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December 29 - "Your players' attitude toward you hinges on just one thing, and that is respect. If they do not respect you, you've lost them. If you have their respect, you've got it made."Bud Wilkinson, all-time great coach at Oklahoma

*********** "Coach, Thanks for the explanation of the Belly series. This has been a staple of the Wishbone offense that I have been asssociated with for the past 15 + years. The major difference is that we read the Belly. We will run it as either an Inside Veer Belly or as a Midline Belly. It is a great way to read an unblocked defender and have a Fb/Hb play that hits straight ahead. It is great to use when you don't have enough speed to live by the Triple Option." Dennis Metzger - Connersville, Indiana 

*********** Coach, One other I was surprised to see you elide over, in terms of belly success stories, was the domination of Div III football by Augustana of Rock Island, Illinois. During the 1980's, no other team dominated college football like Augie. The primary attack was, of course the inside belly series. Richmond Flowers I was liberal indeed. So liberal that during the 50's and 60's as Alabama AG he started to attack the existing Jim Crow laws of Alabama. In the efforts to thwart him, elements of the controlling political machine had him convicted, on trumped up charges, of election and campaign law violations. This had much to do with his son going to Tenn. He later received a Presidential pardon. One of the lost heroes of the 60's. Mark Kaczmarek, Davenport, Iowa Coach- You're right about the belly as a part of Augustana's attack, but it was as a component of Bob Reade's version of the Wing-T, and so I wouldn't call his a "Belly" offense per se. In fact, it was as a wing-T coach that we had him out to do a clinic in the Northwest several years ago, and I still have the notes. (I remember some of the guys being disappointed - not me - because we were Delaware adherents and his offense was not the pure thing!) Sports Illustrated ran a nice article about the Flowers family not too long ago. What the elder Flowers did was in its way as courageous as the work of the SLCC.

*********** Coach Wyatt, I just went out and purchased a new iMac DV SE in hopes of being able to do digital editing on my football game tapes. After loading the game footage into the iMac, I found that after I had exported the edited footage into my new Sony GV-D200 digital vcr that there was noise and visual glitches in the dubbed footage that does not exist on the original tape and also doesn't exist in the footage I viewed in the iMac before exporting. I found an iMovie message board that reports this as a common occurance. A phone call to Apple revealed that my digital vcr (which is so new that it's not yet listed on Sony's website) is not a "compatible" vcr, despite the fact that it has a Firewire port. So now I'll either have to add a new "compatible" camcorder to the mix, despite having bought this $600 vcr a month ago to exclusively perform this job or return the iMac and go with a Sony Vaio PC. I thought you might want to make a mention in your article on your website about digital video editing to make sure that the camcorder or vcr you purchase to do your recording is actually listed on Apple's website as being compatible to their iMacs. It could save somebody some aggravation. Sincerely, Dave Potter, Durham, North Carolina - Coach - As with all such applications, there is always the chance that the equipment will not be compatible.

I have never encountered the sort of problem you describe. I suspect that Apple, in its iMac advertising, may have oversold the idea of "open the box and start making movies", without pointing out that there are always going to be some compatibility issues. It is nearly as simple as they advertise it, but with computers, nothing is foolproof, especially when you get involved with peripheral hardware - scanners, camers, printers. I came onto the computerized editing scene with considerable experience in analog editing, and so I am prepared for the worst, aware that not everything works together smoothly the first time - if ever.

I am not aware of the VCR unit you describe, and I am surprised to hear that SONY makes one for as little as $600. I have one which I use to edit and it cost me close to $3000, and, probably because it is not a consumer-level item and not commonly found in homes, it was not recognized by my first version of iMovie. So I just managed to work back and forth between my camera and my computer. Now, with iMovie 2, that little problem is resolved.

My question for you would be this: what are you doing your shooting with? I am surprised that returning the $600 tape deck wasn't one of the options you described, because I really don't see the absolute need for one. Assuming that you are shooting with a digital camera, why you don't just go back and forth between your camera and your computer, using the same FireWire connection?

I couldn't tell you a thing about the SONY Vaio system, other than the fact that for a computer system with video editing capability it seems reasonably priced, and reviews of the editing software it uses have not been very complimentary. I have not seen it, much less used it, so I can't say that it wouldn't work fine for your purposes.

I do not own Apple stock and none of my relatives or close friends works for Apple, but I have been reasonably happy with its products, and while I stop short of pushing them, I must come to Apple's defense in this case. It seems to me that it is not the fault of Apple if its programmers failed to anticipate every subsequent product that would down the pike, particularly a product so obscure that SONY hasn't even publicly announced it yet. The fault, I suspect, lies with SONY. Surely its engineers/marketers were aware that iMac/iMovie users would make up a significant portion of the market for this product, and they had ample opportunity to test for the problems you describe. So I think that if they are not aware of the problem, they are incredibly ignorant; and if they are aware of the problem and have not clearly informed consumers of it, they are incredibly negligent. To say the least.

Frankly, I am not so sure that there isn't something going on behind the scenes here. SONY has a well-deserved reputation for wanting to go it alone and ramrod its own standard. (Remember how far they went with Beta before conceding defeat to VHS? Has anyone else come out with Digital 8 yet? Is this "incompatibility" part of a scheme to promote VAIO?) I have used mostly SONY equipment over the years, but I have noticed that in its advertising of home video editing systems, Apple has been doing a lot of cross-promoting with Canon cameras.
 
Perhaps I should be a little more ruthless in my writing in insisting that the finished product can't possibly be any better than the image that the camera and the videographer produce, and for my purposes, it makes no sense to shoot in Hi8 and then edit in digital. For that reason, I upgraded to digital well before I started editing on the computer, and given my choice between the camera and the computer, I would take the camera. For more info on this topic, see A COACH'S GUIDE TO VIDEO PRODUCTION and DIGITAL VIDEO - THE ONLY WAY TO GO!
 
*********** Keith Babb writes from Northbrook, Illinois: "I and my family traveled to my parent's home in Wilson, NC. My sister and her family traveled from Katy, Tx. the day after Katy High won the Div II 5A title by defeating Tyler's John Tyler High 35 to 20. My nephew contributed to the blocked extra point Katy got after TJT's last touchdown. His job is to line up in the last gap and cause the wing man to forget the outside speed-rusher. The flawless execution by all players led to the block. (My brother-in-law was kind enough to bring a tape of the game for family viewing on Christmas Day.) The local Katy paper summed up the Tigers' teamwork that led to their 16-0 championship season, "Late Friday night, The Associated Press announced its 5A All-State team. First team? No Tigers. Second team? No Tigers. Honorablemention? No Tigers. Undefeated state champions? Nobody but Tigers."
 
"I saw your comments in the News about Richmond Flowers III. I read an article about his exploits in the Blue/Grey game in yesterday's Wilson newspaper. Apparently, young Mr. Flowers graduated from Duke last spring but still had a year of football eligibility left. He went to UT-Chattanooga to hone his skills for a shot at the pros. He's hoping his performance in the all-star game will get him drafted."
 
*********** Uh, Bill... I think you're about out of scapegoats. The Steelers' Bill Cowher, who thanks to the loyalty of the Rooney family has ridden the medciocrity train about as far any guy can expect to, realized for the third time in the last four years that the real problem behind the Steelers is still the offensive coordinator. So now Kevin Gilbride is out of work, fired by Cowher two years after replacing Ray Sherman, fired by Cowher a year after replacing Chan Gailey, who left to take the Cowboys' head job two years after replacing Ron Erhardt, fired by Cowher after the 1996 season.
 
*********** "After a 2-8 season last year we went 9-1, came in first in the division, outscored our opponents 270-80, and won the league superbowl. The kids and parents loved the system because everyone was involved in every playi.e. pulling , trapping, cutting everyone had an important job. 10-11 yr olds ran the super-power, the wedge, 6/7 g, the 6/7c, the criss-cross, the trap, and the sprint series. We also made afew plays up like the fake wedge reverse, the option, and the 6g fb option pass. If these kids can learn the plays (no changes were made from your playbook) any high school or jr high team can. A tape will be enroute shortly. Hope your season went well. Coach Greg Cheverier, West Hartford, Connecticut"
 
*********** Coach, I came across this job opening today and want to ask you a few questions about it... "The Eidsvoll 1814s, a semi-pro team in Norway, are currently searching for a head coach for the upcoming season." Do I have enough experience to be considered for a job like this? Do you know anything about this team? Enjoy the rest of the Holiday. Thanks, ---
 
Coach, I would imagine that (with your couple of years' experience as a head coach at an American high school ) you would have enough experience for such a "job." I put the word "job" in quotes because, although I don't know anything about this team, I do know that in most of Scandinavia American football is really basic, and I would be surprised if there is much in the way of serious pay involved. Consequently, these jobs are usually for retired guys with another income, or young single guys with no fixed expenses.
 
There is nothing in Europe comparable to our highly-structured system of taxpayer-subsidized high school and college sports with their paid coaches and top-notch equipment. The idea of paying coaches, except at the higher levels of the more popular sports - soccer and ice hockey - is rare in Europe.
 
Clubs actually have to go out and raise the funds, through sponsorships and whatnot, to operate. The more funds they can raise, the more they can offer an American coach.
 
Typically, the deal would include air fare (usually just for one person), room and two or three meals a day, and perhaps a little walking-around money. Make sure the room has a TV - cable if possible - and VCR. A telephone is normal (long distance can be very expensive) and a refrigerator is desirable. If the apartment has a kitchen, so much the better. A washer-drier is not common, nor are laundramats. Maybe, if you can negotiate it, you can get the use of a car, and maybe even a gas allowance, although rental cars and gas (dispensed in litres but working out to roughly 4-5 dollars a gallon) are quite expensive in Europe. Some teams may throw in a little bonus of a side-trip if there are any open weekends in the schedule.
 
When you negotiate, be sure to consider all these things, because if you don't ask, they won't automaticlaly be included in the deal.
 
Whatever you do, though, ask for as much up front as possible, because even though Scandinavian people are highly trustworthy as a rule, if they are inexperienced with operating a football team they can sometimes get stars in their eyes and think that they are going to be bringing in more money than they actually will.
 
But as for your qualifications - no problem!
 
*********** I am truly disappointed you could name but one Texas QB from the past. Surely you've heard of Duke Carlisle, Marv Kristynik, Marty Akins or even Rick McIvor? Maybe the name Bill Bradley (former all-pro DB with the Eagles) rings a bell? "Super Bill" was UT's signal caller in 1966 and 67 and was the first Wishbone QB in 1968 before he was moved into the secondary. Guess that shows what a great QB Bill was. White Snyder, Baytown, Texas I have heard of all the "great" Texas QB's you mentioned, including Super Bill Bradley. (I deliberately didn't rub it in by mentioning Bill Musgrave, Akili Smith and Tony Graziani, three other Ducks who have drawn NFL paychecks as quarterbacks.)
 
*********** Maybe it will catch on as the newest way to celebrate a win. Security at the Motor City Bowl grabbed the Gatorade before the Marshall players could douse coach Bob Pruett and poured it down the drain. What a great idea.
 
*********** Aargh! Speaking of the Motor City Bowl... Anybody hear Pam Ward, back for another try at screwing up a good game in the interest of gender equity? She sounds like a 10-year-old boy calling the game, and I doubt that it would help all that much, but it probably would sound better if she would pay attention the whole time. I am referring to a call she made, long after Marshall had tackled the Cincinnati tailback in the end zone. Sounding as if she had looked up from the soap opera she was watching on the little TV set in the press box to disover that the football game was still going on, the runner had been tackled in the end zone, the referee had signalled a score, and the Marshall defenders were celebrating: "And that... is.. a Marshall... safety." Sorry. Football is a man's game. One of the few left. It ought not to be used as an equal-opportunity hiring program for female announcers. You network guys - you heard of women's sports? Let Ms. Ward call them.
 
*********** Graphic artists wanted! Report to the Pontiac Silverdome in time for next year's Motor City Bowl. You are needed to do a better job of covering the Detroit Lions' logo on the big helmet at midfield than they did this year. I don't know why they have to do it at all, but the people who did it this year painted over the lion in a gray shape that looked as if we were getting an X-ray look inside the helmet at someone's brain.
 
*********** THIS RAN BACK IN AUGUST: Anybody watch "The Season" last night? Actually, it was a two-part documentary that ran Monday and Tuesday night on ESPN. I missed it on Monday night, but thanks to Coach John Torres of California, who e-mailed me about it, I was able to catch last night's second part. It was filmed last year as a young Pennsylvania high school coach, Mike Pettine, Jr., was in the process of taking his school, North Penn High of Lansdale, to its best record in history. We joined in last night as North Penn, 9-0, headed into its final game against perennial power Central Bucks West. Central Bucks West, also 9-0, was two-time defending state 4A champion, and hadn't lost a game in three years. In fact, Coach Pettine had gone to school at Central Bucks West, and had worked on the C.B. West staff. It goes deeper than that, even: the Central Bucks West coach was his dad, Mike Pettine, Sr., winningest coach in Pennsylvania history. (I know a little of the background here, having worked with a coach in their league, Doug Moister, who ran the Double-Wing at Abington High, back in 1995. Doug is a good coach and a good man, but he didn't have close to the material, the facilities, or the community, parental or administrative support of C. B. West or North Penn; yet he always put a tough team on the field, and in 1997, he gave C.B. West their only scare of the season, controlling the ball for a little over an entire period. It is a matter of some pride to me that Mike Pettine, Sr, asked Doug to show him the wedge play.) "The Season" was really well done, with plenty of real football stuff - on the field and behind the scenes - to satisfy us hard-core coaching types, and just enough of the daily life of the kids and their parents, and just enough of the Pettine father-son story to throw a bone to those who aren't so hard-core. Although people may have been shocked by the number of the kids' F-bombs that had to be bleeped in the pre-game locker room, I was nonetheless impressed by their fiery passion (which many apathetic, laid-back West Coast kids would benefit from seeing), and by the kind of leadership shown by North Penn's senior captains, who called every teammate the night before a game ("bed check," they told them). Those kids cared. I also was moved by an interview with the father of North Penn's star running back, Hikee Johnson. Mom had moved the family to Pennsylvania to get Hikee away from the bad influences of the Newark, New Jersey neighborhood where they'd lived. Didn't want him to wind up like his dad. Under prodding by the interviewer, she reluctantly admitted that Dad was in a New Jersey prison. Dad, as it turned out, was released just prior to his son's season-ending game (in case you hadn't noticed, I'm not going to tell you how it all turned out, because ESPN reruns everything), and after the game, he sat at the dining room table looking in amazement at his son, sitting there next to him. It had been a long time since he'd seen his "little boy," and, visibly moved, he turned to the camera and said, "this football thing is just a plus for me - because he's a man." I reprinted this because "The Season" will run in its entirety - both parts - Saturday, December 30 at 4:30 Eastern/1:30 Pacific on ESPN2.
 
*********** You had to be impressed with North Carolina State's incredible comeback from 24 points down to defeat Minnesota, 38-30. And you had to get tired of listening to the announcers tell us how tired Minnesota's Tellis Redmon had to be. Redmon ran for over 250 yards on more than 40 carries, but from the start of the second half, when N.C. State's defense appeared to be making things tough for him, the announcers seemed to decide that it was because he was getting tired, and that's all they harped on the rest of the way. Any time he was tackled at the line of scrimmage, it was because his legs were heavy; if he broke away for a long gain, he was "running on fumes." Forget the fact the N.C. State may have adjusted defensively, and their players may have strapped it on a little tighter. And as for a runner getting tired - as John McKay once said, when someone asked if wasn't afraid O.J. Simpson would get tired from carrying the ball so much, "the ball's not heavy."
 
*********** Joe Gilliam died on Christmas Day. He was 50 years old. It is hard to believe that he is gone. He could have accomplished so much. He was starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 70's, when they were on their way to becoming the best team in football. He was a young black man out of Tennessee State, and only the third black man (besides Marlin Briscoe of the Broncos and James Harris of the Rams) to start at quarterback for an NFL team. What is sad is how good he could have been; how much he could have emulated Jackie Robinson as a pioneer; how hard his life's ups and downs had to be on his dad. Joe Gilliam ("Jefferson Street Joe," as Don Meredith called him, after the street that runs through the Tennessee State campus in Nashville) was talented and flamboyant, but he never could handle success - or failure - and he fell into a life of alcohol, drugs and homelessness as his life spiralled downward. Finally, he seemed to have his life together, when he died of an apparent heart attack while watching football with some friends. My heart goes out to his dad, Joe Sr., a long-time assistant coach at Tennessee State, who knew that his son was headed in the right direction finally, and wanted dearly for him to get things straightened out, but refused to ever make excuses for him. Dad said Joe, Jr. could return home any time he wanted, provided he was ready to go straight. Until then, though, he was on his own. "I learned early on," he told the New York Times, "that the one thing you cannot do is be an enabler for an addict." You have to feel for any parent who experiences the loss of a child, and you can feel the elder Gilliam's pain when he passes along the lesson he learned from his son's tragic life. "Everybody makes mistakes," he told the Times' William Rhoden. "It behooves those of us who make fewer mistakes to be tolerant of those who make more mistakes. Maybe we have better judgment. Maybe we have better discipline. That does not make us better people. That makes us luckier people."
 
December 27- "Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the mastery of fear."  Mark Twain

*********** I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. We spent ours hosting several of our kids and grandkids, as well as our son's newly-acquired in-laws from Australia. Australians are so much trouble to host. Their biggest problem is they don't laugh very much. (I am kidding, if you didn't guess.) Yesterday was "Boxing Day," traditionally a big day in Australia, on which they are used to visiting, barbecuing, and watching the cricket test matches on TV (a test match, essentially, is an international match). We couldn't offer them cricket on TV, and it was a little chilly to be sitting outside around barbie so they went ahead and cooked up a traditional family dinner for us. Our new daughter-in-law Michelle did a roast of lamb, followed by a special dessert called Pavlova (or, in their way of giving everything a nickname, "Pav"), a meringue pie crust filled with whipped cream and strawberries. The perfect guests, the Aussies also provided the "VB" or "Vic Bitter," their name for Victoria Bitter, possibly the best selling, uh, adult beverage in the Land Down Under.

*********** "Well, you don't have to get snippy..." The Patriots had already given their concession speech, and the election-night party was well under way in the victorious Dolphin headquarters - er, locker room - when what to Dave Wannstedt's wondering eyes should appear but... the referee, telling the Dolphins that the result was being contested. Actually, he was saying that there were three seconds remaining on the clock. So thirty-five minutes after the game was over, the teams had to return to the field - some of the players in their shower clogs - while the ballots were inspected for dimpled chads. Actually, it was a lot easier than that - all they had to do was run the clock out. Following one last desperation Patriot play, the Dolphins still won the recount and the AFC East title.

*********** What a great Christmas surprise! A couple of days before Christmas, I opened a large envelope from a college classmate and teammate named Harry Olivar. He's an attorney in Los Angeles, and his dad was Jordan Olivar, our head coach at Yale. Coach Olivar (his friends called him "Ollie" but I never had that privilege) died in 1991. He was a wonderful man and a heckuva football coach, and I asked Harry when I saw him at a team reunion back in October if he'd be good enough to furnish me with some biographical info about his dad. He agreed, but he's a busy man and couldn't commit to a deadline, so when I started to open his envelope, I didn't know what to expect. Once I saw what Harry had sent, though, it was obvious that I was on to something. It was a treasury of information, including some rather humorous stories involving a man I'd only known as rather olympian, very composed and professional in everything he said and did. Soon enough, thanks to the generosity of a son whose love for his dad is obvious, I hope to share with you a side of a remarkable man that I'd never seen.

Now, just to let you know a little something about Jordan Olivar and his brand of football, here is a sampling of his Belly Series...

A young coach who'd been hearing the term "belly" used and didn't know what it referred to, had the guts to ask me recently what it meant. (I guess it takes a certain amount of guts, because it's amazing how many guys won't ask these questions because they're afraid they'll look stupid.) This was an easy one for me, because this is what we ran in college. I wish I'd paid better attention back then, but I did save a lot of my game plans, and I do have the book my coach published.

The word "Belly Series" or "Belly-T" or "Belly Option" came about during the 1950's, when people began running an offense in which the QB would place the ball in the fullback's belly but hang onto it while the fullback cradled it for a few steps; then, he would either give it to the fullback - and then either fake to the opposite halfback off tackle or, occasionally, an fake an option - or pull it out of the fullback's gut and hand it to the opposite halfback (or run an option, or play-action pass, or counter) while the defense ganged up on the fullback, who no longer had the ball.

In the sense that the Belly was series football, with one play setting up another, it was not unlike what we do. A simple illustration of this series concept is shown above against a 50 defense, popular even then.

Shown on the LEFT is the basic Inside Fullback Belly play, whose purpose was to make the inside linebackers and playside tackle so fullback-conscious that they would begin to tackle him even when he didn't have the ball.

There were several ways of blocking the basic fullback belly, and it was the responsibility of the offensive tackles to recognize the defenses and call the most effective blocking against it. (The backside tackle made a "dummy" call to keep defenses guessing.)

Once the threat of the fullback was established, a great complement to it was the halfback off-tackle (RIGHT). Notice how this took advantage of a "50" defense whose inside LBer and playside tackle had begun to overplay the fullback.

The Belly Series was a very deceptive offensive innovation and in its early stages, until officials became accustomed to seeing it, there were a lot of touchdowns called back because officials blew the whistle thinking that they'd seen the man with the ball being tackled, while the real ball carrier was way upfield.

Coaches Bobby Dodd at Georgia Tech and Jordan Olivar at Yale were considered among the leading proponents of the Belly-T. Both wrote books that would be very helpful to anyone interested in learning more about the offense.

The Belly Series is by no means dead; the inside and outside Belly are key components in the Delaware Wing-T, and around the country you can still find people who drive opponents nuts with it. I have a book of AFCA clinic notes from 1975 which contains an article by Coach Vince O'Connor of St. Francis Prep in Brooklyn, New York. It was entitled, "Twenty Years With the Belly Offense." I read an article in USA Today this past fall about Coach O'Connor, who is still coaching, still at St. Francis Prep, and still running the Belly. The winningest active coach in the state of Oregon is Dewey Sullivan, of Dayton. He is still going strong and still running the Belly-T. I played him a couple of times several years ago, and I can tell you that his teams were very hard to defend against. He bought a copy of my tape a few years back and paid me one of the highest compliments I've ever received: he told me that if he didn't run the offense he was running, he would run mine.

