a raw high school kid, a sophomore probably, when this picture was taken. He came from a small town in Mississippi (Drew, population 2,000 or so) where he had a sensational high school career, then started at his state's university (Ole Miss) from the time he was a sophomore (freshmen weren't then eligible). He was a do-everything guy who became such a legend as a college player that a country song ("The Ballad of Archie Who?" - in response to buttons worn by Tennessee fans) was written about him - although I doubt that it was all that popular outside the borders of that Mississippi. He was the second player chosen in the NFL draft, right behind the Heisman Trophy winner (Jim Plunkett), and a reporter wrote that he was "going to the cesspool of the NFL." The reporter was right. (He went to the Saints.) Our guy played for three different NFL teams (New Orleans, Houston and Minnesota), enjoying a long career distinguished less by his outstanding play (he was very good) than by the fact that he spent most of it with a team so consistently poor that its fans disowned it by wearing bags over their heads. (They jokingly called the team the "Ain'ts") Oh, yes - he and his wife had three sons, all of them excellent high school football players. The eldest, Cooper, went to Dad's (and Mom's) college as a wide receiver, but was discovered to have a medical condition that ruled out any further football; the middle son (Peyton) was considered one of the top two or three high school QB's in the country, and when he decided not to go to Dad's alma mater (and go instead to Tennessee), Dad's phone rang off the hook with calls ranging from disappointed to downright nasty; middle son, despite lucrative offers to turn pro, stayed in college for the full four years, at the end of which he was the first player drafted by the NFL; son number three, Eli, had an outstanding high school career and is now carrying on the family tradition as a QB at Ole Miss. (Ironically, Eli's head coach, David Cutcliffe, was Peyton's QB coach at Tennessee, and Peyton speaks highly of him.) By now, it's possible that more poeple know Peyton than know Archie. But if you'd like to know more about Ole Archie and his boys... I am not usually fond of books that people don't write themselves. You know -books supposedly "written" by the author, but with the subtitle "with" or "as told to" a professional writer. I mean, who's kidding whom? I'd be surprised if most of those "authors" knew where to put a period. But I must confess to a certain amount of bias where Archie Manning is concerned, and I heartily recommend the book "Manning," "by" Archie and Peyton, "with" John Underwood. Archie and Peyton are themselves intelligent and articulate, and the real writer, John Underwood, is such a pro that it reads exactly as I believe Archie or Peyton would tell it. And without giving anything away - with all the crap we're used to hearing about how the trials and traumas of a hard upbringing are supposed to give some jerk of an athlete a pass for his psychopathic behavior - if ever a guy experienced trauma in his life, it was Archie Manning. But he soldiered on, and his reward is the family that he and his wife, Olivia, built.)

 

Correctly Identifying Archie Manning: Glade Hall- Seattle, Washington... Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Dennis Metzger- Connersville, Indiana ("Played with the Saints when they were the "Aints" I never remember reading anything negative about him; no whining, just great effort. His son, Peyton, plays for Indianapolis and has the same qualities; leadership and commitment to the city. This last season the Indianapolis Public School league, all its teams, was treated to a day in the Hoosier Dome courtesy of the Peyton Manning Foundation. It was a great thing to do. The IPS schools could never have afforded to do this for their teams.)... Bill Nelson- West Burlington, Iowa... Mike O'Donnell - Pine City, Minnesota... Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin... David Crump- Owensboro, Kentucky... Greg Stout- Thompson's Station, Tennessee... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Scott Barnes- Rockwall, Texas... Jeff Gordon- Westfield, Massachusetts... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana... Greg Koenig- Las Animas, Colorado... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina... Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois ("I remember when he was the Heisman Trophy hopeful at Ole Miss. His junior year, the Ole Miss Rebels traveled to Knoxville and got throttled by the University of Tennessee. The next year, the Volunteers had to travel to Oxford to play Ole Miss. All Tennessee fans were sick and tired of the Manning Heisman hype so they printed up buttons with the infamous question, "Archie Who?" The reason that button was infamous is because the Ole Miss Rebels used it as motivation to pummel my Volunteers 32 - 0. That was UT's only loss in a campaign that saw them win the Sugar Bowl and finish 3rd in the country. Tennessee got some "revenge" by out-recruiting Ole Miss for Peyton's services 26 years later.")... Ron Timson- Umatilla, Florida... Sam Knopik- Moberly, Missouri... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island... Tom Hensch- Staten Island, New York... Steve Jones - Florence, Mississippi ("Archie Manning as a Drew, Mississippi QB. I work at their camp every summer. I feel fortunate to be the only HS coach from Mississippi working the camp with 10 HS coaches from LA. and a lot of Professional and college athletes. It's a great time each summer. Peyton and Archie really treat us great! See ya soon! Steve")... Don Capaldo- Keokuk, Iowa... Steve Davis - Danbury, Texas... Bill Shine- Van Nuys, California... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Steve Staker- Fredericksburg, Iowa... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York... Rodney Lunsford- Dublin, Indiana... Greg Labossonniere- Coventry, Rhode Island... Dan King- Evans, Georgia... John Grimsley - Gaithersburg, Maryland... Joe Daniels- Sacramento, California... John Carbon- Tampa, Florida... Dwayne Pierce- Washington, D.C....(Total 33)

 

*********** On the eve of the Super Bowl, 75 seasons after it occured, it is appropriate to relate the following tale. Although I am not a professional historian, I majored in history and I am something of a historian by avocation, so I know enough not to present something as fact in the absence of incontrovertible proof. I also do not have the time to do justice to the full story I am about to outline. There are numerous points between the facts that are in some dispute. Having said that, here, as best I was able to assemble them, are the indisputable facts about what people in one Pennsylvania town still call "The Stolen Championship":

 

In 1925, professional football was a marginal sport, barely considered legitimate, and not even close in popularity to the college game.

The NFL in 1925 consisted of 20 teams, most located in the Midwest; there were no divisions.

There was a basic league schedule prepared in advance, but beyond that, scheduling was catch-as-catch-can. Teams generally arranged their own games, many on short notice, whenever they saw a chance to make a buck. The league rules for 1925 stipulated merely that all teams were required to play at least eight other member teams by December 6, after which they were free to schedule as many other games as they chose, but no games could be played after December 20.

There was no provision for an NFL championship game. The NFL champion would be the team with the best win-loss percentage. (The December 20 season limit was imposed because without it, teams could theoretically continue playing into spring, trying to improve their percentage.)

By 1924, Pottsville, Pennsylvania had built a football team which, although not a member of the NFL, was considered to be at least the equal of most NFL clubs, in part by signing players away from NFL teams. In 1925, Pottsville was awarded an NFL franchise.

Pottsville did well as a first-year NFL team. Despite an early loss in Philadelphia to the Frankford Yellow Jackets, the Maroons (so-called because of the jerseys they wore) avenged themselves on their home field by trouncing the big-city boys, 49-0. By December 1, they were 9-2.

Around that time a game was arranged to be played in Chicago between the Maroons, billed as "Eastern Champions" and the Chicago Cardinals, 9-1-1 and dubbed "Western Champions."

Chicago newspapers played up the "championship" idea. The Chicago Tribune reported, on December 5, "Manager O'Brien (Chris O'Brien, of the Cardinals) scheduled the game as a post-season affair to settle without question the championship of the pro league. The Cardinals could hang up their moleskins (what they called football pants in those days) and quit as champions, but (Coach Paddy) Driscoll's men refuse to quit until they have had a chance at the eastern champions."

The NFL office did not contradict newspaper's claims that the game would be for the league championship.

Pottsville defeated Chicago, 21-7, and newspapers declared the Maroons to be the NFL champions.

Again, the NFL office did not seem to dispute the newspaper's conferring of its title on Pottsville.

A week later, on December 12, the Maroons played an exhibition game in Philadelphia's Shibe Park (then the baseball home of the American League A's) against a team called the Notre Dame All-Stars. It was one of the first games ever played between a professional team and a college team, and certainly the first ever involving a team calling itself the champion of the National Football League.

The Maroons won, 9-7, thanks to Charley Berry's 30-yard field goal, although the game drew a disappointing 8,000 people.

The game might have drawn better except that an NFL game, scheduled on short notice, was played a few miles away between the Frankford Yellow Jackets and the Cleveland Bulldogs.

The Frankford Yellow Jackets were the predecessors of today's Philadelphia Eagles. Frankford was actually more like a city unto itself, an outlying industrial section of Philadelphia, and the Yellow Jackets with rare exceptions played all their home games at their own Yellow Jacket Stadium. As a provincial, neighborhood-like team, they would seem to have had no more claim on the greater Philadelphia territory while lodged in Frankford than the Rams would have on Los Angeles when they made their move to Anaheim years later (a fact of which Al Davis made the NFL painfully aware). Nonetheless, the Yellow Jackets protested to the NFL office that the Maroons-Notre Dame game in Shibe Park was an invasion of their territory.

There are those who believe that the Yellow Jackets were especially miffed because, fully expecting to be the best team in the East, they had originally planned to play Notre Dame. It is also believed by some that the last-minute game with Cleveland was scheduled merely to bolster the Yellow Jackets' claim that their territory had been invaded.

There seems to be some dispute over whether Commissioner Joe Carr had told the Maroons not to play the game, but he upheld the Frankford protest and immedately revoked the Maroons' NFL franchise.

Nevertheless, on December 16, the Maroons were honored at a banquet in Pottsville attended by 300 people, and awarded small gold footballs emblematic of their championship.

The Cardinals, meanwhile, had hurriedly arranged to play two additional games, one on the Thursday following their loss to Pottsville, the other on the following Saturday. (The Pottsville people claim that this was either arranged by Commissioner Carr or done at his instigation, to get the Cardinals two easy wins and justify his awarding the title to them on the basis of their win-loss percentage. Others claim, with some plausibility, that the Cardinals had done it on their own, either to try to contradict Pottsville's claim to the title, or to buff up their record in order to build up attendance at yet another game, to be played against their crosstown rivals, the Bears, and their sensational new star, Red Grange.)

Either way, the Cardinals played the two games, first against the Milwaukee Badgers on Thursday, and then against the Hammond Pros, and won them both. Although both teams had disbanded for the season, Hammond managed to put a recognizable team on the field; but the Milwaukee team was made up largely of unknowns, four of whom turned out to be high school boys. The Cardinals won that one, 59-0. Despite the presence of high school players on an opponent's roster, for which the player who arranged to have them play was banned from the NFL for life, the Cardinals were held blameless. Both Cardinal wins counted in the league standings, and on the basis of having the best winning percentage, the Cardinals were named NFL champions.

Nonetheless, the Cardinals' owner, Chris O'Brien publicly refused to accept the title.

When Pottsville appealed Commisioner Carr's ruling vacating their franchise, he was upheld by a vote of the owners.

In 1926, Pottsville was re-admitted to the NFL, but there was no mention of its "title."

In 1929, Pottsville's owner moved the franchise to Boston and renamed the team the Bulldogs. But the Bulldogs folded after that season. In 1932, Boston was awarded a new franchise, named the Redskins, unrelated to the folded Maroons. In 1937, that team moved to Washington. (It had long been popular belief in Pottsville that the Maroons lived on, at least in spirit, as the predecessors of the Redskins.)

For years afterward, Pottsville people fought to have their title "reinstated." Finally, in 1962, the NFL owners agreed to have a committee investigate the matter. When the Pottsville plea - along the committee's report - was submitted to a vote of the owners at their 1963 meeting, it failed by a vote of 12-2. Only George Halas of the Bears and Art Rooney of the Steelers supported Pottsville.

Most of the oldtimers who advanced the Maroons' cause are gone now, but a high school student in Pottsville, Josh Moyer, has picked up the torch they dropped. His story is a beautiful thing, because it shows what can happen when we become interested enough in something to begin researching it. It also seems in keeping with his town's history of digging to get to something. Pottsville, you see, was once a bustling coal-mining and railroad town of more than 30,000 people, in the heart of Pennsylvania's hard-coal region. From Pottsville and surrounding Schuylkill (pronounced "SKOOkle") County had come the miners who in the Civil War had broken the Siege of Petersburg by tunneling hundereds of feet under the city, planting tons of explosives, and blowing a hole in the Confederate lines above. One day when Josh was in seventh grade, his teacher happened to mention that Pottsville had once had an NFL team. His reaction was, "This Pottsville?" He couldn't believe what he'd heard, and in what he admits was an effort to prove that his teacher was full of it, he did some research. Instead of proving his teacher wrong, though, what he found in his digging was the story you've just read about, nearly forgotten in its own town, and he has dedicated himself to keeping the flame alive. He looks at his town, the mines depleted and the railroad gone, its population shrunken to 15,000 people, and thinks of what might have been, saying, "We could have been the Green Bay of the East." (Visit his site: www.pottsvillemaroons.com)

*********** Coach Wyatt, A month or so ago we discussed via email the idea of choosing youth teams by making the talent as even as possible. I believe you mentioned this ideas a week or so on your website. I brought up this subject with a former recreation director in my county. We both agreed that the coaches would never allow the talent to be evenly dispersed. My comment was that would show who were the good coaches and who were the recruiters. I said the games should be decided by which team executes the best and is well coached. Instead, the winning team is always the one with the most kids who just slide in under the weight limit and age cutoff. He replied that the other "coaches" would not like me in their league because I coach for a living and am not a parent who wants to coach his kid for a year or so. Besides he says that I shouldn't get the same level of talent as everyone else because it wouldn't be fair because I have coached a long time. Yeah, right! I suppose my $1500 stipend for coaching makes me a professional. I got an idea. There should be a test for coaches. If you don't know anything and your head is up your butt then you should get your pick of the 11 best players in the league. If you're just an idiot you should only get five or six of the best. The coach who scores the highest on the test gets the rest of the kids who don't like football and would rather play video games. I wonder if Hillary Clinton runs this league. It sounds like some kind of twisted logic that has been spun right out of a politician's mouth. Just kidding! best wishes for the new year, Dan King, Evans Georgia

*********** Coach - I just heard parts of the interview with the last 2 Texas convicts captured in Colorado. Geeze..what have we all been thinkin? how could we have expected anything else out of these poor mistreated citizens? I mean, hey...they haven't even been allowed to go to college while being incarcerated! and they are treated like, well...common criminals down in Texas! Obviously the Texas penal system needs an overhaul, according to these fine young men. There are WAY too many people being sentenced to 99 years +...what about THEIR lives? There is no consideration regarding their future!

Those are some of the actual quotes from these murdering rapists! They congratulated themselves for how civil and peaceful they have been, when "it could have been a bloodbath". Well, I know one Irving police officer's family who would disagree - let's see - he was shot 6 times, then run over by a car 3 times - yeah..let's overhaul the Texas penal system - make it so we can send these bastards straight to the chair! Scott Barnes - Rockwall, Texas (The other night I heard your delightful former governor, that big-mouthed frump named Ann Richards, wailing about all the money George W. Bush - who kicked her butt - had spent on prisons. She thought the money shoulda been spent the money on treatment, whatever that's supposed to mean. Maybe she meant free college courses. I would say the cat-o-nine-tails would be about right for those guys.)

*********** I was reading an article about General Colin Powell, and came across a couple of very interesting bits about his background. His parents were Jamaicans and until he was grown and in college (CCNY) they lived in the South Bronx, a name now scarcely written without being preceded by one or more phrases such as "run-down," "poverty-stricken," "crime-ridden." It wasn't so bad then, though, as one of General Powell's boyhood friends recalled. It was "like the United Nations," he told USA Today. "We had Jews, blacks, Greeks, Puerto Ricans, Italians, Chinese. Now, it's predominantly Hispanic. Then, it wasn't predominantly anything" People got along. General Powell himself recalled that he didn't experience racial bigotry until he left the South Bronx.

His parents were able to buy a house of their own in Queens when his dad, uh, hit the number. For $10,000. "The number" was a daily lottery - illegal - run mostly in big cities and popular especially in lower-income neighborhoods. The idea was to guess the three digit number that came up that day - maybe it would be the last three digits of the daily handle at a race track. You could play for as little as a dime. The "better people" always referred to it as a "racket," but for people in the cities, especially for black people, whose paths to the top economically were, to say the least, limited, "playing the number" provided a little bit of hope. Actually, besides hope for the masses, the "numbers racket" or "numbers game," provided either extra income or full-time employment for a large number of people, from the barber who took the bet to the runner who collected the bets all the way up to Mister Big. Mr. Big himself was often well known. He was frequently a community benefactor, and he backed the local politicians of his choice and was reputed to have provided the seed money for minority businessman who wouldn't have been given the time of day at a bank. Mister Big generally was as well-known to the police as he was to the people in the community, yet somehow he rode around the neighborhood in his big Cadillac and he never went to jail. You figure it out. Nowadays, thank goodness, those "crooks" have been driven out of business. They have been driven out of business by bigger crooks in our state governments, who don't have to pay off the police, since they're already on the payroll, and, now that they have a legal monopoly, don't have to give the same odds as the numbers boys either. (Generally the number paid 600 to 1. The actual odds against the player were 999 to 1. Obviously, there was a lot of spread there for the numbers boys, but they had bills, too. They had a large, efficient organization to run. Now that the states run the numbers game - advertise it, even - they don't give you anywhere near the odds that the "crooks" did. Of course, they have even larger organizations to run - and very inefficient ones at that.)

*********** I said it before and I'll say it again: Brian Billick has done a great job of coaching this year, but I wish he'd shut up. He has been sounding like the Jane Fonda of professional football, chatting up the cause of the enemy in his phony defense of Ray Lewis. Unless it's movie stars, there are few people in the world who are poorer informed than most professional sports figures - especially pro football coaches, generally one-dimensional types who could give you three dozen ways to attack a zone blitz but couldn't tell you where (or what) Canada was if it didn't have a pro football league. I sympathize with sports reporters who have had to suffer through lectures on morality by Mr. Billick, whose prime motivation is obvious - to suck up to his best player. He sounds like the parent of the misbehaving kid who comes into school and says, "I know that's what the teacher says. But Brandon says he didn't do it. And my son doesn't lie."

***********"Jesus couldn't please everybody. He was slashed at, spit at, but he just carried on. That's what I'm trying to do." Ray Lewis, noted biblical scholar."

*********** Somebody has got to tell Vince McMahon about Shannon Sharpe. If I ever have to leave the scene of a double murder in a hurry and then lie to the police about what I know, I want Shannon Sharpe handling my defense. Or at least serving as a character reference. But since I don't plan to be doing anything like that any time soon, I have another thought - anybody watch that loony on TV Wednesday, and think that maybe he was auditioning for a spot in the booth next to Jesse Ventura on the XFL telecasts?

***********"Ray Lewis had a chance to make the rest of his life a lot easier. All he had to do was give the Super Bowl media what they wanted yesterday. A dash of humility. A pinch of remorse. A pang of regret over his role in the unsolved double homicide that occurred after last year's Super Bowl in Atlanta. He wouldn't do it.

'I'm not here to please the country,' Lewis said during an hour-long session with reporters at Raymond James Stadium.

"Too bad." John Eisenberg, Baltimore Sun

*********** "So here was his chance to be a man, open his heart and say the words that grieving souls and a confused nation need to hear. It should surprise no one that Ray Lewis, with a smile, defiantly refused.

Reporters surrounded the podium of Ray Lewis.

"Is there anything you might want to say to the families of the victims?" he was asked, surrounded by hundreds of media still unsure why he was involved in a brawl that left two men stabbed to death last January.

"Nah," Lewis said. "Football. Football. Football."

Cold. Cold. Cold. Like that, the most despicable saga in Super Bowl history grew more sickening and morbid Tuesday, a day when Lewis exhibited no sorrow for the dead and voiced little remorse for the shady friends he kept or the lies he told. He yet may explode into the greatest middle linebacker ever, but on a cool afternoon in his native Florida, Lewis only assured himself a place in eternal shame." Jay Mariotti, Chicago Sun-Times

*********** An Olympic Moment, going to waste. Who would ever have thought that the made-for-the-Olympics story of the redemption of an alcoholic and his rise from near-uselessness to stardom as quarterback of a Super Bowl team would be no better than Super Bowl Story number two?

*********** I love Baltimore and, even though these are not the Colts, I am happy that the fans of Baltimore are happy. It is nice that they have a team again, even though it is a gaudily-clad imitation of the Colts. But there is no way that this Cleveland team should win a Super Bowl before one that actually plays in Cleveland does. (And from the looks of things, that is going to be a really long time.)

*********** Fearless Super Bowl forecast: neither team will score very much, because (1) the Ravens' defense is good; (2) the Ravens' offense is bad; (3) last year's game notwithstanding, Super Bowls usually suck.

*********** I have received numerous "explanations" of the origin of various words and phrases, and one of them should serve as warning to anyone who swallows whole anything he reads on the Internet. It gies llike this: "In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's." Cute story, but anyone who knew the old-time printing business knows better. "Minding one's p's and q's " referred to the constant need for care on the part of typesetters who had to look at type in reverse and set page after page in reverse and never found out they's made a mistake in setting type until they'd "pulled a proof" - printed a page. They were especially troubled by the lower case "p's" and "q's" which looked very similar and were stored (in the lower case, of course) in adjacent compartments. There was always the danger that after the last job, someone had replaced the type in the wrong box, and one had to be constantly on guard against setting a "p" where a "q" was called for, and the converse.

*********** Six members of the Washington State basketball team were seen out after bedcheck at a Eugene, Oregon joint the night before they were scheduled to played Oregon. One of them was the coach's kid. The coach, informed by an Oregon athletics department official, nailed the offenders, and suspended them all. All but one guy, that is. Eddie Miller, who was his leading scorer, was said to be the one whose idea it was to sneak out, and the only one not showing any remorse, and he was given the boot for what the coach called his "overall attitude."

The person who made the call, a former associate of the WSU coach, said that when he called the coach and told him, he heard him sigh, then say, "thanks for telling me." I actually heard a talk-show host say Thursday that instead of calling the coach, the guy should have gone up to the kids in the bar and suggested they go back to their hotel.

*********** Kevin Jones, a 6 foot, 200-pound running back from Cardinal O'Hara High in Springfield, Pennsylvania, who rushed for 5740 yards and 84 touchdowns in his career, was considered by many to be the nation's best running back. Wednesday, at a news conference held at the school to announce his choice of college, he came in and picked up a Penn State shirt. He's going to be a Lion! thought the Penn Staters in the crowd. And then, he tossed the Penn State shirt aside and peeled off his sweatshirt to reveal, underneath - a Virginia Tech jersey.

*********** More than 100 police officers in our area managed to surround a mile-square area to the north of us and corral an escaped murder suspect Wednesday night. He was finally located by a helicopter's heat-seeking camera, hiding under a log in the middle of a blackberry thatch, and nabbed by a police dog. Really nabbed. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of a dog bite "in a place," as the TV reporter said, "where a man doesn't want to be bitten."

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January 24 - "Be considerate of your players' needs and feelings, but always do what's best for the team."  John Wooden

*********** I like sunrises. My wife and I still remember stopping to take a look at the sunrise over Long Island Sound on that morning years ago when I drove her to the hospital to have our first child. Now, as I sit on another coast and write, I am looking at the most incredible sunrise, bright stripes of orange and salmon pink and gray, backlighting stark-white Mount Hood, 50 miles away. You would have to see it.

*********** "Coach; Thanks for your denunciation of "Friday Night Lights." You pegged the circumstances behind that book to a T. The sumbitch who penned it came to Odessa telling everyone he was planning to write a "Hoosiers"-style tribute to Texas high school football only to dump on the whole city and all those in it.

"I don't know if you saw President Bush's visit to Midland (Odessa's next door neighbor) which was televised last week, but Bush became somewhat emotional when he talked about the place and its people. I understand why. My dad comes from West Texas (as did his dad and his grandfather) and though I wasn't raised there I'm proud to say I was born there as well. As far as I'm concerned, West Texans are the finest people on Earth and reading anything that puts them down is just going to make me mean, therefore I have yet to read "Friday Night Lights."

