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December 29 - "Your players' attitude toward you hinges on just one thing, and that is respect. If they do not respect you, you've lost them. If you have their respect, you've got it made."Bud Wilkinson, all-time great coach at Oklahoma

*********** "Coach, Thanks for the explanation of the Belly series. This has been a staple of the Wishbone offense that I have been asssociated with for the past 15 + years. The major difference is that we read the Belly. We will run it as either an Inside Veer Belly or as a Midline Belly. It is a great way to read an unblocked defender and have a Fb/Hb play that hits straight ahead. It is great to use when you don't have enough speed to live by the Triple Option." Dennis Metzger - Connersville, Indiana 

*********** Coach, One other I was surprised to see you elide over, in terms of belly success stories, was the domination of Div III football by Augustana of Rock Island, Illinois. During the 1980's, no other team dominated college football like Augie. The primary attack was, of course the inside belly series. Richmond Flowers I was liberal indeed. So liberal that during the 50's and 60's as Alabama AG he started to attack the existing Jim Crow laws of Alabama. In the efforts to thwart him, elements of the controlling political machine had him convicted, on trumped up charges, of election and campaign law violations. This had much to do with his son going to Tenn. He later received a Presidential pardon. One of the lost heroes of the 60's. Mark Kaczmarek, Davenport, Iowa Coach- You're right about the belly as a part of Augustana's attack, but it was as a component of Bob Reade's version of the Wing-T, and so I wouldn't call his a "Belly" offense per se. In fact, it was as a wing-T coach that we had him out to do a clinic in the Northwest several years ago, and I still have the notes. (I remember some of the guys being disappointed - not me - because we were Delaware adherents and his offense was not the pure thing!) Sports Illustrated ran a nice article about the Flowers family not too long ago. What the elder Flowers did was in its way as courageous as the work of the SLCC.

*********** Coach Wyatt, I just went out and purchased a new iMac DV SE in hopes of being able to do digital editing on my football game tapes. After loading the game footage into the iMac, I found that after I had exported the edited footage into my new Sony GV-D200 digital vcr that there was noise and visual glitches in the dubbed footage that does not exist on the original tape and also doesn't exist in the footage I viewed in the iMac before exporting. I found an iMovie message board that reports this as a common occurance. A phone call to Apple revealed that my digital vcr (which is so new that it's not yet listed on Sony's website) is not a "compatible" vcr, despite the fact that it has a Firewire port. So now I'll either have to add a new "compatible" camcorder to the mix, despite having bought this $600 vcr a month ago to exclusively perform this job or return the iMac and go with a Sony Vaio PC. I thought you might want to make a mention in your article on your website about digital video editing to make sure that the camcorder or vcr you purchase to do your recording is actually listed on Apple's website as being compatible to their iMacs. It could save somebody some aggravation. Sincerely, Dave Potter, Durham, North Carolina - Coach - As with all such applications, there is always the chance that the equipment will not be compatible.

I have never encountered the sort of problem you describe. I suspect that Apple, in its iMac advertising, may have oversold the idea of "open the box and start making movies", without pointing out that there are always going to be some compatibility issues. It is nearly as simple as they advertise it, but with computers, nothing is foolproof, especially when you get involved with peripheral hardware - scanners, camers, printers. I came onto the computerized editing scene with considerable experience in analog editing, and so I am prepared for the worst, aware that not everything works together smoothly the first time - if ever.

I am not aware of the VCR unit you describe, and I am surprised to hear that SONY makes one for as little as $600. I have one which I use to edit and it cost me close to $3000, and, probably because it is not a consumer-level item and not commonly found in homes, it was not recognized by my first version of iMovie. So I just managed to work back and forth between my camera and my computer. Now, with iMovie 2, that little problem is resolved.

My question for you would be this: what are you doing your shooting with? I am surprised that returning the $600 tape deck wasn't one of the options you described, because I really don't see the absolute need for one. Assuming that you are shooting with a digital camera, why you don't just go back and forth between your camera and your computer, using the same FireWire connection?

I couldn't tell you a thing about the SONY Vaio system, other than the fact that for a computer system with video editing capability it seems reasonably priced, and reviews of the editing software it uses have not been very complimentary. I have not seen it, much less used it, so I can't say that it wouldn't work fine for your purposes.

I do not own Apple stock and none of my relatives or close friends works for Apple, but I have been reasonably happy with its products, and while I stop short of pushing them, I must come to Apple's defense in this case. It seems to me that it is not the fault of Apple if its programmers failed to anticipate every subsequent product that would down the pike, particularly a product so obscure that SONY hasn't even publicly announced it yet. The fault, I suspect, lies with SONY. Surely its engineers/marketers were aware that iMac/iMovie users would make up a significant portion of the market for this product, and they had ample opportunity to test for the problems you describe. So I think that if they are not aware of the problem, they are incredibly ignorant; and if they are aware of the problem and have not clearly informed consumers of it, they are incredibly negligent. To say the least.

Frankly, I am not so sure that there isn't something going on behind the scenes here. SONY has a well-deserved reputation for wanting to go it alone and ramrod its own standard. (Remember how far they went with Beta before conceding defeat to VHS? Has anyone else come out with Digital 8 yet? Is this "incompatibility" part of a scheme to promote VAIO?) I have used mostly SONY equipment over the years, but I have noticed that in its advertising of home video editing systems, Apple has been doing a lot of cross-promoting with Canon cameras.
 
Perhaps I should be a little more ruthless in my writing in insisting that the finished product can't possibly be any better than the image that the camera and the videographer produce, and for my purposes, it makes no sense to shoot in Hi8 and then edit in digital. For that reason, I upgraded to digital well before I started editing on the computer, and given my choice between the camera and the computer, I would take the camera. For more info on this topic, see A COACH'S GUIDE TO VIDEO PRODUCTION and DIGITAL VIDEO - THE ONLY WAY TO GO!
 
*********** Keith Babb writes from Northbrook, Illinois: "I and my family traveled to my parent's home in Wilson, NC. My sister and her family traveled from Katy, Tx. the day after Katy High won the Div II 5A title by defeating Tyler's John Tyler High 35 to 20. My nephew contributed to the blocked extra point Katy got after TJT's last touchdown. His job is to line up in the last gap and cause the wing man to forget the outside speed-rusher. The flawless execution by all players led to the block. (My brother-in-law was kind enough to bring a tape of the game for family viewing on Christmas Day.) The local Katy paper summed up the Tigers' teamwork that led to their 16-0 championship season, "Late Friday night, The Associated Press announced its 5A All-State team. First team? No Tigers. Second team? No Tigers. Honorablemention? No Tigers. Undefeated state champions? Nobody but Tigers."
 
"I saw your comments in the News about Richmond Flowers III. I read an article about his exploits in the Blue/Grey game in yesterday's Wilson newspaper. Apparently, young Mr. Flowers graduated from Duke last spring but still had a year of football eligibility left. He went to UT-Chattanooga to hone his skills for a shot at the pros. He's hoping his performance in the all-star game will get him drafted."
 
*********** Uh, Bill... I think you're about out of scapegoats. The Steelers' Bill Cowher, who thanks to the loyalty of the Rooney family has ridden the medciocrity train about as far any guy can expect to, realized for the third time in the last four years that the real problem behind the Steelers is still the offensive coordinator. So now Kevin Gilbride is out of work, fired by Cowher two years after replacing Ray Sherman, fired by Cowher a year after replacing Chan Gailey, who left to take the Cowboys' head job two years after replacing Ron Erhardt, fired by Cowher after the 1996 season.
 
*********** "After a 2-8 season last year we went 9-1, came in first in the division, outscored our opponents 270-80, and won the league superbowl. The kids and parents loved the system because everyone was involved in every playi.e. pulling , trapping, cutting everyone had an important job. 10-11 yr olds ran the super-power, the wedge, 6/7 g, the 6/7c, the criss-cross, the trap, and the sprint series. We also made afew plays up like the fake wedge reverse, the option, and the 6g fb option pass. If these kids can learn the plays (no changes were made from your playbook) any high school or jr high team can. A tape will be enroute shortly. Hope your season went well. Coach Greg Cheverier, West Hartford, Connecticut"
 
*********** Coach, I came across this job opening today and want to ask you a few questions about it... "The Eidsvoll 1814s, a semi-pro team in Norway, are currently searching for a head coach for the upcoming season." Do I have enough experience to be considered for a job like this? Do you know anything about this team? Enjoy the rest of the Holiday. Thanks, ---
 
Coach, I would imagine that (with your couple of years' experience as a head coach at an American high school ) you would have enough experience for such a "job." I put the word "job" in quotes because, although I don't know anything about this team, I do know that in most of Scandinavia American football is really basic, and I would be surprised if there is much in the way of serious pay involved. Consequently, these jobs are usually for retired guys with another income, or young single guys with no fixed expenses.
 