*********** Quick scouting report on Oregon, as I promised Longhorn fan Whit Snyder: Oregon does not have Texas' tradition, but at one position - quarterback - I would put Norm Van Brocklin, Dan Fouts and Chris Miller up against anything Texas has produced, which besides Bobby Layne I am at a loss to name. This year's Oregon QB is Joey Harrington. He is a 6-4, 220 pound sophomore, who can throw any kind of pass called for - he can lob it, drill it, throw it deep, put a little touch on it. When he is on, the Ducks are very hard to beat. When he is off - and it has happened - the Ducks are beatable. Of course, they have only lost twice - once, in the second game of the season to Wisconsin, 27-23, as the Badgers' Michael Bennett ran for 290 yards, and again in the final game of the season to Oregon State. (Harrington threw five interceptions against the Beavers.) Harrington has an excellent crew of receivers, including wide-outs Marshaun Tucker and Keenan Howry and tight end LaCorey Collins, a former California high school Player of the Year. Complementing the Ducks' passing game is a running game consisting chiefly of Maurice Morris, a two-time JC All-American who hails originally from Chester, South Carolina. Morris is good, but by himself he is not enough. The Ducks' success depends on (1) Joey Harrington; (2) Joey Harrington; (3) Joey Harrington. Harrington is a graduate of Portland's Central Catholic High whose dad, John, was a Ducks' quarterback and a high school coach. Backing him up is 6-4, 220-pound senior A. J. Feeley, also an Oregon native who until Harrington burst onto the scene was projected as the Ducks' QB of the future. Unlike Texas, there is no QB controversy, although there could have been. In my opinion, Oregon coach Mike Bellotti has handled a potentially difficult two-QB situation far better than Mack Brown, and Feeley, who is quite capable of stepping in and leading the club, has handled it with a lot of class and aplomb. On defense, I think the Ducks' best player is 6-4, 245-pound linebacker Matt Smith, the 1993 Oregon class 4A high school Player of the Year who originally signed with Stanford, then signed to play baseball with the Kansas City Royals and disappeared into the Kansas City system for five years until deciding to return to college and football. Defensive end Saul Patu, at 6-3, 265, stands out on the defensive line; Rashad Bauman is one of the better cornerbacks in the country. Bottom Line: The Ducks sailed into the season-ending game against Oregon State with a 9-1 record which included a win over Washington (the only loss the Huskies have suffered). Had they beaten Oregon State, the Ducks would have gone to the Rose Bowl. They didn't, and for a while, until Oregon State made it into the Fiesta Bowl, it looked as if they would be shipped off to one of those bogus Christmas Day bowls in Hawaii that nobody attends. I suspect it has been a bit of a downer down Duckville way ever since the Beaver game, and the Ducks haven't recovered the attitude that carried them through their first ten games, they could get hammered.

*********** Ever clicked on a link to a site only to find that it hasn't been updated in months? Or, maybe, that it no longer even exists? With gazillions of people opening their own web sites and then finding out how much work is involved in keeping one up, there are quite a few of these deserted sites. There is actually a site devoted to vacant oir untended web sites - www.ghostsites.com.

 

*********** I don't usually get all that excited about any game in which players display the decals of more than one college pasted on their helmets in random fashion, but while watching the last minute of the Blue-Gray game on Christmas Day, I saw one of the greatest catches I've ever seen. And doggone if it wasn't made by one Richmond Flowers, of Tennessee-Chattanooga. His dad, also named Richmond Flowers, was a state champion hurdler and all-state football player back in the late 60's at Sidney Lanier High in Montgomery, Alabama, where his dad - also named Richmond Flowers - was a bigwig in Alabama politics. I vaguely recall something about the elder Mr. Flowers, who was considered somewhat moderate racially, coming under attack by segregationsts, to the point that his son passed up playing at Alabama and went instead to Tennessee, and a career as an outstanding football player and a national-class track performer. He was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the second round, and played five years in the NFL with the Cowboys and the Giants, as a defensive back and kick returner. But back to the present, and our third-generation Mr. Flowers who made the great catch. He started out at Duke but for some transferred to UT-Chattanooga. From the looks of things, and from Duke's sorry record the last couple of years, it was Duke's loss.

*********** Bob Miller, popular DJ of Portland station KEX, noting that "steak and upside-down-tart" were on the menu when President Clinton and President-elect Bush dined at the White House recently, said "In the Clinton White House you shouldn't be surprised to find an upside-down tart somewhere."

*********** Scott Barnes, a coaching friend from Rockwall Texas, wrote to tell me he's taking his wife, Joan, to New Orleans for New Year's Eve, and staying at the (very posh) Fairmont Hotel. I asked him if he was going to drive up to the front door in his butt-kicking pickup truck, and here's how he answered: hey..nuthin' but first class for my gal! I'm not even makin' her fly Southwest! That's the small upside of having to live with me the rest of the year! ha.. but the real reason is what she did for this year's annual "Christmas Village" we set up in our house..we started it the year we got married and added a house or church or barn or "something" each year..it's a pretty nice ceramic village - well, this year she went and added a darn football stadium! Now that doesn't sound like a big deal unless you know my wife - she and I are what you might want to call, opposites..she goes to the mall on Super Bowl Sunday! just doesn't get that whole football thing! But she knows I love it, so she supports me and the boys (probably the only team mom that can't tell ya how many yds it takes to get a first down, but throws one hell of an end of season party!..and always makes sure the little heathens have their snacks!)- it was quite the gesture to add the stadium to our beloved little ceramic town! So she gets a trip to the Big Easy! Hey..any excuse, huh?"
 
*********** From the BUFFALO NEWS - "A Skate In the Park", by David B. Lukow- "Frustrated athletes need not apply. There are no coaching positions available. The Pipe Dreams Skate Park, located on Bryant and Stratton Way in Clarence, is a kid's paradise. The pressure that comes with participating in team sports is virtually non existent within its walls or on its ramps. Individuality, which is taboo when you're part of a team, is celebrated. "This type of skating is popular, because many kids aren't interested in team sports" Carol Dimarco, who owns Pipe Dreams said. "It's more of an individual sport. There isn't the pressure that comes from a team. A lot of these kids have tried other sports. This is what they like." Coaching is offered, but DiMarco doesn't go overboard. You won't have to worry about some Bobby Knight wannabe getting in your child's face. "We do offer lessons, the basics are taught by upper-level participants" DiMarco said. "There isn't any certification required, but it's not as easy as it looks. We try to teach the basics. If they know what they're doing, they'll have more fun." (Thanks for the tip to Jason Beckman, Amherst, New York, who adds, "GIVE ME A BREAK !!!!!!!")
 
*********** Back in September, a few "students" from Mohave High in Las Vegas stole an English bulldog from the backyard of a student who attended Centennial, a rival school. It so happened that the dog, named Blu, was Centennial's mascot, and the two dognappers had evil things planned. Taking their captive to a nearby elementary school, they pitted it against a pit bull belonging to another "student." While a crowd of more than 20 "students" looked on, the pit bull savagely attacked the bulldog, following which the "students" left it, bleeding and soaked from sprinklers and dressed in a Mohave tee-shirt, tied to a stake in the middle of Centennial's football field, the morning of the football game between the two schools. Despite a veterinarian's fears that the dog might not survive the ordeal, she did manage to live, and boy, did justice prevail! Three of the "students" got seven days in jail. Another got two days in jail. But wait - we're not finished. We're also talking community service, probation, and counseling. And - here's the real killer - two of the "students" who kidnapped the bulldog had to - gasp! - write apologies! Now, if I were a judge, I would have dispensed with all the community service and sentenced the "students" to play tailback - ten carries each - in a specially-scheduled game against Centennial's varsity. With JV blocking.
 

*********** Speaking of Whit Snyder down there in Baytown, he and his Texas Longhorn buddies will like this one: http://www.virtually-anywhere.com/utfootball/index.html - It is one of the coolest football sites I have ever seen, a virtual look at Texas football and the Longhorns' program, including panoramic views (move your cursor and get a 360-degree look) at such things as the Stadium, Bevo the Longhorn Steer, the lockerroom, the weight room, the training room, the players' lounge. Zoom in for a closer look if you'd like. Listen to the band play "The Eyes of Texas" after a game. Ah'm tellin' ya- it's one heck of a recruiting tool. According to the description of the players' lounge, the room is equipped with a kitchenette, a large screen television, a billiards table, comfortable furniture, a stereo system and a video games system, and - are you paying attention, Minnesota? - phones. Pay phones.

 
*********** "You should know that the tackling techniques and drills in your tape really helped me in my efforts to not only teach my players how to tackle, but also to teach my assistant coaches (all volunteers) how to teach it properly and safely. Our hand shield tackling drills were done almost every day, right after our warmups. We would split into four lines and have everyone rotate through 3 or 4 times tackling, then change it up to blocking. As a result, our tackling improved dramatically, even among the smaller kids who would normally shy away from contact. One by-product of using the hand shields is that the thickness of the shield forces the tackler to over-emphasize the wrap and lock (he has to try harder to get his arms all the way around and squeeze). This is a great instructional tape, not just for youth football, but for all football." Eddie Hughes, Alpharetta, Georgia
 
*********** "Jamaicans are not afraid to lick the child if he be rude or out of order." Muriel Meggie, General Colin Powell's 65-year-old Jamaican cousin, explaining how General Powell's being raised by Jamaican immigrants contributed to his success.
 
*********** FIELD GOAL PATROL - There were no NFL games last weekend in which no field goals were attempted. In fact, only three teams - the Saints, the Chargers and the Cowboys - didn't attempt a field goal. At least the Chargers and the Saints were able to score touchdowns - three apiece. The Cowboys were Royal Flushed - unable to score a touchdown or even attempt a field goal. The NFL kickers as a whole were 77 per cent accurate, under 80 per cent for the second week in a row, but still more accurate than most NBA teams are at shooting free throws. Washington's Eddie Murray missed one, as usual, with a coach's job on the line, but at least the Redskins won. The mighty Chicago Bears knocked the Detroit Lions out of the playoffs thanks to a thrilling 54-yard field goal with :02 remaining. Actually, the real scandal in the NFL - even worse than the way they turn their offenses over the the kickers whenever the game is on the line - is the pathetic running games of most teams. Listen to this- 13 of the 30 teams in "action" last weekend were unable to rush for so much as 100 yards. In only three of the 15 games were both teams able to rush for 100 yards or more. Not worth working on the running game? How about this: in every single NFL game last weekend, the winner outrushed the loser!
 
December 22 - "You can hire peoples' hands and backs, but they must volunteer their hearts and minds." Steven Covey

MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS WISH FOR FOOTBALL COACHES EVERYWHERE: May you have.... Parents who recognize that you are the football expert; who stand back and let you coach their kids; who know their kids' limitations and don't expect them to start unless in your opinion they are better than the other kids; who don't sit in the stands and openly criticize their kids' teammates; who don't think it's your job to get their kid an athletic scholarship; who schedule their vacations so their kids won't miss any practices; who know that your rules apply to everybody, and are not designed just to pick on their kid... A community that can recognize a year when even Vince Lombardi himself would have trouble getting your kids to line up straight... Opponents who are fun to play against; who love and respect the game and its rules as much as you do, and refuse to let their kids act like jerks... Students who want to be in your class and want to learn; who laugh at your jokes and turn their work in on time... Freshmen who listen carefully, hear everything you say and understand all instructions the first time... Officials who will address you and your kids respectfully; who know and respect the rulebook; who will have as little effect on the game as possible; who will let you step a yard onto the playing field without snarling at you... Newspaper reporters who understand the game, always quote you accurately, and know when not to quote you at all... A school district that provides you with a budget sufficient to run a competitive program... A superintendent who schedules teachers' workdays so that coaches don't have to miss any practices... An athletic director who has been a coach himelf and knows what you need to be successful and knows that one of those things is not another head coach in the AD's office; who can say "No" to the bigger schools that want you on their schedules; who understands deep down that all sports are not equal... Assistants who love the game as much as you do, buy completely into your philosophy, put in the time in the off-season, and are eager to learn everything they can about what you are doing... A booster club that puts its money back into the sports that earn it.... A principal who figures that when there is a teachers' position open, the applicant who is qualified to be an assistant coach deserves extra consideration; who doesn't come in to evaluate you on game day; who makes weight-training classes available to football players first, before opening them up to the general student body; who knows that during the season you are very busy, and heads off parent complaints so that you don't have to waste your time dealing with them; who can tell you in the morning in five minutes what took place in yesterday afternoon's two-hour-long faculty meeting... A faculty that will notify you as soon as a player starts screwing off or causing problems in class, and will trust you to handle it without having to notify the administration... A basketball coach who encourages kids to play football and doesn't discourage them from lifting, or hold "open gym" every night after football practice... A baseball coach who encourages kids to play football and doesn't have them involved in tournaments that are still going on into late August... A wrestling coach who encourages kids to play football and doesn't ask your promising 215-pound sophomore guard to wrestle at 178... A class schedule that gives you and at least your top assistant the same prep period... Doctors that don't automatically tell kids with little aches and pains to stay out of football for two weeks, even when there's nothing wrong with them... Cheerleaders who occasionally turn their backs to the crowd and actually watch the game; who understand the game - and like it... A couple of transfers who play just the positions where you need help... A country that appreciates the good that football - and football coaches - can do for its young men... A chance, like the one I've had, to get to know coaches all over the country and find out what great people they are... The wisdom to "Make the Big Time Where You Are" - to stop worrying about the next job and appreciate the one you have -... Children of your own who love, respect and try to bring honor to their family in everything they do... A wife like mine, who understands how much football means to you... Motivated, disciplined, coachable players who love the game of football and love being around other guys who do, too - players like the ones I've been blessed with. Merry Christmas.

 

"STRONG AS STEEL" was the headline over his picture in a 1960 football magazine naming him a pre-season All-American end, although "IRON" would become the metal more often used in descriptions of him. He was the son of an Aliquippa, Pennsylvania steelworker and he played his college ball at Pitt, which he chose ahead of Penn State and Notre Dame. If he even looks tough taking a drink of water - that's a bandage on his nose - it's because he was. (Still is, in fact). He was a great two-way player, a prototype tight end (although the name for the position hadn't really been invented yet) at 6-3, 215, and a ferocious defensive end. He was NFL Rookie of the Year in 1961 and went on to be a great professional tight end for Chicago, Philadelphia and Dallas. He was renowned for his fiery competitiveness both as a player and as a coach. He is Mike Ditka - "DITKUH" of Saturday Night Live fame, feared coach of "DA BEARSS", and "Iron Mike", the man whose personality was a perfect fit with the football fans of Chicago, who will never forget him for coaching the Bears of Payton, McMahon, Dent, Singletary, Hampton, Fencik, Plank, etc. to a Super Bowl win.

Correctly Identifying "Iron Mike" - Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota... Bill Lawlor- Elk Grove Village, Illinois ("Everyone must know that it's "Da Coach" Iron Mike Ditka......even an idiot like myself got that one. Great end, whom I never had the pleasure to watch live but I remember him ranting on the sidelines when I watched my favorite team (The Dallas Cowboys) of the 1970's. I believe he was the special teams coach and maybe an offensive assistant as well??? I remember one game when coach Landry had to restrain Mike, and asking my dad, "What is wrong with that coach?")... Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois (You shouldn't have any trouble getting answers from Chicagoland to this week's trivia. That's Mike Ditka. In addition to his football exploits, he is quite the eloquent speaker. My favorite quote of his was when he was referring to "Papa Bear" George Halas' well earned reputation for fiscal restraint. Ditka said, "Mr. Halas throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers."... Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin... Bill Nelson- West Burlington, Iowa... John Bothe- Oregon, Illinois... Dan King- Evans, Georgia ("Coach, "Iron Mike" Ditka was one of the first tight ends to make the NFL Hall of Fame.")... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana... Steve Staker- Fredericksburg, Iowa... Bert Ford- Los Angeles... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island ("I think you threw a high hanging changeup with this week's trivia question. Or maybe just an early Christmas present.")... David Crump- Owensboro, Kentucky ("I used to love to watch him play for the Bears. He was a fierce competitor. I watched him every week. The CBS affiliate out of Evansville carried the "Bearss" games every week. I saw about every game of his career except when he went to Dallas at the end of his career.")... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Greg Koenig- Las Animas, Colorado... Dennis Metzger- Connersville, Indiana ("Played for "da Bears" and later the Cowboys. As head coach, he led "da Bears" to Walter Payton's Super Bowl victory.")... Tom Hensch- Staten Island, New York... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois... Ross Woody- Vallejo, California... Lou Orlando- Sudbury, Massachusetts... Sam Knopik- Moberly, Missouri... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York... Scott Barnes- Rockwall, Texas... Bill Shine- Van Nuys, California... Nick Capaldo- Keokuk, Iowa... Joe Daniels- Sacramento, California... Dwayne Pierce- Washington, D.C.... Doug Gibson- Naperville, Illinois ("Sure wish he was still the Bears' Coach.")...

*********** Answer to Wednesday's Quick Quiz: There is one SEC team that Bear Bryant, great as he was, could never beat. Answer: Alabama!!! (In case you didn't know, Coach Bryant is most famous for the national titles he won at Alabama, but before that he coached at Texas A & M, and before that at Kentucky, where he failed to beat Alabama in two tries.)

*********** In college football, it is fairly common for a small school to visit a big school and absorb a beating in order to take home a big check; in basketball roughly the same thing happens, except that the beating doesn't leave as many bruises. So it was a bit of a twist Tuesday night when big-time Duke visited Portland to play the University of Portland Pilots. The U of P is a small Catholic school which turns out an NBA player once every generation or so, and other than the odd Oregon or Oregon State home game brought up the road to the big city, the locals don't get many opportunities to see big-time basketball (unless you count the NBA). As a result, a chance to see the nation's top-ranked team drew more than 15,000 people to the Rose Garden and earned a pile for the Pilots. It was the largest crowd in the history of Oregon to watch a college basketball game, and at least five times the size of a good crowd for Portland, which drew 833 to watch it play Sacramento State only three nights before. The game was arranged because of a promise Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski made to Mike Dunleavy, Jr. (whose dad coaches the Trail Blazers, and hosted the Duke team for dinner Monday night) when he recruited him out of Beaverton, Oregon's Jesuit High two years ago. He promised, as he does all his recruits, that Duke would play a game in Dunleavy's home town. It is not a hard promise for Coach K to keep. There isn't a school in the country that wouldn't like to have a home game against the Blue Devils.

*********** Jack Reed, author of numerous books on youth sports, is a West Pointer. Jack also is his own man, and speaks his mind, and doesn't have a lot of use for a lot of the people in the Pentagon, most of who have worked their way to the top by playing politics - sucking up, and avoiding making any career mistakes by avoiding having to make tough decisions. As a result, the higher-ups often tend not to be warrior types - those guys are out in the field carrying out their orders. Of course, it bothers Jack as it does most military people, but it doesn't worry him. He figures that anybody we'd have to fight has the same bureaucracy at the top as we do. As a result, he says, "it's our bureaucrats against their bureaucrats."

*********** Coach, Just thought I would drop you a note to let you know how the Huskies fared this year running the double wing. Sorry I didn't update you during the season but I tend to have that "deer in the headlights" look throughout the season.

Although our record was not as I had hoped (5-5), the team really enjoyed the offense. I was amazed at its adaptability. We basically ran from tight all year and were quite successful in the running game in all but one game. Our best and most physical lineman was about 178 pounds and we consistently faced opposition of 230 lbs per man across the front. That said, for the most part we were able to play ball control and limit other teams opportunities. I really enjoyed the trap and 6-G. It seemed that whenever we pulled one of those out that it was a huge gain. I did get frustrated with the offense on occassion but that was more a product of my inability to recognize and exploit my opponents weaknesses as opposed to the sets limitations. I am a definite convert and can't wait to learn more.

Usually by now I would be getting pumped up for next year but I am not sure when I will get the opportunity to coach again. I am leaving on January 3 to attend Army Officer Candidate School - seems I'm going to be an Armor Officer. I have always wanted to serve my country as an officer (already experienced the enlisted route). More so though, I really want some experiences to share with the young men that I hope to coach some day. Talking with veteran coaches such as yourself has made me realize that coaching is a lot more than the x's and o's. I need to be able to bring more to the table than my knowledge of football. The best coaches seem to be the ones that can impart wisdom that they have attained throughout the years in several arenas. Additionally, I'm hoping to use the time to get certified. I've got the bachelors but not the pesky certification.

I plan on utilizing your site throughout the years and look forward to being able to purchase some more of your instructional tapes. For now though, I am preparing for a more urgent journey that will demand all of my attention. Good luck to you in all of your endeavors and I hope that your family has a fantastic holiday season. Glen Page, Salt Lake City, UT (Coach - and you've earned that title - What you are about to embark on is not a whole lot different from coaching, and a great deal of it will be transferrable to coaching whenever the opportunity presents itself again. You said yourself that you realize that coaching is more than knowing football. It comes down as much as anything to leadership. And you will undoubtedly find that leadership of men in uniform is every bit as important to an officer as knowledge of warfare and equipment. The knowledge you will acquire of the best ways to teach, discipline and motivate men will be of great help to our country in the short run and your coaching career in the long run. This is not a bad career move for someone who aspires to be a coach. Good luck and stay in touch!)
 
*********** Adam Wesoloski writes from Green Bay (actually neighboring DePere) Wisconsin to say that with another five inches of snow is expected right on the heels of five that just fell, and he'd be out at Lambeau Field shoveling right now if his wife weren't expecting any minute. He says it's very rare for Green Bay to have more than 20 inches of snow before Christmas, but I suspect it's been sent there by people from Duluth, upset at the way he dissed them (NEWS- December 6).
 
*********** I just got back from buying my tickets to Singapore, where, last I heard, they were still caning people like this... Mike Murray, a TV guy from Los Angeles, thought it was cool to buy a coach ticket on an airline, and then sneak up and sit in an empty seat in first class. "It was exhilarating," he told the Wall Street Journal's Eileen Daspin. "I felt like I'd robbed a bank." Wow. Talk about thrills. Kevin McDermott, a New Jersey engineer, told the Journal that "on principle" he never pays tolls on the Garden State Parkway. Instead, he just drives right through the automated toll lanes. See, in his view, the system is so bad, so inconvenient, that "you have to abuse it." The prospect of a $250 fine if he gets caught doesn't bother him, since he figures he's saved that much already by his cheating. This is the same sort of guy who will raise hell if he can't pick up the phone and get a cop over to his house within five minutes.
 