"Now, if you're looking for a good book on high school football and Texas high school ball in particular, Ty Cashion's "Pigskin Pulpit: A Social History of Texas High School Football" (foreword by Bum Phillips) is the one to read. It is an eye-opening and entertaining look at how the game in this state was affected by the varying social conditions which existed from the 1920s through to the current day as seen through the eyes of high school football coaches. The author is the son of an HS grid coach (and related to former NFL ref Red Cashion, too, I believe)."-- Whit Snyder, Baytown, Texas (Doggone- another one of those football books in that big stack next to me that I gotta read!)

*********** Scott Barnes, a youth coach who has spent a career in business and has risen to a vice-presidency of Perot Sysyetms in Dallas, has told me for some time that he felt a calling to be a high school coach. Said at first he was put off by the fact that he didn't have a college diploma, but then he realized that it would be important for him to get the degree just to serve as a good example to his own kids. Well, by gosh, he's going to answer the call. "I'm officially "IN" at Dallas Baptist University," he writes. "I'm about 18 months away from the goal. Joan and I have made this decision - again, after much thought/prayer/consideration - I'm "retiring" in 30 months and we're both going to hit the teaching ranks - She'll probably go back to elementary where she spent 11 years, and I'm going for the High School level. That's where I'm supposed to be - it's my call and I can either answer it or live the rest of my life knowing that I'm not living the life I was supposed to live." I applaud Coach Barnes and his wife, Joan, for being willing to face the change in lifestyle this will represent. I understand perfectly. I was once headed up the corporate ladder, too, but I just couldn't shake the football out of my head. I am not going to recommend that others do what I did. It was not easy financially. But I know that there are an awful lot of good teachers and coaches out there disguised as business people, servicemen, lawyers, government workers. Our schools and kids would surely benefit from their diversity of experience and viewpoints. And I do believe that the best people in any occupation - the best teachers and coaches - are the ones who most want to be there, and have made sacrifices to make it possible. Robert Frost, who didn't know squat about football, wrote a poem that applies - The Road Not Taken.

*********** George W. Bush will probably never be a football coach, and Jon Eagle will probably never be President of the United States. But I was struck by one very important management trait - call it an organizational skill - they share. Jon, one of the top high school coaches in the Pacific Northwest, has been coach at Evergreen High in Vancouver, Washington since 1987. I was coaching in Finland one summer, with no plans to coach when I returned to the States, when I got a call from Jon. One of his assistants had died, and he wondered if I'd be interested in working on his staff. I knew Jon's dad - also a coach - and I'd coached against Jon and liked what I'd seen, so I thought it over a day or so and then said, "sure." Even with the fact that on my return to the states I landed in Portland at 11:30 on a Sunday night, approximately 24 hours after I'd started, and Jon's first practice started at 12:01 AM Monday (a motivational thing - that's Jon) it was a great experience. I worked on his staff for two years and thoroughly enjoyed it. Now, I was 50 at the time, and Jon was just 30. I was one of three former head coaches on his staff, and none of us was what you'd call ready to retire. The obvious warning signs were there, for most young coaches, who might feel, uh, insecure, afraid that the older guys might be second-guessing their every move - to the kids, or the parents, or the guys in the tavern. It does happen, you know. But Jon had so much confidence in himself and his ability to coach that I'm not sure it ever entered his mind that it might be a problem. It wasn't, as far as I could ever tell, and we went 15-3 in the two seasons I coached with him. I am reminded of Jon Eagle whenever I hear people wisecracking about how Dick Cheney is the "real brains" behind the Bush presidency. Yeah, I think. And so what if he is? Wouldn't it be scary if the President of the United States was so insecure - so desirous of getting all the credit - that he would hire a lesser man when a superior one is available? General George C. Marshall managed the entire U.S. military effort during World War II; Eisenhower and MacArthur reported to him. After the war, as Secretary of State, he became a man of peace, author of the Marshall Plan to rebuild Europe. But if President Harry Truman had listened to his advisors, General Marshall would never have been appointed Secretary. He will outshine you, his advisors told the President. Mr. Truman, not one to worry about such things - and not known for his lack of confidence either - is reported to have said, " I'm President. He isn't. I want him."

*********** Ken Dryden played goalie for Cornell University when it won the NCAA Ice Hockey Championship back in the 1960's, after which he played in the NHL for eight years. He's now a lawyer, and president of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

I believe I quoted him earlier, saying that the greatest lesson of sport is that most things go wrong; in fact, things almost always go wrong. He said he's seen any number of instances in which coacches will diagram plays in the locker room where everything is executed perfectly.

But the reality of competition, he went on to say - what it teaches kids - is that the best of plans almost always break down. What kids learn in competition is not get upset, but instead to deal with things like that - to find another way to get the puck in the goal or the ball in the end zone.

What's going to happen, he asks, to the high school student who doesn't play sports, the one who consistently gets straight A's, who never has anything go wrong? What's going to happen to that student in college the first time something goes wrong - the first time he or she gets a B instead of an A? What's going to happen to that student when something goes wrong in life?

Which leads to this...

*********** Twenty years ago I was coaching at a Catholic high school in Portland, and a JC coach from up north who was the friend of our basketball coach was passing through town with his team and asked to use our gym for a practice. It was after school and I decided to watch. They were scrimmaging, and there was some sort of a collision, followed by a reaction by one of the players, when in a flash the coach grabbed the basketball and got in one kid's face. "BIG F--KIN' DEAL!" he shouted. "THERE ARE KIDS STARVIN' IN BANGLADESH, AND YOU GET FOULED! BIG F--KIN' DEAL!" A couple of us who were sitting there looked at each other, not sure whether lightning would come through the roof of that religious institution. But in his own way, which may very well have been the most effective way to reach that particular youngster, he was preparing that kid for success. He was trying to teach him to get over it - to deal with the little things - to move on.

I was reminded of this when I read about the basketball player from West Virginia who evidently got so enraged by fouls that had been called against him early in the game ("They can't do that to me! Who do they think they are? Do they know who they're screwing with? I'll teach them to disrespect me!") that - unable to get over it - he continued to pout, and wound up throwing a the mother of all tantrums, the culmination of which was his spitting on a Notre Dame cheerleader as he was being escorted out. WVU coach Gale Catlett said afterward that it was the worst thing he'd seen in 38 years of coaching, and promised to deal with it. But I'm willing to bet someone will step in and persuade Coach Catlett to give the kid a break, and despite the disgrace he has brought on his team and on that university, not to mention the filthy assault on that cheerleader, he will probably receive little more than a slap on the wrist. We have become so hung up on being "fair" to the miscreants that we don't realize that if we were to slap a couple of them - hard - we would get everyone else's attention and things would improve - real fast! It also mightn't have hurt if that kid had had someone earlier in his life to say to him, whenever things went wrong, "BIG F--KIN' DEAL!" and remind him of all those starving kids in Bangladesh.  

*********** One year as head coach at C. B. West High was all Mike Carey could take. He'd gone 14-1 and taken his team to the Pennsylvania state class AAAA title game, narrowly losing in overtime. But one year was enough.

But he told the news media that he knew by the end of the regular season that after 14 years as an assistant, the last nine of them as associate head coach at Central Bucks West High in Doylestown, being the C.B. West head coach was not for him.

He said it wasn't the pressure. (He'd inherited the program from Mike Pettine, who retired from West last year after a 33-year tenure in which he became the state's winningest high school coach; he'd inherited a team that had won an unprecedented four straight state titles, and a winning streak of 45 games that he'd extended to 59 - longest in state history - before falling to Erie Cathedral Prep in the state title game) Instead, he mentioned the usual wanting to spend more time with his family. He also mentioned health issues: said he'd lost 24 pounds and his blood pressure had soared.

One possible successor is current staff member and C.B. West grad Randy Cuthbert , who starred at fullback for Duke and soent three years with the Steelers. Another? Mike Pettine, Jr., (featured on the recent ESPN special "The Season") who, although he coaches at rival North Penn High, is himself a C.B. West grad and might be tempted.

Coach Pettine, Sr. (pronounced PET-in) was at the news conference at which Coach Carey announced his resignation, and he suggested a more plausible explanation, something anyone who's ever been a head coach can understand: Coach Carey didn't have a right-hand man.

"The thing that I had was that I had him there," Coach Pettine said. "I always looked at it as a partnership. And then when he took over, he had a good staff. But he didn't have anyone like I had to take away a lot of the work and pressure and burden."

*********** When Bobby Knight was asked if he is interested in returning to coaching, he said yes. When asked if he'd take a job in the NBA, he said, emphastically, "No. I've never seen a player worth more than a good coach." Words that some parents should hear..

*********** No one dares question the credentials of the Reverend Wyatt Tee Walker to speak on matters of importance to African-Americans. He has been there and paid his dues. Himself a giant of the civil rights movement and a former associate of the Reverends Martin Luther King , Jr., Ralph David Abernathy and Fred Shuttlesworth, Reverend Walker spoke not long ago at the Congress of National Black Churches, and said that in his opinion African-Americans as a group are worse off today than they were a generation ago. But he wasn't talking about racism or denial of rights or lack of opportunity or poor schools. He was talking about "negative lifestyles." Not even slavery, said Reverend Walker, broke up the black family the way AIDS and "negative lifestyles" have. Mary Sanchez, writing about the speech in the Kansas City Star, noted that it was too bad more people didn't hear it - too bad it didn't get same attention, from whites and blacks alike, as "MTV booty bumping, gangsta rap hype and sitcoms perpetuating images of the jive-talking buffoon."

*********** Frank Simonsen, youth coach in Cape May, New Jersey, remarked that this past season, for the first time in a long while, he seemed to be short on linebackers, and had a tough time finding one. I reminded him of what famous Yankees' and Mets' manager Casey Stengel once said about being able to hide a hitter at first base, or someplace in the field, but not at shortstop. Shortstop was different, he said, because "only a shortstop can play shortstop." It was a typical Stengelism - a strange way of saying something very profound - and I'm inclined to believe that it may apply in football as well: maybe, where linebackers are concerned, "only a linebacker can play linebacker."
 
*********** Current medical research has taught us that despite TV announcers' use of the term "mild concussion," there is no such thing. A brain injury - which is what a concussion is - is like no other sports injury. You can ice a shoulder, knee or ankle, but you can't "ice the brain." It is now known that repeated concussions can have devastating affects on young athletes, and can lead to cumulative brain injury. Therefore, In the interest of helping promote anything that might make our game safer, I have consented to notify my readers about a seminar for coaches, athletic directors, recreation directors and interested parents on young athletes entitled "Managing Concussion in Sports and Recreation." Bancroft NeuroHealth's Institute of Professional Development and Research, whose stated mission is "to disseminate current knowledge and promote best practices regarding acquired brain injuries and developmental disabilities through applied research, education and training of personnel throughout the world" will be putting on the all-day workshop on Friday, April 27 in Blackwood, New Jersey (near Philadelphia). The seminar, which costs $95, will feature a number of physicians speaking on topics ranging from "What Happens to a Brain When Concussed" to continuing symptoms (after-effects) of a concussion and how a young athlete is affected, to an overview of grades 1,2 and 3 concussions to on-the-scene assessment of concussions. Everyone attending the workshop will be given the full Standardized Assessment of Concussion (SAC), including palm card and injury assessment cards. For further information check www.bancroft.org, or call Helen Fiorentini at (856) 429-5637, extension 149
 
*********** Anyone who is a regular reader of this page knows that my views tend to be conservative. I am for personal responsibility, individual accountability, etc., etc. It all sounds so good when its applied to education. Hey, all you gotta do is run schools like a business... test the schools and find out who's getting the job done and who's not... reward the achievers and punish the non-achievers... blah, blah, blah... But I spent more than 20 years as a teacher, and I know a futile cause when I see one. If businesses had to operate under the same constraints as public schools, we'd have been a socialist country long ago. The latest on the accountability front: The report card on Oregon's schools shows that the vast majority of them, like all the kids in Lake Wobegon, are above-average, which we all know to be so much bunk. The real shocker was that news that the greatest improvement from the last time kids were tested was shown by the schools in Cornelius, a little town west of Portland. Wait a minute - Cornelius? Isn't its population more than 55 per cent Hispanic? Well, yes. Then, what in the world kind of miracles are they doing out there, with such a large number of kids whose English proficiency is limited? Please tell us, so we can share the good news with other districts. Why, as it turns out, the answer is simple: keep the Spanish-speaking kids home the day of the test.
 
*********** Uh, Granny, did they tell you what it is that they want you to be able to choose? An 89-year-old lady was on the front page of the Vancouver, Washington Columbian Tuesday, preparing to "celebrate" Monday's anniversary of the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision legalizing abortion. She was pictured sitting on the courthouse steps in downtown Vancouver, taping a sign that said, "You May Steal the Election But You Won't Steal My Right to Choose" to the front of her walker.

*********** It's probably too late for Reebok to rethink that big deal it just offered Venus Williams. Converse has just had to declare bankruptcy. Most guys my age recall fondly the company because that pair of Converse All-Stars we got in high school was the first "serious" pair of sneakers we ever owned. Some people called them "Chuck Taylors" or just plain "Chucks" for the name of the guy whose autograph appeared on the rubber disks which I guess were to keep our ankle-bones from crashing into each other. Nobody knew who Chuck Taylor was. Who cared? Turns out he was one of Converse's top salesmen. A former basketball player who got out and knew everybody in basketball and really sold shoes. One of the reasons Converse wound up so heavily in debt is because it paid lots of money to guys who didn't sell shoes. When you go bankrupt, your creditors get stiffed. One of Converse's creditors, said to be owed $400,000, is a non-salesman named Dennis Rodman.

*********** As the Super Bowl approaches, it is time to reflect on a great injustice perpetrated 75 years ago against the fans and players of a small American city. Bet you thought Green Bay was the smallest town ever to win an NFL championship. Suppose I were to tell you that there was an even smaller town, one with an almost laughable name, that still believes - with considerable justification - that despite what the record books show, it won the title? More on Friday.
 
January 22- "The key to your success will be not what you do, but how well you teach what you do." John Robinson

*********** Anybody else check out the motorcyle police preceding President Bush's motorcade down Pennsylvania Avenue? There were 25 of them on those big white Harleys, and they formed a perfect wedge. Good luck breaking through that one.

*********** Gosh, it was great watching the Inauguration Saturday. I especially liked the part where all those "young people" wearing backpacks chose to take the first amendment slightly beyond where the D.C. Police wanted them to. The "children" learned a valuable lesson in demonstrating. They learned that this wasn't Seattle, where the police pretty much coddled them, letting them take over the city last year before finally deciding that maybe it was time to, uh, take the city back? Nor was it Portland, where police seem to be graded on how much restraint they show whenever packs of the great unwashed decide to block downtown streets. No, this was the Big Time. This was Washington, D.C., where they may have problems fighting crime, but they take the safety of dignitaries very seriously, and I enjoyed seeing some of the youngsters finding out what it's like to play in the Big Leagues.
 
*********** Speaking of wedges... I was listening on the radio to an interview of one of the finalists in the upcoming Electric Football playoffs (you know, the game where you line up all your "players" and then turn on the juice and the board starts vibrating and all the players go off in different directions?). The guy admitted that success depended to a great extent on luck, but said there was a certain amount of souping-up of the players involved, and a great deal of just plain knowing the various "talents" of the individuals. His basic offensive game plan, he said, was to try to arrange his players so that at the "snap" they would form a wedge and work their way up the "field", protecting the "runner" until he could find a seam.
 
*********** I found myself in a real conflict Saturday. I found myself at ground zero of youth sports run amok, and I wanted to behave myself, but I also wanted to make a scene. A friend of mine whom I hadn't seen in years flew into town from Spokane with his two sons, 12 and 10, who both play ice hockey (they're on one of those "travelling teams"). So my wife and I went to their games as his guests, and we stood there with him, his daughter and another friend, while some knucklehead standing near us began getting very upset with what he felt were the rough tactics the Spokane kids were getting away with. Rough tactics? Are you kidding me? This was a 10-11 year-old game. Those kids were padded from head to toe, and couldn't skate fast enough to hurt anybody. In fact, the worst hit that took place occured when one kid was skating onto the ice at a change of shift and accidentally skated into the path of another one who was hustling, full-tilt, up the ice. But our friend never let up. He really got my attention when he gave up on the refs and turned his attention to "encouraging" his team to retaliate, repeatedly yelling, "If they're not gonna call it, then take his head off!" To ten-year-olds. My wife told me later she was proud of me for not saying anything. We were guests, she pointed out. And besides, you don't know what kind of idiots you're dealing with nowadays. (Not to mention that fact that he was younger and bigger and probably would have taken my head off.) Still, I wasn't all that proud of myself.

*********** Micah Rice, a young sports writer with the Vancouver (Washington) Columbian, wrote a very timely column last week on the continued denegeration of sportsmanship in our local schools' sports. He told of numerous incidents recently in which kids exhibited rude, crude and/or lewd behavior when things didn't go their way. What he saw, of course, is not confined to one little corner of one of the 50 states. It has become pandemic - prevalent throughout our entire country.

We might have seen this coming when feel-good school administrators began driving the old "holler at the kids" coaches from the gyms and the field. But we also might have foreseen it...

When we began raising brats - when we swallowed whole the psychobabble of the people who counseled parents that spanking was just another form of child abuse, and no one else had to right to admonish their children...

When a high school girl could ask the President of the United States whether he wore "boxers or briefs" and people thought it was cute...

When our schools began to spend so much time inflating kids' self-esteem, teaching them that just by being on earth they are "special", that kids really began to believe it, whether or not they had done anything to merit the praise...

When, wanting to shelter kids from the trauma of losing, elementary and middle eliminated competition altogether, depriving kids of the experience of learning to live with defeat. Of "dealing with it". Of "getting over it"...

When people began slapping "QUESTION AUTHORITY" stickers on their cars, and parents began to go well beyond mere "questioning" of school officials and coaches when their kids were punished for misbehaving in school or breaking team rules...

When parents began seeing youth sports and high school sports as their kids' stepping-stones to wealth and fame, and coaches and officials as roadblocks in their way...

When professional sports gave up any pretense of sportsmanship, and even incorporated acts of poor sportsmanship into the video games it licenses...

When professional wrestling's Monday night TV ratings passed NFL Monday Night Football among teenage boys.

Now, just over the next hill, we have the XFL, promising to "put the fun back into football," and the NFL, already anticipating the XFL's challenge, concluding its most demonstrative, "celebration"-filled season ever.

*********** Amazing what they'll do for dollars. Oregon and Oregon State both finished in the Top Ten, and as a reward, their Civil War game next year will be on (drum roll, please) NATIONAL TELEVISION. "Oh, and we know it's your traditional end-of-the-season game, but they only way we can fit you into our schedule is to play it two weeks later. Please? How about if we throw in $600,000 for each of you? You will? Deal." (Did you see what these two teams willingly did, for $600,000 each? Now, in case you're keeping score at home, write this down: Notre Dame, an unworthy BCS bowl team if ever there was one, took home $13,500,000 - more than TWENTY TIMES that amount - for its appearance in the Fiesta Bowl.)
 
*********** Imagine! You can buy a replica of the actual coin they will toss before Sunday's Super Bowl! For only $59.95! Wow! Twenty years from now, the grandkids will be sure to gather around you in the trophy room as you regale them with stories of the thrills and heroics of Super Bowl XXXV. Have your credit card ready when you call.
 
*********** Temple basketball coach John Chaney is a man with stones, but it has to be tougher and tougher even for a man like him to deal with the athlete of today. When one of his players, Ronald Blackshear, announced he is transferring from the school, Coach Chaney told the Philadelphia Daily News, "I think the kid will be all right if he goes someplace where he can come into the office and tell the coach what to do."
 
*********** QUICK TRIVIA ANSWER: Adam Wesoloski, of DePere, Wisconsin and Kyle Wagner, of Edmonton, Alberta both knew that The Great One - Wayne Gretzky - was the player whose number had been retired by 30 teams. Technically, the commissioner of hockey made the decision, not the teams, when he announced that no one in hockey would ever again wear Gretzky's number 99. When he was playing junior hockey, Gretzky asked for number 9, in honor of his idol Gordie Howe, but someone else was already wearing it. He had to settle for a two-digit number, something of an insult at the time because traditionally two-digit numbers were reserved for non-regulars. The Great one finally settled on 99. Jim Kuhn of Greeley, Colorado joined Adam Wesoloski in pointing out that Jackie Robinson's number 42 has been officially retired, too, although some active players, who were wearing the number at the time it was retired, still continue to wear it until they themselves retire. Ross Woody, of Vallejo, California offered Jim Otto's number "00" as a possible answer, because with Otto long since retired and the NFL's rule that numbers must be between 1 and 99, no one will ever wear "00" again.

*********** "Tuoppi" was just named Vuoden Valmentaja. Tuomas ("Tuoppi") Heikkinen, a former player and defensive coordinator of the Helsinki Roosters, was just named Finland's Coach of the Year. I first recruited him to play football, right off the stage of a disco in 1987. He was playing in a band in our team's hangout, a place called the Ratikellari in a town in Central Finland called Jyväskylä (don't even try to pronounce it). He was a musician type, long-haired. But he was good size, with big arms. It seemed such a waste for him not to be playing football. He spoke English well and was really into rock and roll and American culture and we got talking and I said, "Hey Beastie Boy - why don't you play football?" He asked me if I really thought he could play. Thinking of how pathetic some of our athletes were at that time, I said, uh, yes. YES. DEFINITELY. That was about all it took. Such was recruiting in Jyväskylä, Finland in 1987. He was a fast learner and a very good athlete - about 6-1, 235 and, as it turned out, the fastest guy on the team. He went on to become a pretty good player, and, in a few years, to star on the national team. We have managed to stay in touch over the years. (His real name - Thomas in Finnish - is Tuomas (pronounced TOO-oh-mahss) but somewhere he had acquired the similar-sounding nickname "Tuoppi" (TOO-oh-pee), which just happens to be what the Finns call a glass of beer.)

*********** Okay, okay. They're not all jerks. Portland Trail Blazer Steve Smith has donated $600,000 to endow a scholarship fund which will enable one student every year from his old high school, Detroit Pershing, to attend his alma mater, Michigan State, for four years, all expenses paid. In case you needed any further evidence of the kind of man he is, Smith and his wife, Millie, had previously donated $2.5 million to MSU for establishment of a learning center for student-athletes in memory of his mother, Clara Belle Smith.

*********** It's well-known that the son (or, I suppose, daughter) of a doctor is far more likely than the rest of us to become a doctor, too. It's that way in a lot of professions. Consider coaching. All you have to do is look at four of this past year's top five college teams: Oklahoma's Bob Stoops and his three coaching brothers are the sons of a coach. (They give most of the credit for what they are today to dad Ron Stoops, long-time high school coach in the Youngstown, Ohio area.) Butch Davis of Miami is the son of a high school coach in Arkansas. Dennis Erickson's dad was a high school coach in Washington. Bobby Bowden's two sons are coaches. I bring this up as a way of illustrating the corollary: that a kid who doesn't have a father at all would seem to be at something of a disadvantage in the choice and pursuit of a career. This could be a crucial factor in pointing more young black men at coaching as a career. If there aren't men in their homes, as is all too often the case, then the men who do play major roles in their lives - coaches - need to do everything they can to counsel them to consider careers in coaching, then encouraging them to get the necessary education, skills and experience.

*********** "I have been looking for some quality football magazines, but have done so with little success. Do you have any suggestions? If so, could you perhaps give me a contact number or web-site so that I may subscribe? Sincerely, Monty Price, Reed City, Michigan" - Hi Coach - If you join the AFCA (www.afca.com) they send you a quarterly magazine which isn't bad. I would recommend membership for a lot of reasons, but that's a good one. "Texas Coach" is not a bad magazine either - there aren't as many football articles as there used to be and you do have to wade through a bunch of stuff about volleyball, baseball, basketball and soccer (yes, even in Texas), but the football articles they do have are generally pretty good. A year's subscription is cheap - $13. E-mail them at thsca@swbell.net.
 