There is nothing in Europe comparable to our highly-structured system of taxpayer-subsidized high school and college sports with their paid coaches and top-notch equipment. The idea of paying coaches, except at the higher levels of the more popular sports - soccer and ice hockey - is rare in Europe.
 
Clubs actually have to go out and raise the funds, through sponsorships and whatnot, to operate. The more funds they can raise, the more they can offer an American coach.
 
Typically, the deal would include air fare (usually just for one person), room and two or three meals a day, and perhaps a little walking-around money. Make sure the room has a TV - cable if possible - and VCR. A telephone is normal (long distance can be very expensive) and a refrigerator is desirable. If the apartment has a kitchen, so much the better. A washer-drier is not common, nor are laundramats. Maybe, if you can negotiate it, you can get the use of a car, and maybe even a gas allowance, although rental cars and gas (dispensed in litres but working out to roughly 4-5 dollars a gallon) are quite expensive in Europe. Some teams may throw in a little bonus of a side-trip if there are any open weekends in the schedule.
 
When you negotiate, be sure to consider all these things, because if you don't ask, they won't automaticlaly be included in the deal.
 
Whatever you do, though, ask for as much up front as possible, because even though Scandinavian people are highly trustworthy as a rule, if they are inexperienced with operating a football team they can sometimes get stars in their eyes and think that they are going to be bringing in more money than they actually will.
 
But as for your qualifications - no problem!
 
*********** I am truly disappointed you could name but one Texas QB from the past. Surely you've heard of Duke Carlisle, Marv Kristynik, Marty Akins or even Rick McIvor? Maybe the name Bill Bradley (former all-pro DB with the Eagles) rings a bell? "Super Bill" was UT's signal caller in 1966 and 67 and was the first Wishbone QB in 1968 before he was moved into the secondary. Guess that shows what a great QB Bill was. White Snyder, Baytown, Texas I have heard of all the "great" Texas QB's you mentioned, including Super Bill Bradley. (I deliberately didn't rub it in by mentioning Bill Musgrave, Akili Smith and Tony Graziani, three other Ducks who have drawn NFL paychecks as quarterbacks.)
 
*********** Maybe it will catch on as the newest way to celebrate a win. Security at the Motor City Bowl grabbed the Gatorade before the Marshall players could douse coach Bob Pruett and poured it down the drain. What a great idea.
 
*********** Aargh! Speaking of the Motor City Bowl... Anybody hear Pam Ward, back for another try at screwing up a good game in the interest of gender equity? She sounds like a 10-year-old boy calling the game, and I doubt that it would help all that much, but it probably would sound better if she would pay attention the whole time. I am referring to a call she made, long after Marshall had tackled the Cincinnati tailback in the end zone. Sounding as if she had looked up from the soap opera she was watching on the little TV set in the press box to disover that the football game was still going on, the runner had been tackled in the end zone, the referee had signalled a score, and the Marshall defenders were celebrating: "And that... is.. a Marshall... safety." Sorry. Football is a man's game. One of the few left. It ought not to be used as an equal-opportunity hiring program for female announcers. You network guys - you heard of women's sports? Let Ms. Ward call them.
 
*********** Graphic artists wanted! Report to the Pontiac Silverdome in time for next year's Motor City Bowl. You are needed to do a better job of covering the Detroit Lions' logo on the big helmet at midfield than they did this year. I don't know why they have to do it at all, but the people who did it this year painted over the lion in a gray shape that looked as if we were getting an X-ray look inside the helmet at someone's brain.
 
*********** THIS RAN BACK IN AUGUST: Anybody watch "The Season" last night? Actually, it was a two-part documentary that ran Monday and Tuesday night on ESPN. I missed it on Monday night, but thanks to Coach John Torres of California, who e-mailed me about it, I was able to catch last night's second part. It was filmed last year as a young Pennsylvania high school coach, Mike Pettine, Jr., was in the process of taking his school, North Penn High of Lansdale, to its best record in history. We joined in last night as North Penn, 9-0, headed into its final game against perennial power Central Bucks West. Central Bucks West, also 9-0, was two-time defending state 4A champion, and hadn't lost a game in three years. In fact, Coach Pettine had gone to school at Central Bucks West, and had worked on the C.B. West staff. It goes deeper than that, even: the Central Bucks West coach was his dad, Mike Pettine, Sr., winningest coach in Pennsylvania history. (I know a little of the background here, having worked with a coach in their league, Doug Moister, who ran the Double-Wing at Abington High, back in 1995. Doug is a good coach and a good man, but he didn't have close to the material, the facilities, or the community, parental or administrative support of C. B. West or North Penn; yet he always put a tough team on the field, and in 1997, he gave C.B. West their only scare of the season, controlling the ball for a little over an entire period. It is a matter of some pride to me that Mike Pettine, Sr, asked Doug to show him the wedge play.) "The Season" was really well done, with plenty of real football stuff - on the field and behind the scenes - to satisfy us hard-core coaching types, and just enough of the daily life of the kids and their parents, and just enough of the Pettine father-son story to throw a bone to those who aren't so hard-core. Although people may have been shocked by the number of the kids' F-bombs that had to be bleeped in the pre-game locker room, I was nonetheless impressed by their fiery passion (which many apathetic, laid-back West Coast kids would benefit from seeing), and by the kind of leadership shown by North Penn's senior captains, who called every teammate the night before a game ("bed check," they told them). Those kids cared. I also was moved by an interview with the father of North Penn's star running back, Hikee Johnson. Mom had moved the family to Pennsylvania to get Hikee away from the bad influences of the Newark, New Jersey neighborhood where they'd lived. Didn't want him to wind up like his dad. Under prodding by the interviewer, she reluctantly admitted that Dad was in a New Jersey prison. Dad, as it turned out, was released just prior to his son's season-ending game (in case you hadn't noticed, I'm not going to tell you how it all turned out, because ESPN reruns everything), and after the game, he sat at the dining room table looking in amazement at his son, sitting there next to him. It had been a long time since he'd seen his "little boy," and, visibly moved, he turned to the camera and said, "this football thing is just a plus for me - because he's a man." I reprinted this because "The Season" will run in its entirety - both parts - Saturday, December 30 at 4:30 Eastern/1:30 Pacific on ESPN2.
 
*********** You had to be impressed with North Carolina State's incredible comeback from 24 points down to defeat Minnesota, 38-30. And you had to get tired of listening to the announcers tell us how tired Minnesota's Tellis Redmon had to be. Redmon ran for over 250 yards on more than 40 carries, but from the start of the second half, when N.C. State's defense appeared to be making things tough for him, the announcers seemed to decide that it was because he was getting tired, and that's all they harped on the rest of the way. Any time he was tackled at the line of scrimmage, it was because his legs were heavy; if he broke away for a long gain, he was "running on fumes." Forget the fact the N.C. State may have adjusted defensively, and their players may have strapped it on a little tighter. And as for a runner getting tired - as John McKay once said, when someone asked if wasn't afraid O.J. Simpson would get tired from carrying the ball so much, "the ball's not heavy."
 
*********** Joe Gilliam died on Christmas Day. He was 50 years old. It is hard to believe that he is gone. He could have accomplished so much. He was starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 70's, when they were on their way to becoming the best team in football. He was a young black man out of Tennessee State, and only the third black man (besides Marlin Briscoe of the Broncos and James Harris of the Rams) to start at quarterback for an NFL team. What is sad is how good he could have been; how much he could have emulated Jackie Robinson as a pioneer; how hard his life's ups and downs had to be on his dad. Joe Gilliam ("Jefferson Street Joe," as Don Meredith called him, after the street that runs through the Tennessee State campus in Nashville) was talented and flamboyant, but he never could handle success - or failure - and he fell into a life of alcohol, drugs and homelessness as his life spiralled downward. Finally, he seemed to have his life together, when he died of an apparent heart attack while watching football with some friends. My heart goes out to his dad, Joe Sr., a long-time assistant coach at Tennessee State, who knew that his son was headed in the right direction finally, and wanted dearly for him to get things straightened out, but refused to ever make excuses for him. Dad said Joe, Jr. could return home any time he wanted, provided he was ready to go straight. Until then, though, he was on his own. "I learned early on," he told the New York Times, "that the one thing you cannot do is be an enabler for an addict." You have to feel for any parent who experiences the loss of a child, and you can feel the elder Gilliam's pain when he passes along the lesson he learned from his son's tragic life. "Everybody makes mistakes," he told the Times' William Rhoden. "It behooves those of us who make fewer mistakes to be tolerant of those who make more mistakes. Maybe we have better judgment. Maybe we have better discipline. That does not make us better people. That makes us luckier people."
 