All over the country, people like this, people who believe they are better than the rest of us - people whose son has to play quarterback and start every game (except for the two he'll have to miss while they're away on vacation) and carry the ball on every play and get all the headlines - are contributing their own little bit to advancing anarchy, motivated by a sense of entitlement-on-steroids to rationalize what ought to be called what it is - theft. Whether it is "dine and dash" from what one person considers an overpriced restaurant, or sneaking onto a golf course that charges what they consider excessive greens fees, or thirty-year-olds getting into theaters using senior-citizen passes, or drivers pulling away from convenience stores without paying for gas, the me generation and its offspring are putting a new spin on capitalism. Don't pay the bastards, because they're just ripping us off, and they have plenty of money as it is, and the service sucks, anyhow. People think nothing of bringing back clothes they've already worn and asking a store - sometimes not even the store where they bought the clothes in the first place - for a refund. Perfectly healthy people park their cars in spaces reserved for the handicapped, even going so far as to hang counterfeit handicapped tags from their mirrors. Red lights are merely a suggestion. Restaurants have to bolt artwork to their walls to prevent patrons from stealing it. Mr. Murray (the low-class guy in First Class) boasted to The Journal about buying his way into a crowded nightclub by slipping the bouncer a tightly folded one-dollar bill - by the time the bouncer discovered it was only a dollar, Mr. Murray was safely inside.
 
What is going on here, anyhow? It is an epidemic - a national sickness in this Land of the Entitled. What we have done, of course, in this land of It's Not Your Fault, Everybody Has an Excuse, The Rich are Getting Richer On the Backs of the Poor, You're a Victim of Powerful Interests, You Are Entitled to Whatever You Want, and Anybody Can Be Whatever He/She Wants to Be is to give some incredibly selfish people all the cover they need. Listen to the way we soften the severity of criminal acts with the words we use: a person who commits a series of crimes has "made some mistakes"; a druggie has "made some poor choices"; young punks mug an old lady, and the headlines make them seem more benign, loveable almost, by referring to them as "teens" as if they spend most of their time down at the malt shop; graffiti is called "Tagging"; stealing a car is "unauthorized use." It's okay to release prisoners if they've only committed "Property Crimes". In other words, so long as they didn't pull the trigger when they held the gun on that clerk at the 7-11. Even "child abuse" doesn't sound quite so ugly as what child abusers actually do. We have, as Senator Daniel P. Moynihan of New York has observed, "defined deviancy down." Someone keeps sneaking into the churches in the middle of the night, erasing commandments from the tablets.
 
Hey - people who take or use something they haven't paid for are thieves, pure and simple, and should be labelled as such and treated as such. No community service or fines. Caning would be okay with me - Singapore has the right idea - but I would settle for 24 hours in the clink, because these people do the things they do precisely because they think they're better than the rest of us, and it would do them good to have to spend a little time in an atmosphere that is decidedly not first class, with people whom they consider beneath them. Guys, these spoiled brats - of all ages - are pushing us toward anarchy a whole lot faster than those idiots in the protests with their stupid masks and black outfits. Somebody has to have to moral "stones" to hold the line against them. One of the fundamental principles on which our economy - our society, in fact - is based is that people who don't like the price of something have a simple choice: take it or leave it. If we are to survive as a society, there can't be a third option.
 
*********** A high school football player on Long Island (that's New York) has been charged with third degree assault as a result of an incident in a game earlier this season. According to a video of the incident, he was double-teaming an opponent, but once the play proceeded upfield, and his partner in the double-team released, our guy continued to hold onto the defender's wrist. Well, actually, I guess you could say he did a little more than that. While still holding his opponent's wrist, he is accused of going on to deliver a karate chop to his elbow. Okay, okay - three karate chops. For that, he was ejected from the contest and suspended from the next game; his school extended the suspension for the remainder of the season. His opponent suffered a dislocated elbow and missed two games. The victim's dad is quoted in Long Island Newsday as saying, "My biggest fear is what would have happened if that was his neck? I don't want another parent to go through what I did that night in the ER." But listen to this comment by the alleged perp's lawyer: "This is football... the play was still in progress. You assume a certain amount of risk in any sport. As far as I can see (he) didn't do anything another football player wouldn't do." Yeah, right. How sick is it, anyhow, to know that there are people willing to say something like that about our sport, either because they really believe it, or because they think that there are enough potential jurors out there who do? (Thanks for the news tip to Rob Banzer, Brockport, New York)
 
*********** If you're down to that last, hard-to-buy-for person on your list, there's always a limited-edition set of ping-pong balls. I am not kidding. As proof that some people seem to need a good recession, last Friday's Wall Street Journal told of the curious art of a guy named Damien Hirst, who has "created" something he has titled "The Magnificent Seven." I don't know about magnificent - it is, as I said earlier, a set of ping-pong balls - but there are seven, as you may have guessed from the name. Each ball is plain, except for a single word (such as "Models," "Methods," or "Theories") inscribed on it. Sorry, the balls are not sold separately. You have to buy the whole set of seven, for $250. They're sold through the Gagosian Gallery, in New York. But you'd better hurry. The artist authorized only 1,500 sets. (The only thing that's holding me back: How do you spot a counterfeit?)
 
*********** WHIZZER WYATT'S CAN'T-MISS BOWL PREVIEW- (Please don't let little children see this). This is NOT meant as an enticement to gamble. Nothing is guaranteed. There are no warranties. I do not take bets. Please don't think less of me because on rare occasions I fall prey to the desire to add some excitement to my otherwise drab existence by wagering on young men playing games. Yes, I have seen the NCAA ads where the athletes call me, repeatedly, a fool. Everything I am doing is above board. I have never placed a bet with a bookie in my life. I happen to be fortunate enough to have some close friends and relatives vacationing in Las Vegas at this very moment, and they were gracious enough to take along a large suitcase full of $100 bills to bet on some sure things for me. I just thought my readers would appeciate if I shared my sure things and other expert opinions with them. (And by the way - would anyone care to join me in horsewhipping the buttheads who schedule four games at roughly the same time on New Year's Day? Starting, on the West Coast, at 8 AM?) Finally - if I have wagered against your favorite team, please do not take it personally - when you gamble the sums I do, it has to be a cold, hard business, with no room for sentimentality.
 

DATE

BOWL
TEAMS
VEGAS LINE
COMMENTS

12-20

Mobile Alabama

Southern Mississippi- TCU

USM + 7

Bet Won - With Dennis Franchione gone, I took USM & the points

12-21

Las Vegas

Arkansas-UNLV

Arkansas +1

Oops- No Bet, but I almost took the Hogs because they are, after all, SEC

12-24

Oahu

Georgia- Virginia

Virginia +9-1/2

I wouldn't touch any game in which both coaches are on the way out

12-25

Aloha

Arizona State-Boston College

BC + 3

No Bet - ASU is a much better team but it's Bruce Snyder's last game

12-27

Motor City

Cincinnati- Marshall

Marshall + 3-1/2

Betting on Marshall - I like Marshall in big games, and they've been here so often they should consider calling it the Marshall City Bowl

Galleryfurniture.com

East Carolina-Texas Tech

Pick 'em

No Bet - But I like Conference USA & I like ECU and besides, Texas Tech passes too much to suit me

12-28

Humanitarian

Boise State- UTEP

UTEP + 6-1/2

No Bet - Yes the game's in Boise, but UTEP has been a big surprise this year, and Boise's coach is headed to Arizona State

Music City

Mississippi-West Virginia

WVU + 4

Betting on Ole Miss - Last chance to see Don Nehlen coaching the Mountaineers, but last chance to watch Deuce McAllister play for the Rebs

MicronPC.com

Minnesota-NC State

NC State +3

Betting on NC State - several Minnesota players facing suspensions -I like NC State's frosh QB and I like the job the first-year coach has done

Insight.com

Iowa State-Pitt

Pick 'em

Betting on Iowa State - Pitt played Virginia Tech tough but only beat Temple 7-0; Iowa State's 3 losses were all to bowl teams

12-29

Liberty Bowl

Colorado State-Louisville

Louisville +1-1/2

No Bet - The most even game. Both teams are 9-2. Colorado State's 2 losses were by a total of 7 points; one of Louisville's, though, was to Florida State

Sun

UCLA-Wisconsin

UCLA + 4-1/2

No Bet - But I think Wisconsin will dominate physically; only 1 of the Bruins' last 7 opponents has scored less than 30 points on them

Peach

Georgia Tech-LSU

LSU + 8-1/2

No Bet - But I almost took GT - After a 2-2 start GT has won 7 straight - and they're playing this one in Atlanta

Holiday

Oregon-Texas

Oregon + 7

No Bet- I like the Ducks sentimentally, but UT has to remember its last visit to the West Coast when Stanford embarrassed the Horns - big-time

12-30

Alamo

Nebraska-Northwestern

NW + 14-1/2

No Bet - But this is, after all a bowl game, and this is, after all, Nebraska, and I don't think there'll be a lot of purple in the stands

12-31

Silicon Valley Classic

Air Force-Fresno State

Air Force + 1

No Bet - "Classic?" In its first year? Oh well - at least the Air Force offense will be fun to watch

Independence

Mississippi State-Texas A & M

State + 1

No Bet - Is this the "Maroon Uniforms With White Face-Masks Bowl" or the" Teams Coached by Jackie Sherrill Bowl?" I'm for the Bulldogs

1-1

Outback

Ohio State-South Carolina

USC + 5-1/2

No Bet - I almost bet on the Gamecocks, but then I realized that Ohio State, 1-2 in its last 3 home games, isn't playing this one in Columbus

Cotton

Kansas State-Tennessee

Tennessee + 3-1/2

No Bet - But I think KSU, having finally proved it can win a big one by beating Nebraska, will win this one, too. Tennessee ain't Oklahoma

Gator

Clemson-Virginia Tech

Clemson + 6-1/2

No Bet - If they're both healthy, you'll see 2 of the best players in the US in VT's Michael Vick and Clemson's Woodrow Dantzler.

Citrus

Auburn-Michigan

Auburn + 8

Betting on Michigan - Michigan's three losses have been by a combined 7 points; Auburn has struggled in its last 3 games (Ark., Ga., Ala.)

Rose

Purdue-Washington

UW + 1-1/2

No Bet - Purdue has 3 losses against the Huskies' 1,but since barely beating Oregon State 33-30, Huskies have played 6 straight bad-to-mediocre teams

Fiesta

Notre Dame-Oregon State

ND + 3

Betting on Notre Dame - Are you kidding me? Sure I want the Beavers to win, but this is Notre Dame - in a big game, where tradition matters!

1-2

Sugar

Florida-Miami

Florida +5-1/2

Betting on Miami - Listen- Miami may be the best team in the country! Yeah, they lost to Washington, but that was back in September

1-3

Orange

Florida State-Oklahoma

OU +12-1/2

Betting on Oklahoma - FSU will probably win. But The Sooners have won a bunch of must-win games, so I'll take 'em - but only with the points

*********** Just so you know I try what I write about... What you see on the left is a fresh-outta-da-oven (outta our oven!) turducken, sliced clean through. We had one sent to us by our son-in-law, Rob Love, who couldn't make it to our recent family wedding, preferring instead to remain in Durham, North Carolina and deal with power outages. He sent along the turducken in his place, and given oour choice between having the turducken and having Rob there, Rob would win out. Narrowly. The cross-section here reveals delicious white-meat turkey, cajun stuffing, chicken, duck and sausage, and an outer coating of cajun spices. To use the title of a cook book from down there in Cajun country - "Talk About Good!" Ah done tol' you 'bout a mont' ago where you kin git sum o' dat turducken fo' yo'self, but ah guess ahma have to tol' you some mo': Turducken 1 Turducken 2 Turducken 3

*********** "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercize thereof." Thanks to the badgering tactics of so-called "civil liberties" organizations, that simple statement, the first clause of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, has been twisted to mean that our schools now shut down for "Winter Holiday" instead of "Christmas vacation"; that there can be no manger scenes or even Christmas trees in public squares; that city bus drivers can't wear any sort of decorations on their clothing that might be connected with Christmas; that schools are more likely to deck the halls with drawings of Rudolph and Frosty, and "Rockin' around the Christmas Tree" is about as close as the "Winter Concert" gets to a Christmas carol - er, wintertime faith-based song.

Things have passed well beyond the point of nonsensical nuisance and far into the realm of harassment of Christianity. Come on - Congress has never come close to anything resembling an "establishment of religion" - requiring membership in a specific, state-approved religion in order to receive the full benefits of citizenship. No one is legally kept from voting or driving because of their religion; similarly, no one is deprived of a job and no one's kids are refused admission to public schools for religious reasons. No matter. The "civil liberties" activists and anti-Christians press on, attacking centuries-old American Christian-based traditions on the grounds that they make some people "feel uncomfortable."

The Constitution protects Americans from the tyranny of an established religion. That was a worthy goal of the Founding Fathers, and the constitutional protection has worked well. In fact, I don't recall Congress proposing any laws lately that would deprive any citizens of any basic rights, unless somewhere hidden away in the Constitution where I can't find it is a "right not to feel uncomfortable." So, whatever your religion - Merry Christmas to you.
 
Oh yes - and just to show what a tolerant guy I am - a Happy Winter Solstice, to all our Wiccan friends.
 
December 20 - "Life is war, and the part of man in it is to be strong." Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

 

*********** Of course Alex Rodriguez is worth the $250,000,000 he's going to be paid over the next 10 years! Wouldn't you rather the money go to pay one shortstop than be wasted on such things as a full set of equipment for every high school football player in the United States?... 2,000 median-priced homes for 2000 young families around the U.S?... 2000 all-expenses-paid Ivy-League educations - tuition, room, board - for four years?... 50,000 first-class round-the-world trips?... Enough gas - if you'd rather drive - to take an average car and driver around the world 346 times?... 50,000,000 six-packs of Bud?... 12,500,000 George Foreman grills?... A snowmobile for every resident of Duluth. Minnesota?... A nose job for every resident of Nashua, New Hampshire?... A free Happy Meal (super-sized) for every person who voted in the last election, including undervotes? The thing to remember, of course, is that he isn't going to receive the whole sum at once. But the Texas Rangers get to brag about paying him the whole sum, giving rise to an interesting theory: see, the owner of the Rangers, one Tom Hicks, is said by The Economist to be in something of a pickle, business-wise, and in need of raising lots and lots of capital. The theory goes that in offering Rodriguez this obscene sum on money, Mr. Hicks is flashing his wad in front of potential investors, in hopes of impressing them with his financial strength and stability. Uh, A-Rod: I've seen pro athletes in shaky leagues racing to the bank to cash their checks. You might want to buy yourself a pair of track shoes.

*********** Help! If you live anywhere near Green Bay, Wisconsin and you've got your Christmas shopping done, get on over to Lambeau Field. They need you for the rest of the week to help shovel out in time for Sunday's Packers' game.

*********** Who says the networks aren't concerned about what our kids see and hear on TV? On Monday night's telecast, Dan Fouts protected our kids' ears with quite possibly the silliest-ass expressions I've heard from a talking head: "Come heck or high you-know-what." Whatever the heck "you-know-what" is.

 
*********** I said it before and I'll say it again: the BCS is wasting its money on the hash of polls and computer ratings that it uses to choose the two teams it deems most worthy of playing for the national title. I say leave it to the bookmakers in Vegas. And those guys, who are paid to know a little about those things, have #2-ranked Florida State installed as 12-1/2 point favorites over #1-ranked Oklahoma!  

*********** In addition to answering this week's trivia question, Coach Keith Babb, of Northbrook, Illinois wrote, "I also wanted to update you on my nephews' high school football team in Katy, Texas. You ran a story 2 years ago that explained how Katy High had been on the bus ready to travel to the Texas 5A state championship game, when they discovered they could not go because they had inadvertently played a prior game with an ineligible player. Well, Katy made it to the finals last year, losing to a team from the Dallas area. They are again in the finals this year - for the 4th year in a row. This Saturday they play Tyler, Texas' John Tyler High (a team Katy defeated the first game of the season 28-10) at the Astrodome. One of my nephews is on the kick-off and kick return teams and plays outside linebacker. There will probably be 40,000 fans at the Astrodome to watch the game."

*********** I have had several people who saw Saturday's Division I-AA championship game comment on the way Georgia Southern ran the "Double-Wing," and what a great job they did running the option out of it. No argument from me about how well they run their offense. It is great to see a college program proving that the running game is not dead. But actually, although Georgia Southern's base formation does look like our "spread" formation, they are not running what most of us think of as our "Double-Wing." First of all, the name as applied to the formation shown on the left is not technically accurate: a wing, by definition, consists of a tight end and a back just to his outside. What you are looking at on the left is not a double wing. It is a double slot. Secondly, unlike us, they do employ splits. Splits are essential to running their offense as effectively as possible. Third, their fullback is considerably deeper than ours. In fact, although the formation does look like something we do, our offenses have different family trees. Our offense's grandpa is the Wing-T. Georgia Southern is running what you might now call the "flexbone," the modern generation of the wishbone. The wishbone, as once run very successfully by Texas, Oklahoma and Alabama, among others, is based on the triple option, which starts out by walling off defenders to the inside and establishing a fullback dive. If the defense doesn't make a move to stop the fullback, the game is over. At some point, though, they will get tired of getting their butts run over by that fullback, and they will do something to stop him. And that's where Georgia Southern's quarterback takes over and runs the next two phases of the triple: the option keep or pitch. By its very nature, any option offense - unlike ours - has to be very quarterback-intensive. And any option offense requires a lot of work on the mechanics of the option itself. This is not to say that you can't run a triple-option package within our Double-Wing system, but one of the beauties of our offensive system is that it frees you from having to rely on a gifted quarterback, and having to spend the time and effort involved in making an option offense work.

.*********** In more and more American colleges, it's called the "Hour of Power." It's the time interval between midnight on the day a college student turns 21, and the time the bars close. Actually, it may be more than an hour, but even so, for the birthday boy (or girl) participating in the increasingly-common ritual of consuming 21 drinks before closing time, it's not nearly enough time.

"There's no way that amount of consumption of alcohol could be done responsibly," Fulton Crews, director of Alcohol Studies at the University of North Carolina, told the Durham Herald-Sun. "I would say that any person who drinks 21 drinks in a day is certainly at risk for causing brain damage and perhaps killing themselves."

The effects of the alcohol depend on the period of time over which which the person consumes the alcohol, the person's size and weight and the amount of food also consumed, Crews said. But a person generally metabolizes only three-quarters of a drink to one drink per hour, so "Even over a six-hour period, you're still only talking about metabolizing five drinks," he said.

Which means that, although people commonly think that once the drinking is finished, that's as drunk as the person is going to get, there's still alcohol in the person's stomach, and it will continue to be absorbed into the blood stream.

Which is usually what happens when well-meaning friends take a drunken companion home and put him (or her) to bed. And while he's sleeping or passed out, his blood alcohol could rise to lethal levels.

"It's a progressive thing, from a stupor to a coma to death," said Crews, explaining what has happened in cases where students have been put to bed drunk, then discovered dead the next day.

Vomiting may save lives, Crews said, because in doing so, the drinker is purging the stomach of alcohol that would otherwise have been absorbed into the bloodstream.

"If they vomit, that might level it off, but if they don't they might die," he said. "It's just lucky a lot of people vomit."

*********** A coaching friend wrote to tell me about a slight problem he had with his AD. Seems he'd told his kids earlier in the season that if they made the playoffs, he'd letter everyone on the team - starters and scout team players alike. His AD knew of his promise, but didn't give it any further thought, since the school has never made the playoffs. But guess what? This year it did, and when he reminded the AD about his promise to his kids, the AD said, "Nothing doing."

He said that the main problem was the extra cost of the additional awards. So our coach then proposed having the Booster Club pay for the extra letters, and the AD consented.

A big objective in salesmanship (I was a salesman in an earlier career) is to "find the hidden objection" - to find out if the objection you are being given is the real objection. The trick to finding this out is to say, in this case, "in other words, then... if I can solve that objection - if I can find a way to pay for the extra awards, you don't have any problem with lettering everybody?"

And at that point, he either says, "If you can do that, go right ahead," or else he winds up letting you know immediately that there is another objection - a "hidden objection" - that he wasn't telling you about. Something else besides the "extra cost" is really standing in the way. The cost objection was just a smoke screen!

*********** Coach Wyatt, How nice to read about my alma mater (Oklahoma State) in your news. Seeing those 43 national championship banners hanging from the rafters of Gallagher Iba Arena is an impressive sight. Actually it's just 42 right now. The 43rd will probably be hung sometime this basketball season when last years championship golf team will be honored. Those banners will be doubly impressive in the newly remodeled arena. Us Cowboys like to rub all those titles in the faces of our brethren to the South in Norman. We normally call them squatters (why would they name themselves after cheaters????). They have a couple of sweet 16 banners hanging in their arena. Naturally all they want to talk about is football.

"Did the article you read mention how the new arena was built around and over the old one and the two connected after the roof and walls of the old arena were demolished? University representatives were once told that would be impossible to do. Leaving the old structure in place allowed the architect to "grandfather" in the steep pitch of the seats and close proximity of the floor seating making it "one of the most intimidating venues in the country". Dick Vitale's words not mine. The architect and project manager (both OSU graduates) said two of their primary goals were to retain the high decibel potential (once, light bulbs in the ceiling started bursting and popping it got so loud) and to save the thick maple floor Mr. Iba installed when he had the building built. Great pain and expense was taken to leave the floor intact.