*********** A coaching friend told me he got a copy of "Friday Night Lights" for Christmas, and asked me if I'd ever read it. I had to say, "yes and no." I got "Friday Night Lights" a couple of Christmases ago and started reading it on Christmas Day - and never finished it. I had seen the author at halftime of the state championship game, on the sidelines as Odessa Permian High went on to win a state title. He'd spent the season in Odessa, following the Permain team, and, putting in a plug for his book, said it was basically going to be about a small town and how seriously it takes its high school football. The author was a Philadelphia newspaper guy who lived among those people, true southerners, who opened up their homes and their lives to him. he repaid them with a hatchet job. I just couldn't finished the book. I couldn't deal with the treachery - the realization, the deeper I got into the book, that he was betraying his hosts. That writer had spent all that time in that community and accepted the hospitality that they so graciously extended to him, under the guise of doing a simple little book about how important football is in their town, and then basically gave it to them in la bonza (in the gut - you Italians out there are going to have to tell me if I spelled it right).
 
***********"We lost in the semi-finals, 13-10," a high school coach in the Midwest wrote me a few weeks back, after his team had lost in the state semifinals. "The game winner happened when our long snapper put it over the head of our punter, and they recovered it in the end zone. We totally outplayed them, 345 yds to 139, but when you make mistakes, penalties, TOs, it comes back to haunt you. Kids played hard, left everything on the field. Too many mistake to overcome. I even had to tell a reporter that if he singled out our long snapper, I would get very angry. That young man has not made a snapping mistake in two years for us, and he is having a hard time dealing with it.. I informed the press people that we win as a team, and lose as a team, period, If they want to find a scapegoat, look no further than me as all the packages are mine and I make all the calls." (I told him he was absolutely right. It demonstrated that yhe was a man of integrity, deflecting blame from the kid who made the bad snap. That poor kid will live with that a long time, and he didn't need to be singled out. Not by a reporter, and certainly not by his own coach. One of the beauties of creating a team is building a climate in which people trust each other. It would be a betrayal of that trust to stand by and let someone rip one of your kids or point the finger of blame at him.)
 
January 19 - "Half the truth is sometimes the greater lie."  Benjamin Franklin

 

A LOOK AT OUR LEGACY - The two guys shown here are celebrating a professional championship, the first of two straight titles that the Buffalo Bills would win. Unfortunately for the player on the left, Cookie Gilchrist, the next one would be without him. He was a 6-3, 250 pound fullback, and no less a judge of talent than Al Davis called him at the time "the best all-around back in football." He led the league in rushing in the regular season, and he ran for 122 yards in the title game. But he had his problems with the coach - who had put him on waivers during the season and only reluctantly recalled him - and not long after this photo was taken, he was traded to Denver. He was drafted by the Cleveland Browns while still in high school and went straight from high school (Har-Brack High, in Brackenridge, Pennsylvania) to pro ball, but because of NFL rules at the time, that meant going to Canada until what would have been his original college class had graduated. He stayed in Canada for eight years where he became a legend, and never did return to the Browns, signing with Buffalo of the AFL in 1962. He twice led the AFL in rushing, and for three straight years led the league in carries. He was four times an AFL All-Star selection. At one time he held the AFL single-game rushing record, with 243 yards (it is still the seventh-best rushing game in NFL history). In 1962, he scored 128 points for the Bills, including 14 PAT's and eight field goals. "An athlete should be traded every two or three years," he once said. "It keeps him from becoming complacent." I hope he really meant it, because in his 12-year professional career, he played for six different teams. The player on the right, Jack Kemp (often known then as "Jackie"), was a solid, unspectacular quarterback from Occidental College in California whose brainy leadership took the Bills to those two straight titles - the last ones ever won by the franchise. After a failed tryout with the Steelers, he sat out of football for two years and probably would never have played again had the AFL not started up. He played in five AFL championship games with two different teams (three, technically, since he quarterbacked the Chargers both in L.A. and San Diego). Following his pro football career he entered politics, serving as a Congressman from Western New York and as a member of the Cabinet. He was a candidate for Vice-President of the United States. His son also played quarterback in the NFL.

By the standards of the day, Cookie Gilchrist was considered somewhat difficult to deal with. By today's standards, he might have been seen differently. He was considered the best runner in the AFL, but Coach Lou Saban put him on waivers during the 1964 regular season. He relented only when team leaders persuaded him to recall Gilchrist, but after winning the championship, Coach Saban traded him to Denver for Billy Joe. My sharpest recollection of Cookie Gilchrist was the comment of the Broncos' coach, Mac Speedie, I believe, upon learning that Gilchrist had been traded to Miami: "For me, Christmas came early."

Correctly identifying the Bills' duo- Glade Hall- Seattle, Washington -(" Coach- The two guys are Cookie Gilchrist and Jack Kent. I can remember them as a kid growing up in Geneva, NY . My uncle was a diehard Browns fan and would never admit he liked those guys from that "hot dog league" as he put it.")... Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana... Bill Nelson- West Burlington, Iowa... Dennis Metzger- Connersville, Indiana... Whit Snyder- Baytown, Texas... Tom Compton- Durant, Iowa... Ken Brierly- Carolina, Rhode Island... David Cramp- Owensboro, Kentucky... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina... Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota... Ross Woody- Vallejo, California... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York (This is a lay-up for us die hard a Bills fans. The guy on the left is none other than the great -- and I mean great (saw him play in his heyday) Cookie Gilchrist. The guy on the left is a fellow who was quarterback on the team and went on to have a pretty fair political career)... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois...

*********** Damned if you do and damned if you don't. Ask Washington Huskies' basketball coach Bob Bender about that.

The Kentwood, Washington High basketball team was at an out-of-town holiday tournament, when some of its members were caught stealing a couple of cases of beer from a convenience store. Two of them were charged with misdemeanor theft, and they were thrown off the team for the rest of the season, as called for by school district policy.

But one of them, 6-8 Mike Jensen, had committed back in October to accept a scholarship to play at the University of Washington. Immediately after the incident made the news, Coach Bender announced that he stood behind young Mr. Jensen, and that his scholarship was safe. Oh, what a firestorm ensued, much of it directed at Coach Bender, who is not on the firmest of footing as it is.

"How do we explain to high school athletes that it doesn't matter if you break the law, you'll still get your scholarship?" asked a Seattle radio show host. "There's a feeling out there: all too often, if you're good enough in sports, you can always find a way to beat the system."

In poll of the visitor's to the station's Web site, 69.5 per cent of the voters said that a high school player should lose his scholarship if arrested.

Hey- not so fast, guys. Yes, it was a dumbs---t thing to do. Regrettably, though, teenage kids will sometimes do things like that. Once. It was wrong and the kid needs to know it, needs to be repentant, and needs to pay a price for what he did. Now, then - was this the first time he'd done something like that, or was it just another in a series of incidents? Is he a normal high school kid who broke the law just once, or is he a chronic outlaw?

In the former case - if it was a first offense - I think Coach Bender is correct; in the latter case - if the kid is "troubled," as the do-gooders like to say - Washington had no business signing him in the first place.

I suggest that perhaps Coach Bender could have avoided some of the outrage directed at him had he announced that the scholarship would be contingent on the kid's completing the school year without further incident.

But "beat the system?" The kid has not, after all, gone unpunished. Suspending him for the majority of his senior year is fairly harsh. Justified, but harsh.

And last week, the other shoe fell. Found guilty, he was fined $400 and placed on three months' probation by the court.

*********** Coach, In response to your story about the young coach who is receiving excessive criticism from parents, I have a couple of suggestions. These are things that people suggested to me when I have gone through the hard times.

1. Since his AD seems supportive, make all queries about the coach go through the AD, that will keep some people away and the AD can quell some of them before they even get to the coach.

2. A coach can refuse to take these calls at home. During our playoff run this year the media interest increased to the point that I had to direct all media to call my voice mail. I also did this with a parent situation before. That way I could get back to them on my terms. This kept them from interefering from class time, practice time, and at home-time.

3. I feel a coach can state at his pre-season meeting that he will not deal with parent questions about playing time and other related issues. If the player wants to meet with the head coach or position coach on how to improve that is OK, but playing-time meetings are not required.

Coach Frank Lenti from Mt. Carmel HS in Chicago, IL has spoken at several clinics and wrote some articles about these topics. He has a very good lecture in the 1999 Nike Coach of the Year manual that has been helpful to me. This would be good material for any young coach.

If the coach likes the kids and has administrative support he should stay. If the support is not there, there are other places. I hope this can help. John Bothe, Head Coach- Oregon HS, Oregon, Illinois

*********** How'd you like to work for an AD like Peter Dallis? Dallis, the AD at UCLA, called Rick Pitino when he learned that Pitino had stepped down as coach of the Celtics. Called him twice, in fact. They are not known to be old friends, so Dallis' original denials that they were talking about coaching didn't ring true. Trouble is, Dallis already had a coach - Steve Lavin - when he made those calls. And then he lamely said that all he was doing was making a list of potential applicants for the UCLA job, should it ever come open.

Coach Lavin, as he should have, lashed out at Pitino. Then went out and upset crossstown rival USC.

Pitino. Now there's a piece of work.

This is the same guy who "writes" books aimed at businesspeople hoping to emulate his "success." He titled his latest "work" (co-authored with someone named Bill Reynolds), "Lead to Succeed." Uh, if you're looking in there for ways to run your business successfully, you might want to know a little bit about the "author."

Success? He was 90-124 with the Celtics. No shortage of self-esteem, though - what can you say about a guy who opened a restaurant and named it "Bravo Pitino?" Now loyalty? Signed a long-term deal at Providence, then skipped out. Did the same at Kentucky. Toughness? Bailed out on the Celtics in mid-season. Coaching ethics? Spoke with an AD - twice - about a job that already belongs to a fellow coach.

As humorist Joe Lavin (no relation to Steve) asks, "What's next, Coach? Custer's 'The Drive for Success?'"

*********** Coach Wyatt, Glad to see your mention of the Colts Curse. I grew up as a Baltimore Colts fan (ah, the days of Johnny U., Tom Matte, John Mackey, Billy Ray Smith and Mike Curtis). I was hoping that the Indy team would sell the Colts name/logo/uniforms, etc. back to the city of Baltimore. Baltimore did inquire about getting the name back when the Ravens first came to town, but of course Irsay's price was far too high. I would think that if Irsay had sold the name back to Baltimore he'd at least get SOME dollars (as opposed to NO dollars, since he held onto the name. It's not like he has any other cities trying to buy it. It's only value is to the people of Baltimore). Anyway, I think he'd make some dough by A) selling the name back to Baltimore, B) that would in turn, cause a rush by the Indy fans to buy all of the "old" Indy Colts merchandise before it was gone, C) come out with the new name and all the Indy fans would have to buy that too, so that they'd be current and up to date. Also, the fans could have a name that suited their locale and was representative of their history. I was always in favor of them calling them the "Racers." Aside from the similar familial association with the home pro basketball team (Pacers), it also calls on the history of Indianapolis most historical sports site (the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Home of the Indy 500, the U.S. Grand Prix, and the Brickyard 500). Also, since the football team plays in the RCA Dome (RCA is a NASCAR sponsor) there is an additional tie-in with racing. Of course, if you didn't want to go too heavy into the "racing motif," you could always have a "snake" as your mascot/logo as a "racer" is a kind of snake. It'll never happen, but for us Baltimore Colts fans, we can always dream....--Dave Potter , Durham, North Carolina (Tell Mr. Irsay that if he wants to be in next year's Super Bowl he has less than two weeks.)

*********** "I finally used my gift certificate to Barnes & Noble that I earned for coaching my daughter's softball team this summer. I bought the Walter Payton autobiography, "Never Die Easy". Needless to say, it's hard to put the book down. Even though I'm only a third of the way through, there are some great stories already. I particularly like Walter's recollections about his college coach, Bob Hill.

Quoting Payton from the book, "Another thing that I took from Coach Hill was how a man should carry himself on the field. I never appreciated the guys who would do little jigs in the end zone and stuff like that. You see guys on television today, they make a five yard gain and they have to do a dance. Or they make one tackle and they all celebrate. That's not football and that's not what you are out there for. I used to watch these guys, disgusted, I'd say, "Look at them, it's all about showing off and stuff like that." It's not about football. I really have a lot of disrespect for players like that. I've never liked it and never understood it." Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois (I told Keith that what is really scary is that Walter Payton is probably just a "who's he" to the age group that the XFL is aiming at!)

*********** John Randle, the Minnesota Vikings' outstanding defensive lineman, has been fined $7500 by the NFL office for an act of celebration which it calls "a public act of obscenity" during the Vikings-Saints game two weeks ago. I didn't see it, but the ever-sportsmanlike Mr. Randle is supposed to have shown his joy at sacking Saints' QB Aaron Brooks by appearing to urinate on the field. Quick to seize on a new idea, the XFL, which has been promising that it will restore the "fun" to football, immediately instructed its teams to have zippers sewn in their pants.

*********** One of the standard stories of World War II in the Pacific concerned the resourcefulness - the "sneakiness" - of Japanese snipers who, though outnumbered, managed to resist superior forces by patiently hiding in palm trees, able in an instant to nail any American careless enough to give away his location. So clever were some of these Japanese marksmen, we were told, that they would resort to defaming that greatest of American icons, the great Babe Ruth himself, shouting down from the trees insults that, we were also told, were enough to enrage some young worshippers of the Bambino to the point where they could take it no longer. They would stand up and fire away indiscriminately in the general direction from which the insults had come, making themselves easy pickin's for the sniper.

After a season of pro football, and then reading about the U.S. Army's new recruiting campaign, I wondered what a remake of a generic World War II movie might look like...

Today's "Army of One" has just landed on the beach of a South Pacific island. Sarge, the grizzled old veteran of the Gulf War (played, no doubt by Tom Hanks) motions to the "men" (actually, it is a coed unit) to stay low, be quiet and follow him. They don't all seem to be paying attention. Some are groovin' on tunes from their portable CD player. Some are checking their appointments on their Palm Pilots. Others are trying to dial on their cell phones, and then shaking the phones and staring quizzically at them until they realize that they are out of the coverage area.

Suddenly, a shot rings out.

"I got one! I got one! I got a sniper!" shouts one of them. "Ye-s-s-s-s-s-s!!!!" He jumps to his feet, drops his rifle, rips off his helmet and struts slowly, robot-like, out in front of the others, the better to acknowledge their praise. There he stops and turns and faces them, and, holding the helmet overhead, thumps his chest with his other hand to show that he has heart. He drops the helmet and shadowboxes briefly, gray Nike-gloved fists flying. He kneels on one knee and looks skyward, pointing with both index fingers, as if to acknowledge that God couldn't have done it without him.

And a sniper coolly picks him off.

*********** Michael Malone in the Wall Street Journal called it "the most momentous meeting of the modern world." It took place in the fall of 1930, as two candidates for the same position on the Stanford freshman football team sized each other up. One was the son of a lawyer in Pueblo, Colorado; the other was the son of a San Francisco doctor. One of them would make the team; the other would be cut after a few days. No matter - they ran into each other again from time to time over the next few years, and by junior year, both engineering majors, they had grown to be close friends. So close that a few years after graduation one of their former professors suggested they form their own company. This they did, and so, in a one-car garage in Palo Alto - now a California Historical Monument - William Hewlett and David Packard founded Hewlett-Packard, the company which blazed the trail for the growth of America's high-tech industry and the Silicon Valley itself. From the first, the company showed others the way as a progressive employer, becoming, in 1942, the first American corporation to provide medical benefits to its employees. No matter how large Hewlett-Packard grew - $48 billion in sales and 89,000 employees - the two men maintained a personal interest in their company; the "H-P Way" became the name given to their management philosophy, which included innovations such as "MBWA" - Management by Walking Around - requiring managers to get their butts out of their chairs and go get in touch with what is actually going on. The two founders donated enormous sums of money to charities, including at least $300 million to their alma mater, Stanford. Mr. Packard died in 1996. Mr. Hewlett passed away last week at 87. It is said that in nearly 70 years of working closely together, no harsh word ever passed between the two men. And it all started on a football field.

*********** Here's a great one: although it is not uncommon for a player to have his jersey retired by his team, there is one man whose jersey has been retired by 30 different teams.

*********** I was watching Comedy Central and came across "Battlebots," the most fun anybody can have with a remote controlled toy. In a high-tech version of cock fighting, techies and mechanically-inclined guys (why is it always a guy thing?) spend hours and hours building toys whose sole purpose is to destroy somebody else's toy. And while they fight, mallets swing down at random, trying to smash them. The night I was watching, I saw a toy called Frostbite ("The Snowplow of Death") defeat another one called Overkill.

*********** Ohio State has stopped screwing around, offering its head coaching job to the likes of Mike Bellotti and John Gruden, and finally given it to Jim Tressel of Youngstown State, the guy they should have hired in the first place. I felt right along it should be an Ohio guy, someone who knows Ohio people and Ohio coaches and knows what the job is all about. I kinda chuckled when I read that Coach Bellotti was serious enough that he and his wife had flown to Columbus - in the middle of a recruiting weekend at that - to look over the campus. I immediately thought "Movie." Something on the order of Crocodile Dundee. You see, you take this mellow coach, a laid-back Californian who has been living in a small, quiet university city in a small, relatively passionless state, adored by alumni, and you plop him in the middle of a community that, um, cares... really cares. You jog alongside him and feel all the thrills and chills of leaving the field after losing a homecoming game to Minnesota in front of 98,000 fans... you ride along with him, trying to find the one place in Ohio where he can go and not hear about the can't-miss prospect at the local high school... you sit in his living room and listen as he talks on the phone to all those helpful people who call him late at night, and you sit at the breakfast table while he reads all the letters they write to the newspaper... you sit out in the audience and feel the warmth of a Columbus Touchdown Club luncheon following a loss to Michigan.

*********** Wonder how the Oregon Ducks have become the best Pac-10 team over the last decade? It's really pretty simple: It's good coaching, good facilities and good players. And did I mention money? All of those other ingredients cost money. One example of the way this works is in recruiting. While lack of money might limit the extent of some schools' recruiting, the Ducks have been chartering private jets to fly recruits to campus for their official visits. The charters, at a cost of some $25,000-$30,000 per round trip, enable to Ducks to fly a half-dozen or so prospects at a time directly from prime recruiting areas such as L.A. and Phoenix to Eugene. The cost is significantly greater than flying the prospects in commercially, but the Ducks think it's worth it: "To get here," said Oregon's athletic director Bill Moos, "you frequently have to change planes and the weather factor creates some problems." And then there is the time factor: a commercial trip might require a flight to Portland and then either another flight or a two-hour drive south to Eugene, but by flying right in to Eugene, says Moos, "this allows us to have the prospect on campus for a full 48 hours to show them what we have to offer, and the prospects don't have to miss any school." Yeah, sure. I'll bet that's the main reason. I don't think it has anything to do with impressing impressionable youngsters, even though Washington's Jim Davies told the Portland Oregonian's Ken Goe he thinks otherwise: "They are doing it for the sizzle factor." But there is another factor here, too - getting a small group of kids together on those flights can start to build an "if you go there, I'll go there" sort of camaraderie among recruits. And for those non-sports people who don't seem to understand that this seeming extravagance doesn't cost the university a nickel, and isn't depriving a single underprivileged child of an education, Athletic director Moos explains, "We have some donors who understand the challenges of getting prospects into Eugene who are willing to help us financially."

*********** After six years in the NFL, Rich Brooks, one of the men I most respect in the game, is headed back home. I once heard Rich, who began the job of building the University of Oregon into the program it is today, tell a group of us high school coaches that he'd never take a job east of the Rockies. And then along came the chance to be head coach of the St. Louis Rams. Even if it did mean working for Georgia Frontiere. I'm here to tell you - if somebody's looking for a coach and Rich is still interested, he's your man.

*********** Evidently Dajuan Wagner is a very good basketball player. Dajuan is a senior at Camden, New Jersey High, where his dad, Milt, also starred before going on to play at Louisville and in the NBA. Dajuan scored 100 points Tuesday night as Camden, traditionally one of South Jersey's toughest programs, defeated Gloucester Township Tech, definitely not one of the tougher programs, 157-67. Camden showed no mercy, as young Wagner played the entire game, and, according to Gloucester coach Bob Sweeney, "they pressed us the whole game." (Wagner scored 28 of his points in the fourth quarter.) So what's wrong with that? asked Camden's coach, Glen Jackson, shameless and unrepentent. "I can't apologize for him (Wagner) being a good player, and why should we limit his ability?" Dad Milt, himself a coach on John Calipari's staff at Memphis (amazing coincidence - the kid is going to Memphis) sounds like a real moulder of men himself. "If the shoe was on the other foot, I'm sure they would do the same thing," he said. Not so, said losing coach Sweeney, the only one who sounds as if he still ought to be coaching after Tuesday night. "We're teachers first, before we're coaches," he said. "And, yeah, we're all competitive, but one of the main things we're supposed to teach is sportsmanship."

*********** Coach, Sorry I haven't gotten a hold of you sooner. We ended up 12-0 and won the junior league division 3 superbowl. Opponents commented that they had never seen a team of any age execute an offense like we did. we rushed for over 3,700 yards on 326 carries a whopping 11.4 yd. average! we also passed 20 times this season. completing 5 for 115 yds.! 2 td's and 1 conv.! Coach, I can't thank you enough for everything you've done for us. We would not have done this without your Double-Wing! We had a huge crowd for the superbowl. we got behind 14-0 but came back for a 30-14 win over the South Bedford Bulldogs. We have a solid group returning next season. Can't wait to get started! Looking forward to the 2001 clinic! Let me know as soon as possible! Thanks again, Jim Fisher, Craig County Cougars, Newport, Virginia

*********** Congratulations to the following six men, each named AFCA "National Coach of the Year" in his division: Bob Stoops, Oklahoma (Division I), Paul Johnson, Georgia Southern (Division I-AA), Danny Hale, Bloomsburg (Division II/NAIA) and Larry Kehres, Mount Union (Division III). Coach Kehres, who has won five national championships and has gone 89-1 over the last nine regular seasons, won the award for the fifth time.

 
January 17- "Ninety-nine per cent of failures come from people who are in the habit of making excuses" Dr. George Washington Carver

*********** "I just attended a clinic this past weekend and listened to a "basketball on grass" guy talk about how great throwing the ball is supposed to be. The one thing that stuck with me was this: I will quote "The bad thing about this kind of offense is that your defense gets to be soft, so you give up a lot of points." I thought that was pretty funny." Paul Maier, Mount Vernon, Indiana

*********** Coach Wyatt, Glad to see that I wasn't the only person angered/upset/shocked/saddened, etc. by Shannon Sharpe's (initially) great play that he showboated on. If that other Ravens player hadn't been behind him, I'll bet he'd have been stripped. I'd LOVED to have seen that. (Does no one remember Leon Lett? Good grief!) Dave Potter, Durham, North Carolina

*********** Well, Whit, now that you put it that way... "Coach, you think Ray Lewis (who attempted to excuse away the great number of illegitimate children sired by professional athletes, saying "most athletes are illegitimate children") was just saying that most pro athletes were, both literally and figuratively, a bunch of bastards?" Whit Snyder, Baytown, Texas
 
*********** I received the following e-mail from a young coach whose career I have been following for going on five years now. I have spoken with him and listened to him speak at a clinic; I have watched him coach and work with assistants; and I have shared enough thoughts back and forth to know that his head and heart are in the right place. So it is discouraging to learn that there is no inocculation against the devils who have created some of today's children. "I have been deluged this year with negative comments. (Our town) is bad about that, but this year it has gone to extremes. I would average 10-12 phone calls a week (some after 11:00 at night), I got anonymous letters, I even had a grandparent of a player threaten to cut my throat! (same kid who in two years has rushed for 3400 yards!) Seems he was carrying the ball too much!!! I got another nasty e-mail today from a parent, I took it to my AD to share it with him. I liked his comment to me, "You are being too nice to these people. Protect your turf and don't take garbage like that." This year we were 7-4, had back to back winning seasons, won our first sectional title last year, and people don't care. It is all ME. If my kid isn't a star then to hell with you. This is the kind of garbage that will drive me away from coaching some day." Before we let parents like these deprive other parents of the sort of people that should be coaching their kids - any suggestions about how we might combat them?
 