December 27- "Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the mastery of fear."  Mark Twain

*********** I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. We spent ours hosting several of our kids and grandkids, as well as our son's newly-acquired in-laws from Australia. Australians are so much trouble to host. Their biggest problem is they don't laugh very much. (I am kidding, if you didn't guess.) Yesterday was "Boxing Day," traditionally a big day in Australia, on which they are used to visiting, barbecuing, and watching the cricket test matches on TV (a test match, essentially, is an international match). We couldn't offer them cricket on TV, and it was a little chilly to be sitting outside around barbie so they went ahead and cooked up a traditional family dinner for us. Our new daughter-in-law Michelle did a roast of lamb, followed by a special dessert called Pavlova (or, in their way of giving everything a nickname, "Pav"), a meringue pie crust filled with whipped cream and strawberries. The perfect guests, the Aussies also provided the "VB" or "Vic Bitter," their name for Victoria Bitter, possibly the best selling, uh, adult beverage in the Land Down Under.

*********** "Well, you don't have to get snippy..." The Patriots had already given their concession speech, and the election-night party was well under way in the victorious Dolphin headquarters - er, locker room - when what to Dave Wannstedt's wondering eyes should appear but... the referee, telling the Dolphins that the result was being contested. Actually, he was saying that there were three seconds remaining on the clock. So thirty-five minutes after the game was over, the teams had to return to the field - some of the players in their shower clogs - while the ballots were inspected for dimpled chads. Actually, it was a lot easier than that - all they had to do was run the clock out. Following one last desperation Patriot play, the Dolphins still won the recount and the AFC East title.

*********** What a great Christmas surprise! A couple of days before Christmas, I opened a large envelope from a college classmate and teammate named Harry Olivar. He's an attorney in Los Angeles, and his dad was Jordan Olivar, our head coach at Yale. Coach Olivar (his friends called him "Ollie" but I never had that privilege) died in 1991. He was a wonderful man and a heckuva football coach, and I asked Harry when I saw him at a team reunion back in October if he'd be good enough to furnish me with some biographical info about his dad. He agreed, but he's a busy man and couldn't commit to a deadline, so when I started to open his envelope, I didn't know what to expect. Once I saw what Harry had sent, though, it was obvious that I was on to something. It was a treasury of information, including some rather humorous stories involving a man I'd only known as rather olympian, very composed and professional in everything he said and did. Soon enough, thanks to the generosity of a son whose love for his dad is obvious, I hope to share with you a side of a remarkable man that I'd never seen.

Now, just to let you know a little something about Jordan Olivar and his brand of football, here is a sampling of his Belly Series...

A young coach who'd been hearing the term "belly" used and didn't know what it referred to, had the guts to ask me recently what it meant. (I guess it takes a certain amount of guts, because it's amazing how many guys won't ask these questions because they're afraid they'll look stupid.) This was an easy one for me, because this is what we ran in college. I wish I'd paid better attention back then, but I did save a lot of my game plans, and I do have the book my coach published.

The word "Belly Series" or "Belly-T" or "Belly Option" came about during the 1950's, when people began running an offense in which the QB would place the ball in the fullback's belly but hang onto it while the fullback cradled it for a few steps; then, he would either give it to the fullback - and then either fake to the opposite halfback off tackle or, occasionally, an fake an option - or pull it out of the fullback's gut and hand it to the opposite halfback (or run an option, or play-action pass, or counter) while the defense ganged up on the fullback, who no longer had the ball.

In the sense that the Belly was series football, with one play setting up another, it was not unlike what we do. A simple illustration of this series concept is shown above against a 50 defense, popular even then.

Shown on the LEFT is the basic Inside Fullback Belly play, whose purpose was to make the inside linebackers and playside tackle so fullback-conscious that they would begin to tackle him even when he didn't have the ball.

There were several ways of blocking the basic fullback belly, and it was the responsibility of the offensive tackles to recognize the defenses and call the most effective blocking against it. (The backside tackle made a "dummy" call to keep defenses guessing.)

Once the threat of the fullback was established, a great complement to it was the halfback off-tackle (RIGHT). Notice how this took advantage of a "50" defense whose inside LBer and playside tackle had begun to overplay the fullback.

The Belly Series was a very deceptive offensive innovation and in its early stages, until officials became accustomed to seeing it, there were a lot of touchdowns called back because officials blew the whistle thinking that they'd seen the man with the ball being tackled, while the real ball carrier was way upfield.

Coaches Bobby Dodd at Georgia Tech and Jordan Olivar at Yale were considered among the leading proponents of the Belly-T. Both wrote books that would be very helpful to anyone interested in learning more about the offense.

The Belly Series is by no means dead; the inside and outside Belly are key components in the Delaware Wing-T, and around the country you can still find people who drive opponents nuts with it. I have a book of AFCA clinic notes from 1975 which contains an article by Coach Vince O'Connor of St. Francis Prep in Brooklyn, New York. It was entitled, "Twenty Years With the Belly Offense." I read an article in USA Today this past fall about Coach O'Connor, who is still coaching, still at St. Francis Prep, and still running the Belly. The winningest active coach in the state of Oregon is Dewey Sullivan, of Dayton. He is still going strong and still running the Belly-T. I played him a couple of times several years ago, and I can tell you that his teams were very hard to defend against. He bought a copy of my tape a few years back and paid me one of the highest compliments I've ever received: he told me that if he didn't run the offense he was running, he would run mine.

*********** Quick scouting report on Oregon, as I promised Longhorn fan Whit Snyder: Oregon does not have Texas' tradition, but at one position - quarterback - I would put Norm Van Brocklin, Dan Fouts and Chris Miller up against anything Texas has produced, which besides Bobby Layne I am at a loss to name. This year's Oregon QB is Joey Harrington. He is a 6-4, 220 pound sophomore, who can throw any kind of pass called for - he can lob it, drill it, throw it deep, put a little touch on it. When he is on, the Ducks are very hard to beat. When he is off - and it has happened - the Ducks are beatable. Of course, they have only lost twice - once, in the second game of the season to Wisconsin, 27-23, as the Badgers' Michael Bennett ran for 290 yards, and again in the final game of the season to Oregon State. (Harrington threw five interceptions against the Beavers.) Harrington has an excellent crew of receivers, including wide-outs Marshaun Tucker and Keenan Howry and tight end LaCorey Collins, a former California high school Player of the Year. Complementing the Ducks' passing game is a running game consisting chiefly of Maurice Morris, a two-time JC All-American who hails originally from Chester, South Carolina. Morris is good, but by himself he is not enough. The Ducks' success depends on (1) Joey Harrington; (2) Joey Harrington; (3) Joey Harrington. Harrington is a graduate of Portland's Central Catholic High whose dad, John, was a Ducks' quarterback and a high school coach. Backing him up is 6-4, 220-pound senior A. J. Feeley, also an Oregon native who until Harrington burst onto the scene was projected as the Ducks' QB of the future. Unlike Texas, there is no QB controversy, although there could have been. In my opinion, Oregon coach Mike Bellotti has handled a potentially difficult two-QB situation far better than Mack Brown, and Feeley, who is quite capable of stepping in and leading the club, has handled it with a lot of class and aplomb. On defense, I think the Ducks' best player is 6-4, 245-pound linebacker Matt Smith, the 1993 Oregon class 4A high school Player of the Year who originally signed with Stanford, then signed to play baseball with the Kansas City Royals and disappeared into the Kansas City system for five years until deciding to return to college and football. Defensive end Saul Patu, at 6-3, 265, stands out on the defensive line; Rashad Bauman is one of the better cornerbacks in the country. Bottom Line: The Ducks sailed into the season-ending game against Oregon State with a 9-1 record which included a win over Washington (the only loss the Huskies have suffered). Had they beaten Oregon State, the Ducks would have gone to the Rose Bowl. They didn't, and for a while, until Oregon State made it into the Fiesta Bowl, it looked as if they would be shipped off to one of those bogus Christmas Day bowls in Hawaii that nobody attends. I suspect it has been a bit of a downer down Duckville way ever since the Beaver game, and the Ducks haven't recovered the attitude that carried them through their first ten games, they could get hammered.