"Most O-State fans would say Terry Don Phillips is the best thing to happen to OSU athletics since Mr. Iba. He is a lawyer (very appropriate in these times) but he was also a very good lineman for Frank Broyles at Arkansas and coached for a number of years before becoming associate athletic director and protégé under Mr Broyles. When he first proposed the stadium improvements he spoke of the time he was an assistant coach at Virginia Tech. They were expanding the stadium and upgrading facilities even though they could barely half fill the existing stadium. Although he thought they were crazy it has proven to be the best thing they could have ever done. I would say hiring Frank Beamer and giving him ample opportunity to win would be a close second. It didn't hurt to recruit Michael Vick either. Terry Don also spoke about the time they traveled to play Miami and the poor facilities they were forced to use. There was no hot water in the locker room and they had to sit on bags of lime because there were no benches. He used both points to illustrate how much worse the situation was at Virginia Tech and Miami than it is at OSU. Both are now very successful football programs. The most eye opening reformation / example is probably a couple of hundred miles north of Stillwater in Manhattan Kansas. OSU fans are very aware of how far the "mildcats" had to come. There is no doubt in my mind Terry Don will get the funding to rebuild Lewis Field. There are rumors that over half of the money has already been raised by a few big time donors. Some estimates have put the figure to rebuild the stadium closer to $75 million.

"I resisted replying awhile back when you listed your ranking of the college head coaching hires. You had Les Miles ranked toward the bottom of your list. That is understandable since he has not proven anything as a head coach yet and didn't appear to be sought after by anyone else. I believe you will be reading great things about him in a few years. He is a very impressive individual and most importantly he was a perfect fit for the job at OSU. Some of the things he has done and said make you stop in awe and just think "WOW". After seeing Les in action the consensus is that Dirk Koetter going to the Arizona State or Arizona (I don't remember which) was the best thing that could have happened. Coach Miles was surprised that deferring some of his salary so his assistants could be paid more was that big of a story. He was more surprised that type of thing doesn't happen more often. Says he has never taken a job for the money and never will. He thinks being raised in Ohio around Woody Hayes might have something to do with his convictions concerning his pay. Coach Hayes apparently regularly turned down salary increases.

"Thanks again coach and keep up the good work." Ted Dye - Sand Springs, Oklahoma
 
*********** FIELD GOAL PATROL: The NFL's field goal kickers, growing leg-weary as the season wears on, hit on a season-low 71 per cent of their attempts this past weekend. Ten different teams missed at least one field goal attempt. Buffalo missed two, and lost by the margin of a field goal to New England, which only missed one. A season-high six teams did not score an offensive touchdown. Two of them - the Browns and the Bears - were royally flushed: they didn't even get close enough to attempt a field goal, either. One of them - Atlanta - didn't attempt a field goal and didn't score an offensive touchdown but did escape being royally flushed thanks to an 88-yard kickoff return. Another - Detroit - was able to beat the New York Jets, 10-7, thanks to a field goal and a fumble recovery for a touchdown. (The Jets missed two field goal attempts.) The NFL teams did manage to score a total of 60 touchdowns in the 15 games played, but that figure is deceptive: half of all those touchdowns were scored in just four games: St. Louis-Tampa Bay (10 - and can you tell me the last time you they played an NFL game in which there were ten times as many touchdowns as field goal attempts?), Green Bay-Minnesota (7), Carolina-San Diego (7) and Seattle-Oakland (6). In one-third of the games played, there were more field goals attempted than touchdowns scored. B-o-o-o-o-r-r-r-r-r-i-ng. Call me a sellout, but if Vince McMahon were to outlaw field goals in the XFL, I would run his banner ad - free - across the top of this page.
 
*********** I once touched a real Heisman Trophy - genuflected in front of it, actually. It was Billy Vessels', won in the 50's when he was at Oklahoma. I was working in Oklahoma City the summer after my freshman year in college, and I was at a party at the home of some people by the name of Roundtree. Apparently, the Roundtrees had looked after Billy Vessels while he was at Oklahoma (perhaps even in a way that might be considered illegal by today's NCAA standards), and he considered their place home, so while he was up in Canada playing pro ball, he left his Heisman on display there.
 
*********** *********** Might want to keep FiFi in at night... Camas, Washington, the town I live in, is no longer exactly rural. It is about 20 minutes from the Portland airport, and more and more Portlanders are finding Camas and studding its hills with their McMansions. Even so, there's still a lot of woods around the town, and recently, out on the highway near the "Welcome to Camas" sign, a car struck and killed a 120-pound adult male cougar.
 
*********** "Coach Wyatt, I just finished reading your "news" and I agree with you completely regarding the so-called "announcers" for the Mount Union/St. John's game. Ooof! As soon as I'd heard about 10 seconds from Pam Ward I began hoping the game was covered on radio. And what about that Molly Holly or some such on the sidelines....just painful. I think it shows how much (or little) ESPN cares about giving a quality presentation, but to tell you the truth, I was just glad to see that the game was on the air in the first place." Dave Potter, Durham, North Carolina
 
*********** This is a great one. It was sent to me by Dan King, of Evans, Georgia: There is one SEC team that Bear Bryant, great as he was, could never beat. Answer on Friday.
 
*********** My one-word response to USC's hiring of Pete Carroll: Huh?
 
December 18 - "The quickest way to get beat is to get a punt blocked." Darrell Royal

 

*********** Fitch High, of Groton, Connecticut, which just won its second straight Class L football championship has been selected by the Walter Camp Football Foundation to receive the 2000 Joseph W. Kelly Trophy, awarded every year to the state's top-ranked high school football team. Fitch last won the Kelly Trophy in 1976, the first year it was awarded, when Connecticut first instituted state playoffs.

Fitch Coach Mike Emery and his captains, seniors Matt Maddox, Michael Hall, Ryan Milton, Andrew Berggren and Dan Carey, will receive the Kelly Trophy, at the 34th annual Walter Camp National All-America Awards Dinner Feb. 10, 2001, at the historic Yale University Commons in New Haven.

The Walter Camp Football Foundation is named for Yale graduate Walter Camp, called "The Father of American Football" for his many innovations that essentially created our game out of what had been rugby.

"We want to salute coach Emery and his team for their outstanding season and the success they have enjoyed over recent years,î said Bernard Pellegrino, Walter Camp president, in a statement Friday.

Also honored on the same night will be the 2000 Walter Camp All-America college football teams, as well as other special award winners, including Walter Camp Player of the Year Josh Heupel of Oklahoma, and Coach of the Year Bob Stoops, also of Oklahoma.

 *********** AS LONG AS WE'RE STILL ON THE TOPIC OF ELECTION REFORM... The three quarterbacks selected to represent the NFL in the Pro Bowl game are Daunte Culpepper (no problem there), Jeff Garcia (he has led his team to a 6-9 record) and Kurt Warner (who did a great job last year and has been selling lots and lots of Campbell's Soup, but hasn't played much this year - he has missed five games). I am not going to get into poorly designed ballots or dimpled chads or polling-place irregularities. I know this is going to cost me in the public opinion polls, and I know I am going to be accused in the media of being "mean-spirited," but I am going to come right out and lay the blame where it belongs - not on ballot design or voting machines but on voter stupidity. How else do you explain choosing Garcia and Warner ahead of Donovan McNabb?

*********** "Coach, We won it all! Thanks to your system and a lot of hard work, our team went 14-0, won the SYFC championship, and the Day of Champions tournament in Raymond James Stadium! Thank you Coach, and we hope you can make it to this area soon. Head Coach Denis Gillen, Dunedin Falcons, Clearwater, Florida"

*********** So the Broncos are punting into Kansas City's end of the field. And as a Bronco sprints toward the goal line to try to down the ball inside the KC 5, an alert member of the Chiefs' return team - I'm not going to bother trying to figure out how much he's paid for this kind of brilliance - turns his back to the line of scrimmage and as the ball soars high overhead, he sprints full bore toward his own goal line, in an apparent attempt to block the Bronco. Except that, based on his angle of approach, all that could have resulted was a clip. Perhaps the Chiefs' special teams geniuses figured out that if he had clipped, the penalty would have been minimal. But they failed to consider what can happen when a return-team man gets inside his own 10. Or loses sight of the ball. This punt hit our Chief and was downed, not inside the five, but in the end zone for a Broncos' touchdown.

*********** The NCAA has put SMU's football program on probation. Again. It wasn't all that long ago that the Mustangs became the first - and so far only - college program ever to receive the death penalty, to have to padlock the locker room doors and actually discontinue football - for cheating so extreme even that even by Southwest Conference standards it was over the edge. This time, though, I don't get it. This time, they couldn't even cheat right. I mean, the only justification cheaters have is that it helps them win. So how does SMU, which cheated and still got a football program that basically sucks, justify what they've been doing?

*********** That old guy Aesop knew his stuff. The Greek storyteller told of the dog who lay in the manger full of hay, and snapped at the ox who tried to eat the hay. The hay was of no use to the dog, but he still wasn't about to let someone else have it. The story of Mike Riley, still head coach of the Chargers, is a modern-day example. The guy's neck was said to be on the block a short time ago, and no one was making any firm statements of confidence in him - until he was mentioned as a possible successor to Paul Hackett at USC. Suddenly, in classic dog-in-the-manger fashion, once Riley appeared to be desirable to someone else, he became desirable to the Chargers. They proceeded to announce that his contract with them was unbreakable, and there was no possibility of his being released to coach anywhere else. Now I have no problem with the sanctity of contracts being upheld. But how much you wanna bet that no matter what the Chargers say, now that the USC job has been filled by Pete Carroll, the Chargers will cut him loose?

*********** The Washington Interscholastic Actitivities Association, ruling body for the state's high school sports, has "instructed" its basketball officials to call 'em close. I applaud their efforts to enforce the rules as they already exists, and return basketball to the skill game it once was, but it is going to be painful to watch, as coaches, players and fans adjust to touch fouls and ticky-tack calls. Many high schools have taken to making pre-game P-A announcements explaining the new rules emphasis to fans, and asking them not to get on the ref when they can touch fouls. The pre-season has really been fun for Southwest Washington coaches when they take their kids across the river to play non-league games in Oregon, where officials have not received similar instructions from their state's association.

*********** My oldest son, Andrew, a 9 year old, played football, tackle, with pads, in a little league, his second season on the "BEARS" and I coach the team. Well, he also played for 2 seasons for a Flag Football Division, I also coached, called...the "REDSKINS". Now, his younger, 7 year old brother James also just finished his second season with the "REDSKINS" and will move up to the "BEARS", and Andrew moves up to the next division, with out me. Anyway, we had practice for both teams at the same school. I know, very smart of me (LOL). James' practice was not as long, so when he was done he would come over and "help" me by donning my whistle, wearing his "BEARS" baseball cap and, particularly, during the "sprint" portion of practice, stand at the end of our little relay race barking commands to the two racing players, not like a spoiled little "coach's kid" but with just the right amount of encouragement and boot-in-the-ass. Well, the first day he does this he says, "Dad, I have something to say to the team." I cringed a little, understandably, hoping to blow it off and he would forget about it, I walked away and started the sprints routine. When we finished, he ran up and said, "Dad, remember I have something to say to the team." Now, I'm stuck, right? So, all the players know James, so it was simple enough. I turn to the crowd of players at my feet and say, "Guys, this, you know, is my son James, he's my assistant, so you can call him 'Coach James.' He has something he'd like to say to you. Go ahead James, say your piece." Coach James, eyes aflame, finger waving with every emphasising word said, just like Knute Rockne, "Listen you guys, I play for a flag football team, just like most of you have. When we had our first game, we had more players than the other team, so when the coach, my dad, asked for 2 players to sit out for a few plays, I volunteered. We kicked off and you want to know what happened? I watched the other team run the kick off back for a touchdown. Do you know how come? NOBODY STAYED IN THEIR LANES!!! (Something he had heard me holler during our own kick off practice drills not a few minutes earlier). "So", he continues, "STAY IN YOUR LANES! That's all I have to say."

Anyway, the next game, we win a great, close game with Coach James administrating the water bottles and running out to the field to retrieve the kicking tee. He was in his glory.

The following game was our first play-off game, against a team, the JETS, that just beat us like step-children, 12-0. Here's our chance for vengeance(?). So, I'm tense (what an idiot), the assistant coaches are tense, and about 1/2 a dozen kids are running around our bench and have no business being there so I ask them to leave and, much to my chagrin, I instruct Coach James he better leave too, since it is a Play-off game. I didn't know this, but he sat down next to his mother and when she asked what happened, he told her and when she suggested he return, James said, "No he's the Coach".

After the game, I'm sooo bummed we lost. Things went not so good for the BEARS that night and as I'm walking off the field, the smallest player on the team, walking behind me, saying repeatedly "Coach, Coach". I turn around, he says "Are you mad at us?" I was so humbled, you can't imagine. I place my arm around him and say "You guys are "Highly Motivated Champions" (our Team Motto) and now, even after the loss, I'm on top of the world, right? Keep reading.

So after the game, I walk around a building just about to go into the league office, my hand just barely on the doorknob, when I hear..."Dad, why did you kick me off the field?". I turn around and see James, red, contorted face with the world's largest tears running down his big apple-like cheeks. So who's more crushed, him or me? We get into the car (Andrew doesn't care, he has his "snack", he's with mom going home), and as we are driving to Mickey D's, talking it out, HE'S crying, I'M crying, what a disaster. I felt like a jerk! We sat at the McDonald's, ate and reconciled, but boy THAT was one of the longest nights of my life." Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia

*********** Somebody must have liked Bobby Knight. Indiana's basketball crowds are off an average of 5,000 a game so far this season.

*********** "10-0 for the second consecutive year. That's pretty amazing since in the 28 years I've coached I'd never had an undefeated team. As my Friend, Paul Prince wrote you last year, it was a real blessing to come across your approach to the doublewing. We have taken to calling it the "Wyatt" doublewing since we played three teams this year that take the traditional "markham" approach to the Double-Wing. Funny thing about a "ball control offense" is that we threw for more TD's (27) than we rushed for (25). Defenses would pinch, we would throw or run counter. . . they would back off, we would toss, trap, G or O. With our success last year, our Varsity program used virtually the same offense and you guessed it, they went 10-0. Now all our Pop Warner teams are using it and for the first time in their existence a team made it to the championship game. As Paul Prince wrote you last year, we felt blessed to come across this material and the Dynamics III video allowed us to run a better G and we used the x over split exclusively for our goal line offense and no one could really stop the 6-G or the Super O off of it. Thank you so much and God Bless you. Tom Pipes J.V. Coach- Lassen High School, Susanville, California"

*********** "Coach Wyatt: Please add Griswold High School (Class S Connecticut) to your ever increasing list of State Playoff teams. We made our school's first ever Playoff appearance this season. We won the semi final game 7-6, but unfortunately lost in finals 18-15. This was our second year running the double wing and it certainly has benefited the type of athletes we field on a year to year basis. Our staff is looking forward to attending your clinic this spring. Sincerely, Bob Brackett - Head Coach - Griswold Wolverines - Jewett City, Connecticut"

*********** Anybody watch the Division III title game, between Mount Union and St. John's - won by Mount Union on a (what else?) last-second field goal? Anybody listen to it? It had to be the lamest broadcast I've heard since that meaningless end-of-the season NFL game years ago when NBC experimented with no audio at all. Actually, an absence of sound would have been preferable to having to listen to Pam Ward doing unbelievably monotonous play-by-play, Don McPherson, who normally is fairly good, sounding like her stooge, and the hopeless Holly Rowe on the sideline ("Does it ever get old?" she asked the Mount Union coach about all the national titles he's won, and breathlessly we waited for him to say, "Well, to be honest with you Holly, yes.") I mean, did they have to give us this crew for a national championship game? Is that all they think about Division III? The best part for me came following the Mount Union field goal that ended a frustrating day for both offenses and put them on top, 10-7, with exactly 0:01 remaining. As the two teams lined up for the kickoff with exactly one second left on the clock, ace announcer Ward asked her partner, "Any hope left for St. John's, Don?"

*********** "Coach, I read your web page Wed. and noticed that a coach from Drain, Oregon wrote about his football team. I wanted to tell you that its a small world. A student at their middle school sent a letter to our school asking for some info about Georgia. I am a Georgia History teacher. Many of my students have written back to the young lady who sent the letter. Grace Thomas should be getting about a dozen replies in about a week. The mail will be at her school when she returns from Christmas break. On another note, I know you like teams from your coast, but I wouldn't pick against Georgia Southern. I haven't checked the records but I would put their record against any team in America over the last 10 years. I think they have won about 5 or 6 national titles in Division I-A." Dan King, Evans, Georgia (Okay, okay - you remember that I did admit to prejudice where Montana was concerned. But I would never have bet against Georgia Southern. They are very tough - a first-class program, as my buddy Joe Gardi at Hofstra assured me after playing them.)

*********** The Dallas Cowboys, down 17-13 after the Giants kicked a field goal with just under four minutes to play, had no timeouts left and rookie quarterback Anthony Wright under center. Now, presumably he has some ability or they wouldn't have kept him on the squad, and they did have a week to work with him, and they are, after all, pros, but the geniuses who run the Cowboys' offense came up with a four-play series that would have gotten a high school coach fired. If they were that dumb. But most high school coaches would have been a lot smarter than that. They would have taught their players to get out of bounds on first down, and after a second-down pass play came up a yard short, to get up on the ball fast and spike it on third and three. But the geniuses in Dallas gave up without without a fight, calling two straight running plays - a sneak on third down (it was stuffed) and, on fourth-and-four, something that looked like a trap (it, too was stuffed).

*********** With the Holiday Season fast approaching, I thought it appropriate to show this Holiday advice (LEFT) that an Australian Football team, the Richmond Tigers, has given its rooters (which in Australia are known as "barrackers" and not rooters, because to "root" in Australia is to, uh, copulate). One bit of irony here is that Richmond led all teams in the Australian Football League in alcohol-related incidents last season. The other is that this advice is printed on the back of a beer coaster.

*********** We had a wedding in the family this past weekend.. Our son, Ed married Michelle Howden of Melbourne, Australia, and we've been happily hosting her parents (who preferred having the wedding here because it's a convenient excuse for Michelle's dad, Frank, to go on to Las Vegas, his favorite place on earth). The reception/party at our house went on a little while, and toward the end, Mike Gastineau, one of Ed's pals who as "The Gasman" hosts a Seattle sports-talk show, decided to take my full-size cardboard cutout of Joe Paterno and hide it under the covers in the newlywed's room, with a Post-it attached saying, "Hey kids, be careful. Joe."

*********** I have an a great idea for a new fragrance, and I doubt that too many people will try to copy it. As one of my daughters and her husband approached our town Friday, my nine-year-old grandson, Will, caught a whiff of the Georgia-Pacific paper mill in the heart of town and said, "that smells like Coach!" I'm sure he meant that he associated the unique aroma of a paper mill with past visits to Camas, and not with my armpits. But he has given me an idea, and I will soon be in contact with Tommy Hilfiger. One of the ideas already contributed by our family - Coach on a Rope. Look for it soon at a store near you.

 
December 15 - "Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance." Will Durant

 

TRIVIA: On its cover, Sports Illustrated called TERRY BAKER, OF OREGON STATE "The Best Athlete in College," and he undoubtedly was. Tall and thin (6-3, 195), he was all-state in three sports in high school, and went to Oregon State on a basketball scholarship. He didn't even play freshman football, and that spring he pitched on the baseball team - right-handed - until being persuaded to give football a try and turn out for spring practice. He was an immediate success. As a left-handed passer, he spent his sophomore season as a single-wing tailback, but such was his ability as a T-formation quarterback (he'd been all-state in high school) that famed single-wing coach Tommy Prothro converted to the T-formation for his junior and senior seasons. He amassed 4.980 yards in total offense, and in his final game as a Beaver, he set a bowl record that may be tied, but will never be broken, running 99 yards for the only touchdown in a 6-0 1962 Liberty Bowl win over Villanova. He was named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year for 1962 - even before he'd had a chance to join the school's basketball team, which went on to the Final Four, won that year by Loyola of Chicago. He may very well be the only athlete ever to have started in a bowl game and in a Final Four game. He is certainly the only Heisman Trophy winner ever to play in the Final Four, and the first Heisman winner from the West Coast. He was the first player drafted by the Rams in 1963, and played with the Rams and the Edmonton Eskimos of the CFL. He was almost too good to be true. He was president of his college fraternity, and an excellent student who graduated - on time - with a degree in mechanical engineering. While playing with the Rams, he received his law degree from the University of Southern California, and is now an attorney in Portland. In 1988 he was a recipient of the NCAA Silver Anniversary Award. IDENTIFIED BY: Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin... Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois... Bill Nelson- West Burlington, Iowa... Steve Staker- Fredericksburg, Iowa... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina... Jim Kuhn- Greeley, Colorado... Ross Woody- Vallejo, California... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia...

*********** ELECTION OBSERVATION NUMBER 1 : After one of the ugliest chapters in American history that most of us will ever live to see (I hope), the two participants finally acted like football coaches. Mr. Gore, who probably would have been elected President if he'd shown the nation the side they saw in his concession speech, acted the part of the gracious loser, passing up the chance to make excuses or blame someone else or accusing his opponent of fair play. Mr. Bush, for his part, was wise and gracious enough to give credit to his opponent and not gloat over the victory. Maybe some of us as coaches can use this example of the value of sportmanship in trying to explain why taunting and excuse-making have no place in sports.

 

*********** ELECTION OBSERVATION NUMBER 2: No one grew more weary than I did at seeing lawyer after lawyer after lawyer on TV. But it is important to realize that it's better to have lawyers do the fighting in courts than for us to be out in the woods shooting at each other.

 

*********** LOOKING TO MAKE A BIG CAREER MOVE? Las Vegas' Cimarron-Memorial High, one of the nation's premier football programs, is looking for a head coach. We are talking Big Time here. I got a call yesterday from Faron Springer, assistant principal in charge of athletics at Cimarron-Memorial, a school of 2500 kids that typically is winning - or at least playing for - the state title.

 

Their head coach has resigned and Mr. Springer has asked me to do him a favor and advertise the position. (The Las Vegas area is growing so rapidly that to remain successful a school simply has to advertise a position over a wide area.)

 

They are looking for a coach with at least three years' varsity head coaching experience. There is no requirement that applicants run - or not run - a specific offense or defense. There are three levels of the program (varsity, JV and frosh), all of them successful. In addition to the varsity, which finished 11-1, the JV team was 6-2 and the freshmen 8-1.

 

Cimarron-Memorial normally produces two or three D-I players every year, and two years ago produced five. There is a good nucleus of players returning from last season's club, including a running back who has rushed for over 3500 yards over the last two years.