************ I thought the Giants-Vikings game Sunday was supposed to have some importance in the overall scheme of things, and I was right. If they hadn't played the game, there wouldn't have been a halftime show, and that means the people at Fox wouldn't have been able to bring on Darrell Waltrip, to tell us about the big NASCAR event coming up - would you believe? - on that very same channel. Oh well, it was either that or watch the halftime "entertainment" the NFL insists on staging in hopes of attracting the sort of viewers who wouldn't tune in if it were just some stupid football game, but just love those halftime concerts.
 
*********** A young coach who is investigating the Double-Wing said he was struck by the impotence of the pro running games in last Sunday's contests. I told him that one simple reason why the pros are pinned down offensively is what they have done to their offensive linemen: they have bred (or fed) the fight out of them. Those guys are one-trick ponies, who can only pass block, which drastically limits the kind of running game their teams can have.

When he responded that he had never looked at it that way, I told him what lots of us Double-Wing coaches know all too well - when you run the ball the way we do, you become acutely aware of the vast gulf that separates you are doing from what the vast number of couch potatoes who watch football on Sundays think you should be doing.

*********** I'm beginning to think that the offensive line is one of the most dangerous places to play in the NFL. It's the emphasis on the passing game that has made it so, as the replays make all too clear. I am appalled at all the injuries that occur to guys who have been standing upright, blocking their men for several seconds, only to have someone next to them or behind them come crashing down and hit them in the back of the leg or the side of the knee. Sometimes they are the ones who get knocked over, while one of their legs is locked in a position sure to injure a knee or an ankle.

*********** "I learned a long time ago in this business, as a player and a coach, that there's not a whole lot of things that you have control over." Mike Dunleavy, Portland Trail Blazers' coach

*********** So Shaq and Kobe are having a spat. Wonder if all those other great ones managed to get along - or if they secretly despised each other, and we just never heard about it?... Unitas and Berry hated each other... Russell and Cousy never spoke... Howe, Abel and Lindsay wouldn't shower together... Mantle and Maris insisted in riding on separate trains.. Robinson and Reese never shared the same cab... All kidding aside, what was it about them? Was it because they were from another generation? Was it maybe because they weren't paid enough that they could neglect team success and act as if the sun rose and set on them?

*********** Among all the names of college players declaring early eligibility for the draft, I noticed Josh Booty's. Wise choice on his part. Years ago, he came out of Shreveport's Evangel Christian Academy as one of the top high school quarterbacks in the country, maybe even a little ahead of fellow Louisianan Peyton Manning. But Booty got side-tracked, signing a baseball contract, and when he decided that maybe football was the best sport for him after all, it took some doing to get him eligible so he could play at LSU. Not that he did all that badly, but anybody who saw the incredible comeback LSU put on in the second half against Georgia Tech - when coach Nick Saban lifted Booty and replaced him with Rohan Davey - can see where Josh Booty fits into LSU's future plans.

*********** While doing some research, I came across this piece in a column by humor writer Joe Lavin (the guy is good): "Hurry up, and grab the remote. Prostitution has come to Fox. Of course, Fox doesn't call it prostitution. Instead, they call their new reality show Temptation Island. In it, four couples who are considering marriage agree to "test their bonds" by spending two weeks on an island with 26 sexy and eligible singles, all of whom are actually being paid by Fox to seduce the contestants away from their mates.

"Well, that certainly sounds like prostitution to me, especially considering that everyone on the show was tested for sexually transmitted diseases. However, at a recent press conference, Fox executive Mike Darnell insisted that the 26 "fantasy singles" were not prostitutes; they were merely paid a "nominal" fee to be on the show. Well, then, I guess I stand corrected. These people aren't ordinary prostitutes at all. They're cheap prostitutes. Darnell also insists that the people are being paid only to "date" the coupled ones, not to have sex with them. Interestingly, that's usually the same excuse that most escort services try to use. " By permission - (http://joelavin.com)

*********** A Texas friend took umbrage at Coach Steve Jones' observations that Texas colleges were 0-5 in the bowl season, and two of the losses were inflicted by Mississippi schools. He thought that Coach Jones, a Mississippi high school coach, was dissing Texas high school football, but I assured him that Coach Jones, who has himself coached high school ball in Texas, was doing nothing of the sort. What he was doing was dissin' Texas college football - and well he should. All the resources they have, and all the talent in Houston and DFW alone, and there wasn't a doggone one of them in the top ten. Trouble is, there's an awful lot of Texas talent playing for colleges outside the Lone Star State. The lid blew off Texas football back in the mid-80's when the Southwest Conference was still strong, and they all got caught throwing money around big time. Up to then, it was not easy for outsiders to come in to Texas and recruit, but with so many SWC teams in trouble, the outsiders really got their foot in the door recruiting Texas kids, and Texas college football hasn't recovered yet. Anybody remember Houston? SMU? Dang! They used to be good.

*********** A recent Wall Street Journal issue quoted a black college student as dismissing General Colin Powell as "white." I found his reasoning, to say, the least, interesting. "Any black man who rises to the rank of general in the white man's army has to be an 'Uncle Tom'," he said.

Actually, he wouldn't have been any less accurate if he'd said General Powell was "lucky." Uh, without making this a racial thing, if this is how easily a young black man can dismiss - or diss - a man of General Powell's stature, a man who ought to serve as an example for young people of all races, then I assume that the sort of man he does admire must know another way to the top. Perhaps he could share it with others, because if it's legal, I'm sure not aware of it.

He might as well call a black man who makes it to the top of the coaching profession an Uncle Tom, too, because it happens to be a fact of life that in the football business most of the bosses - athletic directors, general managers and team owners - are white. Now, if other young black men view having to get along with - even taking orders from - a white boss as being an "Uncle Tom," then how, exactly, do they expect to see more black men as head coaches?

It is sad to hear this kid making such excuses in advance. He is conceding defeat before he has even made the effort. White and black, we all have bosses, and most of us figure out sooner or later that the normal path to success requires us to please our boss.

*********** "About that time (following Peyton's junior season in high school) I ran into Bill Walsh, the former 49ers coach, in New York, and Walsh told me I should send Peyton to his camp at Stanford University in Palo Alto. He said, 'I always pull out the top five or six quarterbacks and we work with them individually every day in the stadium. It's a terrific learning experience.'

"The opportunity was too good to pass up. That summer Peyton got a friend, Walker Jones. another prospect whose father had played at Ole Miss, to go with him... all the way to northern California to learn at the feet of an offensive master. They were there for five days. But the master, Coach Walsh, was there for only one. For pictures. And that was it. He never showed for any of the workouts. Peyton was not happy." Archie Manning, in "Manning," by Archie and Peyton Manning, with John Underwood, HarperCollins, 2000

 *********** "Belfour (Ed Belfour, Dallas goalie) is back in the net - he is just a little "emotional"..lots of locals on talk radio are calling for us to back off and realize how stressful it is to play that position, and a guy like him just isn't used to being told he needs to sit...heck, they had already rearranged their practice schedule for the "Eagle", why shouldn't he be able to come and go as he pleases?...he only gets 5M per for the stressful assignment! lighten up." Scott Barnes, Rockwall, Texas

*********** What always amazes me is stories about youth coaches who consistently win because they consistently manage to stack their lineups with the best kids. These are the kind of people we should get out of coaching, because when parents and psychologists say that adults are ruining kids' sports, these are the kind of adults they're referring to. If you left it up to the kids themselves, you would not see the sort of competitive imbalances that these so-called adults, through their scheming and conniving, have managed to put in place. When we were kids playing after school and one weekends, we always chose up sides - each "captain" trying to get the better of the other, of course - and there was occasionally the one guy whose presence on either team made it the instant favorite, but we would never have tolerated a situation in which one team was obviously stacked before we even started. I can hear the bellyaching now: "No fair! You guys got the sides!" Talk about a stalemate. If there was going to be a game, something was going to have to be done about it. In our daily efforts to make the game competitive, we learned a lot about negotiating. Once we got under way, if a new kid showed up and asked to play, he wound up on the team that was behind. If two new kids showed up, the better one always went to the losing team. We sure did have a lot of fun. Of course, that may be because there weren't any "adults" involved.

*********** The XFL released its "rules highlights," and I have to applaud a few of the changes:

(1) On a punt, the kicking team may not cross the line of scrimmage until the ball is punted; fair catches will not be permitted; and in a tribute to rugby, any punt going at least 25 yards can be recovered by either team. The punt-returner will be allowed a five-yard "halo" (notice how trendy that word has become?) when the ball is in the air. (Sounds good.)

(2) In the event of overtime, each team will have at least one possession -- a maximum of four downs from the opposition's 20-yard line, unless a defensive touchdown is scored on the first possession. But if the first team scores a touchdown in fewer than four downs, the second team will get only the same number of plays to attempt to score. (We'll see.)

(3) There will be no kicks for points-after touchdowns; teams must run or pass from the two-tard line for an extra point. Similar to college ball, the defensive team can score a point on an extra-point play by returning an interception or a fumble all the way. (Good call.)

(4) A receiver (or a defender) needs to have only one foot inbounds on a reception or interception. (Yes-s-s-s-s-s-s.)

(5) Defenders may make legal contact with receivers anywhere on the field. (Thank the Lord.)

(6) One offensive man outside the tackles may be in motion forward at the snap. (This borrows from the Canadian game, and it can't hurt.)

(7) Kickoffs into the end zone must be returned. (Personally, I'm for rewarding kicks that don't go into the end zone, bringing kickoffs and punts that go into the end zone out to the 35 or even the 40.)

Sadly, hooksliding by quarterbacks is still allowed. There will still be field goals, and it will still take only two of them to equal a touchdown. There will still be clock stoppages for incompletions, and there will still be way too much time between plays (35 second when the clock is stopped, 25 seconds when it is running).

They are still serious about havingJesse Ventura give TV viewers the benefit of his gubernatorial expertise.

And, of course, consistent with the "performances" of the WWF, part-owner with NBC of the XFL, they are still promising us all the "fun" of "celebrations" far in excess of anything seen in the NFL - which says a lot.

 
January 15 - "There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."Dr. E. L. Kersten
 

 

*********** I started out yesterday keeping track of the number of plays at the end of which a celebration occured. Unfortunately for the Vikings and for people who enjoy their "look at me" antics, the game was over in eight plays: (1) Opening kickoff; (2) Collins passes to Toomer, followed by tight close-up of Toomer celebrating; (3) Collins passes to Toomer, followed by off-camera celebration; (4) Can't decipher my notes; (5) Collins passes to Hilliard for touchdown, followed by celebration; (6) P.A.T., cut to commercial (nothing to celebrate); (7) Kickoff, short, ball mishandled and pro wrassling ensues, followed by award of ball to Giants; (8) Giants' TD. Game Over. From that point on, Vikings' fans pretty much had to endure the Giants' antics, which were nothing that Landry or Lombardi would have been proud of.

 

***********"Being from MN, I just can't stand watching those overpaid guys blow another one today. Those Vikings are making me old before my time." Chris Davis, Slayton, Minnesota

 

*********** This is why he's paid all that money... It was the first quarter yesterday, and Randy Moss lay still in the end zone, in obvious pain. John Madden sagely observed, "This can be big, if Randy Moss is hurt."

 

*********** You catch Shannon Sharpe's act yesterday? Carrying the ball in NFL-approved loaf-of-bread fashion, the better to demonstrate, he began to unfold and "celebrate" the end of a 90+ yard play just a tad before he actually crossed the goal line. Problem was, he was being closely pursued at the time, and it took a teammate, recognizing the danger of the ball being swatted loose, to shove him into the end zone before it could happen. (Imagine an official with the stones to make an "assisting the runner" call in a situation like that?)

 

*********** What a sad irony of sports history that the Baltimore Ravens are in the Super Bowl. Baltimore, which has had three different teams snatched away from it - the last one a CFL team which the city embraced as the nearest thing to the NFL - is as deserving as any sports town can be of having a team in the Super Bowl. Yet, tragically, it got its team through the machinations of Art Modell, and at the expense of Cleveland, which easily rivals Baltimore in the loyalty and devotion of its fans. Meanwhile, for the sake of Peyton Manning. if the Irsays are willing to return the colors, the horseshoes, the Super Bowl trophy and John Unitas' records to Baltimore, I am prepared to lift the curse. They have until kickoff on Super Bowl Sunday to leave them on my porch. No questions asked.

 

*********** Dear Coach Wyatt: I enjoy your site and just happened to come across your very kind mention of THE STORY OF DARRELL ROYAL video, which I produced. If your readers are interested, I wanted to pass along a link where they can buy it. It is: http://www.sportshollywood.com/store.html Keep up the great work! Rich Hull (I don't mind passing this along because this is a very well-done video, a nice tribute to a legendary coach. It's $24.95 plus shipping and handling.)

 

*********** I got a job at a small school in suburban Buffalo, NY ( St. Mary's of Lancaster, NY). The school has about 300 students (150 boys/150 girls). They have been a .500 team over the course of the past few years. The coach left after he was passed over for the AD position. I am excited and look forward to teaching the valuable football techniques that I have learned on your site and videos. More importantly, I hope to pass along the many personal character principles that you have shared with your "junkies". Joe Bremer, West Seneca, New York

 

*********** Scott Barnes, in Rockwall, Texas, writes, "The Feb. issue of Sports Illustrated for Kids(with Randy Moss on the cover staring coldly while pointing to HIMSELF), had a reader survey - here's the results - (but you ain't gonna like it!)

Q - Do Athletes Celebrate Too Much? (The reader poll says 23% YES and 77% NO)

Says Mick M., 13, from Portland, Oregon - "When you win, you're happy. When you're happy, you do a happy dance. What's the matter with that?'"

None of us should be surprised. TV and the way it sells celebration to kids is a much more powerful influence than a bunch of coaches trying to talk to them about team play and sportsmanship. Against TV and video games, coaches and parents don't really have much of a chance. Not that we should give up.

To kids, it's like going to visit Uncle Charlie, who lets them stay up late and watch X-rated videos and maybe even drink a little beer. They'd rather go visit Uncle Charlie than listen to Mom and Dad harping about doing their homework. Or coaches harping about not doing "a happy dance." Boy, I'd sure love having "Mick. M." on my team. And having to deal with his mother when I bench him.

*********** Ray Lewis is a very good football player, and it might be okay if we could leave it at that. But the news media seem obsessed with sticking microphones in his face and allowing him to be the bad example he doesn't have to be. Like all too many professional athletes, in a misguided attempt at demonstrating his manhood, he has sired at least oen child out of wedlock. Rather than just shut up and take care of the kids and if not marry their mother at least try to be their father, he had to sound off on it. "It's like when people say how bad it is that athletes have so many illegitimate children. Man, most athletes are illegitimate children." Don't you see? He has an excuse! He was born to make babies with different women! You can't expect athletes, many of whom who may very well have been brought up in difficult surroundings themselves, to do the right thing by their own kids, now, can you? You also can't expect Mr. Lewis, who obviously did not study logic under the Jesuits, to say the right thing. "Most athletes," did he say? He didn't even say "most professional athletes." This is a gross sampling error, based no doubt on the company he keeps: I can recall a time when a school I taught at had a "smoking area," where students could go between classes - sometimes during classes - to catch a smoke; there developed such a clique of kids who frequented it that I once heard one of them say, "everybody smokes." Gays, who tend to live in large cities and associate with one another consistently exaggerate their number in our population. Apart from the fact that his statement insults the parents of - I suspect - most athletes, who married and were there for their sons and daughters, it defies a rule of arguing a point, which is to avoid absolutes, such as "everybody," or "nobody," or "always," or "never." Or even near absolutes when they are absurd on their face. "Most athletes," in this case, is absurd. And ask Dick Vermeil about the wisdom of using the word "never."

*********** Coach Wyatt, A couple of years ago, our Thanksgiving rival went to the double wing and were giving us fits. Two years ago in the off season I tried to figure a way to defend this offense. I broke down scouting reports, video and then sent for your video and play book. Well the more I looked to defend this offense the more I realized how difficult it is at the high school level. So in the '99 season we decided to convert our wing t offense into a well disciplined Double-Wing team. The results were very positive. We averaged 28 points per game and went 8-3. However we lost our league championship on Thanksgiving to our rival 22-21 and watched as they went on to to win a State Championship.

This year, however, we went 10-1-1, won our league and State Championships, averaged over 42 points per game, set a state scoring record for 13 games or less in a season, became the first team in Massachusetts to score over 500 points in a season since 1920. As a team we ran for over 4000 yards. Our top scorer broke state scoring and TD records with 310 points and 46 TD's, and ran for over 2000 yards. Our full back ran for over 1000 yards and our other wing ran for over 900 yards.

Interesting the 2nd and 3rd leading scoring teams in our state also run the Double-Wing. As for our rivals, they continue to run the double wing and also completed a successful season going 9-2 and averaging over 30 points per game.

The backs get a lot of credit but what I like best about the double wing are the advantages our linemen can get on the blocking schemes. Because of its simplicity more practice time is spent on drilling our line over and over. If you would like any footage I would be happy to send some to you.

Thanks for the Double-Wing. Sincerely, Gavin Monagle, Head Football Coach, Savio Prep H.S., East Boston, MA

*********** FROM ED WYATT, DOWN UNDER "We've had some bush fires outside of Melbourne that have made the air really smoky. It looks like LA when it's smoggy. We went to see some cricket last night - a one-day match between Australia and the West Indies - and I spent most of my time watching the crowd through binoculars. Amazingly rowdy groups that would do the wave, but instead of just standing up, they throw water in the air and everybody gets soaked. When the police step in to take away beach balls, they are greeted with chants of "You are a wanker, you are a wanker!" (Note- "wanker" is an English/Aussie term originally meaning one who, uh, "pleasures himself," but just like its American counterpart, the Pittsburgh form of which is "jagoff," it has come to mean, I am told, "jerk" or "doofus" or "dumbs--t." ) And when unruly fans are expelled, the crowd chants "You're going home in the back of a divvy van." For the most part it's harmless fun, but I did see a couple of really drunk guys fighting back at the police, who showed remarkable restraint in just holding and cuffing them."  

*********** "Coach; One small correction about Secretary of Education-to-be Dr. Rod Paige: He served as the head football coach at Texas Southern from 1971-75. I do not recall what his won-loss record was but I distinctly remember seeing him interviewed on local TV sports in those days.

"I had to laugh about your side trip to Hooks. See, whenever my family and I are in some college town -- large or small -- I make a point to drive by the campus and get a look at the stadium. If I can get inside, I do that as well. My wife is a really good sport about this (she put a pair of tickets to the inaugural Gallery Furniture.com Bowl in my Christmas stocking this year, you gotta love a gal like that!). In fact, she indulges me in a little game we play when traveling. Since I often associate some towns in Texas with the football players they have produced, she'll quiz me on it, i.e. "what players came out of Groesbeck?." Best; Whit Snyder, Baytown, Texas ( I have a feeling that coaches all over the US will join me in saying, "Do not let her out of your sight.")

*********** Boy, what a Richard Cranium Buddy Ryan is. There he was, given a nice little gig coaching some "Team USA" against some "Team Florida" in some all-star game called the Rotary Gridiron Classic Saturday, acting like the biggest jerk you have ever coached against in your worst nightmare. As in most all-star games, there was supposed to be some sort of agreement that they'd give the offenses a chance by, among other things, not blitzing. Buddy Ryan not blitzing? That's a joke. And the announcers knew it was, because they started joking about it right from the start - "Buddy's not playing by the rules, nyuk, nyuk." They said they'd asked Buddy before the game if he had any plans to violate the agreement and blitz, and he told them, "not unless I have to to win." Nyuk, nyuk. Midway through the first period, Florida Coach Lindy Infante was already complaining that Buddy was using two-deep coverage, in violation of the agreement. Nyuk, nyuk. That's Buddy. What're you gonna do? Baseball steals signals, corks bats and sends spitballers to the Hall of Fame. Basketball takes the charge, hooks the elbow to drive the baseline, lets Iverson palm the ball and Michael take as many steps as he needs. And now we've got pro football where if it ain't called, it ain't holding. And we've still got Buddy Ryan - in a meaningless all-star game, no less - blatantly violating a gentleman's agreement between him and Coach Infante. What a wonderful introduction to pro football. Yet not once did anyone suggest that people like Buddy Ryan might have something to do with the kind of ugly game the pros have now. (The final score of the thrilla was 10-0, Florida.) The most I heard any of the announcers say was, "obviously, when you have a gentleman's agreement, you've got to assume both coaches are gentlemen."

*********** Speaking of all-star games - did you happen to notice all those empty seats at this past weekend's "All-Star" games - the newfangled "Rotary Gridiron Classic" in Orlando, and the East-West Shrine Game in San Francisco? I could probably come up with a lot of reasons for decreasing interest in such games, but one of them has to be the fact that with so many big-name guys bailing out of college before their senior year, the games are just plain running short on stars.
 
*********** Coach Richard Lee at Page High School in Franklin Tennessee tells me they are looking for an assistant coach. "We need a receiver coach, DB coach, or offensive line coach," he writes, and says that there is an "instant opening in math." He adds, "They must be a 'coach' not a 'whistle blower.' The hours are long but rewarding." < Hey - Good school, good place to teach and coach, good place to live (near Nashville). For more info contact Coach Richard Lee at coachrlee@hotmail.com or richardl@wcs.edu >
 
************ Award-winning commercial: In a great spoof, we see a buff-looking guy in lifeguard-style swim trunks walking in deep snow, as the title pops up: "GREEN BAY WATCH." The lifeguard goes under the ice to rescue someone; when he surfaces, he surprises a couple of ice fishermen by popping up through their hole. Next we see a scene of beautiful babes in bikinis and more buff studs in swimsuits walking arm-in-arm toward the camera as we again see the title, "GREEN BAY WATCH." Cut to a living room somewhere, where a guy and a girl have been watching this on TV. He hits the remote and turns to her and says, longingly, "Boy, I wish I lived in Wisconsin." The commercial has something to do with Dr. Pepper. I think. The only thing I know is, it's pretty funny.
 
January 12- "One day you're the pigeon. Next day you're the statue." Diane Sawyer

 

A LOOK AT OUR LEGACY- I sat down with my Board of Directors and decided that the word "Trivia" in association with the sort of people I've featured here might be doing them a disservice. Since it is my hope that this feature might interest coaches in the rich history of our game, it seemed to me that "trivia", a word associated with normally useless but occasionally interesting facts, was undercutting my intentions. I do not consider the people I show here, or their contributions to our game, to be trivial. So, because much of the clue is visual, and because the person is a part of our legacy, this feature will be called hereafter - or until I'm sued by someone who's already trademarked the term - "A LOOK AT OUR LEGACY."

 

The dapper guy on the right is the great Eddie Robinson, all-time winningest college coach. Not so well-known but every bit the coach, the man on the left. John "Big John" Merritt was pretty good, too- ninth-winningest coach of all time (232 career wins) - and in head-to-head meetings with Coach Robinson, he was 11-9-1. He first coached at Jackson State, where his best-known player was all-pro Willie Richardson, but he's remembered for the 21 years he spent at Tennessee State, from 1963 through 1983, where he won 172 and lost only 33, with 7 ties, and coached such players as Ed "Too Tall" Jones, Eldridge Dickey, Richard Dent, Waymond Bryant, Cleveland Elam, "Jefferson Street Joe" Gilliam, Jr., Claude Humphrey, Joe "Turkey" Jones, James Marsalis, and Israel Lang. Dent was the first player from a traditionally black college to be named Super Bowl MVP.

 

When Tennessee State finally managed to entice him to leave Jackson State, he took both offensive coordinator Alvin Coleman and defensive coordinator Joe Gilliam. Sr. with him. "It was probably the biggest move in black collegiate athletics," Coach Merritt once recalled. "Never before had an entire coaching staff left a school and gone to another." At Tennessee State he had five undefeated seasons and five one-loss seasons. His worst season was 1975, when the Tigers went 5-4. He was a legendary PR man, who spent countless hours out in the community promoting his program. His PR work took him into the white community as well, where he was well liked and respected; the Mayor of Nashville and the Governor of Tennessee were regulars at Tiger games. In 1982, Centennial Boulevard, which runs through the Tennessee State campus, was renamed John Ayers Merritt Boulevard. Coach Merritt died in December, 1983. He is a member of the College Football Hall of Fame.