*********** Ever clicked on a link to a site only to find that it hasn't been updated in months? Or, maybe, that it no longer even exists? With gazillions of people opening their own web sites and then finding out how much work is involved in keeping one up, there are quite a few of these deserted sites. There is actually a site devoted to vacant oir untended web sites - www.ghostsites.com.

 

*********** I don't usually get all that excited about any game in which players display the decals of more than one college pasted on their helmets in random fashion, but while watching the last minute of the Blue-Gray game on Christmas Day, I saw one of the greatest catches I've ever seen. And doggone if it wasn't made by one Richmond Flowers, of Tennessee-Chattanooga. His dad, also named Richmond Flowers, was a state champion hurdler and all-state football player back in the late 60's at Sidney Lanier High in Montgomery, Alabama, where his dad - also named Richmond Flowers - was a bigwig in Alabama politics. I vaguely recall something about the elder Mr. Flowers, who was considered somewhat moderate racially, coming under attack by segregationsts, to the point that his son passed up playing at Alabama and went instead to Tennessee, and a career as an outstanding football player and a national-class track performer. He was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the second round, and played five years in the NFL with the Cowboys and the Giants, as a defensive back and kick returner. But back to the present, and our third-generation Mr. Flowers who made the great catch. He started out at Duke but for some transferred to UT-Chattanooga. From the looks of things, and from Duke's sorry record the last couple of years, it was Duke's loss.

*********** Bob Miller, popular DJ of Portland station KEX, noting that "steak and upside-down-tart" were on the menu when President Clinton and President-elect Bush dined at the White House recently, said "In the Clinton White House you shouldn't be surprised to find an upside-down tart somewhere."

*********** Scott Barnes, a coaching friend from Rockwall Texas, wrote to tell me he's taking his wife, Joan, to New Orleans for New Year's Eve, and staying at the (very posh) Fairmont Hotel. I asked him if he was going to drive up to the front door in his butt-kicking pickup truck, and here's how he answered: hey..nuthin' but first class for my gal! I'm not even makin' her fly Southwest! That's the small upside of having to live with me the rest of the year! ha.. but the real reason is what she did for this year's annual "Christmas Village" we set up in our house..we started it the year we got married and added a house or church or barn or "something" each year..it's a pretty nice ceramic village - well, this year she went and added a darn football stadium! Now that doesn't sound like a big deal unless you know my wife - she and I are what you might want to call, opposites..she goes to the mall on Super Bowl Sunday! just doesn't get that whole football thing! But she knows I love it, so she supports me and the boys (probably the only team mom that can't tell ya how many yds it takes to get a first down, but throws one hell of an end of season party!..and always makes sure the little heathens have their snacks!)- it was quite the gesture to add the stadium to our beloved little ceramic town! So she gets a trip to the Big Easy! Hey..any excuse, huh?"
 
*********** From the BUFFALO NEWS - "A Skate In the Park", by David B. Lukow- "Frustrated athletes need not apply. There are no coaching positions available. The Pipe Dreams Skate Park, located on Bryant and Stratton Way in Clarence, is a kid's paradise. The pressure that comes with participating in team sports is virtually non existent within its walls or on its ramps. Individuality, which is taboo when you're part of a team, is celebrated. "This type of skating is popular, because many kids aren't interested in team sports" Carol Dimarco, who owns Pipe Dreams said. "It's more of an individual sport. There isn't the pressure that comes from a team. A lot of these kids have tried other sports. This is what they like." Coaching is offered, but DiMarco doesn't go overboard. You won't have to worry about some Bobby Knight wannabe getting in your child's face. "We do offer lessons, the basics are taught by upper-level participants" DiMarco said. "There isn't any certification required, but it's not as easy as it looks. We try to teach the basics. If they know what they're doing, they'll have more fun." (Thanks for the tip to Jason Beckman, Amherst, New York, who adds, "GIVE ME A BREAK !!!!!!!")
 
*********** Back in September, a few "students" from Mohave High in Las Vegas stole an English bulldog from the backyard of a student who attended Centennial, a rival school. It so happened that the dog, named Blu, was Centennial's mascot, and the two dognappers had evil things planned. Taking their captive to a nearby elementary school, they pitted it against a pit bull belonging to another "student." While a crowd of more than 20 "students" looked on, the pit bull savagely attacked the bulldog, following which the "students" left it, bleeding and soaked from sprinklers and dressed in a Mohave tee-shirt, tied to a stake in the middle of Centennial's football field, the morning of the football game between the two schools. Despite a veterinarian's fears that the dog might not survive the ordeal, she did manage to live, and boy, did justice prevail! Three of the "students" got seven days in jail. Another got two days in jail. But wait - we're not finished. We're also talking community service, probation, and counseling. And - here's the real killer - two of the "students" who kidnapped the bulldog had to - gasp! - write apologies! Now, if I were a judge, I would have dispensed with all the community service and sentenced the "students" to play tailback - ten carries each - in a specially-scheduled game against Centennial's varsity. With JV blocking.
 

*********** Speaking of Whit Snyder down there in Baytown, he and his Texas Longhorn buddies will like this one: http://www.virtually-anywhere.com/utfootball/index.html - It is one of the coolest football sites I have ever seen, a virtual look at Texas football and the Longhorns' program, including panoramic views (move your cursor and get a 360-degree look) at such things as the Stadium, Bevo the Longhorn Steer, the lockerroom, the weight room, the training room, the players' lounge. Zoom in for a closer look if you'd like. Listen to the band play "The Eyes of Texas" after a game. Ah'm tellin' ya- it's one heck of a recruiting tool. According to the description of the players' lounge, the room is equipped with a kitchenette, a large screen television, a billiards table, comfortable furniture, a stereo system and a video games system, and - are you paying attention, Minnesota? - phones. Pay phones.

 
*********** "You should know that the tackling techniques and drills in your tape really helped me in my efforts to not only teach my players how to tackle, but also to teach my assistant coaches (all volunteers) how to teach it properly and safely. Our hand shield tackling drills were done almost every day, right after our warmups. We would split into four lines and have everyone rotate through 3 or 4 times tackling, then change it up to blocking. As a result, our tackling improved dramatically, even among the smaller kids who would normally shy away from contact. One by-product of using the hand shields is that the thickness of the shield forces the tackler to over-emphasize the wrap and lock (he has to try harder to get his arms all the way around and squeeze). This is a great instructional tape, not just for youth football, but for all football." Eddie Hughes, Alpharetta, Georgia
 
*********** "Jamaicans are not afraid to lick the child if he be rude or out of order." Muriel Meggie, General Colin Powell's 65-year-old Jamaican cousin, explaining how General Powell's being raised by Jamaican immigrants contributed to his success.
 
*********** FIELD GOAL PATROL - There were no NFL games last weekend in which no field goals were attempted. In fact, only three teams - the Saints, the Chargers and the Cowboys - didn't attempt a field goal. At least the Chargers and the Saints were able to score touchdowns - three apiece. The Cowboys were Royal Flushed - unable to score a touchdown or even attempt a field goal. The NFL kickers as a whole were 77 per cent accurate, under 80 per cent for the second week in a row, but still more accurate than most NBA teams are at shooting free throws. Washington's Eddie Murray missed one, as usual, with a coach's job on the line, but at least the Redskins won. The mighty Chicago Bears knocked the Detroit Lions out of the playoffs thanks to a thrilling 54-yard field goal with :02 remaining. Actually, the real scandal in the NFL - even worse than the way they turn their offenses over the the kickers whenever the game is on the line - is the pathetic running games of most teams. Listen to this- 13 of the 30 teams in "action" last weekend were unable to rush for so much as 100 yards. In only three of the 15 games were both teams able to rush for 100 yards or more. Not worth working on the running game? How about this: in every single NFL game last weekend, the winner outrushed the loser!
 