 

Although the job is tied to a PE position, coaches who are certified in other areas needn't hold back. The Las Vegas area's growth (two new high schools are scheduled to open next fall) is such that there are known teaching openings next year in Health, Social Studies, English, Science and Special Ed, with the possibility of others to come. (Which also means that, although most of the staff remains intact, there may be the possibility of your bringing one or more assistants with you.)

 

There are very few restrictions on what you can do with players in the off-season. Cimarron-Memorial players are used to attending a couple of team contact camps every summer, in addition to playing in passing leagues.

 

Cimarron-Memorial is good in most sports, and exceptional in wrestling, which is often nationally-ranked, and baseball.
 
Salary is competitive with most areas, especially when you figure that there is no state income tax and no employee contribution to the retirement plan (it is totally state-funded).

 

Cut-off for applications is January 8. Interviews are tentatively set to be held during the second or third week of January.

 

As a result of the things I heard him say, I am impressed with Mr. Springer, who himself is a former head football coach; he said they have a very strong booster club, and a "very supportive" principal. (Anyone who reads my site knows how important I believe it is to have good people to report to.)

 

If you are interested, you need to get your resume together and do one of three things:

(1) Write (Include a Resume and three names of references and a way of contacting them) to

Mr. Faron Springer, Assistant Principal

Cimarron-Memorial High School

2301 N Tenaya Way

Las Vegas NV 89128

(2) Call: 702-799-4400 (extension 202)

 

(3) Fax your resume: 702-799-6740

 

(I am not being paid to advertise this position, but as a way of judging the "reach" of my web site, please be sure to let them know where you heard about the position.)

 

(In fact, there is a fourth thing you can do. If you believe that you have what it takes but the thought of all this intimidates you, give me a call or an e-mail with a run-down of your qualifications and as a favor to you I'll contact them informally and get a read-out for you on whether it would be worth your while to apply.)

 

(Whatever you do, though, act fast. And be sure to ask your wife before applying.)

 

*********** The average high school teacher in Oklahoma earns a base salary of $31,115; the average high school football coach there earns $42,868, or 38 percent more.

Salary scales for classroom teachers typically range from about $25,000, for a first-year teacher with a bachelor's degree, to around $45,000, for a teacher with 25 years' experience and a doctorate degree. In a study of the contracts of the 315 varsity head football coaches in Oklahoma's public high schools, the Tulsa World found that the 50 highest-paid football coaches average $52,512, or 69 percent more in salary than the average high school teacher. Of the 20 highest-paid coaches, only seven are full-time classroom teachers.

Most Oklahoma high school football coaches receive extra-duty pay on top of their teachers' pay. Extra- duty pay for football tends to be much higher than that for other sports and activities, and football coaches are frequently reimbursed additionally for such football-related extra duties as supervising weightlifting, running summer programs and assisting lower-level football teams.

In a recent statewide poll sponsored by the World, fifty-four percent of respondents said Oklahoma's high schools place too much emphasis on sports.

"My personal opinion is it looks like in some cases there is an overemphasis on football," said Keith Ballard, executive director of the Oklahoma State School Boards Association.

Whoa. Not so fast. Unlike many states such as Washington, whose association gobbles up all the revenues from playoffs and tournaments and then barely reimburses the participating schools for their travel expenses, Oklahoma's playoff teams derive significant revenues from playoff appearances. Last year the two 6A finalists, Jenks and Union high schools, divvied up more than $89,000 in profits from the final game.

The problem, it seems to me, is best solved not by paying coaches less, but by paying teachers more.
 
*********** When I become king, I am going to get out the pro sports payrolls and move the decimal point one place to the left. Take the NBA, for instance. Chris Webber, $12 million? Are you serious? He would do just fine - take care of his family and all that - on $1.2 million. Christian Laettner, $6.63 million? He's got a Duke diploma - he can get by on $663,000 until it's all over, and then get a real job. Isaiah Rider, $550,000? Putting aside the argument that he should pay the Lakers that much for the problems he causes them, he would just have to manage on $55,000. John Crotty, $800,000? Come on. Where are they going to go - Europe? Back to the playgrounds? Do this with any professional sport and you'd find out real fast who was playing for the love of the game. Do the same for its tickets ($50 tickets reduced to $5) , and just watch that sport take off in popularity.

*********** Oregon State's Ken Simonton is one heck of a runner. He is the first player in the history of the Pac-10 and its member schools to rush for 1,000 yards in each of his first three years. He has another year of eligibility left, and if he has a typical Ken Simonton day against Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl, he will establish himself as a contender for next year's Heisman award.

Only one problem. No, it's not the fact that he plays in football's boonies. LaDainian Tomlinson did, too, in a far lower-profile conference than the Pac-10, and he was a finalist this year. And no, it's not the fact that he plays in a section of the country which has fewer Heisman voters.

No, those aren't the problem. The problem is his mouth. It's not foul, and it's not disrespectful. And he's rather well-spoken. It's just that he does have some very strong opinions - which he's not reluctant to share with anyone close by - and some of them go right to the core of what college football is all about.

One of his favorite topics is a pay scale for college football players. At a press conference prior to the recent Oregon-Oregon State game, he was asked if this was as good as it got - Oregon State being 9-1 for the first time in history and all that.

"It can get more fun," he said, speaking from the bully pulpit he'd been given. "We could get paid to do this."

Pressed to describe what this season had been like, presumably after all those years of futility, he went on, "Well, I still only get $600 a month, so I still have bills to pay."

Now, I am not going to argue with him or suggest that if it's money he wants, he should take his chances with the NFL. I generally believe that scholarship athletes should thank the Lord in their prayers every night that they are getting a free pass on an education that their less athletically-gifted schoomates sometimes have to go into hock to pay for, but I'd have to be a fool not to see a problem being created by the enormous contracts being given to their coaches. Players are given shoes and then told to wear them - and display their logos - because their coaches are being paid generously to see to it that they do.

Increasing calls for player salaries are inevitable. And when they get too loud, the solution will not be to pay them - you know that the gender-equity folks are not going to stand by and let football players get paid when volleyball players, or softball players, do not. You also know that college athletic departments, already financially strapped by Title IX compliance issues, do not have the money to pay salaries, however small, to all of their scholarship athletes, male and female, revenue sport and non-revenue sport.

No, when the time comes that player compensation is inevitable, then it will be time for colleges either to de-emphasize their football programs - eliminating scholarships entirely - or to spin them off from the colleges entirely. Give them their independence and set them up as semi-pro operations. Give them the right to use the school nickname and colors. Charge them rent for their offices, practice facilities and stadia. Let them negotiate their own TV contracts and sponsorships and sell their own tickets. Let them pay the players and the coaches whatever they can afford. And let the players - those who qualify academically, that is - attend the college. Paying their own way, of course. Financial aid would be available as it is to any other student, after first figuring in their football salary.

Let the colleges also field their own Division III teams, with as many of them at each school as needed to meet the demand. Use the rent paid by the semi-pro teams to underwrite the costs.

*********** "Coach Wyatt I ordered the Dynamics of the Double wing Video & Playbook with the Installing the System, Dynamics II, III, IV from you early last year. This was my first year as a youth league head coach after being a defensive coach for the last 5 years and this has been a Blessed year for me and my kids to finish with a 8 - 0 record and win the B league County Championship..I wanted to know about ordering the Troubleshooting the Double-Wing tape. I really enjoyed learning this system and like to get a like more info on this system....Thanks, Coach Rob Moore, Mitchellville, Maryland"

*********** Pull down the Steel Curtain. This Sunday's game between the Steelers and the Redskins will be the last football game ever played in Three Rivers Stadium, due, after 31 years of fabulous times, to come down in February.

*********** "We had trouble with the QB getting out of the way of the pullers in 1998 and I had a very talented and quick QB. We went to a staggered stance under the center for the last two years and with much slower QB's we have not had that problem. We finished the season losing 28 - 35 to a very talented team that had only given up 58 points for the season. This was in the first round of the playoffs. I should add that after our first drive they quickly abandoned their base defense. We finished the season 6 - 4 and made it to the playoffs. We are presently 35 and 10 and ready to start our 5th season of the double wing. I would never run anything else. Coach Bruce Reeder, Nashville High School, Nashville, Illinois" (I think that the stagger makes perfectly good sense. In Nelson's and Evashevski's book on the Wing-T, they advocated doing it. I guess I haven't given it enough thought as to whether it would be any advantage to a defense - if they could even read the stagger.)
 
*********** In an article in Monday's Wall Street Journal it is revealed that Warren Buffett and Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates are good friends. Part of the reason is that they're both billionaires, and there's no need to suck up to the other. "It is hard to have friends when everybody around you wants money," Mr. Buffett told the Journal. "Bill hasn't sold me a computer and I haven't sold him candy. Neither one of us wants anything from the other." Mr. Gates visited Mr. Buffett's hometown of Omaha recently to take part in a bridge tournament, and whenever Mr. Buffett visits him in Seattle, Mr. Gates indulges Mr. Buffett's interest in sports by making sure there is Nebraska Cornhuskers toilet paper in Mr. Buffett's guest bathroom.

*********** UCLA, Southern California and Stanford lead all colleges in most NCAA titles won. I'd probably have guessed them. Anybody want to guess who's fourth? I'm going to have to tell you, because you'd never guess otherwise. It's Oklahoma State! That's right - Oklahoma State! Admit it - the Cowboys never even crossed your mind, and the reason, I'll bet, is because, despite a Barry Sanders here and a Thurman Thomas there, it's had so many dismal football seasons over the years.

Says OSU Athletic Director Terry Don Phillips, "If you walk across state lines, our program is not respected to the extent it should be. That's primarily because the lack of success in football taints everything else."

Oklahoma State is planning to do something about it. After spending some $40 million on Gallagher-Iba Arena for basketball and wrestling, OSU now intends to spend about $50 million to redo Lewis Field for football, installing luxury suites, enclosing one end, and a bricking-up the exterior to cover the bare steel beam that critics call an "erector-set."

"The type of student-athlete that we have to recruit at OSU are the same ones who are going to visit schools like Texas, Nebraska, Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas A&M," said Phillips. "They're going to compare facilities and determine who has made a commitment for them to be successful. Coaches can only be as good as their tools. You don't have to have the biggest or most grandiose facilities. But you have to have quality."
 
********* In going through some back mail, I came across this very instructive piece from Coach Eddie Cahoon, In Swan Quarter, North Carolina: "You will find this interesting. In troubleshooting what went wrong in our game with Columbia I asked my left guard why he was double teaming with the tackle, and he said he needed help. I reminded him that in the three years he has played for me he has never had a blocking assignment to block out and double team with the tackle. I showed him on tape how each time he did it, the LB came through his area. My right tackle who is a junior and probably the smartest kid on the team didn't have a defender lined up on him most of the night, but our end had a defender playing a 7 technique and then slanting in at my tackle's outside shoulder. I imagine you can guess what was happening, the tackle was either blocking down to help the guard or firing out on the LB and the 7 was making tackles in the backfield. Those two mistakes alone took us out of the game."
 
*********** Shaquille O'Neal will finally receive his diploma from LSU today, years after leaving college for the NBA. Whew! Now, finally, he's eligible for the school's Athletic Hall of Fame. It is a Hall of Fame loaded with familiar names, but the last I heard, you had to be a graduate to be eligible. And so it is that the late Pistol Pete Maravich, easily one of the most illustrious performers ever to wear the purple and gold, was not a member. Of course, the Tigers do play basketball in the Pete Maravich Assembly Center, which ain't exactly ignoring the man who led the nation three straight years in scoring (1968-69-70), and averaged 44.2 points per game over that span (before the three-point shot yet). Although he played only three seasons in those days before freshman eligibility, it is highly unlikely that any modern-day player with his kind of skills will stay in college long enough to touch his record of 3667 total career points or 28 games scoring 50 or more points. Sadly, when the NBA celebrated its 50th anniversary by honoring the top 50 players in its history, Pete Maravich was the only one of the 50 not still living.
 
*********** The Bank of America once was a great American success story. Founded in San Francisco by an Italian immigrant named A. P. Giannini, it grew - as the West grew - to become the US' largest bank. And then it got gobbled up in one of those mega-mergers that all bank customers have suffered through over the last few years, and now its headquarters are in Charlotte, North Carolina - far from Mr. Giannini's beloved San Francisco. Just to give you an idea how far, the bank mailed posters to some of its clients, featuring the San Francisco Giants and their new Pacific Bell Park. In the letter that accompanied the poster, the one-time San Francisco bank wrote, "While the team didn't make it to the playoffs, they nevertheless had a very special year." How special was it? Well, they, uh - actually, they did make the playoffs. And as any true San Franciscan knows, they won the National League West title.
 
*********** Read about the Denver Nuggets? They got back late from an away game (on a chartered flight, of course - those pampered brats in the NBA don't sit three-abreast in coach like you and me) and decided that they didn't want to practice the next day. See, they were tired! They needed the day off! So they decided not to show up for practice. All 15 of them. Without notifying Head Coach Dan Issell or any of his assistants. Although it sounded like a boycott to me, evidently it was just a matter of the need to inform anyone just slipping the mind of George McCloud, supposedly a team leader, if that's what a captain is these days. Yes, they "should have handled it a little more professionally," he said afterward. "We should have talked to Dan directly and told him we were tired and didn't think we needed to practice." Now where would anyone get th idea that they needed to practice? Just because they were 10-8 when they left for the road trip, and returned home, after four straight losses, 10-12? Said Coach Issell, up to his hips in horse manure and still looking for a pony, tried to put a positive spin on things: "That's probably the first thing we've done as a team this year."
 
*********** Division I-AA tomorrow: Montana vs Georgia Southern. I'll take the Grizzlies. Just western prejudice. Division III: Mount Union vs St, John's. Got to go with St. John's coach John Gagliardi, second only to Eddie Robinson in career wins as a college coach.
 

 
December 13 - "When you are dumb, you learn a bunch every day." Spike Dykes

 

*********** Q. What do Jerome Moiso, Dragan Tarlac, Bryce Drew, Keon Clark, Pat Garrity, Zan Tabac, Darvin Ham, Hidayet Turkoglu, Desmond Mason and Tony Massenberg have in common? A. They all make more money than you do. Ha, ha- just kidding. Actually, they all make a lot more money than you do. They all play in the NBA, you may be surprised to learn (I was, never having heard of any of them before), and they all will earn more than a million dollars this year.

*********** "Hi Coach Wyatt, It didn't look very promising for us this year. There were two teams in our age group ( 9 yr olds ) and we got the runts of the litter. The regular weight limit for our age is 95 lbs. with each team allowed to carry 5 heavyweights at 100 lbs. We ended up with 17 kids on our roster , 14 of which were under 82 lbs., 10 of them under 74 lbs. We were by far the smallest team in our league. The 7& 8 yr old team was bigger than us. Not only were we small but we had 7 kids who had never played football before.

"We installed the system by following your tape. The kids really picked up on it. One thing that really helped was one of our best players wanted to play QB . This kid worked extremely hard and had a great understanding of the offense , which made everything run a little smoother. We started off slowly ( it looked ugly in our first scrimmages) which invited much criticism from coaches and parents. We won our first game, but lost the second after fumbling on our first three drives. This may sound crazy, but losing that game was the best thing to happen to us. We made changes in our backfield and put more emphasis on protecting the ball. They got better every week and never looked back finishing the regular season at 9-1 and league champions. We then played another 9-1 league champion in our only post season 'playoff ' game winning that 26-0 .

"This offense allowed our undersized team to excel, by pulling, double teaming and downblocking we always had the defense off balance.I don't want to bore with stats ,but if you would like them let me know. Thank you Coach Wyatt! I can't wait to attend another clinic or two this coming year. My assistants will also be attending." Mike Niciforo, East Islip, New York

*********** There's still time to run out and buy that young fella on your Christmas list a nice, plastic Wilson football helmet, complete with a face mask just like the ones the big guys wear. Maybe shoulder pads, too. Don't laugh. Most of us guys 50 and older can probably remember when we got our first helmet, back in the days before NOC-SAE, when kids still played sports after school, without benefit of meddling adults. Try to find a kids' football helmet in a store now. No manufacturer is dumb enough to make one, no store dumb enough to sell one. I know it may seem these days as if all the lawyers in the world are in Florida or Washington, but they will be back in their offices soon enough, ready to sue the pants off anybody who makes anything that a kid might get hurt using. This ad, from the September 18, 1961 Sports Illustrated, provides a check list of questions to help you determine whether your son is ready for "Big Time" equipment ("the same type worn by leading high school and college teams"): Does he play football twice a week? (I think that means with his buddies, in a park, on a vacant lot, on somebody's front lawn); Do his teammates wear helmets and pads? (It was considered a definite advantage to be one of the kids in the game who had pads.); Does he want to play for a high school or college team? (Notice that it was enough then to aspire to playing high school football, which was an end in itself, and not just a stepping-stone to a lucrative pro career.); Can he make more of his ability with "big-time" equipment? (Hard to say. Plastic helmets were the "in" thing, but lots of kids did fine with old hand-me-down leather helmets, and the tougher kids didn't seem to be held back much by the fact that they had no equipment at all.); Does he know the school rules about wearing protective equipment? (At our school, when I was a seventh-grader, the rule was that you had to wear a helmet. I think. That was about it, though. As I recall, it didn't seem to matter how good your helmet was, either, or how well it fit. Just so you supplied your own helmet. If it wasn't red, they'd paint it for you.)

*********** "Coach, Thank you, thank you, thank you! That was the message that Pat Moser gave to me as he grabbed me on the sideline with five minutes to go in the N.C. state championship game. You see, Pat, the double wing, a great defense, and his Red Devils were in total control of the game and the outcome was 99% sure of a Graham state championship. The final: 31 -6. Pat told me to thank you after the game. He wants to come with me to one of your clinics if you come to NC. Man, everyone would enjoy Pat speaking. His laid back, southern humor is contagious. I'll write to you later. Thanks, Coach Richard Lee, Franklin, Tennessee"

*********** "Hugh: I was watching Sportscenter this morning and they were interviewing Emmit Smith about hitting the 15,000 yard barrier with Sanders and Payton. I have always been a pretty big fan of Emmit's ability not to say the wrong thing. BUT he had to blast this idiotic selfish statemtent out, "Winning is great, but being able to accomplish individual glory within that winning is even better!!" Nice, Emmit, as if we don't have enough showboats who care only about stats in the world right now. And by the way Mr. Smith, if Walter Payton was able to run behind that behemoth of an offensive line that you had all those years in Dallas, there is no doubt in this biased Chicagoan's mind that he would have over 19,000 yards. Bill Lawlor- Elk Grove Village, Illinois"

*********** The strongest argument I've seen yet on behalf of Florida State's claim to be ranked number one was made by Allen Barra in the Wall Street Journal last week. Actually, it was part of Mr. Barra's overall argument in support of his claim that Chris Weinke was by far the most deserving of all the Heisman candidates (good call). It's as simple as this: Florida State has played no fewer than five teams that won nine or more games: Clemson, Florida, Georgia Tech, Louisville and Miami (only team to defeat the Seminoles). Miami, on the other hand, played three such teams: Florida State, Virginia Tech and Washington (to whom the Hurricanes lost). Oklahoma also played three: Kansas State (played 'em twice, actually), Nebraska and Texas.
 
*********** The NFL's viewership is down, and so, evidently, is interest in the NFL among young people. So the NFL, without even giving a second thought to such possible reasons as the influence of soccer, video games and WWF, or defects in its own product, has turned for relief to - Spike Lee. Beginning this Sunday, a series of ads produced by Mr. Lee, who is much better known for making movies than for any successful commercials he's produced, will run on all NFL games, and will be shown some 225 times right up to the playoffs. The ads, designed to hype up interest in the playoffs, are reported to be heavy on the hip-hop influence. Great. I've already got my thumb on the "mute" button. (Hey - if this guy can get kids fired up over a wild-card playoff game, he should turn next to some much easier assignment, such as getting kids to do their homework, stop shooting at each other, or stop using drugs.)

*********** "Coach Wyatt, Sorry it took me so long to write back. We finished our season by going to the State quarterfinals, not bad after missing the playoffs for 28 years. We finished with a 9-2 record, scored 362 points while giving up 154. The spirit in the little town of Drain, Oregon was so high that we had a first ever community wide pep assembly the night before the quarterfinal playoff game. We had parents and community members provide team meals before each home game, another first for this school. Although we graduate 12 seniors from our squad of 30, I look forward to next season's challenge already. We have 18 freshmen coming up from the middle school team next season and they are excited about joining us. Thanks again for sharing your Tight Rip 77 Super-Power, I plan on adding it to the playbook next year. Take care. Cal Szueber - Head Football Coach - North Douglas High School, Drain, Oregon"

*********** FROM THE SAME GUY (ME) WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT TURDUCKEN, COMES A GREAT LAST-MINUTE GIFT IDEA... Still looking for something for that golfer on your list? Pure Bull, out of Orem, Utah, calls itself "the leading manufacturer of golf putters and walking canes made from the reproductive organ of American bulls.(Thanks for the gift tip to Scott Russell, Sterling, VA.)

*********** Now that Oregon State has been invited to play in the Fiesta Bowl, a coach from a part of the country that doesn't get a lot of news about the Beavers asked me what I thought of them.

I have seen Oregon State "surprise" so many people this season that I now have believe that the Beavers are real. I have heard numerous players from teams they defeated admit afterwards that the Beavers had beaten them up physically.

They are a very sound, if unspectacular, team. They have a disciplined passing game with a "misfit" QB (Jonathan Smith, originally an unrecruited walk-on, who despite being too short for most experts has been impossible to dislodge from the lineup) who doesn't make a lot of mistakes, and a bunch of solid, dependable receivers including a good, big tight end. They have an outstanding running back - one of the best in the country - in Ken Simonton, and they don't exactly drop off when he's out of the game, because they have two very good ones ready behind him.

They are very aggressive on defense and force a lot of turnovers.

They are one missed field goal against Washington from being in the BCS championship game. A three-point loss to the Huskies is the only loss on their record. Ever since that Washington game, they have played better week by week.

Dennis Erickson has proven to me that he is worthy of the Coach of the Year award, and now, the thought of having him pass up USC to stay in Corvallis has the whole state - well, the Oregon State half of it at least - excited.