In his book "Black College Football" (1992), Michael Hurd relates the story, perhaps legendary, of the time coach Merritt was at Jackson State, and the bus was about to pull out on a road trip. Trouble was, star receiver Willie Richardson wasn't on board; now Coach Merritt was on the spot, because he had threatened the team earlier in the day, "The bus is leaving at 7:30, and I don't care who's not on it." Suddenly declaring that he had forgotten his cigars (he was rarely seen without one, even on the sidelines), Coach Merritt ducked inside his office, where for the next several minutes players watched him peeking out through the drapes until finally he saw Richardson board the bus. Then he emerged from the building, got on the bus himself, and barked out to the driver: "Let's go! I don't give a damn who's not here!" No one ever said Coach Merritt was stupid. Forgetful, maybe, but not stupid.

Correctly Identifying Coach Robinson -Sam Knopik- Moberly, Missouri... Bert Ford- Los Angeles... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Greg Koenig- Las Animas, Colorado... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York...

Correctly Identifying both Coach Robinson and Coach Merritt - Greg Stout- Thompson's Station, Tennessee ("I have an unfair advantage living in the Nashville area. The TSU Tigers play in a football classic named for him every year.")... Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin ("First, checked Richard Dent's alma mater, Tennessee State, and it triggered the recent John Gilliam story. Sure enough it mentioned his dad was an assistant under the great coach John Merritt. Lucky again.")... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota... Ken Brierly- Carolina, Rhode Island... Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois (The answer to the question of who is pictured is Eddie Robinson -on the right - and John A. ("Big John") Merritt. Coach Merritt coached at Jackson State and Tennessee State, where he coached Joe Gilliam, Jr., the former Pittsburgh Steeler QB who recently passed away. In spite of the University of Tennessee's dominance of college football news when I lived in Tennessee, we managed to hear of the exploits of coach Merritt's men.")... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina ("The "Too Tall Jones" hint was the giveaway. Man, did Coach Merritt's program send a lot of guys to the pros!")... Joe Daniels- Sacramento, California... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island... Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Bill Nelson- West Burlington, Iowa... Steve Davis- Danbury, Texas ("I remember listening to a special about Too Tall on the Cowboys Radio Network earlier this year, in which he said how much Coach Merritt meant to him.")... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois...

*********** Just in case you still thought there was some coaching going on in the NBA... The woeful Denver Nuggets turned things around after deciding as a team that they would play hooky from practice and not tell the coaches. The Portland Trail Blazers held a closed meeting, then squawked to coach Mike Dunleavy that he was "yelling at them" too much; since then, they have won ten in a row and now have the best record in the NBA.

*********** Hey, if Hillary's worth $8 million... Prior to the Mississippi State-Texas A & M Snow Bowl game, they led up to an interview with Mississippi State coach Jackie Sherrill by saying that Coach Sherrill, who had previously coached at A & M, had left there "under mysterious circumstances." To the interviewer's credit, he asked Coach Sherrill the hard question, but all Coach Sherrill did was add to the mystery. "No one knows the truth," he said. "I will tell that side in a book."
 
*********** "Just a comment on the Wade Phillips situation. While it may seem that Wade Phillips is a stand-up guy, it seems pretty ironic to me that he fires special teams coach Bruce DeHaven last year ( a coach who by all accounts had given 13 years of excellent service to the team and who had solid special teams year in and year out) because of the "Music City Miracle" and hires his "old buddy" Ronnie Jones, who has never coached special teams before. Under Jones' direction, the special teams unit that is the worst in virtually every category in the NFL. Wade is asked to fire Jones and refuses to do it - so Wade gets fired. Talk about ironic -- Ask Bruce DeHaven how he feels!!!!" Joe Bremer, West Seneca, New York

*********** "You are right on in your analysis of offensive (think of the double meaning of that term!) players versus defensive players. I keep waiting for a daring offensive coordinator at either the college or pro level to open a game with a series of smash-mouth double-wing action. However, it would be even better if such a situation were played out on a natural grass field in the elements. Come to think of it, some old Green Bay Packers films aren't too far removed from what we are talking about. Just line it up, and let's see who can block and tackle. It always comes back to the fundamentals! Vince Lombardi would be successful today even in the era of spread offenses and specialized defenses because he would have tough guys who cared on his team, or he would get rid of them.

"I also have to agree with the reader who commented that he was embarrassed to be a Vikings fan. I too am a long time Vikings fan, but I had to point out to my son how wrong Cris Carter was in his antics last Saturday." Greg Koenig- Las Animas, Colorado - < Interestingly, many of you who attended my clinics will remember seeing clips of the Toronto Argonauts in the CFL running some Double-Wing plays. It all came about through the efforts of Gary Etcheverry, Argos' defensive line coach. Coach Etcheverry, who is now with Saskatchewan Roughriders, persuaded two different head coaches that the Double-Wing would work in pro ball, but the most they would allow him to do was to run it using defensive players. (Remember what I said about the NFL?) From what I saw on tape, they looked pretty good. Several Canadian Double-Wingers wrote me excitedly, saying they'd gone to a CFL game and seen the Double-Wing being run. Their only complaint was that the Argos didn't stay with it - they said if they'd stayed in the Double-Wing, they'd have kicked some butt.>

*********** "Ha! You hit the nail on the head. NFL offense is BORING. Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a really good running play break for any kind of yardage. In fact, I'll have to sit through a whole game's worth of sleepy five yard passes in which half of those fall to the ground incomplete (because of those superior defensive athletes you refer to) before I'm treated to 1 decent looking run of 10 yards or so. Ho-Hum. Precisely why I think Pro ball has become dull. You got my vote coach, go get that Pro team (any one of them), teach them Trap and 47 C and give us something worth watching." Kevin Thurman, Tigard, Oregon
 
*********** Cracksmoker.com's Cracksmoker of the Year poll (cracksmoker: n. 1. A professional or collegiate athlete who exhibits behavior not fit for society.) for the year 2000 was won by Dallas Stars' goalie Ed Belfour, with 42 per cent of the votes. Rae Carruth, who is still in the running for Father of the Year, finished second with 22 per cent, and Darryl Strawberry was third with 18 per cent. Belfour, you may recall, had to be subdued with pepper mace by police whom he spat at and kicked, in connection with a disturbance at a Dallas hotel. On the way to the clink, he offered to make it worth the officers' while to let him go, starting the bidding at $100,000 but, perhaps figuring that if all that stuff about Texans rolling in money was true, a mere $100,000 wouldn't impress them, he raised the ante to $1 billion. Wouldn't you know, though, he starred in the nets as the Stars made it to the Stanley Cup finals before finally losing to the Jersey Devils. So everything was okay and he was forgiven for "making a mistake." That means basically he was free to be a jerk again. Can't say he didn't take advantage of the freedom. In Boston to play the Bruins on Saturday night, Dallas coach Ken Hitchcock dared to try requiring Belfour to attend a morning-of-the-game "skate-around."Seems Hitchcock had decided to give Belfour the night off and start backup goalie Marty Turco instead, which meant that according to hockey tradition, Belfour would play in the goal at the skate-around while Turco rested up. Instead, Belfour was a no-show, flying home to Dallas instead. Well, knowing what it costs to buy an airline ticket on such short notice, I'd say "serves him right," except that's just chump change to a professional athlete anyhow. But just to show you that occasionally God takes time off from bigger things to watch a little hockey, Marty Turco shut out the Bruins, 4-0. Tuesday night, with Belfour suspended, he won again, 2-1.

*********** How quickly they forget... I heard the incomparable gas bags of the NFL - Madden and Summerall - droning on in the background while I worked. (For me, with an NFL game on, the TV is pretty much just a talking lamp.) So anyway, I heard one of them talking about the Eagles' middle linebacker, Jeremiah Trotter. Said he was from a little town called Hooks, Texas. And that was all! I nearly went nuts! So I went to the Eagles' "official site," and came up with this - "If you look real hard on your Rand McNally Road Atlas, Hooks (population 3,500) is a small town nestled in the northeast section of Texas. It is approximately 160 miles east of Dallas and sits near the Texas and Arkansas border. It's also the hometown for one of the young, rising stars in the National Football League in Jeremiah Trotter." Jeremiah Trotter! Are you kidding me? Uh, no disrespect to Jeremiah Trotter, but there was a time when Hooks, Texas was known as the home of somebody else. Somebody really famous; a football player who in his three-year career at Hooks High School carried 1128 times (placing him third among all Texas high school players) for 7738 yards (placing him fifth)... who played on Oklahoma teams that led the nation in rushing two years in a row (how does 427.5 yards per game in 1979 sound now?)... who won the Heisman Trophy in 1978... who was the first player selected in the NFL draft... who gained over 1300 yards his rookie year... who played in three pro bowls... who managed, in a pro career cut short by a serious leg injury in his fifth year, to rack up 5106 yards rushing, 2071 yards receiving and 89 touchdowns... Hooks is just a couple of miles off U.S. Route 82, and once, back in 1986 while driving between Paris (Texas, not France) and Texarkana, I left the beaten path to wander into the little East Texas town that I knew this guy came from. I even located the high school field, and stepped out onto the grass, trying to imagine what it must have been like when Billy Sims was lightin' 'em up on Friday nights.

 
*********** I, for one, am sick and tired of those highly-paid teachers. Their hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten months a year! It's time we put things in perspective and just pay them for what they really do: baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage. I would give them $3 dollars an hour - and just for the hours they work, not for any of that silly planning time. That would be $15 a day. So each parent would pay $15 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children. Now, how many do they teach in a day.... at least 25. So that's $15 X 25 kids=$375 a day. Sounds like a lot of money, but remember - they only work 180 days a year! I'm not going to pay them for any vacations. So let's see... that's $375 x 180= $67,500. (Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!) What about those special teachers or the ones with Master's Degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage, just to be fair. Let's round it off to $6 an hour. That would be $6 times 5 hours times 25 children times 180 days = $135,000.00 per year. Whoa. Wait a minute, there's something wrong here!!! (Thanks for this one to David Crump, of Owensboro, Kentucky)

*********** For what it is worth. Any reader who might be interested in such a job is probably already aware of the fact that Millersville University, in Millersville, Pennsylvania is looking for a head coach. Millersville is a D-II school that plays in the very tough (West Chester, 2000 Finalist Bloomsburg, Kutztown, IUP, etc.) Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC). Millersville is located near Lancaster, in the beautiful farml country of south-central Pennsylvania less than an hour's drive west of Philadelphia. Athletic Department phone number: 717-872-3361

*********** While most Oregonians were occupied with thoughts of the Ducks and Beavers and the unbelievability of finding both of them in the final top ten, a handful of others were busy seeing to it that when all the hype and hoopla had subsided, Oregon would still be, well, Oregon. This is, after all, the same state whose largest city, Portland, just declared it illegal to for employers to discriminate against transvestites and cross-dressers. And decided that skateboards shouldn't be banned from downtown sidewalks and streets, because they are a form of "transportation." A non-polluting one at that. So nothing that happens on that side of the river totally surprises me, but I must admit I had to read a certain newspaper article twice. It said that starting this spring, inmates who are released from Oregon prisons ("correction facilities") will each be given a sort of Welcome-Wagon package in reverse. The package, paid for by the taxes of all those Ducks and Beavers, will contain (1) two dozen condoms; (2) one female condom; (3) two packets of lubricant (I don't think they mean WD-40); and (4) (would I kid you?) one dental dam (I ain't explainin' - ask your "health care professional").

*********** Philadelphia sports writers are a hard bunch. I learned that years ago when I worked with a World Football League team, the Philadelphia Bell. But they also are a smart bunch. Truthful, too. If you don't believe me, listen to Bill Conlin of the Daily News and his take on the BCS and its computerized selection system: "OK, if you insist. Keep the computers and nerds and let them pick the eight teams for the playoffs. That way, the best team of the bowl season, Oregon State (see, I told you those guys were smart), could wind up in the title game. And Washington, the only team to beat Miami, won't have seven computers telling it to settle for No.3."

*********** Marty Schottenheimer, new coach of the Redskins (referred to by the politically-correct Portland Oregonian as "The Washington Team"), has the tired, old "can't win the big one" tag pinned on him. The great Bud Grant had it pinned on him, too, but it didn't seem to bother him - he just went fishing. Or duck hunting. Tony Kornheiser of the Washington Post doesn't let Schottenheimer's rep bother him, either. Talking about the Redskins, he wrote, "This year's team didn't even win the little ones."

*********** "I went to the Canadian League at age 28 to try to position myself for a job in the NFL. Marv Levy had come out of the Canadian League to the NFL, Bud Grant, and Jim Finks did in a management role. There were a number of CFL guys who basically used the CFL as a springboard to the NFL. After talking to a number of people, I decided to go. I left the CFL because after being there for an unbelievable nine years in one city (Calgary) in what we fondly regarded as a revolving-door league, I had had my fill of dealing with the professional athlete. I think I belong in college football." Joe Tiller, Purdue.

*********** I had a few people e-mail me about the "heat" I took from Nebraska fans for the way I chastised their coach, Frank Solich, for running up the score against Northwestern in the Alamo Bowl... Shoot- that wasn't heat... Those guys respectfully disgreed with some of the things I said... But heat? That was passion. I admire the way people love and support their Cornhuskers. I think the passion is one of the truly beautiful things about college sports. Pros once had it - some of them, at least - but somewhere along the way to their untold millions they have lost it. And they'll never get it back. It is also something that most foreigners can't begin to understand about us because they have no conception of our college sports and what they mean.
 
*********** Why do I feel so much safer all of a sudden? It could be because in the last days of the Clinton Administration, the U.S. Army has announced it is dropping its "Be All That You Can Be" campaign, and introducing a new one, one more in keeping with what appeals to today's recruits. It's entitled, "An Army of One." The Army paid an advertising agency megabucks to come up with the new theme, which sounds as though it is aimed at the need for individualism ("Free to be ME!") of today's youngsters. And rather than run the spots on NFL broadcasts, and take the chance that they might attract all those crusty warrior types, as the Marines do, it's turning instead - I am not making this up - to Friends, The Simpsons and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I gather that these guys are talking about a kinder, gentler Army, a Peace Corps With Pistols, designed to win friends and take warm meals to elderly citizens all over the world. I personally could have saved the American taxpayers a lot of the money that was spent on that advertising agency and just asked if I could borrow somebody else's campaign. Somebody who already knows how to reach today's individualists. Somebody like Burger King ("Have it Your Way") or Outback Steakhouse ("No Rules - Just Right").
 
*********** I bet in his heart he'd still like to be a football coach. Newly-appointed Secretary of Education, Roderick Paige, has a strong record as a public educator. Until Wednesday, he was Superintendent of Schools in Houston. But he's originally a PE major, and back in his early days - I hope he's proud of it - he was an assistant football coach at Texas Southern.
 
*********** Lowell Perry died last week. You might want to remember the name because he was a real pioneer, and someday knowing his name could win you a bet. He also was a classic example of a man who used football and didn't let football use him. He was an All-America end at Michigan and starred in the 1951 Michigan Rose Bowl win over Cal. (He's shown at left in the maize and blue) He was the second draft pick of the Pittsburgh Steelers, but as an ROTC student, he still had a service obligation to discharge. At a time when service football was very good, he was the best. He played on a Bolling Air Force team loaded with former college stars, and was named oustanding service player. Finally joining the Steelers in 1956, he got off to a great start as a receiver and a kick- and punt-return man, but only five games into his rookie season he suffered an injury that would hospitalize him for several months and end his career. While in the hospital, he decided to go to law school while working for the Steelers. Working for the Steelers? Check this out- He accepted Pittsburgh owner Art Roonery's offer to make him an assistant coach and pay him his player's salary while he attended law school. That was in 1957, making Mr. Perry the first black coach in modern NFL history. After earning his law degree, Mr. Perry entered law practice, and in a long and distinguished career served as legal counsel for the National Labor Relations Board, Chairman of the Equal Opportunity Commission, and, until his retirement, as Director of the Michigan Department of Labor. Since 1974, he served on the National Football League Charity Board .
 
January 10 - "Quitters never win and winners never quit but those who never win and never quit are idiots." Dr. E. L. Kersten

*********** You wanna see one of the major things wrong with the NFL's product? You wanna see why there were more touchdowns scored last Sunday by the defenses and the special teams than by the "offenses?" You wanna see why Baltimore's offense comes up with a mere six first downs against Tennessee? Take a look at any NFL team. Go ahead. Look at the athletes they've got on defense. Now, take a look at the "athletes" on offense. Anybody notice lately what a gross disparity in talent exists between the two, on every team in the league? Suppose I were to tell you we're gonna play a game of football between a team's offense and its defense - an old-fashioned game, with players going both ways. Choose you for sides. I guarantee you if I get first pick, I'm taking the guys on defense. You would, too. Because with the possible exception of quarterback, where there's a lot of specialized mechanics and book-learning involved, I would venture to say that every offensive position could be filled quickly and adequately by a guy currently on the defensive unit. I know, I know. Temperamentally, they might have a little trouble adjusting to the discipline of the snap count and all that stuff, but athletically... think, for instance, about all the uses you could find for Ray Lewis on offense. Or Jevon Kearse. Now, then, let's look at the "athletes" on offense. Immediately forget about the five interior linemen; other than retreat and do what is now euphemistically called "pass blocking," there's not really much else they can do on offense, let alone defense. Tight ends, with rare exceptions, are being eliminated or turned into glorified offensive linemen, far removed from the days when the Colts' John Mackey was the most dangerous receiver on the field. Wide receivers may or may not be useful as defensive backs, because while they do have the athletic ability to cover, I'd be willing to bet that a lot of them don't like contact, and you don't want to go into a game with an entire secondary of Deion Sanderses. Running backs? Yep, they're the tough guys of the offense. I think Eddie George would be one terrific linebacker. So would Terrell Davis. Rob Konrad would knock somebody's butt off. But nowadays, more and more teams have only one starting running back. That leaves us with the quarterbacks. There are a few of them who are tough enough and good enough athletes that they could play defense somewhere. Daunte Culpepper and Shaun King come to mind. But good luck finding a defensive spot for your quarterback if he's a hookslider. Meanwhile, what are we going to do for a quarterback when we're on offense? Hey - most of those guys playing defense in the NFL played offense at some point in their careers. Most of them were the best athlete on their team. Give me the 11 defensive starters on any pro team and give me a week to teach them a dozen or so Double-Wing plays, and I think we would kick the crap out of those big fellas over there trying to play defense against us. In fact, I'd bet the farm on it. And that's why the NFL's product sucks.

*********** Upset by what you considered to be the jackass antics of certain Oregon State players in the Fiesta Bowl? Feel like the "celebrations" of a few of them detracted from a tremendous team performance? So did I, until Brian Meehan set me straight.

Brian Meehan is a columnist for the Portland Oregonian, and he says to those of us who decried those celebrations that "the next time we find ourselves demonizing a college football team," we should take a look at ourselves in the mirror and ask what's wrong with us.

See, we're the ones who are wrong, because it's all about diversity, and the fact that we just haven't sufficiently embraced it.

Diversity, I gathered, means accepting people from a "different culture." Being something of an amateur anthropologist and a student of comparative culture myself, I have a certain understanding of what a "culture" is, so I assumed there were some ancient Greeks, or Egyptians on the Oregon State team that I wasn't aware of. Perhaps Vikings. That might explain some of their conduct. Maybe some Scythians? Scythians liked to drink the blood of their victims, using the skulls of previous victims as cups.

OSU wide receiver T. J. Houshmandzadeh has a somewhat exotic surname, and I looked for a clue there, but no help - T.J. is an American. It says so on the OSU roster. Barstow, California, out in the desert. Can't get much more American than that.

Well, then, what "culture" was Mr. Meehan talking about? He lateralled the ball, getting Darrell Millner, a professor of black studies at Portland State, to try explain for him. Wrote Professor Millner, "There is a clash of cultural perspectives going on on these athletic fields."

I was confused. What differing "cultural perspectives" could he possibly be talking about, I wondered. I checked the roster again. Most of the OSU guys came from California, Oregon and Washington. There were a couple of Texans - maybe that's what he meant, but I don't see how two non-starters could have caused all that commotion. There were two guys from Nevada and one each from Hawaii and Montana. And that was about as exotic as it got. There wasn't even a Canadian in the bunch!

But Professor Millner pressed on. There wouldn't have been a problem at the Fiesta Bowl he said, except that "different cultures define what is appropriate behavior in different ways." Turns out that the fact that the behavior of some Oregon State players was over the line was not their fault! It was the fault of the people who drew the line! "In the athletic world," he said, "many of the rule makers have inherited a viewpoint from an earlier era when sports were largely played by white athletes." Don't you see? It's the fault of some dead white guys like Walter Camp, the ones who made up the stupid rules! The rules are obsolete! So is sportsmanship!

There's a bit of intellectual salesmanship going on here. The professor's trying to sell me the word "culture," but I'm not buying. I know what a culture is, and that's not what we're talking about here. It's possible we might be talking "subculture", but most likely what we're dealing with is something considerably more changeable, something called a "lifestyle" - a series of choices. Eminem, if you happen to know who he is, is a good example. He chooses to act and talk the way he does. But a different culture? Nah.

These kids are Americans. They eat American food - tacos, pizza, ramen. They're a part of American culture and they're playing an American game. Culture is a pretty rigid thing, part of what a person is born into, and is rather hard to unlearn. Is somebody trying to tell me that the behavior of these kids is so culturally ingrained that they are incapable of playing within the rules of a game? And if it's a part of these kids' culture, then how, for goodness sakes, did their fathers and grandfathers, who obviously come from the same "culture," manage to play the game within the rules? Why, if we're talking about cultural behavior, didn't more of their teammates act like jackasses? And why did this one team stand out from all the other bowl teams? Was Oregon State the only bowl team to dare to venture into this "culture" to recruit its kids? I say baloney.

"The verbal competition is part of the physical competition," Professor Millner went on, trying to enlighten us on the cultural significance of trash-talking. "It is not intended to demean or insult or harm the competition (Oh, no - of course not. They just bring in references to the other guy's mother because everybody knows it's all in fun); that is the way it is looked upon in more diverse aspects of America today." Wow. Bring on diversity.

"I'm not suggesting the rules be tossed and we accept break dancing in the end zone," said columnist Meehan sternly. But then, to show what a sympathetic, socially-aware guy he is, he conceded, "But I am willing to appreciate the different perspectives African-Americans bring to the football field."

So am I. Our game is an American game and I believe it is essential that everyone recognize the contributions that black athletes and coaches have made to it. And continue to make. I believe that more must be done to provide opportunities for black coaches to rise to the top. But I also think it is important to recognize the role that football has already played in bringing men of all races together, and creating a meritocracy in which racial differences are minimized and men are recognized for what they can produce. It would not be good for football for it to be turned into a stage for displaying our "different perspectives."

If by "different perspectives" Mr. Meehan is referring to taunting, choreographed "celebrations" or glorification of one's self, I say save that for the NFL. They'll love it there. But I think it is an insult to black athletes, not to mention destructive of our American culture, to imply that they are "culturally" incapable of respecting the rules of the game. That is a form of what has been called "the soft bigotry of low expectations," and it goes against everything that coaches and teachers believe. If we don't believe we can have a positive impact on kids' attitudes and behavior, we ought to get out. Very few of the kids we teach and coach will ever become professional athletes, but they might become airline pilots, dentists, police officers, lawyers, programmers, managers, soldiers, business owners, artists, truck drivers. And above all, good citizens and family men. And whether they succeed could depend on whether we have the stones to teach them.

Twenty-some years ago, the semi-tame ducks started disappearing from the pond in Portland's Laurelhurst Park. Turns out they were being killed by newly-arrived Vietnamese. To eat. Now, that was a result of a true cultural difference. Those people had travelled thousands of miles, to be plopped down in an unimaginably strange place. They didn't know any better. But you know what? The solution was not to change or ignore the rules - and certainly not to "embrace diversity" by continuing to stock the park with ducks. The newcomers were informed of the rules and, although total strangers to our culture, learned to abide by them.