December 22 - "You can hire peoples' hands and backs, but they must volunteer their hearts and minds." Steven Covey

MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS WISH FOR FOOTBALL COACHES EVERYWHERE: May you have.... Parents who recognize that you are the football expert; who stand back and let you coach their kids; who know their kids' limitations and don't expect them to start unless in your opinion they are better than the other kids; who don't sit in the stands and openly criticize their kids' teammates; who don't think it's your job to get their kid an athletic scholarship; who schedule their vacations so their kids won't miss any practices; who know that your rules apply to everybody, and are not designed just to pick on their kid... A community that can recognize a year when even Vince Lombardi himself would have trouble getting your kids to line up straight... Opponents who are fun to play against; who love and respect the game and its rules as much as you do, and refuse to let their kids act like jerks... Students who want to be in your class and want to learn; who laugh at your jokes and turn their work in on time... Freshmen who listen carefully, hear everything you say and understand all instructions the first time... Officials who will address you and your kids respectfully; who know and respect the rulebook; who will have as little effect on the game as possible; who will let you step a yard onto the playing field without snarling at you... Newspaper reporters who understand the game, always quote you accurately, and know when not to quote you at all... A school district that provides you with a budget sufficient to run a competitive program... A superintendent who schedules teachers' workdays so that coaches don't have to miss any practices... An athletic director who has been a coach himelf and knows what you need to be successful and knows that one of those things is not another head coach in the AD's office; who can say "No" to the bigger schools that want you on their schedules; who understands deep down that all sports are not equal... Assistants who love the game as much as you do, buy completely into your philosophy, put in the time in the off-season, and are eager to learn everything they can about what you are doing... A booster club that puts its money back into the sports that earn it.... A principal who figures that when there is a teachers' position open, the applicant who is qualified to be an assistant coach deserves extra consideration; who doesn't come in to evaluate you on game day; who makes weight-training classes available to football players first, before opening them up to the general student body; who knows that during the season you are very busy, and heads off parent complaints so that you don't have to waste your time dealing with them; who can tell you in the morning in five minutes what took place in yesterday afternoon's two-hour-long faculty meeting... A faculty that will notify you as soon as a player starts screwing off or causing problems in class, and will trust you to handle it without having to notify the administration... A basketball coach who encourages kids to play football and doesn't discourage them from lifting, or hold "open gym" every night after football practice... A baseball coach who encourages kids to play football and doesn't have them involved in tournaments that are still going on into late August... A wrestling coach who encourages kids to play football and doesn't ask your promising 215-pound sophomore guard to wrestle at 178... A class schedule that gives you and at least your top assistant the same prep period... Doctors that don't automatically tell kids with little aches and pains to stay out of football for two weeks, even when there's nothing wrong with them... Cheerleaders who occasionally turn their backs to the crowd and actually watch the game; who understand the game - and like it... A couple of transfers who play just the positions where you need help... A country that appreciates the good that football - and football coaches - can do for its young men... A chance, like the one I've had, to get to know coaches all over the country and find out what great people they are... The wisdom to "Make the Big Time Where You Are" - to stop worrying about the next job and appreciate the one you have -... Children of your own who love, respect and try to bring honor to their family in everything they do... A wife like mine, who understands how much football means to you... Motivated, disciplined, coachable players who love the game of football and love being around other guys who do, too - players like the ones I've been blessed with. Merry Christmas.

 

"STRONG AS STEEL" was the headline over his picture in a 1960 football magazine naming him a pre-season All-American end, although "IRON" would become the metal more often used in descriptions of him. He was the son of an Aliquippa, Pennsylvania steelworker and he played his college ball at Pitt, which he chose ahead of Penn State and Notre Dame. If he even looks tough taking a drink of water - that's a bandage on his nose - it's because he was. (Still is, in fact). He was a great two-way player, a prototype tight end (although the name for the position hadn't really been invented yet) at 6-3, 215, and a ferocious defensive end. He was NFL Rookie of the Year in 1961 and went on to be a great professional tight end for Chicago, Philadelphia and Dallas. He was renowned for his fiery competitiveness both as a player and as a coach. He is Mike Ditka - "DITKUH" of Saturday Night Live fame, feared coach of "DA BEARSS", and "Iron Mike", the man whose personality was a perfect fit with the football fans of Chicago, who will never forget him for coaching the Bears of Payton, McMahon, Dent, Singletary, Hampton, Fencik, Plank, etc. to a Super Bowl win.

Correctly Identifying "Iron Mike" - Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota... Bill Lawlor- Elk Grove Village, Illinois ("Everyone must know that it's "Da Coach" Iron Mike Ditka......even an idiot like myself got that one. Great end, whom I never had the pleasure to watch live but I remember him ranting on the sidelines when I watched my favorite team (The Dallas Cowboys) of the 1970's. I believe he was the special teams coach and maybe an offensive assistant as well??? I remember one game when coach Landry had to restrain Mike, and asking my dad, "What is wrong with that coach?")... Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois (You shouldn't have any trouble getting answers from Chicagoland to this week's trivia. That's Mike Ditka. In addition to his football exploits, he is quite the eloquent speaker. My favorite quote of his was when he was referring to "Papa Bear" George Halas' well earned reputation for fiscal restraint. Ditka said, "Mr. Halas throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers."... Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin... Bill Nelson- West Burlington, Iowa... John Bothe- Oregon, Illinois... Dan King- Evans, Georgia ("Coach, "Iron Mike" Ditka was one of the first tight ends to make the NFL Hall of Fame.")... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana... Steve Staker- Fredericksburg, Iowa... Bert Ford- Los Angeles... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island ("I think you threw a high hanging changeup with this week's trivia question. Or maybe just an early Christmas present.")... David Crump- Owensboro, Kentucky ("I used to love to watch him play for the Bears. He was a fierce competitor. I watched him every week. The CBS affiliate out of Evansville carried the "Bearss" games every week. I saw about every game of his career except when he went to Dallas at the end of his career.")... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Greg Koenig- Las Animas, Colorado... Dennis Metzger- Connersville, Indiana ("Played for "da Bears" and later the Cowboys. As head coach, he led "da Bears" to Walter Payton's Super Bowl victory.")... Tom Hensch- Staten Island, New York... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois... Ross Woody- Vallejo, California... Lou Orlando- Sudbury, Massachusetts... Sam Knopik- Moberly, Missouri... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York... Scott Barnes- Rockwall, Texas... Bill Shine- Van Nuys, California... Nick Capaldo- Keokuk, Iowa... Joe Daniels- Sacramento, California... Dwayne Pierce- Washington, D.C.... Doug Gibson- Naperville, Illinois ("Sure wish he was still the Bears' Coach.")...

*********** Answer to Wednesday's Quick Quiz: There is one SEC team that Bear Bryant, great as he was, could never beat. Answer: Alabama!!! (In case you didn't know, Coach Bryant is most famous for the national titles he won at Alabama, but before that he coached at Texas A & M, and before that at Kentucky, where he failed to beat Alabama in two tries.)

*********** In college football, it is fairly common for a small school to visit a big school and absorb a beating in order to take home a big check; in basketball roughly the same thing happens, except that the beating doesn't leave as many bruises. So it was a bit of a twist Tuesday night when big-time Duke visited Portland to play the University of Portland Pilots. The U of P is a small Catholic school which turns out an NBA player once every generation or so, and other than the odd Oregon or Oregon State home game brought up the road to the big city, the locals don't get many opportunities to see big-time basketball (unless you count the NBA). As a result, a chance to see the nation's top-ranked team drew more than 15,000 people to the Rose Garden and earned a pile for the Pilots. It was the largest crowd in the history of Oregon to watch a college basketball game, and at least five times the size of a good crowd for Portland, which drew 833 to watch it play Sacramento State only three nights before. The game was arranged because of a promise Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski made to Mike Dunleavy, Jr. (whose dad coaches the Trail Blazers, and hosted the Duke team for dinner Monday night) when he recruited him out of Beaverton, Oregon's Jesuit High two years ago. He promised, as he does all his recruits, that Duke would play a game in Dunleavy's home town. It is not a hard promise for Coach K to keep. There isn't a school in the country that wouldn't like to have a home game against the Blue Devils.

*********** Jack Reed, author of numerous books on youth sports, is a West Pointer. Jack also is his own man, and speaks his mind, and doesn't have a lot of use for a lot of the people in the Pentagon, most of who have worked their way to the top by playing politics - sucking up, and avoiding making any career mistakes by avoiding having to make tough decisions. As a result, the higher-ups often tend not to be warrior types - those guys are out in the field carrying out their orders. Of course, it bothers Jack as it does most military people, but it doesn't worry him. He figures that anybody we'd have to fight has the same bureaucracy at the top as we do. As a result, he says, "it's our bureaucrats against their bureaucrats."

*********** Coach, Just thought I would drop you a note to let you know how the Huskies fared this year running the double wing. Sorry I didn't update you during the season but I tend to have that "deer in the headlights" look throughout the season.