I have marvelled over the years at the devotion of Oregon State fans to what I, in my supposedly expert view, considered an absolutely hopeless cause. Now that the true believers have been joined by the inevitable bandwagon jumper-onners, the orange-and-black gear - anything with "OSU", "Oregon State" or "Beavers" on it - is flying out of stores as fast as they can stock it. It reminds me of what finally happened in Pittsburgh, when after years and years of being the poster children of ineptitude, the Steelers were transformed into one of the greatest of sport dynasties. When they finally arrived at that point, their fans were way ahead of them. They'd been ready and waiting for years.

Congratulations to Cory Jones of Florence, Mississippi, named to the Jackson Clarion-Ledger's All-Metro first team (LEFT, CIRCLED). A sophomore, Cory gained over 2500 all-purpose yards, and averaged over 35 yards per punt return. Dad Steve Jones is Cory's coach at Florence, and he writes to tell me that older brother Chris, a freshman at Delta State, is looking forward to getting his National Championship ring.

*********** I was wrong. I admit it. I went and ripped Notre Dame "fans" for enriching themselves, earlier in the season, by scalping their cherished tickets by the tens of thousands and allowing visiting Nebraska fans to turn "The House The Rockne Built" into "A Sea of Red." Turns out they did it because they're such great fans! They weren't giving up on their team at all. They already knew, way back in the second week of the season, that the Irish were going to go 9-2 and qualify for a BCS Bowl, and what they were doing was just trying to raise enough funds so they could afford to travel someplace exotic and watch the Irish play on New Year's Day.

*********** FIELD GOAL PATROL- The NFL's placekickers began to hit playoff last weekend, hitting on 85 per cent of their attempts. Like the idea of your team busting its butt all game and then having to stand by helplessly while a guy from the other team hits a free throw? Well guess what? If you're a football fan, it's worse. When that other team lines up for a field goal, there is less chance they'll miss, and your team is even more helpless, than if they were shooting a foul shot. At eight of the 15 games played, fans didn't get to see a single missed field goal. There wasn't a game in which both teams missed a field goal, but moving companies have no doubt been in touch with Pittsburgh's Kris Brown, who performed the rare feat of actually missing two field goal attempts in the same game. The last time it happened, it cost Norv Turner his job. Six teams didn't attempt a field goal at all. Three teams didn't come up with an offensive touchdown. Two of them - Cincinnati and San Diego - lost. But one of them, Tampa Bay, managed to come up with three field goals and an interception return for a touchdown to beat Miami. Seven teams - Baltimore, Carolina, Indianapolis, Miami. Minnesota, Philadelphia and St. Louis - have made 90 per cent or more of their field goal attempts this year; only three have made under 70 percent: Cincinnati, Oakland and Washington.

*********** FREE INVESTMENT TIPS! HOW I MADE A MILLION ON DOT-COMS IN THE LAST YEAR.- Er, actually, what I meant was, how I didn't lose a million on dot-coms in the last year. I didn't buy 1,000 shares of Amazon.com when it was $106 a share, its highest price in the last year, so when its price per share at the clos of business Monday was $19.38, I thought of all that money I didn't lose, and I felt like a rich man. I also didn't buy Ask Jeeves at $139.75, so I can light cigars with all the $100 bills I didn't lose, when it closed Monday at $3.25. Earthlink was a bog money saver for me, too. Its 52-week high was $148; it closed at $5.88. eBay? A big money saver, dropping from $127.50 to $29.25. eToys was even better, going from $50.13 to $1.09, nearly worthless. In fact, any company whose name started with a small "e" was a great one to stay away from and save bundles. Fogdog has nearly hit bottom at 88 cents a share Monday, after hitting a high of $18.13. Remember William Shatner ("This is gonna be big... Really big")? He got Priceline up to $104.25 a share; Monday its closing price was $1.69. I've seen all sort of TiVo ads and signs lately. Are they advertising their service or their stock? It ought to be the latter, because it's now at $8.56, plunging from a high of $78.75. Do you Yahoo? You'd have a small fortune today - if you'd invested a large fortune in it when it was $250 a share; it's now down to $31.50. Remember who told you.
 
*********** Will Perdue, backup center for the Portland Trail Blazers, wasn't expected to play very much this year. But with starter Arvydas Sabonis injured, Perdue has already played in five of the Blazers' 22 games. For that, his agent will almost certainly be asking that his present contract be torn up. You can't expect a guy to play every fourth game for the kind of money he is now being paid. The guy is only making $2,250,000 this year!
 
December 11 - "When you see 10 troubles rolling down the road, if you don't do anything, nine of them will roll into a ditch before they get to you." Calvin Coolidge

 

*********** Congratulations to Chris Weinke, the winner of the Heisman Trophy, judged the worthiest of a very worthy group of finalists. But his victory was evidently not pleasing to everybody. There were some people who, we were told in advance, supposedly were upset at the thought of his winning. But not because Drew Breese or Josh Heupel or LaDainian Tomlinson, all highly deserving, didn't win. Because of Weinke's age. He's 28. He returned to college after taking a shot at professional baseball, and now we're supposed to think there's something wrong with a 28-year-old college athlete winning the Heisman. It was a bogus issue, anyhow - it only seemed to surface in the last few days of the campaign, something like George W. Bush's old DWI, except in Weinke's case it was too late to influence any voters. At that point, all the ballots had been cast (and, presumably, punched cleanly and clearly through). Perhaps Weinke's detractors would like it better if everybody played just a year or two of college ball and then jumped to the NFL, so none of the Heisman winners could be more than 18 or 19 years old.

 

*********** A lot of football coaches are PE teachers. Many of them wind up teaching PE in middle schools and elementary schools. Mike Lane is such a guy, and he wrote me from Avon Grove, Pennsylvania, in the southern part of the state where Pennsylvania, Maryland and Delaware come together: "Coach Wyatt, Today I got to meet my next student teacher, from the University of Delaware. It just so happens that my next student teacher is a starting defensive end for the Blue Hens football team. His name is Mike Cecere. Coach, you should see this guy! He's huge!! I guess I'd better pass him or he might wind up kicking my butt!! Actually, if he thinks college football is tough wait until he wrangles 30 kindergarteners at once during gym class! Talk about getting your butt kicked! He's a big guy, but these elementary school kids will make him sleep real well when he goes home at night! Soon football camp will seem like a resort!"

 

*********** Coach Pete Smolin, from Pasadena City College, has tipped me off to a very interesting site. Called "X's and Oz", its title becomes understandable when you discover that it claims to explain the Nebraska offense of former Coach Tom Osborne. (Get it? "Oz"?) It's not the work of anybody on the inside of Husker football, its builders point out, but nevertheless it is pretty slick and fairly thorough. It is not technical to the point that coaches are going to be able to use it to redesign their offenses, and seems aimed, I would say, at the more-than-casual fan. As the builders write, "We're NOT insiders. We don't have ANY connections to the program, or any access to special information. We wish we did. Heck, We have to struggle to get tickets to a game a year. This all comes from watching games, more and more closely over time. It would be amazing if this information were even much help for high school coaches wishing to adopt some of the Nebraska offense."

 

*********** Get the job done and people are sure to notice. And so it was that Gary Crowton, offensive coordinator and engineer of the Chicago Bears' slick offensive machine which has scored a grand total of 17 touchdowns all year (nearly as many as the mighty Bengals, who have scored 18), has been named the new head coach at offensive-minded BYU. He was replaced for the Bears' last three games by quarterback coach John Shoop. Coach Shoop took over an offense that had scored just one touchdown in the last 18 quarters and ranked 20th overall, 25th in passing and 29th in scoring. Yesterday, with the new man in charge, the Bears scored 24 points and defeated the Patriots. Hmmm. Do you suppose BYU has an escape clause in the contract?

*********** "I don't have nothing to do with the general public," said the great Ray Lewis, whose scrape with the law earlier this year has already been forgotten by the yahoos in the stands who will excuse anything if you're a good enough football player. "If you're a Ray Lewis fan, or just a sports fan, you're going to respect me. Other people who might say whatever, they're jerks." I plead guilty as charged.

*********** There does seem to be a serious need for college and professional teams with vacant head coaching positions to take longer, harder looks at qualified black applicants. Terry Robiskie, a black man who has paid his dues, finds himself not exactly being interviewed, but actually being given an audition - a very short one - to become head coach of the Redkins. Supposedly he has a decent shot at becoming more than just an interim coach. But if that's really so, then why did Dan Snyder, an owner who makes George Steinbrenner look like your favorite uncle, hire Pepper Rodgers - a former college coach who, by the way, has been out of the game for years and has no professional experience - as vice president of football operations? And then assign Rodgers to help find him a new coach? Robiskie, whose coaching style is described by the Washington Post's Tony Kornheiser as "so in your face, he might as well be your nose," was asked if three games were enough to show that he can get the job done."I think one game is enough to show what you can do," he said. "If you can coach, you can coach." My kinda man. One game ought to be enough. But just to be on the safe side, after the loss to the Cowboys yesterday, I hope Dan Snyder disagrees - and goes ahead and gives Coach Robiskie at least three games.
 
*********** IS IT TOO LATE FOR ANOTHER COACH OF THE YEAR NOMINATION? I know that except for the bowl games, the season's over, and I know he's new on the job and hasn't even coached a game yet, but could I still submit Les Miles' name as a candidate for Coach of the Year? Coach Miles just took the head job at Oklahoma State, and reportedly has turned down a $700,000 a year contract, settling for something closer to $400,000 - still a tidy sum - asking that the difference be split among his assistants.

*********** Anyone remember my pointing out last year that, contrary to popular belief, the year 2000 was still part of the 20th Century, and therefore part of the old millennium? Unfortunately, the only way to make the year 2000 a part of the twenty-first was to lose a year somewhere back in the first century, whose years, as most people can quickly figure out, were numbered 1 through 100. People didn't wait until the first year was over to start saying they were living in the first year. The very first day, Anno Domini, was in the first year - Year One. For the year 2000 to be part of a new century, as all the computer geeks with their short-sighted programs and operating systems managed to make the public believe last year, the year 100 would have had to be in a new century, also. But it wasn't! For that to happen, we'd either have to short the first century by throwing out a year (which, of course, we could do if it was mailed in by a Marine overseas and didn't have a post mark) or we'd have to go all the way back and change the name of the "Year One" to the "Year Zero." Now, I'm not saying that can't be done. Based on what I've seen some high-priced lawyers try to do the last couple of weeks, if you have enough money and you find the right judge you have a decent chance of doing it.

Which brings me to my central point: This is the year we enter a new century and a new millennium! This is the year they warned us about! And well they might. Predictions of doom seem a lot more real this year than last. Look at all the ways our way of life is threatened: war is imminent in the Middle East; the economy seems to be slowing down; the price of fuel to heat homes and drive cars hasn't been this high in years; Russia has just thrown all our aid in our faces and sentenced an American to 20 years in a Russian prison (oxymoron); rolling blackouts are predicted for California this winter; our nation is leaderless (unless you count Bill Clinton), with a constitutional crisis likely; and, perhaps most frightening of all, the XFL is gearing up.
 
*********** An ad for OregonLive.com says "if you got any closer to the game, you'd have to wear a cup." Cute.

*********** "Hey Hugh, You keep saying that the NBA shoots FT at 81%. That is the top team. As a whole they shoot around 74%. I checked out NBA.com for some stats. It is amazing that an NFL FG is easier than an NBA FT.

"We went back to the Wing T after trying the double wing. I did a poor job of selling it to the kids. I thought they would believe in me no matter what since we turned a 31.8 % program into 18-5 my first two years. We have finished 7-5 the past two years despite moving up to 4A because of a private school penalty. We still run power and wedge out of the wing T and they have been good to us, but our main series are the sweep and lead series.

"I love the double wing and am going to implement more of it this year. One thing that hurt the kids' belief in it was that a rival school that we drill every year (like 49-0) ran the double wing some the year before I tried to run it. Plus we were averaging 30 points a game, so no one else thought we needed to change anything. I have learned a lesson. I should have tried to sell it more beforehand. I read your site everyday and enjoy it. I thought you might like the info on the free throws." Robert Johnson, St. James School, Montgomery, Alabama

Coach Johnson is right. I read my stats incorrectly, and while on the one hand I'm embarrassed at my lack of thoroughness, on the other I'm delighted to find that kicking a field goal is not only easier than kicking a field goal - it is much easier! The New York Knicks, who currently lead the NBA in free throw shooting percentage at 81.9 per cent, are the only NBA team shooting at 80 per cent or better. At the bottom end, the Clippers, Lakers and Warriors are all shooting below 70 per cent. 70 per cent will get a field goal kicker a bus ticket home.

*********** Wanna know what an 80 per cent chance of making a field goal does to your offensive thinking? Denver, leading Seattle 20-3 yesterday, was on the Seahawks' 20, third-and-two. So what do they do? Why, they throw, of course. Incomplete. Now it's fourth down. Duh. Field goal.

*********** "You have reached the answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work Press 2

To complain about what we do Press 3

To cuss out staff members Press 4

To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and the several bulletins mailed to you Press 5

If you want us to raise your child Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone Press 7

To request another teacher for the third time this year Press 8

To complain about bus transportation Press 9

To complain about school lunches Press O

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teacher's fault for your child(ren)'s lack of effort---Hang up and have a nice day!!!" (Thanks to David Crump, Owensboro, Kentucky)

"Coach, We were 8-2 running the DW for the first time. Can't wait until next year. Thanks for your help. I also get advice and help from DW coaches all over the country. DW coaches sure like to see other DW coaches win ball games." Greg Stout, Thompson's Station, Tennessee

*********** Whit Snyder, from Baytown, Texas, is a Longhorn. A UT fan. If you hadn't noticed, the Longhorns will be meeting the Oregon Ducks in the Holiday Bowl. So Whit asked me if I'd give him a little scouting report on the Ducks.

I started my scouting report by telling him that Oregon has the damnedest uniforms you have ever seen, designed specifically for them by Nike (whose co-founder and CEO, Phil Knight, is a UO grad) after - I am not kidding - holding a number of focus groups consisting of young males, aimed at discovering what appeals to them, the better to recruit them. Based on the dark-green-and-black home outfits that resulted, young men are drawn to uniforms that they can also wear as Super Heroes costumes when they go trick-or-treating.

*********** I've heard it said by some that the two hardest words to say are, "I'm sorry." And women like to tell us that the three hardest words to get anyone to say - at least their husbands or boy friends - are, "I love you." There, I beg to differ. Because after years of teaching and coaching, I can make a very strong case for,"I don't know." In the classroom, kids will make outlandish guesses at the correct answer rather than say the three magic words. The best you will get out of them is a little white lie - "I'm not sure." Worst of all, though, is an assistant coach who won't say the three words to kids. He's afraid he'll look bad in front of them if they ask him a question and he has to admit he doesn't have the answer, so he'll give them bad information instead. Amid all the inanity, treachery and downright lying taking place down there in Florida over the past month, I heard Judge Sanders Sauls turn to an witness, one who was fudging an answer, and utter some very wise words of advice: "If you don't know - say you don't know."

*********** Rashard Casey of Penn State was last week's "Sports Jerk of the Week," an award given (weekly - duh) at www.jerkoftheweek.com The award citation reads, "How dare you arrest me while I'm the accessory to a beating?" After his companion was charged with beating an off-duty cop, Casey is actually suing the police officers who arrested him. Casey was cleared by a grand jury in the attack, but at the very least, he watched his friend beat a man and did nothing to try to stop it. Casey intends to sue for malicious prosecution and slanderous statements. We happen to think that Casey should be thanking god he's a free man right now, and not looking to score some money off of the cops." (Although Casey was awarded 4 Jerk Points, bringing his total for the year to 14, there probably isn't enough time left for him to catch leaders Rae Carruth (34), Tank Black (33) or Ray Lewis (27). Who says football's a team game? Carruth has almost singlehandedly put the Panthers in front in the team competition, although now that he is in custody and unlikely to score any more jerk points over the next few weeks, I'm betting on Green Bay. The Pack is just one point behind the Panthers and even though Mark Chmura is unlikely to score any more this year, Antonio Freeman is still on the loose. Very Loose.

*********** I enjoyed watching the NCAA Division II national championship Saturday. Bloomsburg (Pennsylvania) was definitely on a roll: they'd come from 19 points down at the start of the fourth quarter last week to score 29 points and defeat UC Davis, 58-48. I know Davis. Davis had paid a visit to Division I-AA Cal Poly and put 63 points on them the week before I watched Cal Poly nearly upset Hofstra. Bloomsburg looked awfully big and strong and seemed to have a decent passing game. But Bloomsburg had to play Delta State, from Cleveland, Mississippi. Ohmigosh. Talk about speed. Talk about skilled people. Delta State had a fleet of the quickest, hardest-running backs I've seen this side of one of those old-fashioned wishbone teams like Oklahoma and Alabama; Delta State had receivers; Delta State had a quarterback who could run and throw. Delta State wound up rushing for over 500 yards, a lot of its yardage coming on triple option and a lot on misdirection - a good old-fashioned naked counter from a spread wingbone set that we would call Spread Rip 49 or Spread Rip 58. Occasionally they would run it a hole to the tighter. Didn't seem to matter - their backs only needed a crack, and they were gone. Final score, Delta State 63, Bloomsburg 34. Not a whole lot of field goals, by the way. You'll watch a whole NFL season and not see as much football as these two teams gave you.

 
December 8 - "You're not talking about the most mature group of people in the world when you talk about pro athletes." Alvin Gentry, coach of the L.A. Clippers

TRIVIA ANSWER: At 6-2, 210, Ernie Davis, nicknamed "The Elmira Express" for his hometown of Elmira, New York, played wingback in Coach Ben Schwartzwalder's unbalanced wing-T attack at Syracuse. He was a slashing runner with speed, power and deception ("slickest-running halfback in the nation," Sports Illustrated called him), a great receiver and blocker, and a very good defensive player, too. As a sophomore, he helped Syracuse win a national championship, and the teams he played on were 24-5 in his three years there.

He was quiet, modest and mannerly, and, once again quoting S-I, would "go a mile away to avoid trouble off the football field."

The second in a long string of great Syracuse runners - starting with Jim Brown - to wear the number 44, he was a standout on the Orangemen's 1959 national championship team. He was named to the All-America team in 1960 and 1961, and in 1961 became the first black athlete to be awarded the Heisman Trophy,

He was the first player selected in the 1962 NFL draft, taken by the Cleveland Browns with a pick obtained from the Washington Redskins in exchange for All-Pro running back Bobby Mitchell. The Browns' plans were to pair him in the backfield with another Syracuse standout, all-time great Jim Brown.

He would certainly have been a great pro. Tragically, he never had the chance. Diagnosed with leukemia, Ernie Davis died in 1963, without ever playing in an NFL game.

Ernie Davis is recognized and remembered by- Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Dennis Metzger- Connersville, Indiana... Adam Wesoloski- DePere, Wisconsin... David Crump- Owensboro, Kentucky ("What a backfield he and Jim Brown would have made for my Brownies. They sure could have used them yesterday!! I can't believe that people pay good money to see them show up to get killed each week.")... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana ("MVP of the Cotton Bowl....87 yard pass reception for a td")... Tom Hensch- Staten Island, New York... Lou Orlando- Sudbury, Massachusetts... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Steve Staker- Fredericksburg, Iowa... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York ("never saw him play - but - my father did and he swears he would have been one of the best ever!! Unfortunately, he passed away and we never got the chance to find out.")... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina ("He had better stats than Jim Brown. Why there has never been a movie made about his life, I have no idea.")... Bill Nelson- Davenport, Iowa... Larry Warner- Riverside, California... Ron Timson- Umatilla, Florida... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota ("One of the players I followed as a kid.")... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Steve Davis- Danbury, Texas ("I'm not sure if you saw the ESPN SportsCentury show about him last week, but it was terrific!")... Dan King- Evans, Georgia... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois... Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois... Whit Snyder- Baytown, Texas ("The Elmira Express")... Bert Ford- Los Angeles... Frank Simonsen- Cape May, New Jersey... Bill Shine- Van Nuys, California... Dwayne Pierce- Washington, DC...

 

*********** I got a few of my Connecticut facts wrong the other day, as a few readers were kind enough to point out, and it is important that I straighten them out. Fitch High was, just as I said, the state champion in Class L. But Bloomfield, whose coach publicly campaigned to be leapfrogged over Fitch into first place in the final state poll, not only had a loss on its record, but also plays in Class M, a class lower than Fitch, not in Class LL, a class higher, as I had mistakenly said. So its coach's case is even weaker. The actual winner in Class LL was Shelton, whose coach, I am told, also thinks his team deserves to be number one, but evidently chose to leave it to the selectors to decide. It was suggested by some closer to the scene than I that perhaps the fact that Bloomfield's coach is a native of New London, Fitch's fiercest rival, played a part in his unwillingness to concede. (Thanks to readers Greg Chambers and Alan Goodwin for being the first to point this out.)

 

*********** If you can, get hold of a copy of the latest (December 11) issue of Sports Illustrated. If you don't subscribe, borrow a copy from someone who does. The feature article is about Larry Kelley, winner in 1936 of the first Heisman Trophy to be so named (the first award, the year before, to Jay Berwanger of the University of Chicago, was merely called the Downtown Athletic Club football trophy), and the first of two back-to-back Yale winners (Clint Frank won it in 1937). I won't divulge any of the article beyond that. Just read it.

 

*********** COWBOYS ADVANCE IN POP WARNER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS: From Orlando, Florida comes word that the Chariho Cowboys, New England Pop Warner Junior Midget champs, defeated their opponents from North Carolina, 30-12 in the first round of the National Championships. The Cowboys led, 16-0 at the half, but after their opponents, the Broncos, pulled to within 16-12 in the third quarter, the Cowboys scored two more times to advance. According to the official Pop Warner account, the final score sounded like classic Doouble-Wing football: "Taking over on the Bronco 49 yard line and 5:58 to go, the Cowboys started a big time drive of their own. Pounding downfield with a series of straight-ahead dives, counter plays and a nifty quarterback rollout left, they went all the way down to the Broncos' four-yard line. Behind tough-nosed blocking, Chariho punched the ball into the end zone. With 1:19 left in the game, the Cowboys took a 30-12 lead. On the ensuing kickoff, the 'Boys recovered a Broncs fumble and ran out the clock." Saturday, the Cowboys play a team called the Oak Grove Red Devils for the National Championship. (Thanks for the news tip to Greg Labossonniere, Coventry, Rhode Island and Scott Roberts, Buffalo, New York.)