Meanwhile, if you were expecting an apology from me, here it is: I'm sorry you had to watch some of those Beavers.

*********** As I promised... It appears that there are, at present, as many as six head high school football coaches needed in Las Vegas schools:

Cheyenne High School

702-799-4830

Eldorado High School

702-799-7200

Green Valley High School

702-799-0950

Rancho High School

702-799-7000

Coronado High School (Opens Fall 2001)

Still staffing

Sierra Vista High School (Opens Fall 2001)

Still staffing

The gentleman I spoke with earlier, Faron Springer, can be reached for further info at 702-799-5790 extension 255

*********** Don't let 'em kill that wrestling program at your college just yet. In Minneapolis, awfully near St. Paul, the home of the Governor who made his name as a pro wrassler, 9,565 people watched Number 1 Oklahoma State defeat Number 2 Minnesota in real wrestling.

*********** So Rick Pitino bailed as coach of the Celtics. You think there aren't plenty of other NBA coaches who'd like to do the same thing? The major difference between them and Coach Pitino is that has been able to stomach the job long enough and play his cards well enough that he's amassed enough money to enable him to walk away from the whole stinking mess.

*********** John Steadman was Baltimore. He was born and raised in the city and seldom left, except to cover its teams when they travelled. Why would he leave? It was all he knew and it had everything ("everythink" as they used to say in "Bawlamorese") he needed. I lived in Baltimore when I was younger. I wasn't born there, and so I didn't love it the way John Steadman did. When I lived there - 35-40 years ago - Baltimore was a lot like Buffalo, Pittsburgh, and to some extent Philadelphia - very inwardly-turned and self-sufficient (maybe even self-satisfied), without a lot of need for or interest in the outside world. Baltimore didn't quite know whether to be southern small town or northern big city. And it wasn't sure how to act when it got a professional team. It sometimes couldn't quite believe it had become a big-league city, and so it treated its sports heroes with a small town's sort of admiration and familiarity. Fortunately, its sports heroes - giants, really, now that we look back at them - returned the affection. People in Buffalo and Pittsburgh would understand. Cleveland, too.

Baltimore was a working man's town, owned by rich old families who associated - and intermarried - mainly with each other, and run behind the scenes by professional politicians of the basest sort. What brought everything (everythink) together was sports - I have never seen anything to compare with that city's all-embracing love affair with the Colts - and the people who reported them. It was a very provincial town. I disliked the provinciality when I lived there. Now, of course, as I grow older, I look back and realize that that was what made Baltimore unique. And great. When I die, I hope the Lord will allow me to sit and freeze my buns off in Memorial Stadium one more time. While Tuffy, the fat guy next to me, guzzles can after can of Arrow 77 Beer, I'll watch John Unitas, protected by Jim Parker, drill a quick out to Raymond Berry and loft one deep to Lenny Moore. Or to Jimmy Orr. Or John Mackey. Maybe if I'm really good I'll get to come back and sit in the upper deck - in the $1.50 seats - on a hot, muggy summer night and look out at that beautiful green field and watch Frank and Brooks and Boog and Luis. I'll eat a crabcake and drink my National Boh and listen to Chuck Thompson ("ain't the beer cold!") calling the game on my transistor radio, and the next day, I'll read what John Steadman had to say about it in the News-American...

John Steadman died last week, at the age of 73. He'd suffered from cancer for a little over two years. John Steadman was a Baltimore newspaperman from the time he was hired by the old News-Post in 1945, at the age of 18, for $14 a week, until his last column, written shortly before his death. He first saw the Colts in a pre-season scrimmage in 1947, when they were part of the All-America Football Conference. From then until this past December 10, he attended every game player by the Colts and then the Ravens - 719 games in a row. He was one of only eight reporters to have covered all 34 Super Bowls.

"John had a thousand sources," recalled Brooks Robinson, the Orioles' beloved Hall of Fame third baseman. "He could find out stuff that no one else knew. He wouldn't ask you a thousand questions, either; people volunteered information to him."

John Unitas, the Colts' Hall of Fame quarterback, remembered John Steadman as a reporter he could trust. "John is the one newsman I've never been concerned about talking to," he recalled. "If you told him something off the record, he'd keep it to himself."

Gino Marchetti, Colts' Hall of Fame defensive end, called him "the only Baltimore newsman that I really, really trusted. He was morally sound; he never crossed the line."

Sam Lacy, a legend himself as the influential sports editor of the Baltimore Afro-American newspaper, said, "He knew what to write, and how and when to write it. John was an outstanding journalist, a credit to the profession."

"John was the epitome of Baltimore, a great human being," said Artie Donovan, Colts' Hall of Fame lineman and renowned funny guy. "He's been a friend through thick and thin. He came to see me after my heart surgery and brought me salami sandwiches. To go through what he has gone through in the past two years took more guts than anyone I've ever met. I say a prayer for him every night. Always will.

"I say, 'God bless John Steadman.' "

*********** "Talking to Herb Criner this week, [his brother coaches the XFL Las Vegas Outlaws], he was telling me that there are no pat's - they have to go for two after a touchdown. Well at least one good thing." Mike Foristiere, Boise, Idaho

*********** The NCAA's 970 member schools now take in $3 billion in sports revenue every year. The trouble is, says NCAA President Cedric Dempsey, they spend $4.1 million. Football's current arms race is the major cause of the discrepancy, as schools expand stadia, upgrade offices and weight rooms and add indoor practice facilities. The danger here is that major colleges will not solve the problem by spending less - just like Congress, they will just keep looking for more and more ways to maintain their big-spending habits, and some of those ways may seem highly inappropriate to the mission of the universities themselves. Selling the naming rights to facilities is just one example. A Division I-A football playoff would, of course, solve all the problems immediately. Until, that is - just like Congress - spending caught up with revenue.

*********** Rae Carruth, who made $38,000 a game in 1999, is being defended by lawyers paid for by the taxpayers of North Carolina.

*********** "Coach, I just wanted to comment on the item in your news about the Vikings and their celebrating. It is ridiculous and it makes me embarrassed to say I am a Vikings fan. I think Cris Carter is the best receiver in the league, Yes, even better than Randy Moss. Moss drops too many easy passes. I can't stand to watch either one of them after they make a play. I sometimes wonder if Moss even cares about winning as long as people talk about his greatness. Dwayne Rudd is worse than either one of them, however. At least Moss and Carter celebrate success, (touchdowns, first downs, completed passes), Rudd celebrates anytime he is on camera. After tackling a receiver who just caught a first down Rudd celebrates because he made a big hit. A few weeks ago he made a big hit and began to celebrate, only one problem the receiver was not down and continued to run while Rudd made a complete ass of himself. I was also disgusted with the performance of the Baltimore Ravens this weekend. Their defense is great, their offense is terrible, but their trash talking is best in the league. It's not hard to figure out where it comes from when you see the head coach, a former Viking coach by the way, yelling F_ _ _ You across the field after they made a big play and then taunting the crowd at the end of the game.

I am beginning to believe that we have a responsibility as high school coaches to instruct our players not to watch pro football. (Good point. HW) They are only picking up bad habits- don't wrap up, lead with the head, be more concerned with how you look than how you perform, trash talk and demean your opponent, argue with the officials, step out of bounds instead of getting extra yardage, scream at your teammates when they make a mistake, I could go on but I think that's enough for now. There are a few pro's with some class and even one or two on the Viking's. Robert Smith hands the ball to the official after scoring, Daunte Culpeper plays with emotion and actually looks like he cares more about the team winning than any individual accomplishments. Keith Lehne, Head Coach, Grantsburg High School, Grantsburg, Wisconsin"

*********** There are 30 teams in the National Hockey League. Six of them have already fired their coach this season.

*********** I went in to Powell's bookstore in Portland recently and loaded up on football books. I mean loaded up. The first one I dug into was "Manning" a rather well-done "autobiography" of both Archie and Peyton (Manning) written by John Underwood, an excellent writer who has written, among other things, "Bear," about some guy who they tell me used to coach at Alabama. I have always admired Archie Manning as a classy guy, someone who seemed to be the embodiment of the true southern gentleman/athlete and I am not disappointed by what I am reading. I'll share some of it as we go along.

*********** Brian Billick, who has done a marvelous job coaching the Baltimore Ravens, ought to just shut up. At least where the subject of Ray Lewis is concerned. Now, it's normal for a coach to feel affection for his players, and in the case of Ray Lewis, Coach Billick's affection for him is no doubt enhanced somewhat by Lewis' brilliance as a linebacker. But it really isn't necessary for a coach to suck up to a player by giving the rest of us all this "will you finally leave the guy alone?" crap. Hey, coach - we're not talking about a parking ticket. Those two guys that Mr. Lewis and his chums left lying in an Atlanta street are going to be dead a long, long time. And what exactly did he mean when he scolded the media, telling them, "One of these days, God forbid, you're all going to be put in a similar situation, and I guess that's the only way you'll understand." Huh? Say, "similar situation?" Did he mean that we could all find ourselves someday, racing from the scene of a murder in a limo? Or did he mean that someday we could find ourselves in his position, standing in front of cameras and microphones, asking people to forget about a little "mistake" one of our players lied to the police about? It's probably better for coach Billick to stick to football, because that's something he knows.

*********** Let's hear it for Wade Phillips, ex-Buffalo Bills coach and early candidate for Standup Guy of the Year. He went down swinging, taking a firing rather than taking owner Ralph Wilson's orders to fire his special teams coach. My suggestion for his replacement? Why, Kentucky's Hal Mumme. He wouldn't have any trouble firing an assistant, if that's what the owner wants. He let four of his assistants go at the end of this past season. Kentucky finished 2-9, defeating only Division I-AA South Florida and 3-8 Indiana, so it had to be the fault of those assistants! Besides, Coach Mumme'll probably be available, soon as the UK administration and the NCAA get done digging into the almost farcical situation in which four money orders totalling $1400 were mailed to a Memphis high school coach who just happened to have a number of talented players UK was interested in. (It would not be the first time the coach received money from the Kentucky program: at $454 he was the highest-paid participant at UK's spring clinic and at $825 he was among the three highest-paid guest coaches at Kentucky's summer camp. He was reportedly under consideration for a job as a UK assistant.) In the return address space on the envelope containing the money orders was the name and office address of the (since fired) UK recruiting coordinator. He denies any knowledge of the money. The signature used to endorse the money orders appears identical to the signature of the high school coach on an official document obtained by the Louisville Courier-Journal, but he denies receiving the money. I'm sure if asked, Coach Mumme would deny knowing anything about any of this business, either, but just to be on the safe side, he's cut off all recruiting contacts with the Memphis high school in question. Hal Mumme and Ralph Wilson. Hmmm. Do you believe in destiny?
 
January 8- "Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong" Roger Rosenblatt
 

*********** If those four "games" the NFL put on this weekend had been college bowl games, they'd have a hard time getting corporate sponsors for next year. There was more action, effort and honest-to-God football in one quarter of any bowl game this past season - even Arizona-Boston College - than in all four NFL conference semi-final games combined.

*********** Florida State did resemble a pro team in one respect against Oklahoma - 17 carries, 27 yards rushing.

*********** The Baltimore Ravens almost looked like a pro team too, gaining six first downs. Be still, my beating heart.

*********** In the Ravens' behalf, I'll bet they did convert a bunch of people in Tennessee to my thinking that it is time to do away with the field goal.

*********** From a close relative in Australia who gets to see just one NFL game a week - "Did you see any of the Vikings and Saints? Jeez, watch next week's NFC title game because the Vikings are the kings of the "look at me" antics. From the first quarter on, any play that was somewhat beyond normal - a hard hit, a decent tackle, a first down - was worthy of flexing, taunting, waving etc. Check it out. They're obnoxious. Especially for a group that has choked so often. I'm rooting for whomever they play against." I personally love Cris Carter's statuary pose after a touchdown, like a gladiator kneeling in front of the emperor's luxury box and looking up to give thanks to the Great Man, or, perhaps, a guy offering God the game ball. Of course, he did score a touchdown. Most of his Vikings teammates needed a lot less than that to start the partying. I think that next year's most important stat will be "% celeb", short for "per cent celebrated," or the per cent of a team's total plays that are followed by a "celebration of me"by one of its players. And the XFL says it's going to put the fun "back" in the game by giving us more of this!?! Aargh!

*********** POST-GAME INTERVIEWER (Bonnie Bernstein): "More trash talking this week?" POST-GAME INTERVIEWEE (Ray Lewis): "Oh, definitely."

*********** They should call this week's AFC title game the Itinerant Owner's Bowl. In Baltimore's corner, Art Modell - the man who took the Browns out of Cleveland. (True, unlike the Indianapolis Irsays, who took the colors, the horseshoes and all of John Unitas' records, Modell at least had a tiny speck of decency in him and left the name "Browns" in Cleveland.) In Oakland's corner, Al Davis - the man who took the team first from Oakland, then from Los Angeles, and now seems ready any time to take the team away from Oakland a second time. Don't bet he won't. The Raiders still pay for billboards all over the Los Angeles area, keeping the bed warm for them when they return. (And also poisoning the well for any other potentially-transient owner who might have designs on Los Angeles himself.) 

*********** Bobby Bowden rarely passes up a chance to take a shot at Florida, so when he was asked about Oklahoma's Spurrier connection - about whether Bob Stoops, who assisted Coach Spurrier or Steve Spurrier, Jr., the Florida coach's son, might have consulted with Coach Spurrier about their game plan - he said, "not if they want to win!"

*********** In college football or basketball, when somebody says a kid is a "JC transfer," it tends to have a deeper meaning. Most kids, after all, went to a JC (junior college) in the first place because something wasn't quite right. Maybe the kid had good enough grades but just wasn't big enough or fast enough to earn a scholarship to a four-year college; more often, though, the kid was quite talented - big enough, strong enough, fast enough. But he was lacking something in the area of academics or character - or both - when the big schools came calling, and the only thing left for him was junior college. At junior college, a kid can (1) play a good calibre of football or basketball and, one would hope, (2) mature a little bit and (3) get his academic act together. The reality, unfortunately is that far too few kids don't get past step one. Nevertheless, many colleges are willing to come back and take a second look at those kids, because they are a little older and a little more advanced physically than high school kids, and although the years they spend in JC count against their college eligibility, they can transfer to a four-year college and become eligible to play right away. Not only that, but in the case of football, most of them are able to transfer in time to take part in spring practice. A coach who brings in a large number of such players is said to going "the JC route," going after the "quick fix." He gets players who can help him on the field right away , but he may have to look the other way where academics and conduct are concerned, because those problems often have a tendency to persist. (Again, this is by no means the case with the majority of JC transfers: Oklahoma's Josh Heupel, a first-class kid by any measure, spent some time at Snow Junior College, in Utah.) A number of states have junior college football - Mississippi, Texas, Illinois, Kansas come immediately to mind - but California has by far the most junior colleges playing football, and its JC's are prime recruiting ground for colleges from all over the country desperate to fix programs in a hurry.

Dennis Erickson at Oregon State has made some use of JC transfers (although not enough credit has been given to his predecessor, Mike Riley, now with the Chargers, for laying the groundwork for this year's number-four ranked team) and when the Beavers' on-the-field antics in the Fiesta Bowl (which a South Bend reporter called the Fiasco Bowl) became too obnoxious to ignore, broadcaster Sean McDonough pretty much observed that that's the chance you take when you go the JC route. Everybody who knows the game understands that.

But this letter to the sports editor of the Portland Oregonian shows what you get when the sort of people who probably watch no sports other than their favorite NBA team (in this case, the Trail Blazers, because that's about all there normally is to watch in Portland) sit down and watch what's probably their first college football game ever (in this case, the Oregon State Beavers, because it's suddenly the thing to do):

"I was distressed by a comment announcer Sean McDonough made during the Fiesta Bowl on Monday.

"He was talking about the number of personal fouls (sounds like a basketball expression to me- HW) the OSU Beavers committed. He said: 'When you recuit heavily from community colleges (Ma'am, he didn't say "community colleges." That's an educational term. Football people say "JC's" or "junior colleges." They don't even know what a community college is. HW) you are going to get more young men with troubled lives who won't be able to handle the pressure. You see this when you are trying to build a program.'

"First of all, even if you believe this (who doesn't? HW) you should never say it in a public forum like a televised game. (Right. We should all whisper about it, but publicly we should pretend that they learned to act that way watching their classmates at Harvard.)

"Second, just because a student might need to start college in a community institution (actually, ma'am, for a few of those kids, you have no idea how appropriate the term "institution" might be- HW) does not equate to having a 'troubled' life. Many young people don't have the finances or the grades, and community college is a valid route to start a college career. (No argument there. HW)

"Finally, I am appalled at the arrogance of McDonough sitting in judgment of these people. (Uh, would it be okay if he were at least to make a comment or two about their performance in the game, even if it might sound a little, uh, "judgmental?" HW) At least they are young and can be forgiven their indiscretion. McDonough is an adult who is in a position of public influence (I would certainly hope so. It would be nice if some of his comments might influence some young kids watching not to think it's cool to pretend they're frisking a teammate who's just been arrested - HW) and who should know better than to make comments of this sort about youngsters he knows nothing about." (Ma'am, I've done some TV, and I've worked alongside some professional broadcasters. I've seen the homework they do before they go on the air, and I have a suspicion that Sean McDonough knew a lot about those youngsters! HW)
 
*********** "It is not so much about how many you score it is about how you score them. If my 11-12 year old team played a high school team, they would score a hundred points on us. If they threw 75 yard passes to score them I would be pissed. There were probably 60+ kids on that (Nebraska) sideline that would have loved to get some playing time in a bowl game, even if it was for a play or two. These are kids that practice hard and get beat up by the 1st and 2nd stringers all week. Kids that walk on and pay their own way. Kids the universities need to be practice fodder.

I experienced this the past year while coaching youth football. While it didn't happen to us, other team's coaches seemed to enjoy it. We had the opportunity to run it up against a couple teams that we severely outmanned and I refused to do it. I see coaches going for 2 point conversions, throwing long passes, running trick plays, and not substituting when up by 50+ points. While you never want your team to play less than 100%, a coach can effect the outcome by play calling and substituting. If you are lucky enough to have the talent to run up the score, try to remember the kids that probably practice just as hard but may not have the talent. Remeber what I call the boomerang effect; what goes around comes around. Who knows, maybe you will find a diamond in the rough.

As far as all of the trash talk and me, me, me displays that happen, I am tired of it also. That is one of the things I have to deal with as a youth coach. The kids see all of the taunting on TV and they think it is OK. I umpired baseball for 10 years and there is an unwritten rule about not showing up your opponent. I went to a school to be a professional umpire but didn't make it. I quit after 10 years because this epidemic of disrespect shown not only for game officials but for opponents. Celebrating team is OK; celebrating self is not.

Fortunately our league takes a hard stance on taunting. What kind of example does it set for kids if coaches condone these antics? "Greg Stout, Thompson's Station, Tennessee
 
*********** "Coach, Don't knock Mr. Ventura, or the XFL. They may be able to put on better shows in the end zone. That just gave me an idea. Maybe they could really start something new in football, and give points for the best dance after a score. Better yet they may actually treat the running game like it's still a part of football.

"If you want to see a real football game nowadays, go to the high schools, or youth fields. Big time football is making me sick. However mark my word it's just a matter of time before they start saying, "We should let the younger players express their emotions too." Why not teach the young and old athlete that controlling one's emotions is also called self discipline.

"In my opinion there is no difference between the in your face flaunting actions of a superior athlete at a lesser talented player, and making fun of a person with no legs. When God has given you that kind of ability, you should use it with humility

"Think of this- What kind of team would Oregon State be if someone like, Paterno, Wilkinson, Parsegian, or Holtz. coached them? Of course they couldn't play for them in the first place, they would most likely be thrown off the team." Frank Simonsen, Cape May, New Jersey
 
*********** "They Live Again!" was the title of this letter from Mike Hause, of Kalamazoo, Michigan: "I was amazed at Oregon State. Or should I call them the University of Miami @ Oregon? The only way the bowl games gould have gone better for me is if all 3 of the Florida teams had lost. As for Nebraska - Although I would never speak up in favor of running the score up, however I still feel they have the best overall program in the country. Go HUSKERS !!!!! " (Nebraska has the program I most admire. I don't mind catching a little flak from the Husker guys. They are passionate supporters. Like you, I can't get myself to like Florida teams, good as they are. I really regret that Oregon State - possibly the toughest team in the country based on bowl performance - had to mar their great performance with jackass behavior!)
 
*********** "As always very good perspective. I still believe the BCS is hurting the game of college football. They really need to get rid of margin of victory as one of the criteria." Daren Hatch, Arapahoe, Nebraska >> Amen! I do not see why the AFCA doesn't get involved in this issue. It is totally unreasonable to put that sort of burden on a coach, yet that's exactly what it is when you realize that the difference between Nebraska's (or Oregon's, or Kansas State's) and Notre Dame's bowl payout was some $12,000,000.
 
*********** "Coach Wyatt, I am not a fan of Nebraska, never have been, never will be. But I have always, until their display against Northwestern, respected their program. I agree with what you have said, I have been on the "other side" of that game. I can honestly say that with the love I have for my players I might have wanted to fight with Frank Solich. There is absolutely no excuse for that kind of display. Run the ball between the tackles and score and I have no problem with it. I do not care if you score 100 points against me. I have ben accused of running up the score once. I played my varsity starters the entire first half (do I not owe that to them? they practice all week). We kept the scheme very basic after we were up 30 points in the first half, and won 50-0. We ran 3 plays (both ways). Nothing fancy, just the basic 3 plays. Throw? Trick Play? No way. In fact, I ran trap because we hadn't been able to run it successfully all year. I would never embarass another group of kids, or coaches, or parents and fans with what Solich did. My respect for the Nebraska program is gone, and I sincerely hope that in the near future another coach decides to "not call off the dogs" against them. Solich needs a taste of what that feels like!"Brad Knight, Holstein, Iowa
 
*********** First, let me say that as a coach, I don't pretend to be in the same league as Fisher DeBerry of Air Force or Pat Hill of Fresno State. But I think I am a better coach than most of the geniuses who are paid to analyze the games on TV and write about them in the newspapers, and that qualifies me to say this: the ending of the Silicon Valley Classic was a perfect illustration of something I constantly preach - that sometimes the most important thing a coach has to do is not stop his own team with a bad call. First, to Coach DeBerry. His team was clinging to a 37-34 lead, having seen Fresno State fight back from a 34-7 halftime deficit. There was 1:50 left on the clock and Air Force was in field goal range. So on third down, the Falcons spread the formation and called a drop-back pass - and the quarterback was sacked, back out of range.
 
Now it was Fresno's turn. Pat Hill's guys, down 34-7 at the half and not even making a game of it, came out in the second half and held Air Force to one field goal while pulling to within three at 37-34. And after denying Air Force what could have been a crushing field goal with under two minutes to play, Fresno drove into position to tie it up. And then things went all to hell. The Bulldogs, already in field goal range, had a first down, and although the clock had stopped while the chains were moved, the Fresno QB still felt the need to spike the ball on first down ("Wonder what Vince Lombardi would have said about spiking the ball?" mused TV analyst Tom Ramsey.) On second down, the QB was chased out of the pocket and forced to run. The clock also ran, but rather than use the final time out, the Bulldogs' QB once again spiked the ball - on third-and-six. Huh? Now it was fourth down, and with 14 seconds left Fresno lined up for the tieing field goal. The Romanian-born, JC-transfer kicker, whom the cameras had been cutting to on the sidelines all during the final drive, was all warmed up and ready to go. So Fresno ran a fake. And the holder, rolling out to his right with an Air Force defensive end in his face, overthrew the only receiver he could see. And Air Force won. My question is, WHY? The Bulldogs at that point were totally dominating the game. And with the game being played in San Jose, a fairly short drive from Fresno, the crowd was decidedly pro-Fresno State. I liiked their chances in overtime. This does not in any way detract from the great job Coach DeBerry has done at Air Force or Coach Hill has done at Fresno, but sometimes the biggest thing a coach has to do is not stop his own team with a bad call.