Although our record was not as I had hoped (5-5), the team really enjoyed the offense. I was amazed at its adaptability. We basically ran from tight all year and were quite successful in the running game in all but one game. Our best and most physical lineman was about 178 pounds and we consistently faced opposition of 230 lbs per man across the front. That said, for the most part we were able to play ball control and limit other teams opportunities. I really enjoyed the trap and 6-G. It seemed that whenever we pulled one of those out that it was a huge gain. I did get frustrated with the offense on occassion but that was more a product of my inability to recognize and exploit my opponents weaknesses as opposed to the sets limitations. I am a definite convert and can't wait to learn more.

Usually by now I would be getting pumped up for next year but I am not sure when I will get the opportunity to coach again. I am leaving on January 3 to attend Army Officer Candidate School - seems I'm going to be an Armor Officer. I have always wanted to serve my country as an officer (already experienced the enlisted route). More so though, I really want some experiences to share with the young men that I hope to coach some day. Talking with veteran coaches such as yourself has made me realize that coaching is a lot more than the x's and o's. I need to be able to bring more to the table than my knowledge of football. The best coaches seem to be the ones that can impart wisdom that they have attained throughout the years in several arenas. Additionally, I'm hoping to use the time to get certified. I've got the bachelors but not the pesky certification.

I plan on utilizing your site throughout the years and look forward to being able to purchase some more of your instructional tapes. For now though, I am preparing for a more urgent journey that will demand all of my attention. Good luck to you in all of your endeavors and I hope that your family has a fantastic holiday season. Glen Page, Salt Lake City, UT (Coach - and you've earned that title - What you are about to embark on is not a whole lot different from coaching, and a great deal of it will be transferrable to coaching whenever the opportunity presents itself again. You said yourself that you realize that coaching is more than knowing football. It comes down as much as anything to leadership. And you will undoubtedly find that leadership of men in uniform is every bit as important to an officer as knowledge of warfare and equipment. The knowledge you will acquire of the best ways to teach, discipline and motivate men will be of great help to our country in the short run and your coaching career in the long run. This is not a bad career move for someone who aspires to be a coach. Good luck and stay in touch!)
 
*********** Adam Wesoloski writes from Green Bay (actually neighboring DePere) Wisconsin to say that with another five inches of snow is expected right on the heels of five that just fell, and he'd be out at Lambeau Field shoveling right now if his wife weren't expecting any minute. He says it's very rare for Green Bay to have more than 20 inches of snow before Christmas, but I suspect it's been sent there by people from Duluth, upset at the way he dissed them (NEWS- December 6).
 
*********** I just got back from buying my tickets to Singapore, where, last I heard, they were still caning people like this... Mike Murray, a TV guy from Los Angeles, thought it was cool to buy a coach ticket on an airline, and then sneak up and sit in an empty seat in first class. "It was exhilarating," he told the Wall Street Journal's Eileen Daspin. "I felt like I'd robbed a bank." Wow. Talk about thrills. Kevin McDermott, a New Jersey engineer, told the Journal that "on principle" he never pays tolls on the Garden State Parkway. Instead, he just drives right through the automated toll lanes. See, in his view, the system is so bad, so inconvenient, that "you have to abuse it." The prospect of a $250 fine if he gets caught doesn't bother him, since he figures he's saved that much already by his cheating. This is the same sort of guy who will raise hell if he can't pick up the phone and get a cop over to his house within five minutes.
 
All over the country, people like this, people who believe they are better than the rest of us - people whose son has to play quarterback and start every game (except for the two he'll have to miss while they're away on vacation) and carry the ball on every play and get all the headlines - are contributing their own little bit to advancing anarchy, motivated by a sense of entitlement-on-steroids to rationalize what ought to be called what it is - theft. Whether it is "dine and dash" from what one person considers an overpriced restaurant, or sneaking onto a golf course that charges what they consider excessive greens fees, or thirty-year-olds getting into theaters using senior-citizen passes, or drivers pulling away from convenience stores without paying for gas, the me generation and its offspring are putting a new spin on capitalism. Don't pay the bastards, because they're just ripping us off, and they have plenty of money as it is, and the service sucks, anyhow. People think nothing of bringing back clothes they've already worn and asking a store - sometimes not even the store where they bought the clothes in the first place - for a refund. Perfectly healthy people park their cars in spaces reserved for the handicapped, even going so far as to hang counterfeit handicapped tags from their mirrors. Red lights are merely a suggestion. Restaurants have to bolt artwork to their walls to prevent patrons from stealing it. Mr. Murray (the low-class guy in First Class) boasted to The Journal about buying his way into a crowded nightclub by slipping the bouncer a tightly folded one-dollar bill - by the time the bouncer discovered it was only a dollar, Mr. Murray was safely inside.
 
What is going on here, anyhow? It is an epidemic - a national sickness in this Land of the Entitled. What we have done, of course, in this land of It's Not Your Fault, Everybody Has an Excuse, The Rich are Getting Richer On the Backs of the Poor, You're a Victim of Powerful Interests, You Are Entitled to Whatever You Want, and Anybody Can Be Whatever He/She Wants to Be is to give some incredibly selfish people all the cover they need. Listen to the way we soften the severity of criminal acts with the words we use: a person who commits a series of crimes has "made some mistakes"; a druggie has "made some poor choices"; young punks mug an old lady, and the headlines make them seem more benign, loveable almost, by referring to them as "teens" as if they spend most of their time down at the malt shop; graffiti is called "Tagging"; stealing a car is "unauthorized use." It's okay to release prisoners if they've only committed "Property Crimes". In other words, so long as they didn't pull the trigger when they held the gun on that clerk at the 7-11. Even "child abuse" doesn't sound quite so ugly as what child abusers actually do. We have, as Senator Daniel P. Moynihan of New York has observed, "defined deviancy down." Someone keeps sneaking into the churches in the middle of the night, erasing commandments from the tablets.
 
Hey - people who take or use something they haven't paid for are thieves, pure and simple, and should be labelled as such and treated as such. No community service or fines. Caning would be okay with me - Singapore has the right idea - but I would settle for 24 hours in the clink, because these people do the things they do precisely because they think they're better than the rest of us, and it would do them good to have to spend a little time in an atmosphere that is decidedly not first class, with people whom they consider beneath them. Guys, these spoiled brats - of all ages - are pushing us toward anarchy a whole lot faster than those idiots in the protests with their stupid masks and black outfits. Somebody has to have to moral "stones" to hold the line against them. One of the fundamental principles on which our economy - our society, in fact - is based is that people who don't like the price of something have a simple choice: take it or leave it. If we are to survive as a society, there can't be a third option.
 
*********** A high school football player on Long Island (that's New York) has been charged with third degree assault as a result of an incident in a game earlier this season. According to a video of the incident, he was double-teaming an opponent, but once the play proceeded upfield, and his partner in the double-team released, our guy continued to hold onto the defender's wrist. Well, actually, I guess you could say he did a little more than that. While still holding his opponent's wrist, he is accused of going on to deliver a karate chop to his elbow. Okay, okay - three karate chops. For that, he was ejected from the contest and suspended from the next game; his school extended the suspension for the remainder of the season. His opponent suffered a dislocated elbow and missed two games. The victim's dad is quoted in Long Island Newsday as saying, "My biggest fear is what would have happened if that was his neck? I don't want another parent to go through what I did that night in the ER." But listen to this comment by the alleged perp's lawyer: "This is football... the play was still in progress. You assume a certain amount of risk in any sport. As far as I can see (he) didn't do anything another football player wouldn't do." Yeah, right. How sick is it, anyhow, to know that there are people willing to say something like that about our sport, either because they really believe it, or because they think that there are enough potential jurors out there who do? (Thanks for the news tip to Rob Banzer, Brockport, New York)
 
*********** If you're down to that last, hard-to-buy-for person on your list, there's always a limited-edition set of ping-pong balls. I am not kidding. As proof that some people seem to need a good recession, last Friday's Wall Street Journal told of the curious art of a guy named Damien Hirst, who has "created" something he has titled "The Magnificent Seven." I don't know about magnificent - it is, as I said earlier, a set of ping-pong balls - but there are seven, as you may have guessed from the name. Each ball is plain, except for a single word (such as "Models," "Methods," or "Theories") inscribed on it. Sorry, the balls are not sold separately. You have to buy the whole set of seven, for $250. They're sold through the Gagosian Gallery, in New York. But you'd better hurry. The artist authorized only 1,500 sets. (The only thing that's holding me back: How do you spot a counterfeit?)
 