*********** "Here is one more story about the explosiveness of the double wing offense. Carson High is a local school where many NFL players are developed such as Wesley Walker former great wide receiver of the NY Jets , Samoa Samoa, former QB for the Cinci Bengals and many others. I am a alumnus of Carson High and played football for now retired Coach Gene Vollonogle 82 thru 85. So I follow Carson High football regularly. I watched them run this double wing offense for the first time last year and they won the City Championship for the first time in six years. Well this year despite being predicted to win it again they found themselves listed as big under dogs to Crenshaw High. I guess local reporters had not yet been convinced of the dominance of the double wing attack. Carson rolled over Crenshaw 48 to 6 in the school's first back to back city championship teams since 1971 1972 -Wesley Walker's last 2 years - and I don't see any team stopping them next year. It won't surprise me if more teams are running the Double Wing out here next Year." Vince Gray, Los Angeles

*********** T. J. Simers, one of the L.A. Times' great stable of writers, says that, since Oregon Tech no longer plays football, USC is fresh out of Oregon schools to look to for their next coach. He suggests that all signs now point to the San Diego Chargers' Mike Riley, and gives three very good reasons: (1) He is a very likeable person who will do a great job of recruiting; (2) With a 1-12 record at San Diego, he is not likely to be given a contract extension of the sort that kept Oregon State's Dennis Erickson and Oregon's Mike Bellotti out of USC's hands; (3) "He has survived Ryan Leaf, which should make life with Mike Garrett a walk in the park."

*********** Joe Paterno once said he wouldn't want a California kid on his team - he wouldn't want any kid who was stupid enough to leave that climate. He was just joking, but the allure of Los Angeles is still so great that you can recruit kids to USC - or UCLA - from anywhere in the country. I suspect that neither school has been working that angle lately as hard as in the past. I happened to be looking the other day at a USC-UCLA program from 1978. John Robinson was coaching against Terry Donohue. USC had out of state guys like Brad Budde, Gary Cobb and Rich Dimler; UCLA had guys like Bruce Davis and Kenny Easley. Let UCLA or USC get out and recruit nationally, and combine a handful of blue-chippers from around the US with what's already around LA and you're talking national powerhouse!

*********** "I/We are very interested in the young head coach that is willing to move. Middle TN. is a great place to live. Our school just received the "High School of Excellence" award. There are only 27 of these in the nation. Our team was 9-1 in the regular season. We have most of our starters returning. We need to move quick. Hope to see you at a clinic this year...Pat Moser and Graham High are back in the N.C. STATE CHAMPIONSHIP Game this Saturday at Chapel Hill. I will be on the sideline with him. It truly feels great to have one of your ex-players to be successful and want you to be a part of it. Of course, he is still in the DOUBLE WING. Remember: he was 3-8 his first year, went to the double wing and has gone to the STATE every year since he changed. His young men are very disciplined and focused. They have a great chance to win. I will e-mail you later and give you his local newspaper email to read. Good luck Coach." Coach Richard Lee - Page High School, Franklin, Tennessee

*********** This year's Golden Screw Award goes to a surprise last-minute entry, the University of Toledo Rockets. Toledo became Golden-Screw-eligible when Oregon State dropped out of the running as a result of its Fiesta Bowl bid, and Oregon did, too as a result of being elevated to play in the Holiday Bowl. Toledo rocketed (you should pardon the expression) to the top as a result of its failure to be named to play in any bowl, despite a 10-1 record that included wins over Penn State - at State College - and Marshall, and a top-25 finish. At least 15 teams that finished below Toledo in this week's USA Today/ESPN Top 25 Coaches' Poll are headed for a bowl game. And adding to the pain, coach Gary Pinkel is leaving, headed to Missouri. I have a lot of respect for Coach Pinkel, who played for the great Don James at Kent State and served on his staff at Washington. I thought Washington should have hired him when they hired Rick Neuheisel. Still do.

 

*********** West Salem High School, in Salem, Oregon, will not open until next fall, but it already has school colors and a nickname. The school board has already polled fifth-through-tenth graders in the West Salem attendance area, and decided on silver, black and forest green as the colors of the Titans.

*********** An 18-year-old Salem, Oregon girl was given 75 months for killing her newborn baby. She carried the baby to term but kept her pregnancy a secret from her parents. Just think - this all could have been avoided if she had just told her parents. Then she could have simply had an abortion, and she wouldn't even have had to kill a baby. And then everything would be just fine.

*********** My buddy, Joe Gardi, took his Hofstra team down to Georgia Southern to play a Division I-AA quarter-final game last Saturday, and came away, like most visitors to Statesboro, Georgia, on the short end of the score. Based on what Joe told me, it's probably a good thing for his health and safety that Hofstra didn't win. Contacted by a Georgia reporter a few days before the game, Joe was asked how he felt about having to play in the hostile atmosphere of Georgia Southern. Evidently they are very proud of their rabid fans down there, but Joe didn't provide the expected response when he said that after having gone to Montana, Portland State and Youngstown State - all tough places for visitors - "It's just another day at the office." After the game, he was asked again what he thought of the Georgia Southern crowd, but he stuck to his guns, saying, "You guys are nothing compared to those other places." When another reporter suggested that he'd provided ammunition to Georgia Southern coach Paul Johnson with his earlier comments, Joe said, "if he needed me to motivate his players, he'd better not go to Delaware." Joe said that when he went across the field to congratulate Coach Johnson after the game, he noted the armed state policeman at the coach's side and asked, "Does this have anything to do with me being Italian? You guys have watched too much of The Sopranos."

*********** "Hello Coach, This is Rodney Pierson, coach at Pine Creek High School in Colorado. We attended your clinic in February of 2000 in Denver. This season we implemented the offense and recorded our first winning season at 8-4. We made the playoffs for the first (only the third year the school has been in existence) and beat the number 2 team in the state in the first round. Unfortunately we lost in the second round. We are looking for ways to improve the offensive performance for next year. We would appreciate it if you could send us the information on the New Play and your No-Huddle System. This year we ran the 88 and 99's extremely well along with the Criss-Cross off of them. We are looking for more ways to get outside though. Any information you could provide for us on that would be greatly appreciated. (The best source of ways to get outside is Dynamics IV and also the 1999 Highlights video- HW) Also, if you are planning on being in Denver again for a clinic this off-season, could you please let us know! Thanks! Rodney Pierson, Pine Creek High School, Colorado Springs, Colorado"
 
*********** FIELD GOAL PATROL - Boy! talk about weird. I'd finished computing the accuracy of NFL place kickers this past weekend, and any way I figured it (using a complicated formula and a super computer in which field goals attempted are divided by field goals made) I came up with a season-low 79 per cent. Something had to be wrong! And then, sure enough, I turned the page of the newspaper and discovered that I hadn't figured in the Tennessee- Philadelphia atrocity, a 15-13 Tennessee win. What a farce! Five field goals and no touchdowns! The beer vendors have got to love all those field goals, because it would be hard for most sober men to enjoy games like that. But don't get me wrong - I was not unhappy - the fact that the two teams between them were seven-for-seven on field goals brought the whole NFL average back up to NBA free-throw accuracy range - 81 per cent - where it belonged. See- I told you something was wrong! Field goals? Tell Norv Turner about field goals. Field goals - missed and made - cost him his job Sunday. His opponents, the weenie Giants, couldn't score so much as one touchdown, but went three-for-three on field goals attempts, while Coach Turner's Redskins, although man enough to at least score a touchdown, missed a pair of field goals, so by a score of 9-7, an NFL coach was gone. But enough about coaches - let's talk about the game itself. Because no matter who the coach is, the NFL game is good enough to stand on its own! That's what they like to tell us. Yeah, right. Dirty underwear stands on its own, too. Like when we talk about a game like the Panthers-Rams thriller, in which the field goal kickers were four-for-four between them but not a single offensive touchdown was scored, we're talking excitement! I'd like to see the XFL top that! There were actually two teams that didn't even bother attempting a field goal. One - Pittsburgh - didn't need to. The other - Cleveland - couldn't even get close enough. Of the five offensive powerhouses that couldn't score even one offensive touchdown, one - the Giants - leads the NFL East. Two of them - the Rams and the Titans - met in the last Super Bowl.
 
*********** From a coach in the South: "Hey, who is our President? It wouldn't take a group of coaches long to come to a decision. Can you imagine having a recount on the play selection? I love it. We do our homework, make a decision, live with it, and then adjust if necessary. All in 20 seconds. Yes, we can make a decision."
 
*********** "There's nothing sacred about the game of pro football," said Vince McMahon, chairman of the World Wrestling Federation and founder of the XFL. Boy, ain't that the truth. Now, if he had said that about the game of football itself, he'd have needed all the steroid-addled actors on his payroll to defend himself from all us angry high school coaches. But pro football? The NFL goes out and proves McMahon's point every Sunday. The NFL, the league that gave us the hookslide and spiking the ball to stop the clock, has so debased its version of the game we love that it's obvious it doesn't think there's anything sacred about it, either. What's pass interference? What's "in the grasp?" What's holding? What's intentional grounding? When, if ever, is an offensive lineman lined up in the backfield? When can you - and can't you - advance a fumble? When can you take off your helmet? What's an illegal chuck? What's illegal substitution? With players as unsound as they are fundamentally, what do NFL coaches do at practice, anyhow? How high in the sky does the corner pylon extend? How many TV timeouts can they squeeze into a game before the live fans get up and leave? How many NFL "cheerleaders" can dance on a pinhead? How many different ways can a sack be celebrated? How many games are settled by last-play, near-automatic field goals? Why not just move the hashmarks together in the middle of the field, for all the good they do now? Why not just go all the way and make running plays illegal? Anyone remember what a "dynasty" was?
 
*********** Mention the word "cricket" and most Americans think of sissy English guys in all-white uniforms sitting around sipping tea and getting up once in a while to play a game faintly resembling baseball. Actually, in places where people are passionate about the sport - places such as Australia, India, Pakistan, the West Indies and, yes, England - it is a lot more like baseball than you might think. Australia's biggest star, Shane Warne, sounds like a baseball player to me. A smoker, not so very long ago he signed a contract with Nicorette which would pay him $100,000 for endorsing the effectiveness of their product by going smoke-free for a year. Six days short of a year, he was caught smoking.
 
*********** TODAY'S LESSON IN STRINE ("Strine" is the language Aussies speak - say "Austreyelian", then drop the first syllable - like they do - and say "'streyelian" really fast.) "Barker's eggs": what Rover deposits on the neighbor's lawn before you can stop him.
 
December 6 - "It is never a disgrace to lose a game, but it is a disgrace to be out-desired, out-fought, and out-hit." Dave Nelson, inventor of the Delaware Wing-T

*********** CALL FOR A HAND RECOUNT, COACH! Coach Jack Cochran of Bloomfield, Connecticut High School went looking for dimpled chads in an attempt to persuade Connecticut voters that his school, and not Double-Winger Fitch, deserved to be ranked number one in the state's final poll. There will be no recount, though, and with the final results certified by the Secretary of State, it is official: Fitch is Number One.

Fitch plays in a lower classification, but finished unbeaten to win its second straight state Class L title. Bloomfield, playing a class up in Class LL, lost one game earlier to this year to East Providence, Rhode Island, 41-39. Ever since, Fitch has been ranked number one in all classes.

After winning the state Class LL title Saturday, Coach Cochran had politicked openly for the number one ranking. "We just beat a great New Canaan team and that's why we're No. 1 in the state. Fitch is a great program, but they're not deserving," said Cochran, graciously. "If this was the BCS and we went by strength of schedule, it would be no contest."

Unfortunately for Bloomfield, it was not the BCS. It was not Florida, either. It was Connecticut, and the Supreme Court wasn't listening.

May I suggest an appeal? I can think of some big-time lawyers with experience in that sort of thing who will soon be out of work.
 
*********** No one can say that Andy Reid, certainly an NFL Coach of the Year candidate for the job he's done with the Philadelphia Eagles, hasn't paid his dues. He coached at San Francisco State, Northern Arizona, UTEP, Missouri and Green Bay before landing the Eagles' job. His five kids were each born in a different state.
 
*********** "Hugh, Did you notice in the Oklahoma-Kansas State game that Oklahoma could not run the ball and get one yard? They couldn't do it on the goalline or out at midfield. That will get them beat in the championship game at the Orange Bowl. The great Kentucky offense that they run has the same flaw that killed UK this year. Pass teams can't run block because they don't do enough of it." David Crump, Owensboro, Kentucky

*********** Cutting in front of all the professional athletes and going right to the head of the spoiled-child line: the overpaid, underworked pilots at Delta, whose refusal to work overtime has resulted in the cancellation of hundreds of flights and the stranding of tens of thousands of passengers.

*********** Coach Jim Donnan won two-thirds of his games at the University of Georgia and by all acounts ran a clean program. He was fired Monday. That until recently he had the support of Athletic Director Vince Dooley, and then Dooley apparently did a flip-flop and agreed with University President Michael Adams' decision to fire him, doesn't say a lot for Vince Dooley's job security. Or, for that matter, Vince Dooley's integrity. From the sound of things, this once proud man has been reduced to serving as a mouthpiece for a hyperactive president.

Apart from the sickness of the whole thing, Georgia probably locked up the the Brilliant Move of the Year award with its timing. While other schools have been scrambling to fill coaching vacancies and finding that there's not a whole lot of blazing talent out there on the market, Georgia hemmed and hawed and finally decided that Coach Donnan, with a record this season of 7-4, had to go.

Mark Bradley, of the Atlanta Journal Constitution writes, "How does this make you feel, Dawg fans? Warm and fuzzy inside? Optimistic that there's a new day rising? Don't be. Where's the assurance that a whizbang coach will agree to work for a president who discounts the advice of his AD and sacks a man who has won four years running? If you're Frank Beamer, say, where's your assurance that this flighty president won't wake up the Sunday after you've lost to Spurrier and decide you're no longer flavor of the month?"

As for whether an established coach in his right mind would put his neck on the block at a school with a micromanaging president like Mr. Adams, Mark Bradley speculated:

"For conversation's sake, let's take Beamer. He was 24-40-2 after six seasons at Virginia Tech. Think Michael Adams would have granted him a seventh year? "

I'm sure it's going to be a fun bowl trip to Hawaii for Georgia, scheduled to play Virginia in the Oahu Bowl. Georgia's players, who support Coach Donnan, have asked that he be allowed to coach one more game, but according to Vince Dooley, who, believe it or not, once had the stones to be a coach himself and now has been transformed into a classic administrator type, "that's a decision that hasn't been made."

"He's our coach," Said quarterback Cory Phillips. "For some of us, he has been our coach for five years. This is his team that is playing in the bowl. I think the players feel he should be the coach."

What a scummy way to treat a coach (and, don't forget, his assistants). I mean, hey, Bulldogs - shame on you. You could at least have had the decency to let the guy go in time to grab off one of those other jobs, because I guarantee you he'd had have had a great shot at a half-dozen of those jobs that have now been filled. (Most of which, I might add, based on the action of your president, are better jobs than the one you now find yourselves having to fill.)

Just thinking out loud, understand... what if the players refused to go?

*********** By Plott Brice, in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution

ANATOMY OF A FIRING - A breakdown of how Jim Donnan's firing came about:

NOV. 14 - Georgia athletics director Vince Dooley issues a vote of confidence for coach Jim Donnan, three days after the Bulldogs' 29-26 overtime loss to Auburn.

NOV. 28 - Georgia president Michael Adams meets with Dooley and expresses concern about the direction of program. Adams wants to consult constituents.

FRIDAY - Dooley meets with Donnan to discuss the direction of the program. Dooley offers suggestions and recommends changes but reaffirms his support.

SATURDAY - Dooley meets with Adams at the Lustrat House. Dooley recommends that Donnan return next year. Adams says he is unhappy with the direction of the program.

SUNDAY - Dooley tells Donnan that signs are "not encouraging" concerning his future.

MONDAY MORNING - Dooley calls a special meeting of the executive committee of the Georgia Athletic Association board of directors.

12:30 P.M., MONDAY - The athletic board convenes in the Georgia Center for Continuing Education. Adams and Dooley recommend Donnan's dismissal, which is approved.

2:30 P.M., MONDAY- Dooley informs Donnan he has been fired.

3:30 P.M., MONDAY - Donnan calls his team together and tells them that he has been fired.

5:30 P.M., MONDAY - Adams and Dooley announce Donnan's firing during a news conference in Butts-Mehre Heritage Hall.

*********** THE AMERICAN WAY (NEW VERSION): "They won. We lost. We're appealling." David Boies, Al Gore's lead attorney in the Florida contest.

*********** Adam Wesoloski of DePere, Wisconsin, writes that although his town adjoins Green Bay, he is not that big of an NFL fan. Problem is, he says, without the NFL, "we would be Duluth!"

Hey, I told him. We don't have an NFL team in Portland, an area of 1.5 million with only one professional sports franchise - the Trail Blazers. I am so sick of the way the newspapers and TV stations fawn over the Blazers that I couldn't stand another pro team in town. There's too little newspaper space devoted to college football around here as it is.

I sure ain't askin' Santa for no NFL team for Christmas. When the NFL moves in, real football moves out.

Think of it a minute - with the exception of Detroit (okay, Ann Arbor) and Seattle, there are no NFL cities in or near which college football is really prospering.

Arizona State, which once had Phoenix all to itself, has hit economic hard times, and is in for real trouble should the Cardinals ever win. (Okay, okay, I know - that could be a while.) Georgia Tech and Miami only do well at the gate when they have very good seasons. The University of Minnesota is a push, at best.

*********** The Army-Navy game is a classic, blah, blah, blah, no matter what their records, blah, blah, blah, and these fine young men represent the epitome of the student athlete, blah, blah, blah. So the announcers said, reading all the cliches from the same old script when the two academies met on Saturday. Nevertheless, what they say is true, and I do like the service academies. I normally like Army a trifle more, but this year, I was for Navy. Navy hadn't won a game all season, and I do like Navy coach Charlie Weatherbie and the things he represents. I used to like Army coach Bob Sutton, too, but the geniuses up on the Hudson fired him after last year's game and cast their lot with a passing coach, so like all the other dinosaurs who enjoy watching a running game, this year I had to go for Navy. Actually, after watching Army play Saturday, it was probably just as well they didn't let Bob Sutton stay and run his wishbone. It wouldn't have been fair to him. Although perhaps the better team going in (with one more win than Navy), Army simply lacked the discipline - normally a strong point at a service academy - to hang onto the football. As if all the turnovers weren't bad enough, the Cadets - sorry, I mean Black Knights (image makeover and all that) - also committed the unpardonable sin of running into the Navy kicker after he botched a fourth-quarter field goal attempt, allowing Navy to hang onto the ball, run out the clock, and take home the win.

*********** ANOTHER DOUBLE-WING TEAM APPEARS - WINS A STATE TITLE - I received the following e-mail, and thanks to a tip from Chad Gates, a coach whom I've met at a couple of my clinics, I discovered that Portland, Tennessee, running the Double-Wing, went 15-0, won the state Class 3-A title, and is now ranked 4th overall in the state. Coach Gates has worked with a good friend of mine, Richard Lee at Fairview, Tennessee, and he knows the Double-Wing when he sees it. Here's what he wrote: "I coached with Richard Lee at Fairview and I've been to several clinics of yours in Alabama. I'm currently at Page H.S. this year. We went 9-2, lost in the first round. We ran the DW offense from the Killer I series. I sent the email to inform you of the two teams that played in the Tennessee 3A championship. I found it real interesting that BOTH teams came together to pray. Anywhere else in the country there would have been a small riot or protest of some type. It was a moment that I found to be inspiring. To see both teams come together and show support for each other is something that is missing at all levels of sports today. It was also encouraging especially since Portland knocked the stuffing out of Covington 43-0. There was no animosity among the teams. It was just that one team came out with pure fire and the other was in a state of shock. Covington ran the DW from tight formation. Portland ran it from Slot and tight. A fun game to watch! Take care and I tell everyone I know about the DW system and to visit your site. Best Wishes, Chad Gates, Page H.S., Franklin, Tennessee"

*********** It was Saturday night, and some doofus of a TV sideline reporter was interviewing a member of Washington's state championship 8-man team, Inchelium. A small school located on the Colville Indian reservation, Inchelium is roughly 25 miles from the nearest town of any size, assuming you consider Kettle Falls, a town of 1,300 people, sizeable. The sophisticated big-city reporter hit the kid with one of those goofy "so how does it feel?" questions, asking him, "what does winning this game mean?" The kid said, "It means we won the state championship, and (looking over his shoulder and pointing his thumb at the losing team at the losing team) they didn't."
 
*********** Chris Durfresne, writing in the Los Angeles Times: "OK, to put this politely, Washington is getting shafted in two of the BCS's eight computers. The Dunkel Index has Washington at No. 11 this week while Richard Billingsley's computer has spit out the Huskies at No. 10. Is it the competition? Well, no, Washington owns the nation's No. 8 schedule ranking. Weak conference? Well, no, Washington plays in the Pac-10, arguably the nation's best this season. Is it because Washington hasn't beaten anybody in the top 10? Well, no, Washington has in fact defeated two teams ranked ahead of it in the Dunkel and Billingsley computers--Miami and Oregon State. Is it just plain ridiculous? Ah, now you're on to something."

*********** I guess it's hard to deny Josh Heupel's or Chris Weinke's Heisman credentials, but I prefer LaDainian Tomlinson of TCU. Let's face it, it's a lot tougher to perform consistently when you're a running back and people are geared to shutting you down. And it's a lot greater achievement when they don't shut you down.

If college football would ever go back to one-platooning (good luck), we'd have a much better idea of who was the best football player. In Heupel's behalf, I think he could some defense.

*********** A coach writes, "Have you ever given thought to making your trivia questions multiple choice? I'll be honest, 9 out of 10 times I have no clue who these people are. At least this way I could take an educated guess! Remember us "young pups" sometimes need a little "bone" thrown to us!!" I understand his point regarding the difficulty of the questions, and it is a valid one. My purpose, though, is at least as much to educate my readers who don't know anything about these great players and coaches from football's past as it is to tap the knoweldge and research skills of those who do. (I'm also afraid that if I made the questions too easy, I could spend all day answering my e-mail.)
 