*********** Maybe you think fathers are important in raising a kid, and maybe you think divorced dads have certain rights to see their kids, but a court in New Jersey doesn't agree. You ain't gonna believe this, but I read it in the newspaper so it must be true, right? Seems a New Jersey woman wanted to move to California with her (and, I might add, her ex-husband's) nine-year-old daughter. Dad, who had no plans to move from New Jersey, objected to Mom's scheme. Guess he thought that while Mom had custody, he still had visitation rights. Guess again. A New Jersey appeals court ruled that Mom could go. But Dad is not totally screwed. The court, made up of three of the most brilliant judges this side of King Solomon, awarded Dad "virtual visitation." Mom, you see, will build a web site (how much you wanna bet?) so that Dad and daughter can communicate - over the Internet.

*********** Wednesday: brace yourselves for a certain Oregon sportwriter's take on the subject of Oregon State's antics. (HINT: it's our fault.)

 
January 5 - "'Rebuilding' is coachspeak for 'it isn't my fault'."Rick Neuheisel
 
*********** Congratulations to Oklahoma for its win over Florida State and its National Championship. It did everything it was asked to do this year, and it did it in a tough conference that even demanded that it win a twelfth game - a conference championship game - to qualify for the Orange Bowl.

*********** Wow. All the excitement of a real NFL broadcast, brought to the college game. In the entire bowl season there was scarcely a bummer of a game - unless you count those two dogs they played in Hawaii over Christmas - until Wednesday night, when they gave us the Biggest Bowl Game of Them All - The Bowl Game to End All Bowl Games - the One For All the Marbles - Brought to You By All the People in the World Who Want to Sell You Something and Think That Paying Colleges a Lot of Money to Name the Bowl for Them is the Way to Do It. You wouldn't think anyone could turn Oklahoma-Florida State into a snoozer, but leave it to the folks at a major TV network, who know how to turn a football game into a media spectacular. And a dud on the field. After all, they've been doing the same thing to the Super Bowl for years, overproducing the "show" to the point where the game is secondary to Michael Jackson and big bags of snack foods and jets flying overhead. And if anybody knows how to overproduce a football game, it's ABC. First of all, I'd like to see Congress get off its rear end and break the gridlock and - Hey, Hillary. Forget the Electoral College - pass a constitutional amendment making it illegal for any "popular" entertainer to sing the national anthem on TV before a football game. Football game, did I say? Is it a football game or a show when the coin toss is used to introduce a movie star to the TV audience? With all those guys in helmets and pads, and Denzel Washington out there shaking their hands, I thought for a minute I'd sat on the remote by mistake, and changed the channel to HBO. And what exactly is going on when in the final seconds before the game a sideline reporter is interviewing each of the head coaches? "So, General Eisenhower, what're you going to have to do to take to those beaches?" Then some suit from FedEx looks at us and with all sincerity tells us that "tonight's game will live up to all the blah, blah, blah..." when we all know that's a lie! Not even the Invasion of Normandy could live up the media hype. Who's playing, anyhow? Don't expect ABC to tell you. Player introductions - except for the quarterbacks - consist of little mug shots and numbers. Are these guys all homeless? Don't any of them have home towns? Do they have heights and weights? After all this, it is too much to expect an exciting football game, so we settle for a first half so dull and boring (a graphic showed us that most of Oklahoma's offense consisted of the equivalent of a quick pitch except the ball is thrown overhand rather than tossed) that we yearn for going to the studio at halftime - except we don't! Where is Chris Fowler?... Lee Corso?... John Saunders?... Artie Gigantino?... Dick Vitale, even? No studio show! What do you think this is, a football game? Instead, they take us, kicking and screaming, to a shot from high overhead, then drop us to field level to watch some grotesque extravaganza called "The Sound of South Florida." (Which I fully expected to be a chorus of old ladies singing, "I meant to vote for Al Gore") The mass of performers pretty much covered the entire field, but for us, a lot of it was mostly a close-up shot of the "R & B artist's" navel. Halftime was nearly a half hour long. During part of it we got Keith Jackson in a near-self parody, pathetically shilling for FedEx with a stupid piece entitled "Air-Ground Tandems." (See, the title sponsor of the game, FedEx, speeds parcels through the air and delivers it on the ground - get it?) Mr. Jackson's air-ground tandems turned out to be a handful of obscure passer-runner duos from college football history, selected for no particular reason, and assembled in a rapid-fire series of scenes - each about a half-second long - that MTV would have been proud of. We got an interview with the movie star mentioned above, who isn't a football coach but played one in the movies, telling Lynn Swann at halftime that with the score 3-0 Oklahoma, "It seems like nobody wants it." (Uh, you'd have to coach a lo-o-o-ng time in the real world, Denzel, to find a game that nobody wanted to win.) I was growing tired, but on the chance that with all those guys in football uniforms, a game still might break out, I continued to watch. No such luck. Florida State couldn't do a thing. Oklahoma continued to run its offense - the one with the linemen standing up and one guy back of center and everybody else going out and getting open. I used to get paid to stand and take roll and watch my kids run that same offense in PE class. Oklahoma did have more success than Florida State, largely attributable, we were told often, to the fact that a guy named Snoop, supposedly enrolled at a state university, wasn't as brilliant a student as he was a defensive back, and the poor guy through no fault of his own was declared academically ineligible. What are they trying to do down there at Florida State, anyhow - turn that football team into a university? Well, at least the refs didn't have a lot to do with the outcome, but just in case they might be needed to screw things up, the BCS folks sent for the very best. They had a Big Ten crew working the game. You know - the Big Ten? Whose officials blew two fumble calls against Illinois this past season to hand the game to Michigan? Calls so bad that the Big Ten office issued a formal apology to Illinois? The end of the game meant that Oklahoma won. It also meant that the interruptions of the "game" for interminable commercial breaks were nearly over. It was a clean knockout and the Sooners are undisputed National Champions. Next year, the BCS guys get to perform this abortion on the Granddaddy of them all, moving the saintly, hallowed Rose Bowl - an event older than the World Series - from New Year's Day to two days later.

*********** Miami coach Butch Davis was allowed to crash the Orange Bowl party Wednesday night, appearing in the "studio" with John Saunders and Terry Bowden to plead Miami's case for being named number one, should Florida State defeat Oklahoma. Apart from the fact that it was like asking Ralph Nader to tell us why he deserved to be President, Terry Bowden did ask him one hard but quite reasonable question. Uh... what about Washington? (The Huskies finished with only one loss, defeated Purdue in the Rose Bowl and did, you may recall, defeat Miami earlier in the season.) Coach Davis lamely answered the question with an attack on the entire Pac-10. Washington's schedule, you see, wasn't as tough as Miami's, because the Pac-10 wasn't that tough a conference. He said it as if that was pretty well acknowledged among football folk. Now, hold on a minute, there, hoss. You did a great job at Miami, and if things had worked out and you had been voted Number One, your team would have been worthy. But you done crossed over the line with your answer. They always told us in sales training that you didn't help your own cause by attacking a competitor, and Butch, since you started it... I see on your schedule a Division I-AA team - McNeese State - and a 3-9 independent - Louisiana Tech. (Middle Tennessee beat Louisiana Tech as bad as you did.) Oh- and that Big East schedule of yours? I see a couple of toughies named Rutgers and Temple on there. Neither one has shown me anything in the last ten years or more to indicate it could even play at the bottom of the Pac-10. Oh, yeah - and you beat a West Virginia team that I saw get manhandled by Notre Dame. (Remember Oregon State in the Fiesta Bowl?) Ain't no Temples or Rutgerses in the Pac-10. Wanna attack the strength of Pac-10? Uh, Butch... the strongest team on your schedule may have been a Pac-10 team. Washington. And you lost. Home field advantage? Washington beat you by five. With your home field advantage, you only beat Florida State by three. You had a great season and your players played well and comported themselves with class. Hasn't our nation heard enough whining out of South Florida?

*********** Keep your eye on Charlie Strong. He is the defensive coordinator at South Carolina and although he had already proved his worth in the regular season, he did so again in front of a national audience in the Citrus Bowl, and in spectacular fashion at that, holding Ohio State to a mere seven points. He is a young black coach who was very visible on the sidelines on New Year's Day. Giving coaches such as Charlie Strong this sort of visibility, it seems to me, is one major way to relieve the great underrepresentation of black men in major college coaching ranks. Now, I am not an affirmative action advocate in the sense of calling for unearned preferences and set-aside positions that only wind up discriminating against somebody else. I don't think that it serves the interests of anybody to create the suspicion that a person only holds a job because of his color. I would prefer that we not identify people by their color, but it would seem to me that with the number of black assistants on the rise, there ought to be more than just a mere handful of black men in America capable of filling a major college head coaching job. Yet look at the math: despite calls for colleges to at least interview black men for head coaching openings, the firings of Jim Caldwell at Wake Forest and Bob Simmons at Oklahoma State and the hiring of Fitz Hill at San Jose State have resulted in a net loss of one black head coach in major college football. Seeing Coach Strong on the South Carolina sidelines in the Citrus Bowl reminded me of the importance of acknowledging all coordinators - both black and white - for the job they do, which in many of today's programs makes them the de facto head coach of half the players. It is not a sure thing, but the chances are good that if a man is a successful coordinator he can be a successful head coach, and his chances of getting such a job are greater if he is known. But I think it is especially important that when black men serve in such positions, they be given sufficient recognition so that they are not seen as nobodies when head jobs come open. So here's the book on Coach Charlie Strong: He's 40 years old, a native of Batesville, Arkansas and a graduate of Central Arkansas. His defensive unit this past season finished first in the SEC and seventh in the nation in scoring defense, and near the top of the SEC in total defense, rushing defense and pass defense. His coaching resume: South Carolina- Defensive Coordinator (1999-2001); Notre Dame - Defensive Line (1995-98); Florida- Defensive Line (1991-95); Intern, Detroit Lions (1994); Intern, New Orleans Saints (1993) Ole Miss- Assistant Coach (1990); Florida- Assistant Coach (1988-90); Southern Illinois- Assistant Coach (1986-88); Texas A&M- Graduate Assistant (1985); Florida- Graduate Assistant (1983-85)

*********** Miami Dolphins' coach Dave Wannstedt could have felt bitter about his treatment in Chicago. Basically, he was run out of town, scorned by the fans and fired by the Bears.

"It's not easy to forget about having your wife and daughter screamed at and run out of the stands," Wannstedt told Rick Gosselin of the Dallas Morning News. "Or my daughter getting phone calls at college and e-mails from other students. You can't imagine the stuff that was happening. I'm sure it happens everywhere."

But when it happened to him in Chicago, he handled it in a way very few of us would.

He thanked the Bears for giving him the opportunity to be an NFL head coach. And the day after his firing, he was in the Bears' office, on the phones trying to find jobs for his former assistants. "I felt a real obligation to my coaches," he told Gosselin. And he didn't leave Chicago until he had lined up job interviews for every one of them.

"If every coach that got fired started ripping the other place, saying he got screwed - think of how the profession would be," he said. "I certainly wouldn't be coaching now."

He denied that he is motivated by a desire for revenge, or a need to prove himself. "Pride is something we all have but deep down it's not really a good thing. More bad can come out of it than good, if you're looking in terms of getting even or revenge or anything like that. But it's a battle to say that. It's easier to say that than to feel it. I'm human. We'll see. We've got an opportunity here now, and we'll see how it unfolds." (Scott Barnes, who llives in Rockwall, Texas and sent me the article, wrote "Coach - I've liked this guy for a long time now..One Sunday afternoon, after he had first taken the job with the Bears, he and I were the only ones in the lounge at DFW waiting for a late flight to Chicago. He had on a Bears warm up suit, which I thought was funny since you'd think he wouldn't want to draw attention to himself. Anyway, I just casually nodded a "hi Coach" to him, and he took it as an invitation to join me in conversation..VERY humble..he reminded me of when I was first discharged from the Marine Corps and was starting my first civilian gig..just like a kid..anyway, he really impressed me with his low key, humble approach.")
 
*********** Remember the job at Cimarron-Memorial High in Las Vegas that I mentioned back in mid-December? Several of you have contacted me, and several others submitted their resumes to Cimarron-Memorial, based on my description of the job. The deadline for applying, I told you, was January 8, but that's no longer so. The search is over. It seems that the man who contacted me, Mr. Faron Springer, has since taken a job at another high school in Las Vegas, and the new athletic director at Cimarron-Memorial has come in with a short list of candidates from which he believes, based on his knowledge of them, he will be able to hire the man he wants. But before you give up the search... there are still, I am told, at least three open head football positions in Las Vegas at the moment, and I'll try to find out more about them and post them.

*********** If you watched the Rose Bowl - you know, the one between (ahem) Washington and Purdue - you may remember the moment when, with about two minutes to go, Washington, on its side of the 50, faced a fourth-and-a-foot. The Huskies called time out, apparently to talk things over, but it was obvious that quarterback Marques Tuiasosopo wanted to go for it. That the Huskies did, and with Tuiasosopo keeping, they made it by a yard - and ran out the clock. Washington coach Rick Neuheisel, asked about whether he let his quarterback talk him into going for it, said he was going to go for it anyway: "You're not going to give Drew Breese back the ball."

*********** I heard him say it. On TV. "I think our styles of operation are very, very different." That's what Marty Schottenheimer said not very long ago when asked if he could see himself working for Redskins' owner Daniel "Boy Billionaire" Snyder. Yet on Wednesday he decided to step down out of the broadcast booth and coach the Redskins. How much you wanna bet that when he and Mr. Snyder had a chance to sit down and talk things over, Mr. Snyder started waving thousand dollar bills, and - whaddaya know? - Coach Schottenheimer discovered their styles of operation were not all that different after all?

*********** Coach Wyatt, I could not help but notice that the state of Texas was 0-5 in the bowls this year. I see all the time on the internet about how Texas has the greatest players in High School. What happens when they get to college? I will admit that there is probably no place like Texas High School Football on Friday nights. But, what a difference a day makes.

Now to do a little bragging! Mississippi put two of those losses on the Lone Star State. Southern Miss over TCU and MSU over A&M in the Shreveport "Snow Bowl". Guess what! Little Ole Mississippi has put all three major schools in Bowl games the last 2 years and played in 8 games the last three. Mostly with home grown talent!! Mississippi's population is slightly over 2.5 million. Less than the states of Fort Worth/Dallas, Houston Metro, San Antonio/Austin Coridor and El Paso. Oh! I forgot those are a part of Texas. By the way Delta State(D-2) was National Champions.

Happy New Year from the Little Ole State of Mississippi! Steve Jones, Florence, Mississippi PS**Oregon did pretty well this year too!

*********** Happy New Year! The first baby of 2001 in Multnomah County (Portland), Oregon and the first baby on our side of the river in Clark County, Washington, were both born to unwed, teenage mothers. Our Clark County "mom" already has a 17-month-old, also sired by the same guy - whom the local newspaper calls, with a straight face, her "fiancee."

*********** Your wish list you published a while back got me thinking of mine for the coming season. Thanks for your help and I hope you have a Happy New Year. I wish for: 1. Kids that want to play hard and have fun. 2. Coaches, parents, and officials that don't take themselves too seriously and let the kids play hard and have fun. 3. A smart, stud center. 4. 2 smart, stud and quick guards. 5. An athletic and smart QB that loves to hit and run and can throw the 15 yard pass when needed. 6. A 131.9 lb. stud fullback. (Our league weight limit for running backs is 132 lbs.) 7. A & C Backs that let the blocking develop on the powers and also don't mind it if the B Back gets lots of carries when the Wedge and 5X are working. 8. Tall ends that like to block; good hands are nice also. 9. Tackles that enjoy hitting and remember to down block when needed. 10. Officials that don't call us for assisting the runner because "it must be happening in that big pile". 11. A coach (me) that learns more about how this offense works and how better to teach it to 11-12 year olds. 12. Youth coaches that teach and condone questionable and/or illegal tactics such as holding, chop blocking, crack backs and hitting with the helmet get held, chopped, crack backed and speared themselves. 13. Officials with the stones to call the above. 14. MOST IMPORTANT!!! Kids on all teams make it through uninjured. - Greg Stout - Thompson's Station, Tennessee

*********** I'm sure that after Monday night's gross exhibition in the Fiesta Bowl, Dennis Erickson will have no trouble recruiting all the exhibitionistic jerks he wants to Oregon State. They're probably already recruiting him. But it is quite possible that that's all he'll be able to get. If I were recruiting against him, I'd be asking kids, "Do you want to spend five years with people like that as your teammates?" What coaches who tolerate (or even encourage) ugly, unseemly behavior by their players seem not to realize is that while it is demeaning to opponents, it's also demeaning to the men on their own team who know that it's out of place in our sport. Just to show you that not all Oregon State players were caught up in the "Look at Me... Aren't I wonderful... I did that all by Myself" mentality - Just to show you they weren't all jackasses - I thought you might want to hear what Beavers' quarterback Jonathan Smith had to say to the Portland Oregonian. "I thought, being on a national stage, you want to show some kind of maturity. I mean, we play with a lot of emotion and excitement. And that's understandable. You take the good with the bad. But at some point, you don't want to be degrading your team and the team you're playing. And I thought we did that a little bit, and that was unfortunate."

*********** YOU CAN'T SAY NEBRASKA PEOPLE WON'T COME TO THE DEFENSE OF THEIR PROGRAM!"Coach, As a former Husker and lifelong fan I had to comment on the "News" item regarding Frank Solich. I was at the game with my son and I was shocked by the double pass play. I think coach Solich, who is a good man, was just letting his seniors have some fun. Still a bad excuse but a better (and more realistic) explanation. As far as running up the score, do not forget to thank the BCS and television money!!! Nebraska should have been invited to a BCS game. They lost a lot of money not going to a "big" game. Obviously they should have been playing instead of Notre Dame (a team Nebraska beat). Unfortunately it is all about money. Running up the score = higher BCS rating = better bowl invites = better recruiting = more winning seasons = more national championships = BIG MONEY!!!. It also insures that the BCS will not snub them next time. Look at the "saintly" Bobby Bowden. He is a master of running up the score and considered one of the greatest coaches of all time. (He is also one of the highest paid!). What Coach Solich did was wrong, but don't forget to place a lot of the blame on a system that demands and rewards "blow-outs".

"One final comment about OSU. Another school that will and apparently has bought into the win at all costs philosophy. Erickson should have never been allowed to coach at the college level after leaving Miami. He is turning OSU into THUG U II. But you know what, no one up there will say a thing because he is a "winner". People may not like Nebraska or Coach Solich but you don't have to look very hard to find programs and coaches a lot worse off than the Huskers. I could rattle off stats if necessary. Nebraska is as successful off the field as on. More academic All- Americans and football player graduates than ANY Div I school in history. Please remind people not to judge the program because of one bone-head call by the third year coach against a team that should never have been put on the field in such an obvious mismatch. Later, Jim Hanley, Cypress Community Christian School, Houston, Texas >> Coach- I respect your opinion but I would say just four things:

1. I believe that Nebraska is good enough to beat anybody, and far more worthy of a BCS bowl spot than Notre Dame, but Nebraska is a member of the Big 12, one of the "owners" of the BCS, and Nebraska failed to qualify for its own conference championship. So get in line behind Virginia Tech and - I know this hurts, Huskers - Kansas State.

2. Nebraska can afford to be above the fray in this matter. The money has all been paid out. I may be wrong but I don't think that there is any particular monetary incentive for placing number five, or six, or seven or whatever.

3. I would have excused Coach Solich if it were one bonehead act, but he left his starters in at the start of the fourth quarter and they stayed in until they fumbled their way out of scoring range and Nebraska had to give up the ball for a few minutes. When they got the ball back, it was under eight minutes to play - half the period gone - and then he put his second unit in the game.

4. His being a third-year coach is no excuse. All coaches are expected to know the NCAA rules and they are expected to understand the ethics - the unwritten rules - of their profession.

I say that big men need to stand for what is right.

But if that's all we can expect from Nebraska, then how can we expect any better from Oregon State, whose coach, in his behalf, did not run it up against Notre Dame - which people in my house were screaming for him to do - when 60 or 70 points was attainable?

If I were a Cornhusker I would be as embarrassed by Frank Solich as I am by Dennis Erickson's merry men. I think we have to use the same yardstick on both men. We could just as easily excuse what Coach Erickson did by calling it "letting his seniors have a little fun."

But reasonable men can disagree, and I still respect Nebraska, if not its coach's actions. Happy New Year!

*********** NEBRASKA, PART TWO! Coach Wyatt - I couldn't help myself but to comment on your feelings for Coach Solich and the Huskers. I'm not so sure your so justified in saying that he or the program has class. When Baylor came to town and Neb. scored 38 in the 1st, the starters were out before halftime. I can't see how you can lash out after one game or performance. Remember, these were the awesome Northwestern Wildcats, Co-Champions of the "mighty" Big 10. Seems to me that the ones that have the most problem with Nebraska scoring so many points are the ones that were so sure that the Wildcats were to beat the Huskers. About the double-pass, I cannot defend it to the bone, but if you look at it and the players used(a senior to a senior) playing in their last game, and I'm not so sure that it was Solich's idea in the first place. (I know, he should have more control......) finally, maybe, just maybe Northwestern should have had somebody in the secondary in the first place.

Now - about the part on recruiting, I seriously doubt that it will hinder recruiting that much for Nebraska. There are way too many good things that will bring the players into Nebraska. Now of course, this is a friendly opinion fron a Nebraska native, and one that is probably a little slanted. Jason Sopko- Forest City, Iowa >> Coach- Right is right and wrong is wrong, and just because it was bad conduct on the part of a team you respect and admire doesn't make it right. I stand by my statement and as a coach I am justified in making it. I respect Nebraska and I deplore their coach's conduct.

There is a breed of coach that runs it up. We all know who they are. If he is such a one, I hope that someday Coach Solich - who has never known anything but association with a powerhouse program - can have the thrill of standing on the other side of the field from a Nebraska and getting his butt kicked. As one who has had such a "learning experience" I know that it would do him a lot of good.

As for recruiting, maybe there are still a lot of talented kids who get a kick out of standing on the sidelines watching other people play in a runaway game.

But we can disagree. Happy New Year. Hugh Wyatt

Coach Sopko responded: "Coach - I'm curious to know if it was leaving in the starters or the double pass or simply the score that you don't agree with. There have been many past games when Neb. has scored in the 60's and even 70's. Did you feel the same then? ">> I didn't see those other games, so I don't know how those scores came about.

I have been under the assumption that they came about by playing hard football for the entire game and substituting when it was appropriate - and, putting your Cornhusker bias aside for a moment, you know when that is.

If, on the other hand, they came about in similar fashion to the Alamo Bowl, then I would have to revise my estimation of what I have always considered to be a class program, and classify Nebraska with the Florida States of the football world.

I would prefer not to think of Nebraska in those terms, but I'm not going to change my opinion of people who run up scores unnecessarily.

No one has been happier than I to see Oregon State rocket to the top, and no one was happier than I was to see them destroy Notre Dame (a team that Nebraska needed overtime to beat). But you may have noticed that I am on their case over the disgusting behavior of their players in the Fiesta Bowl, and if it means Oregon State has to go back to the bottom of the barrel to put an end to it, so be it. (Oregon State could surely have scored 66 on Notre Dame, but Dennis Erickson, for all his supposed faults, went overboard not to embarrass that most arrogant of all football programs.)

*********** NEBRASKA, PART THREE! - Daren Hatch, of Arapahoe, Nebraska, asked whose job it was to hold the score down - Nebraska's or Northwestern's? Good point. Nebraska shouldn't be expected to stop playing hard football and trying to score. I think it is important to make the point that I didn't think that Nebraska had to shut it down. I didn't sit up and say "what the hell's going on here?" until they threw a double-pass to make it 52-17. Here is what I wrote to Coach Hatch: Daren- It is never right to do unusual things to run up a score.

Obviously, when you have the sort of team Nebraska has, you will put scores on people. And yes, your starters have earned the right to play and their fans deserve to see them. I would say three quarters of a game with the score 52-17 would be enough.