*********** WHIZZER WYATT'S CAN'T-MISS BOWL PREVIEW- (Please don't let little children see this). This is NOT meant as an enticement to gamble. Nothing is guaranteed. There are no warranties. I do not take bets. Please don't think less of me because on rare occasions I fall prey to the desire to add some excitement to my otherwise drab existence by wagering on young men playing games. Yes, I have seen the NCAA ads where the athletes call me, repeatedly, a fool. Everything I am doing is above board. I have never placed a bet with a bookie in my life. I happen to be fortunate enough to have some close friends and relatives vacationing in Las Vegas at this very moment, and they were gracious enough to take along a large suitcase full of $100 bills to bet on some sure things for me. I just thought my readers would appeciate if I shared my sure things and other expert opinions with them. (And by the way - would anyone care to join me in horsewhipping the buttheads who schedule four games at roughly the same time on New Year's Day? Starting, on the West Coast, at 8 AM?) Finally - if I have wagered against your favorite team, please do not take it personally - when you gamble the sums I do, it has to be a cold, hard business, with no room for sentimentality.
 

DATE

BOWL
TEAMS
VEGAS LINE
COMMENTS

12-20

Mobile Alabama

Southern Mississippi- TCU

USM + 7

Bet Won - With Dennis Franchione gone, I took USM & the points

12-21

Las Vegas

Arkansas-UNLV

Arkansas +1

Oops- No Bet, but I almost took the Hogs because they are, after all, SEC

12-24

Oahu

Georgia- Virginia

Virginia +9-1/2

I wouldn't touch any game in which both coaches are on the way out

12-25

Aloha

Arizona State-Boston College

BC + 3

No Bet - ASU is a much better team but it's Bruce Snyder's last game

12-27

Motor City

Cincinnati- Marshall

Marshall + 3-1/2

Betting on Marshall - I like Marshall in big games, and they've been here so often they should consider calling it the Marshall City Bowl

Galleryfurniture.com

East Carolina-Texas Tech

Pick 'em

No Bet - But I like Conference USA & I like ECU and besides, Texas Tech passes too much to suit me

12-28

Humanitarian

Boise State- UTEP

UTEP + 6-1/2

No Bet - Yes the game's in Boise, but UTEP has been a big surprise this year, and Boise's coach is headed to Arizona State

Music City

Mississippi-West Virginia

WVU + 4

Betting on Ole Miss - Last chance to see Don Nehlen coaching the Mountaineers, but last chance to watch Deuce McAllister play for the Rebs

MicronPC.com

Minnesota-NC State

NC State +3

Betting on NC State - several Minnesota players facing suspensions -I like NC State's frosh QB and I like the job the first-year coach has done

Insight.com

Iowa State-Pitt

Pick 'em

Betting on Iowa State - Pitt played Virginia Tech tough but only beat Temple 7-0; Iowa State's 3 losses were all to bowl teams

12-29

Liberty Bowl

Colorado State-Louisville

Louisville +1-1/2

No Bet - The most even game. Both teams are 9-2. Colorado State's 2 losses were by a total of 7 points; one of Louisville's, though, was to Florida State

Sun

UCLA-Wisconsin

UCLA + 4-1/2

No Bet - But I think Wisconsin will dominate physically; only 1 of the Bruins' last 7 opponents has scored less than 30 points on them

Peach

Georgia Tech-LSU

LSU + 8-1/2

No Bet - But I almost took GT - After a 2-2 start GT has won 7 straight - and they're playing this one in Atlanta

Holiday

Oregon-Texas

Oregon + 7

No Bet- I like the Ducks sentimentally, but UT has to remember its last visit to the West Coast when Stanford embarrassed the Horns - big-time

12-30

Alamo

Nebraska-Northwestern

NW + 14-1/2

No Bet - But this is, after all a bowl game, and this is, after all, Nebraska, and I don't think there'll be a lot of purple in the stands

12-31

Silicon Valley Classic

Air Force-Fresno State

Air Force + 1

No Bet - "Classic?" In its first year? Oh well - at least the Air Force offense will be fun to watch

Independence

Mississippi State-Texas A & M

State + 1

No Bet - Is this the "Maroon Uniforms With White Face-Masks Bowl" or the" Teams Coached by Jackie Sherrill Bowl?" I'm for the Bulldogs

1-1

Outback

Ohio State-South Carolina

USC + 5-1/2

No Bet - I almost bet on the Gamecocks, but then I realized that Ohio State, 1-2 in its last 3 home games, isn't playing this one in Columbus

Cotton

Kansas State-Tennessee

Tennessee + 3-1/2

No Bet - But I think KSU, having finally proved it can win a big one by beating Nebraska, will win this one, too. Tennessee ain't Oklahoma

Gator

Clemson-Virginia Tech

Clemson + 6-1/2

No Bet - If they're both healthy, you'll see 2 of the best players in the US in VT's Michael Vick and Clemson's Woodrow Dantzler.

Citrus

Auburn-Michigan

Auburn + 8

Betting on Michigan - Michigan's three losses have been by a combined 7 points; Auburn has struggled in its last 3 games (Ark., Ga., Ala.)

Rose

Purdue-Washington

UW + 1-1/2

No Bet - Purdue has 3 losses against the Huskies' 1,but since barely beating Oregon State 33-30, Huskies have played 6 straight bad-to-mediocre teams

Fiesta

Notre Dame-Oregon State

ND + 3

Betting on Notre Dame - Are you kidding me? Sure I want the Beavers to win, but this is Notre Dame - in a big game, where tradition matters!

1-2

Sugar

Florida-Miami

Florida +5-1/2

Betting on Miami - Listen- Miami may be the best team in the country! Yeah, they lost to Washington, but that was back in September

1-3

Orange

Florida State-Oklahoma

OU +12-1/2

Betting on Oklahoma - FSU will probably win. But The Sooners have won a bunch of must-win games, so I'll take 'em - but only with the points

*********** Just so you know I try what I write about... What you see on the left is a fresh-outta-da-oven (outta our oven!) turducken, sliced clean through. We had one sent to us by our son-in-law, Rob Love, who couldn't make it to our recent family wedding, preferring instead to remain in Durham, North Carolina and deal with power outages. He sent along the turducken in his place, and given oour choice between having the turducken and having Rob there, Rob would win out. Narrowly. The cross-section here reveals delicious white-meat turkey, cajun stuffing, chicken, duck and sausage, and an outer coating of cajun spices. To use the title of a cook book from down there in Cajun country - "Talk About Good!" Ah done tol' you 'bout a mont' ago where you kin git sum o' dat turducken fo' yo'self, but ah guess ahma have to tol' you some mo': Turducken 1 Turducken 2 Turducken 3

*********** "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercize thereof." Thanks to the badgering tactics of so-called "civil liberties" organizations, that simple statement, the first clause of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, has been twisted to mean that our schools now shut down for "Winter Holiday" instead of "Christmas vacation"; that there can be no manger scenes or even Christmas trees in public squares; that city bus drivers can't wear any sort of decorations on their clothing that might be connected with Christmas; that schools are more likely to deck the halls with drawings of Rudolph and Frosty, and "Rockin' around the Christmas Tree" is about as close as the "Winter Concert" gets to a Christmas carol - er, wintertime faith-based song.

Things have passed well beyond the point of nonsensical nuisance and far into the realm of harassment of Christianity. Come on - Congress has never come close to anything resembling an "establishment of religion" - requiring membership in a specific, state-approved religion in order to receive the full benefits of citizenship. No one is legally kept from voting or driving because of their religion; similarly, no one is deprived of a job and no one's kids are refused admission to public schools for religious reasons. No matter. The "civil liberties" activists and anti-Christians press on, attacking centuries-old American Christian-based traditions on the grounds that they make some people "feel uncomfortable."

The Constitution protects Americans from the tyranny of an established religion. That was a worthy goal of the Founding Fathers, and the constitutional protection has worked well. In fact, I don't recall Congress proposing any laws lately that would deprive any citizens of any basic rights, unless somewhere hidden away in the Constitution where I can't find it is a "right not to feel uncomfortable." So, whatever your religion - Merry Christmas to you.
 
Oh yes - and just to show what a tolerant guy I am - a Happy Winter Solstice, to all our Wiccan friends.
 