I do not feel that Nebraska had an obligation to make heroic efforts to keep the score down against Northwestern. But I did address two areas where I believe Nebraska's coach crossed the line, and I think other coaches can learn from those mistakes:

(1) Concern for the opponent and the integrity of the game itself. Actions designed to humiliate an opponent include such things as play-action passes on third-and-short, onside kicking, fake punts, and, yes, trick plays. It is not enough to say that "the kids wanted to do it." Victorious troops in wartime want to loot, rape and pillage, too. Russians allow it. Americans don't. It is the responsibility of the man in command to restrain his troops.

(2) Concern for the opponent and one's own players. Failure to substitute at a time when everybody who has ever coached the game - including Coach Solich - knows it is appropriate to do so is an affront to your own players as well as to the opponent. Keeping your starters in a 52-17 game in the fourth quarter is w-r-o-n-g. I have been there. I was a third string sophomore in a game that was 35-0 at halftime, and I remember hearing the coach tell us that the same team that started the game would start the second half. Those were the days of two-way players, so that meant that the same 11 guys who had played the entire first half were going back out again. I was pissed. I finally got in with a minute left to play and the score 50-0. Big thrill.

*********** You call that West Coast thing an offense? Listen, I like Donovan McNabb and Shaun King. A lot. But what a sorry offensive show they put on last Sunday! Take a look at these stats: McNabb threw 33 times for 161 yards - an average of only 4.9 yards per attempt! Over the years, anything under 6.5 yards would have the head coach starting to worry; anything under 6.0 yards an attempt would get the quarterback put on waivers and the offensive coordinator fired. And here you have one of the better athletes in the game and he's locked in an offense that can't even produce five yards per attempt! Not that King's stats were much better - 31 attempts for 171 yards - an average of 5.5 yards per attempt.

*********** The Honorable Jesse Ventura, Lord Governor of the great state of Minnesota, had some pretty harsh things to say not too long ago about religion and the people who care about such things. But it turns out that in his own way, His Excellency is a religious man himself. In a great display of faith - defined as professing great belief in something you've never seen - the Great Man showed me what a truly religious man he is, because even though the XFL hasn't even played a game yet, there's The Great Man himself, in his night job as the XFL's official shill, telling us, like a true believer, "it's real football."

*********** What an inspirational story. "It's like a fairy tale, or a movie, where there's a bad start and a beautiful ending," said Baltimore Ravens' linebacker Ray Lewis, referring to a story that Han Christian Andersen himself would have been proud to tell, one that began with the murder of two men outside an Atlanta nightclub by a couple of the people sharing Mr. Lewis' limo and ended happily-ever-after with his being named NFL defensive player of the year. Somewhere in the middle of the delightful fairy tale was a talk he gave to this year's NFL rookies where no doubt he told them about the importance of always cooperating with police.

*********** "Really enjoyed the winners of the bowl championship series. What did people in Oregon/Wash think of Oregon State routing Notre Dame (speaking personally, I loved it! HW) - I was rooting for Oregon St., enjoyed their defensive intensity but thought they really lacked class (Ditto! HW) - I expected Erickson to explain to his players to "act like you've been there" or as Paterno would say, "If you want to take your helmet off after you score be ready for me to rip it off after you fumble" (Coach Erickson has many strong points, but he needs a little work on his Paterno impersonation. HW)

"My top 10 would be #10 Florida.# 9 Florida State., (two best losers) #8 Kansas State., # 7 Nebraska, #6 Oregon #5 Virginia Tech, #4 Oregon State., #3 Washington, #2 Miami, #1 Oklahoma. My feeling is if you lose one of the big ones be prepared to drop in the final poll especially as competitive as the top teams are today!

"Something I'm really tired of: TV announcers who focus on and make excuses for teams who are missing players that are academic failures. As far as I'm concerned I want to hear about who's still on the team and not those who let their teammates down - I couldn't believe how often the camara focused on Minnus, a senior no less, who failed off the team. I would expect criticism and not compasion - Along the same line, I'd like to see the NFL go away from listing what college a player attended unless he graduated. The media acts like these professional athletes earned degrees when many just put in time and never worked hard enough in the class room. It really takes away from those athletes that were academic achievers. Doug Baker, Cumberland, Maryland - (I, too, grew weary of Mr. Minnis, although I did laugh pretty hard when I first saw the sob-sister on TV listening so sympathetically to his hard-luck story. To get a true appreciation of a case like that, you have to have been a teacher yourself and to have had your share of these dolts who goof off for an entire semester, run every academic stop sign, mis every deadline, ignore every notice, and snicker whenever you tell them that they're going to fail - then, when they get their report, they stare at it in disbelief, and when the shock of reality wears off, they charge to the front of the room (if you let them sit in the back) demanding, indignantly, to know why they failed. Their standard remark is, "nobody told me.")

*********** "Dadgummit, it's not fair. It's just not fair. It doesn't make any sense," Bobby Bowden told the Detroit Free Press when told of friend John Cooper's firing at Ohio State. Uh, Coach Bowden... would it make a little more sense if I asked you what you think would have happened to you, with all those big scores against Duke and Maryland and Wake Forest, if you'd been 2-10-1 against Florida?

*********** So after 13 years at Ohio State, John Cooper's gone. Yes, he won a lot of games there. When you're at Ohio State, you're expected to. You have a lot of money to work with - they sell out Ohio Stadium (90,000 and growing) every Saturday - and insofar as really big-time football is concerned, you have one of America's most talent-rich states all to yourself. I mean, when you're Ohio State, you don't lose in-state kids to Akron, or Cincinnati, or Bowling Green, or Kent, or Toledo, or Ohio U. or Youngstown State. And you shouldn't lose too many to Penn State or Michigan, either. Buckeye fans give a lot of loyalty to their program, and all they ask in return is an occasional national championship, regular trips to the Rose Bowl, frequent wins over Michigan, and solid performances in the bowl games they do go to when they're not headed to Pasadena. You can't honestly say that by those measurements Coach Cooper - despite a record over 13 seasons of 111-43-4 - gave the Ohio State boosters what they demanded. So when trouble began brewing in the program, including a wide receiver with a GPA of 0.00, a lineman who sued a teammate over injuries suffered in a fight at practice, and assorted cheap shots by Buckeyes at South Carolina players in Monday's Outback Bowl, Coach Cooper was vulnerable. But if he'd beaten Michigan (he was 2-10-1 against them, don't forget) they'd have forgiven everything.

 
January 1-2-3, 2001- "When I hear people in business talk about spending time with the family when they've retired, I shake my head. What's the point of trying to strike the right balance at 60, when your family have gone their separate ways?" John Hart, Former Coach, New Zealand All Blacks

*********** If you love football but think the NFL's brand of "football" sucks - as I do - then you undoubtedly appreciate the bowl season the way I do. It's college football's version of March Madness. I was reunited with my son for the first time in over a year, which was pleasure enough, and between us, we didn't miss much college football. It actually meant as much to him as it did to me, because he lives in Australia, and although he does get to see a fair amount of American sports on TV over there, the one sport they never show is the greatest of them all - college football. There were at least a dozen bowl games that produced better football and more excitement - passion, even - than a season's worth of NFL games. And, even including Oregon State, far fewer jackass performances. Once, when I happened to glance up and look briefly at an NFL game, I was shocked at how fat and sluggish and staged everything looked by comparison with the college game. It was like having to watch an NBA game (ever notice how many guys are standing still at any one time?) after watching college kids run up and down the floor. Not that you get that much chance to see how big and fat NFL players really are anyhow, with the TV cameras so preoccupied with giving us tight close-ups of the players' faces.

 

*********** I believe I may have written from time to time about football in the Northwest. It was, indeed, the region's greatest year, culminated by bowl wins by three of our four teams - Oregon over Texas, Washington over Purdue and Oregon State over Notre Dame. (That last one was not a misprint.) I first came out here in 1975, and although the Washington Huskies have generally been pretty good, until about a year ago I don't remember too many Saturday nights when we'd look at each other and say, "Wow! Oregon and Oregon State both won!" So here we are, with Oregon State just one missed last-second field goal (against Washington) from a legitimate claim on a place in the Orange Bowl. (I refuse to call it the FedEx Orange Bowl because FedEx failed to deliver an order of pork barbecue from North Carolina last Friday because I wasn't home to sign for it, and so it sat in their warehouse until the next regular delivery day - Tuesday. Good thing it wasn't snake bite serum.) And here we are with Washington, which pinned the only loss on Miami's record. (Miami, the only team to beat Florida State and a potential national champion should Florida State lose.) And here we are with Oregon, nearly forgotten after going into its final game as the Rose Bowl favorite. The Ducks, 10-2 after their win over Texas, return just about everybody on offense.

 

*********** We're not done with Oregon State, though. In a letter cleverly entitled "Miami of Oregon," Jim Ens, of Grand Rapids, Michigan wrote, "Dennis Erickson's offenses, defenses and special teams may not be one dimensional, but his preferred-player profile certainly is. I thought with the demise (and subsequent necessary cleansing) of Miami we'd started to make some changes in college football player attitudes/character. Not so. Thank goodness this guy went into coaching and not into parole counseling. (Coach Wyatt--this message is to my brother-in-law in Chicago; an Irish party faithful. I'm copying you because I'm guessing you'll have something to say today or tomorrow on your website about some of the Beavers' (mis)conduct.)" Jim, Naturally, everyone out here knew of Coach Erickson's past, and it was obvious that his rebuilding effort was going to require a heavy dose of JC transfers. A lot of them come with baggage.

 

Believe it or not, though, what we saw Monday night was something new to most Northwesterners. I saw the Beavers several times this past season and never saw the garbage they displayed in the Fiesta Bowl. They always played hard and they played with some class, and it seems to me that Monday night's thuggery and buffoonery were part of Coach Erickson's way of dealing with the improbable situation of Oregon State playing Notre Dame. And although I don't know the man, I suspect he has an unpleasant memory or two of Notre Dame. (Remember the "Catholics vs. Convicts" signs when Miami played at South Bend?)

 

Oregon State people are decent people, and they have proved that they are long-suffering. Now that they have achieved success on the field, they may very well be willing to keep their corrupt bargain for a while in order to try to stay there. (Remember the conduct that even some supposedly good people were willing to tolerate in our President, on the grounds that he was "getting the job done.")

 

But I suspect that this act may not last all that long in Corvallis, Oregon, which is more like Mayberry than it is Miami. I think the folks there will stop well short of what a Miami would tolerate in the off-the-field activities of the mercenaries who play football at the local college. Coach Erickson still has to get through an off-season with these guys, and now that we see what has lurked under the surface all this time, I wouldn't be looking There is an edge, and Coach Erickson likes his players to play right up to it, but he had better make sure his players know where it is.

 

I do not condone the sort of jackass antics I saw Monday night. I think the officiating crew would have done an awful lot of us a great favor if they had turned that long Oregon State touchdown into the touchback that it should have been.

 

But I sure did enjoy seeing the great imposters from South Bend get their butts whipped. The Beavers could have named their score, but instead Dennis Erickson called off the dogs after three quarters. Just think how angry the Irish supporters would be right now if Frank Solich had been coaching Oregon State!

 

*********** Still not done - More on the subject of Oregon State from Bill Shine, of Van Nuys, California: "Ok Coach...I never went to Notre Dame, but since I was 13 or so, I've loved the Irish......it was beyond hard for me to watch that game last night..I can only imagine the alumni and students and players parents.........not to mention the players and coaches......My goodness what a thorough ass-whupping that was..............and thanks to Dennis I have now confirmed why I could not stand the Miami teams of the 80's.....the Beavers play the same way......I called it before the game I said they would have 10 penalties for 100 yds in the first half...I was off, it was 8 for 85 I believe.............my goodness what an undisciplined team..........Is it not possible to be aggressive quick and cocky, without portraying yourself like a bunch of freakin' thugs.....Did you see(I believe # 18) the KR and WR, when he scored on that beautiful toss from Smith....He was flagged for excessive celebration because he stood in the end zone in a pose as if he was being frisked by the police, while another player patted him down........I am not too far removed from the clowns in age and it pisses me off to no end that the youngsters I coach see this stuff and want to emulate it.....As long as I keep teaching them the best way to let another know that you are thoroughly dominating him is not to brag about it while you're doing it...But keep knocking his D*** in the dirt and then extend a hand to help him up........As a player nothing pissed me off more to get the snot knocked out of me and then have the guy that just flattened my ass to extend his hand to help me up....So he could do it again....... Sorry for venting but watching that last night, even though I knew it was coming just got me going.....I wanted to e-mail you last night matter of fact........Besides all that showmanship garbage, freakin' OSU is beyond an impressive team.....the team speed on the defensive side was just sick...They made Notre Dame look like they were standing still.......Are they going to be that strong again next year as far as kids returning...I think they have a true freshman playing MLB that was like a lil Ray Lewis..Sideline to Sideline and in the backfield...Also impressed by the entire D-line......oooh hah......" Hmmm... Hate to have to say this, but after watching the real Miami last night, and watching the way they managed to kick butt and still handle themselves with poise and composure, I have to admit that Oregon State looked a lot more like the Miami of legend than Miami itself! (And here's a vote for Miami as number one, unless Oklahoma should win tonight, in which case my vote has to go to the Sooners, the only team to make it through the schedule undefeated!)

 

*********** The BCS did their damnedest to keep the Mountain West out of their cozy little shakedown scheme, so it's important that we note that the Mountain West's bowl entrants - Colorado State, Air Force and UNLV - made it the only conference with a perfect bowl record.

 

*********** College football lost three of its big-time program builders with the retirements of Lavell Edwards of BYU, Don Nehlen of West Virginia and George Welsh of Virginia. Each built a solid program at a place that had had trouble winning before his arrival; each went out as the winningest coach in his school's history.

 

*********** The "Why'd You Guys Even Accept the Bowl Bid if That's the Way You Were Going to Play?" Award goes this year to Notre Dame. The Irish, playing in the Fiesta Bowl in place of Virginia Tech, ought to be barred from the BCS until they give up their Jerry-Jones-style go-it-alone NBC TV contract or at least agree to play as if they deserve to be there. Ohio State finished second, nosing out Arizona State on the basis of the fact that (1) the Buckeyes had a head coach (I think) and (2) Ohio State's players showed us they were capable of hitting hard, at least after the play. Fourth, behind the Sun Devils, was Virginia, but in truth they had no business even being in a bowl game, especially against a team the calibre of Georgia, and, based on the way they tackled, it was easy to see that Coach George Welsh retired rather than face the daunting prospect of having to come back and teach them how.

*********** The Chariho (Rhode Island) Cowboys Junior Midgets' great season was unanimously chosen as the best local sports story of the year in a poll of the members of the Westerly (Rhode Island) Sun sports department. The Sun staff members selected the Cowboys' story ahead of the state Division II Super Bowl championship won by Westerly High School.

The Cowboys won both the Rhode Island and New England championships before advancing to the Pop Warner national finals in Orlando, Florida, where they defeated a team from Charlotte, N.C., 30-12.

The Cowboys ran off 15 wins in a row before finally falling in their Pop Warner national championship game.

*********** Just read your "news" today and one of your 'articles' was concerning the security personnel dumping the contents of the coolers to keep the coach 'safe' from the dousing that has become tradition for the winning coach. Makes me wonder whatever happened to truly honoring the coach by something with dignity and honor by carrying him on the shoulders to midfield to meet the other team's coach. I'd like to see that instead, as I'm sure the head coaches of winning bowl/playoff teams would as well. Happy New Year! Emory Latta Northview HS Dothan, Alabama Good point, coach. To me, this mini-uprising has become a trite, overworked cliche, the tip of the anti-authority iceberg, and a stepping-stone to what coaches have to deal with every day at the pro level - the unspoken truth that the players allow them to think and act like they're the boss, but underneath the surface (sometimes not very far) the players are in charge.

*********** While you're piling on Dennis Erickson, be sure to save a little for Frank Solich... "This team showed what it is capable of," said Nebraska coach Frank Solich. So, I might add, did Coach Solich. What he was capable of was a display of poor sportsmanship evidently designed to insinuate the Cornhuskers into the Top Five in the final poll. Coach Solich threw ethics and sportsmanship to the wind - such as it was inside the AlamoDome - blatantly running up the score against a game but outmanned Northwestern club. Listen - no one outside the state of Nebraska has more admiration for the Cornhuskers' program than I do, but one of the reasons was that I felt that even with all the Christian Peters and Lawrence Phillipses, they were a class operation. Now, I'm not so sure, after witnessing Coach Solich's classless performance. What else is it but classless, when you're thrashing somebody 52-17 with 1:14 left in the third quarter and - starters still in the game - you call a trick play - a double pass - and it goes for a touchdown? Wow! Did I say Top Five? Why stop there? I say cancel the Orange Bowl and just hand the National Championship over to Nebraska, now that we know "what it is capable of." Yeah. Right. I saw what its coach is capable of. He is capable of leaving his starters in there well into the fourth quarter, now, thank to the double pass, holding a 59-17 lead. He's going for more points. It's too late to play Oklahoma or Kansas State again, so he's running up the score against Northwestern - the kind of score that he hopes will win him some more votes. The Cornhuskers' second-string offense finally got onto the field with 7:50 remaining in the game. What a great message to send to recruits. Nebraska had 100 kids on the sidelines, the vast majority of whom were highly recruited high school players, so we know they can play. But the coach leaves the starters in and runs up a vile score hoping to push Nebraska into the Top Five. Wow. Very impressive. Wonder how many of those kids standing there on the sidelines were thinking, "When is this jerk going to decide enough's enough and let the rest of us play?" Think about this, if you're a high school kid - why, unless you live in Nebraska, would anybody want to go someplace where the coach is so obsessed with running up the score to impress voters that he doesn't even clear the bench in a minor bowl game?

*********** The Portland airport was jammed over the last week or so with green-clad Oregon fans headed to San Diego and orange-and-black-attired Oregon State fans on their way to Phoenix. And as you might expect, the airport stores are still stocked with bowl-souvenir gear. I thought I might pick up a commemorative sweatshirt or two, until I took a look at them. Like I'm really going to wear something that says "Tostitos Fiesta Bowl" or "Culligan Holiday Bowl."

*********** Finally a use for all those people down on the sidelines named Adrian and Michelle and Dr. Jerry and Leslie and Holly and Eric, etc., etc. Just when I've have heard so many of those "we talked to the coach and he said they're just going to have to execute better" reports from all those useless "sideline reporters" that I'm ready to retch, one of them hustles and justifies his existence. As we held our breath watching the medical people administer to a poor injured Tennessee kid and then wheel him, seemingly lifeless, off the field and out of the stadium at the Cotton Bowl, our sideline reporter managed to get to his side and then assure us that he was talking and moving his hands.

*********** Rod Strickland plays for an NBA team that has managed to win only five games so far. Rod Strickland doesn't like to practice. But unlike most other pro athletes who don't like to practice either, Rod handles his problem by not practicing. For this he is being paid $10 million this year by the Washington Wizards. So he missed a couple of practices recently, and followed up by missing a flight to an away game. And on top of it all, now he's pissed. See, he didn't start the next game, and his playing time was restricted, and he suspects it was management's way of punishing him. (Nobody said he was stupid.)

*********** Not that I'm particularly concerned about the health of the NFL, but has it occured to anyone else how much the NFL is hurting itself with its "two feet inbounds" rule on catches? If you watched LSU play Georgia Tech in the Peach Bowl, you have to remember the great catch LSU's Josh Reed made in the back of the end zone, leaping high for the ball, then somehow nicking the end zone with the toe of one foot. Even if you didn't watch the game, you probably caught it on one of the highlights shows. A great pass by QB Rohan Davey, a great play by Josh Reed, a great call by the official, and it was an LSU touchdown. But here's the point: in the NFL, it would have been just an incompletion. And, since that was third down and ten, instead of a sensational touchdown, NFL fans would have been treated to a fourth-down field goal. Ho-hum.

*********** Chris Simms did a nice enough job for Texas, but to listen to the way the Holiday Bowl announcers started sucking up to his dad, Phil Simms, right after the opening kickoff, you'd have thought the kid was the second coming of Otto Graham. Otto Graham? Shoot, he wasn't even Joey Harrington. The Oregon Ducks' QB (remember what I told you about him) threw for 2 scores, ran for two more, caught a throwback pass for yet another, and held for extra points.

*********** Texas deserved to lose. Their offense sucks. Except for an occasional dive play, it was either "snap the ball to Chris and everybody get open," or force the ball to a certain 6-5 receiver with a hamstring pull, who was being covered by a certain 5-8 defensive back so "outmanned" that he wound up being the defensive player of the game.

*********** Home-grown awards (small-state category) in the bowls had to go to LSU for starting 10 of 11 Louisiana kids on defense and nine of 11 on offense, and to Mississippi State for starting nine of 11 Mississippi kids on defense.

*********** Maybe the best story of all the games concerned a team that didn't even make it to a bowl game this year. Penn State's Adam Taliaferro, who suffered a serious neck injury earlier this past season against Ohio State, walked home with the help of crutches.

*********** I heard them talking in the press box during the Iowa State-Pitt game. They referred to some guy as "possibly the greatest athlete ever to come out of Iowa." I think it was someone playing football for Iowa State. Now, the Cyclones were pretty good, and they had a nice looking quarterback, but I'm guessing that nobody ever told the announcers about a fellow named Dan Gable, who is possibly the greatest wrestler of all time; a guy named Bob Feller who won 266 games and would have won at least 100 more if he hadn't spent four of the best years of his life in the Navy in World War II; and a couple of Heisman Trophy winners named Jay Berwanger and Nile Kinnick. (If they had wanted to do a little research without any of the heavy lifting, they could have looked it up in last year's end of the year and - or so they thought - end of the century Sports Illustrated issue.)

*********** Shame on you, Chick-Fil-A. They used several 30-second spots to advertise a free Peach Bowl Chick-Fil-A calendar and the web site you needed to go to to get yours. I went to the web site, where it showed you how to buy Peach Bowl hats and tee-shirts, but nothing about any free calendar.

*********** "Well, finally had the baby! A beautiful little girl, 8 lbs and 20.5 inches. Both Mom and Josie are doing great. She was born 8:55 am Thursday and we are home this afternoon. Other great news for us, Josie was born naturally, without any drugs. I guess a serious "Set of Stones" award goes out to my wife, Dawn - 2 for 2 on natural child birth! Proud new Daddy, Adam Wesoloski, De Pere, Wisconsin"

*********** Remember the Sports Illustrated jinx? Might want to ask Terrell Davis and Kurt Warner whether they believe in the Campbell's Curse.

*********** Wonder why Eagles' coach Andy Reid and his players started to kneel in their locker room, just seconds before Fox cut to the studio and James Brown. Is it possible they were going to - gasp! - pray? In a taxpayer-funded stadium?

*********** I knew it was just a matter of time. I was watching last night's "Silicon Valley Classic" and I heard them refer to the virtual yard-to-gain line, the yellow computer-generated stripe, as "the Verizon line."

*********** Coach- Thanks for reminding all of us that ESPN's The Season would be replayed on saturday, dec. 30. Since i had hockey tickets for that afternoon and evening, i set my VCR to tape the entire thing, in that i had only seen the second half during its first running. My dilemma is that the power at my home went out that same afternoon, and reset my VCR, erasing the instructions to tape the show!! While i am sure ESPN will eventually rerun the special, i was wondering if it might be possible to post a question to the DW fraternity, asking if anyone could send me a copy of this show. I would gladly repay them for postage, and if you could do me this favor, i would greatly appreciate it, as i was looking forward to seeing the entire thing for over a week now, and dont think the XFL will satisfy my football fix in the lean spring season. >> Coach, I also failed to set my VCR, and I am also hoping that they will replay it. I am also sure that there are many of my readers who taped it, but since my livelihood depends on my being able to defend my copyrights, I can't justify asking others to violate someone else's copyright. For this, I'm truly sorry, but I'm sure you'll understand. Happy New Year nevertheless. Hugh Wyatt

*********** I called the Independence Bowl the "Maroon Uniforms With White Face Masks Bowl," and no doubt because they read my NEWS page and wanted to help their players tell friend from foe, Mississippi State came out against Texas A & M in white helmets with maroon face masks