December 20 - "Life is war, and the part of man in it is to be strong." Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

 

*********** Of course Alex Rodriguez is worth the $250,000,000 he's going to be paid over the next 10 years! Wouldn't you rather the money go to pay one shortstop than be wasted on such things as a full set of equipment for every high school football player in the United States?... 2,000 median-priced homes for 2000 young families around the U.S?... 2000 all-expenses-paid Ivy-League educations - tuition, room, board - for four years?... 50,000 first-class round-the-world trips?... Enough gas - if you'd rather drive - to take an average car and driver around the world 346 times?... 50,000,000 six-packs of Bud?... 12,500,000 George Foreman grills?... A snowmobile for every resident of Duluth. Minnesota?... A nose job for every resident of Nashua, New Hampshire?... A free Happy Meal (super-sized) for every person who voted in the last election, including undervotes? The thing to remember, of course, is that he isn't going to receive the whole sum at once. But the Texas Rangers get to brag about paying him the whole sum, giving rise to an interesting theory: see, the owner of the Rangers, one Tom Hicks, is said by The Economist to be in something of a pickle, business-wise, and in need of raising lots and lots of capital. The theory goes that in offering Rodriguez this obscene sum on money, Mr. Hicks is flashing his wad in front of potential investors, in hopes of impressing them with his financial strength and stability. Uh, A-Rod: I've seen pro athletes in shaky leagues racing to the bank to cash their checks. You might want to buy yourself a pair of track shoes.

*********** Help! If you live anywhere near Green Bay, Wisconsin and you've got your Christmas shopping done, get on over to Lambeau Field. They need you for the rest of the week to help shovel out in time for Sunday's Packers' game.

*********** Who says the networks aren't concerned about what our kids see and hear on TV? On Monday night's telecast, Dan Fouts protected our kids' ears with quite possibly the silliest-ass expressions I've heard from a talking head: "Come heck or high you-know-what." Whatever the heck "you-know-what" is.

 
*********** I said it before and I'll say it again: the BCS is wasting its money on the hash of polls and computer ratings that it uses to choose the two teams it deems most worthy of playing for the national title. I say leave it to the bookmakers in Vegas. And those guys, who are paid to know a little about those things, have #2-ranked Florida State installed as 12-1/2 point favorites over #1-ranked Oklahoma!  

*********** In addition to answering this week's trivia question, Coach Keith Babb, of Northbrook, Illinois wrote, "I also wanted to update you on my nephews' high school football team in Katy, Texas. You ran a story 2 years ago that explained how Katy High had been on the bus ready to travel to the Texas 5A state championship game, when they discovered they could not go because they had inadvertently played a prior game with an ineligible player. Well, Katy made it to the finals last year, losing to a team from the Dallas area. They are again in the finals this year - for the 4th year in a row. This Saturday they play Tyler, Texas' John Tyler High (a team Katy defeated the first game of the season 28-10) at the Astrodome. One of my nephews is on the kick-off and kick return teams and plays outside linebacker. There will probably be 40,000 fans at the Astrodome to watch the game."

*********** I have had several people who saw Saturday's Division I-AA championship game comment on the way Georgia Southern ran the "Double-Wing," and what a great job they did running the option out of it. No argument from me about how well they run their offense. It is great to see a college program proving that the running game is not dead. But actually, although Georgia Southern's base formation does look like our "spread" formation, they are not running what most of us think of as our "Double-Wing." First of all, the name as applied to the formation shown on the left is not technically accurate: a wing, by definition, consists of a tight end and a back just to his outside. What you are looking at on the left is not a double wing. It is a double slot. Secondly, unlike us, they do employ splits. Splits are essential to running their offense as effectively as possible. Third, their fullback is considerably deeper than ours. In fact, although the formation does look like something we do, our offenses have different family trees. Our offense's grandpa is the Wing-T. Georgia Southern is running what you might now call the "flexbone," the modern generation of the wishbone. The wishbone, as once run very successfully by Texas, Oklahoma and Alabama, among others, is based on the triple option, which starts out by walling off defenders to the inside and establishing a fullback dive. If the defense doesn't make a move to stop the fullback, the game is over. At some point, though, they will get tired of getting their butts run over by that fullback, and they will do something to stop him. And that's where Georgia Southern's quarterback takes over and runs the next two phases of the triple: the option keep or pitch. By its very nature, any option offense - unlike ours - has to be very quarterback-intensive. And any option offense requires a lot of work on the mechanics of the option itself. This is not to say that you can't run a triple-option package within our Double-Wing system, but one of the beauties of our offensive system is that it frees you from having to rely on a gifted quarterback, and having to spend the time and effort involved in making an option offense work.

.*********** In more and more American colleges, it's called the "Hour of Power." It's the time interval between midnight on the day a college student turns 21, and the time the bars close. Actually, it may be more than an hour, but even so, for the birthday boy (or girl) participating in the increasingly-common ritual of consuming 21 drinks before closing time, it's not nearly enough time.

"There's no way that amount of consumption of alcohol could be done responsibly," Fulton Crews, director of Alcohol Studies at the University of North Carolina, told the Durham Herald-Sun. "I would say that any person who drinks 21 drinks in a day is certainly at risk for causing brain damage and perhaps killing themselves."

The effects of the alcohol depend on the period of time over which which the person consumes the alcohol, the person's size and weight and the amount of food also consumed, Crews said. But a person generally metabolizes only three-quarters of a drink to one drink per hour, so "Even over a six-hour period, you're still only talking about metabolizing five drinks," he said.

Which means that, although people commonly think that once the drinking is finished, that's as drunk as the person is going to get, there's still alcohol in the person's stomach, and it will continue to be absorbed into the blood stream.

Which is usually what happens when well-meaning friends take a drunken companion home and put him (or her) to bed. And while he's sleeping or passed out, his blood alcohol could rise to lethal levels.

"It's a progressive thing, from a stupor to a coma to death," said Crews, explaining what has happened in cases where students have been put to bed drunk, then discovered dead the next day.

Vomiting may save lives, Crews said, because in doing so, the drinker is purging the stomach of alcohol that would otherwise have been absorbed into the bloodstream.

"If they vomit, that might level it off, but if they don't they might die," he said. "It's just lucky a lot of people vomit."

*********** A coaching friend wrote to tell me about a slight problem he had with his AD. Seems he'd told his kids earlier in the season that if they made the playoffs, he'd letter everyone on the team - starters and scout team players alike. His AD knew of his promise, but didn't give it any further thought, since the school has never made the playoffs. But guess what? This year it did, and when he reminded the AD about his promise to his kids, the AD said, "Nothing doing."

He said that the main problem was the extra cost of the additional awards. So our coach then proposed having the Booster Club pay for the extra letters, and the AD consented.

A big objective in salesmanship (I was a salesman in an earlier career) is to "find the hidden objection" - to find out if the objection you are being given is the real objection. The trick to finding this out is to say, in this case, "in other words, then... if I can solve that objection - if I can find a way to pay for the extra awards, you don't have any problem with lettering everybody?"

And at that point, he either says, "If you can do that, go right ahead," or else he winds up letting you know immediately that there is another objection - a "hidden objection" - that he wasn't telling you about. Something else besides the "extra cost" is really standing in the way. The cost objection was just a smoke screen!

*********** Coach Wyatt, How nice to read about my alma mater (Oklahoma State) in your news. Seeing those 43 national championship banners hanging from the rafters of Gallagher Iba Arena is an impressive sight. Actually it's just 42 right now. The 43rd will probably be hung sometime this basketball season when last years championship golf team will be honored. Those banners will be doubly impressive in the newly remodeled arena. Us Cowboys like to rub all those titles in the faces of our brethren to the South in Norman. We normally call them squatters (why would they name themselves after cheaters????). They have a couple of sweet 16 banners hanging in their arena. Naturally all they want to talk about is football.

"Did the article you read mention how the new arena was built around and over the old one and the two connected after the roof and walls of the old arena were demolished? University representatives were once told that would be impossible to do. Leaving the old structure in place allowed the architect to "grandfather" in the steep pitch of the seats and close proximity of the floor seating making it "one of the most intimidating venues in the country". Dick Vitale's words not mine. The architect and project manager (both OSU graduates) said two of their primary goals were to retain the high decibel potential (once, light bulbs in the ceiling started bursting and popping it got so loud) and to save the thick maple floor Mr. Iba installed when he had the building built. Great pain and expense was taken to leave the floor intact.

"Most O-State fans would say Terry Don Phillips is the best thing to happen to OSU athletics since Mr. Iba. He is a lawyer (very appropriate in these times) but he was also a very good lineman for Frank Broyles at Arkansas and coached for a number of years before becoming associate athletic director and protégé under Mr Broyles. When he first proposed the stadium improvements he spoke of the time he was an assistant coach at Virginia Tech. They were expanding the stadium and upgrading facilities even though they could barely half fill the existing stadium. Although he thought they were crazy it has proven to be the best thing they could have ever done. I would say hiring Frank