*********** Handsome Hal Mumme, whose version of grass basketball at Kentucky no longer mesmerizes the SEC, finished 2-9 this past season, but he has discovered the source of his problem. Turns out it was his staff. Taking strong action to improve things, he gave an early Christmas gift to most of his assistants and their families - a good firing. (Remember what I said about what a crappy job a college assistant has? Remember what I said about not trusting pretty boys?)
 
December 4 - "We're all ignorant - just about different things." Mark Twain

 

QUICK ANSWER TO A QUICK TRIVIA QUESTION - There is a Piccolo in the College Football Hall of Fame, and it's not Brian. TRICK- It's Lou Little, long-time coach of Columbia University, who was born Luigi Piccolo to Italian immigrant parents (piccolo means "little" in Italian). Interestingly, Lou Little grew up in Leominster, Massachusetts, and Brian Piccolo was born in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, about 75 miles away. (Answering were Kevin McCullough, Lakeville, Indiana and Alan Goodwin, Warwick, Rhode Island.)

*********** IF YOU'D BEEN THERE, YOU'D HAVE BEEN IN A HURRY TO TELL ME, TOOI received this e-mail at about midnight Saturday, Eastern time: "Coach Wyatt, I don't want to steal Mike Emery's thunder if he wanted to tell you himself, but I just came from the CT Class L State Championships and I couldn't wait to tell you about it. Fitch won 35 to 13! They beat Masuk High School, the team that beat them two years ago in the finals! Since that game, Fitch has won 24 games in a row, including last years State Championship! I know for a fact that Masuk is very well coached. They're in my conference and I know their head coach. He always has his teams prepared. They run an excellent multiple Wing-T offense, and have won the South West Conference three times in a row. That's what makes the win more impressive. I've seen Masuk three times this year and they really are good. Coach, The Super Power was unstoppable. The most amazing play was when Masuk downed a punt on Fitch's one yard line. Fitch walked out of the huddle confidently and ran a "99 Super Power". The right wing took the pitch, cut back and flew down the right sideline for a 99 yard touchdown run!!! The Double Wing wore Masuk down. Not to mention Fitch's tough defense. - Paul Smith, BH Tech Freshman Coach, CT"

"Coach Wyatt, Let me be the first to tell you of Fitch's second consecutive Class L state championship! We conquered Masuk of Monroe 35-13 with an onslaught on superpower. We must have run it 30 times. Never get bored with the bread and butter when the opponent can't stop it. Number 1 in Connecticut, Number 1 in New England! Thanks for the offense. Steve McDermott, Assistant - Fitch Football"

 

"Dear Hugh,

 

I'd like to thank you once again for the tremendous help you have been to our program. Last night we ran an incredible number( I haven't counted them yet) of Super Powers on our way to our 2nd consecutive state championship. It was a classic battle of power vs. finesse. Masuk is a team that relies heavily on the pass and last night they executed extremely well. Our right halfback, Matt Maddox, ran for 187 yards on 15 carries including a 99 yard touchdown run on one of the Super Powers. The score at halftime was 22-13 and was, from a spectator's point of view, extremely exciting. The second half began with a three and out by Masuk( two incomplete passes and a failed draw play). Our kids then went on a 12 play drive that took about 8 minutes and put us ahead by 16. The final score was 35-13.

 

I believe our ability to physically assert ourselves in the second half was the result of two things. First, was our kids absolute dedication to the weight room, and second is the physical beating a team takes when they are being hit by that number of Super Powers. Our coaching staff kept reminding each other of the number one rule of the Double Wing, "Never get bored with Super Power."

 

It was an incredible year. We have been ranked number one in the coaches' and writers' polls since the second week of the season and, hopefully, will retain that ranking in the final poll this week. I believe the most important stretch of our season was when we played three games in a row in the middle of the season against teams with poor records. We didn't want our team to relax in either effort or focus so we challenged the kids by telling them at the beginning of that stretch that " the next three weeks will determine whether we win a state championship this year." They responded by coming out to practice every day as if we were playing that week for the state championship. People with lesser character would have let down during that time but our kids persevered and made tremendous improvements during that time.

 

From a technical point of view we did something at the end of the year which really helped. We ran from a tight double slot formation and ran the offense without motion. We started running super power with out much depth by the HB after attending your clinic last year. By putting the HB in the slot he is 2 steps closer to the QB and therefore you can run super power without motion. If you combine that with 38 G-O reach you have a combination that will drive defensive coordinators nuts.

 

We ended the season by beating East Lyme(7-1), Ledyard(8-1), Newtown(9-1), and Masuk(10-1). Our record with the double wing is now 44-2 and we have not lost a regular seson game since installing this incredible offense 4 years ago. Thank you again for all you help and support. Mike" (Coach Mike Emery- Fitch High School Groton, Connecticut)

 

COACH EMERY HAS SPOKEN AT MY PROVIDENCE CLINIC AND I HAVE MET MOST OF HIS STAFF. I HAVE EXCHANGED IDEAS WITH HIM AND I HAVE BEEN IMPRESSED WITH HIS THINKING. TRUST ME - I HAVE SEEN FITCH ON TAPE - FITCH COULD PLAY AT ANY LEVEL IN ANY STATE IN THE UNITED STATES. CONGRATULATIONS TO COACH MIKE EMERY, HIS STAFF AND PLAYERS

 

*********** *********** SAVIO SPARTANS SHATTER 80-YEAR OLD RECORD- The Spartans of East Boston's St. Dominic Savio High became only the fourth team in Massachusetts football history and the first one in 80 years to score more than 500 points in a season, downing Charleston, 36-14, in in scored 504 points in 12 games, becoming the fourth team in Massachusetts' Division VI Super Bowl, the closest thing the Bay State has to a state championship.

Charlestown played a nine-man front against Savio's Double-Wing in an attempt to stop Savio's Stephen Grillo, the state's leading scorer, but they failed to reckeon with Paul Franzese, who carried 22 times for 166 yards and two TDs. It wasn't as if Grillo was exactly throttled, as he rushed for 129 yards and two TD's on 13 carries.

"It was Paul Franzese's time to shine today,'' said Savio coach Gavin Monagle. "`It just shows the ability of our team. They just complement each other so well."

Grillo, who scored his 45th and 46th touchdowns of the year and tacked on a two-point conversion, finished the season with 310 points, first player in Massachusetts high school football history to score more than 300 points in a season.

The last team in the state to score more than 500 points in a season - Haverhill, in 1920 - needed 15 games to do so. Savio needed 11.
 
CONGRATULATIONS TO COACH KEVIN MONAGLE AND HIS STAFF AND PLAYERS
 
*********** KING WILLIAM WINS VIRGINIA STATE TITLE- "Hugh, Just thought you would be interested that we got the job done and won our first State Championship yesterday by the score of 25-15 over the previously undefeated Honaker H.S. QB/TB Tank Washington ran for 117 and passed for 35 to lead the way. our two WBs had 102 combined yards and the FB/BB had 58. What a feeling it is to win it all.Thanks for your help along the way. Sincerely yours, Roger Brookes, King William High School, King William, Virginia" HEY- I'VE HAD A HARD TIME FINDING KING WILLIAM'S SCORE ALL YEAR, BUT IT IS EXCITING FOR ME BECAUSE COACH BROOKES, WHO SPOKE AT MY DURHAM, NC CLINIC TWO YEARS AGO, RUNS A HECK OF A COMBINATION OF DIRECT SNAP DOUBLE-WING AND T-FORMATION DOUBLE WING. CONGRATULATIONS ON A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT!
 
*********** Kurt Schmoke was the first black man to serve as mayor of Baltimore. A native Baltimorean, he was an outstanding football player in high school, and after graduation from Yale, won a Rhodes Scholarship for study at Oxford. He graduated from Harvard Law School, and served as assistant U.S. Attorney in Baltimore until being elected state's attorney (Baltimore's version of the D.A.) in 1982. Writing in the Yale Alumni Magazine, he recalls, "I was struck by the fact that we never prosecuted a college graduate for a violent crime."

*********** One more use for football - If a college is among the nation's leaders in producing recipients of top academic awards and nobody knows it, is it like a tree falling in the middle of the forest? As you may know, one of the benefits that accrue to a college when it's on TV is that it gets an opportunity to run a "promotional spot" - a commercial - promoting itself. Now that you think of it, you know the routine - a deep voice intones, "The University of (fill in the blank), leading the way into the Twenty-First Century." So lemme ask you - without a great football team that got the Kansas State Wildcats on TV, who would know what Kansas State's promotional spot told us - that K-State ranks up there with Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Stanford in the prestigious academic awards its students have won?

*********** Before you write a kid off because he's too "stupid" to do things the way you'd like him to, first make really sure that you've done everything you can to make it possible for him to play. At least consider the possibility that your methods or terminology, which are perfectly understandable to you, and maybe to most of the other kids, don't necessarily mean the same thing - if anything at all - to that kid. You may have unwittingly put a roadblock in the way of the kid's - and your team's - success. I was reminded of this recently at a team reunion I attended back in October. The Yale team of 1960 had gathered in Las Vegas, and after dinner several of the team members began telling stories. Bob Blanchard, the fullback on that team, told one in the form of a public confession. Bob was an outstanding football player, extremely dependable, and he got quite a rise out of the guys when he stood up and said, "For 40 years, I've kept this a secret- our entire senior year, we ran all our plays 'On Two.' The reason we always went on "Two" was because I couldn't go on any other number - and Ollie (coach Jordan Olivar) was kind enough not to tell anyone." Now think about this, the next you want to vary your snap count and your "stupid" kids keep jumping offside - Bob Blanchard was intelligent enough to get into an Ivy League college and graduate, and since then he has enjoyed a successful career as a stockbroker, but there was a sticking point back there on the football field that could have prevented him from being the player that he turned out to be, and could have prevented that team from being the great team that it went on to be. Fortunately for Bob Blanchard and the team, he had a coach who was wise enough to accomodate him, and gracious enough to keep it a secret.
 
*********** Brian Bosworth, not normally a person I would care to have on my sideline, was on Oklahoma's against Kansas State. Did the Boz look to you as if he has, um - lost a little weight? (Wink, wink.)

*********** Ken Brierly, Coach of the Chariho Cowboys, Rhode Island and New England Pop Warner champs, is headed with his team to Disney World for the Pop Warner national championship playoffs. He wrote, "Before our NE Championship game we heard a group of people who call themselves coaches talking about our team and that we didn't have a chance because we didn't have an offense. 'They are just all a bunched up mess that gets lucky with no clue to offense.' Ha!!! Obviously they didn't know what the heck they were talking about and just another example of how some people think when they see something that they are not familiar with or is different from the norm. Hopefully we'll surprise a few more people down in Fla."

He went on, "We drew the Mid South Region Champions in the 1st round of Pop Warner Super bowl at Disney World , the Freedom City Broncos, from North Carolina. I'll keep you posted. We play on Wed. Dec 6th."

Anybody for a little irony? Coach Brierly lives in Carolina, Rhode Island. 
 
(I have had a devil of a time finding "Chariho" on the map of Rhode Island. I mean, come one - the state's not that big! Why can't I find it? Thanks to reader Alan Goodwin, of Warwick, Rhode Island, I found out why. He writes, "Chariho is an area of Rhode Island near the Connecticut border. The word, coined as the name of the regional high school, is made up of the first letters of the towns of CHArlestown, RIchmond, and HOpkinton.")
 
*********** "Coach Wyatt, Just wanted to let you know we had 11 players make the 1st team All-Division Team. QB/Punter Mark Vincent, A Back /Return specialist Cory Jones, Tackle Sky Moseley, and TE Casey Welch on offense. QB Vincent was named MVP and Jones was named Most Outstanding offensive player. Cory Jones was also named as 1st team All-State as running back yesterday. He leads AAAA in scoring with 27 touchdowns and an 8.9 yards per carry average. He scored TD's on 5 of 10 punt returns and rushed for 1675 yards in 13 games. Outstanding for a 15 year old sophomore.(1st Soph to be selected All-state) .Have a great Christmas, see you in the spring. Steve Jones, Florence, Mississippi" (PS - Coach Jones is Cody's Dad!) COACH JONES ADDED, "GO DELTA STATE!"

*********** "God save the United States and this honorable court!" Opening words of a session of the United States Supreme Court; "A Christmas tree is a religious symbol and it could make some people feel uncomfortable." The Eugene, Oregon city manager, in banning Christmas trees from city property.

*********** I RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A YOUNG WOMAN IN ROANOKE, VIRGINIA - "Hi~My name is Cathy McAden. I am just writing all of you to tell you about one of my friends from school. His name is Sam Brediger and he is 12 years old. he fell over 100 feet. and is currently in Carilion Roanoke Community Hospital. he is on the waiting list to get into Kluge Children's Rehabilitation Center in Charlottesville. I am asking that all of you take a minute and think about this 12 yeard old boy. I am also asking that all of you try to chip in to his funds, and donate some money. any amount is wonderful. if you would like to contribute you may send it to the Sam Brediger Fund at Salem Bank and Trust, P.O. Box 8351, Roanoke, Va., 24018.

Thank you for all your time, and i hope all of you will join me in helping Sam out.

Thanks, Cathy McAden

I SUSPECTED A CONNECTION WITH COACH ARMANDO CASTRO, A YOUTH COACH IN ROANOKE FOR WHOM I HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF RESPECT AS A COACH AND A MAN, AND I DECIDED TO CHECK IT OUT. DO YOU KNOW THIS YOUNG MAN? I ASKED HIM

"Yes I do Coach... This young man was one of our players for a number of years.Good athlete and boy.He was on one of the popular hiking places in this area.A bit too dangerous for INexperienced hikers,but never the less, he was hiking up a steep trail when he tumbled a ways down.Med-evac by chopper and all.He was in intensive care for a while with multiple injuries, the most serious to the head.He suffered some brain damage.Speech,motor skills,etc.For some reason, his father's insurance is not covering procedures that are needed now in one of the major research hospitals in this area - University of Virginia Hospital in Charlottsville. The community especially the rec foundation has rallied behind this family.A fund to cover this has been set up.E-mail is being circulated,pamphlets at all the schools and grocery stores, major chain stores,shopping malls,etc.This weekend there is a major basketball tournament being held in the high school with all proceeds for this cause.Sorry for the long explanation,but I would never circulate this if I was not 100% sure.There's alot of weird mail circulating.Thanks for your response.One of the things that has most impressed me about you is your caring of other coaches and men and young men in general.Keep up the good work you are sure an inspiration to me.Happy Holidays and wish you a New Year full of Gods' blessings.Coach Castro"

COACH CASTRO HAS GOT IT REVERSED. IT IS PEOPLE LIKE HIM WHO ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME. IF THERE IS ANYTHING AT ALL YOU FEEL YOU ARE ABLE TO DO FOR A HURTIN' YOUNG MAN WHOSE FOLKS ARE FACING A TOUGH CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW WHERE TO SEND A CHECK

*********** A Southern California league voted 8-1 Tuesday to pass a rule making any student who transfers within the league without also changing residence ineligible for varsity competition for one year. Students who transfer in from outside the league are not affected by the rule.

Said Principal David Doyle of Crespi High, one of the league members, "Free agency is not a value we want to have in high school athletics. It's a philosophical statement that we want to teach these kids loyalty."

He noted that the rule is designed also to protect athletes who commit several years to their school's athletic program, playing on freshman and junior varsity teams, only to lose their varsity spot in their junior or senior year to a transfer student.

In California, it is evidently a league-by-league decision. Not so in most states, which are doing their best but fighting a losing battle to stem the tide of parents who shop around for the best chance for their kids to be "showcased." And there are plenty of coaches who at the very least stretch ethics to near their breaking point in enticing the teenage mercenaries to enroll at their school; seemingly, those coacheshave no compunctions about betraying the kids already there whom they've preached to about "commitment", and suckered into going to camps, playing in summer leagues and selling candy to raise funds, all in the misguided belief that someday they'd be varsity players.

What that league in California did is already a statewide rule in Washington where people still routinely find ways around it. First of all, since in a socialistic effort to "equalize educational opportunity," Washington law provides that basic funding for every school in the state comes from the state itself, and not local taxpayers, there is, in effect, open enrollment throughout the state. Unless a school can prove that it just plain does not have any more room, it can't turn down a kid from outside its district who wants to go there. Except, that is, a kid who wants to go there for athletic reasons. If he or she does that, it'll cost a year of eligibility.

Well, duh. Knowing that, what kid is going to write on his application for a "boundary exception" that the reason is so that he can play in an offense that throws the ball 45 times a game? Parents - often with the undercover assistance of coaches (it's not legal to recruit) - manage to get hold of the course-of-study guides from the school that their kid now attends and the school where they'd like him to go, and find a course - just one course - offered by the new school that's not offered at his present school. Let's say it's "Origami." The kid writes on his application that the reason for the transfer is that the new school offers him the opportunity to study Origami (Japanese paper folding). Bingo. Transfer granted. He's immediately eligible to play wide receiver - or point guard - and he doesn't even have to take Origami!

No matter. If they couldn't do it that way, parents who've spent thousands on camps and "travel teams" for their kids would just come up with the money for an apartment in another district.

And as transient as our population is nowadays, as loose as our definition of "family" has become, as easy as it is for a kid to be declared "liberated," it is very difficult for even those school districts who care to check to find out where kids live.

Even at that, if all else fails, many kids are willing to just sit out a year. I just got finished reading my November issue of Texas Coach, in which editor Sheryl Honeycutt writes that in Texas a student can transfer in without a change of residence but then must sit out a year ("which as a freshman," she writes, "isn't that big a deal anyway") before becoming eligible. "Gee," she writes, "do you think anyone out there will give up one season, maybe two, for a chance at a state title the next season? Duh!"

Just another sign of parents looking at high schools as their stepping stones to wealth, and inevitably blaming the coaches when it doesn't happen. It is only a matter of time before some parent somewhere successfully sues on behalf of his son's - or daughter's - "right" to play in the best possible program, the better to prepare him/her for a college scholarship and a professional career. There will be plenty of whores willing to take their money to testify on their behalf as "expert witnesses" swearing in court (what's an oath these days, anyhow?) that based on what they saw at their summer camp, this kid can't miss.

*********** Frank Simonsen has been coaching youth football in Cape May, at the very southern tip of New Jersey, for well over 20 years, and lemme tell you, it's just as big a job surviving all that time as a youth football coach as it is for a high school coach. Frank has a solid knowledge of the game and a great ability to work with kids, and he always puts a well-coached team of 7th-and-8th graders on the field. His kids are sound fundamentally, and what is most impressive to me, he has been able to retain his standards and values without having to compromise them, as so many of today's "educators" have done. So naturally, I was interested in his opinion of post-season "All-Star" awards (I don't like 'em). Here's what he wrote. "I had some parents come to me this year and ask why we didn't put the kids' names on their shirts, or give the little F---ing stickers for the helmets for outstanding plays. I asked them who was going to take them off, after every play they screwed up? As you know, I believe in criticizing and punishing for screwing up as well as positive reinforcement for a good job. I feel there is no such thing as an "All Star", unless he is playing a one man sport. A district ,regional, state, or national championship wrestler could be an All Star, but then only after the team's dual meet season is over. Tiger Woods is a real All Star when he is not playing for Team US., or any other team. Before the big booster banquets I give out joke awards at our little year end banquets- Ballet slippers to someone that fell down a lot, boxing gloves to a fumbler, a pretend fire cracker for the guy we pushed to explode off, a tube of glue, etc. Betty (my wife) having a great sense of humor, and being a very good poet would write a funny poem to go with the award. It was a lot of fun and no one felt disappointed because they didn't get picked in a popularity contest to be a so called "All Star". Now they give everyone a trophy win or lose, because winning isn't important so we don't want anyone to feel like they lost."

 
December 1 - "He chose to be rich by making his wants few." Ralph Walden Emerson, in his eulogy of Henry David Thoreau

 

TRIVIA QUESTION: This photo was taken in 1964, pior to his senior year at Wake Forest. He went on to lead the nation in rushing and scoring and would play in the NFL, but he is better known for his death than for his life. He was ACC Player of the Year in 1964 and played four seasons with the Chicago Bears, before falling ill. He was diagnosed with cancer, and died in 1970, and his story - including his close friendship with a black teammate, at a time when such a relationship was unfamiliar to most Americans - was made into a movie that touched America's heart. ANSWER: The athlete is Brian Piccolo. He was born in Pittsfield, Massachusetts and went to St. Thomas Aquinas High in Fort Lauderdale. After a great senior season at Wake Forest, he was signed as a free agent by the Chicago Bears. As Bears' owner George Halas recalled, "He was not a star player but he was a star teammate. His good humor was ceaseless. Cancer seized him. We watched the dreaded disease slowly kill him. A book and a movie told his story and assisted his young wife and two small daughters in making a new life." (The movie was "Brian's Song." It's still a good one to show youngsters.) My favorite Brian Piccolo story, which I have never been able to verify, was that, as death neared, he looked at his wife, and his last words were, "Joy, can you believe this sh--?"

Want a real tough one? There is a Piccolo in the College Football Hall of Fame, and it's not Brian. Who is it?

Brian Piccolo set a new record for readers identifying him: Mark Kaczmarek- Davenport, Iowa... Dennis Metzger- Connersville, Indiana... Bert Ford- Los Angeles... Adam Wesoloski- dePere, Wisconsin... Lou Orlando- Sudbury, Massachusetts... Jim Kuhn- Greeley, Colorado... Dave Potter- Durham, North Carolina... Kevin McCullough- Lakeville, Indiana... Mike O'Donnell- Pine City, Minnesota... David Crump- Owensboro, Kentucky... Mike Foristiere- Boise, Idaho... Alan Goodwin- Warwick, Rhode Island ("By the way, when I voted for Brian Piccolo as the answer to your trivia question, I'm not sure that's who I meant to vote for. The question was confusing, and I didn't understand the rules of the contest. Now I'm feeling disenfranchised. Can I have another vote? Oh, you say I got the answer right? Never mind, then")...... Whit Snyder- Baytown, Texas ("Piccolo's roommate was John Mackovic, Mackovic was the QB at Wake Forest in 1964 and led the ACC in total offense").... Dan King- Evans, Georgia... Joe Bremer- West Seneca, New York... John Reardon- Peru, Illinois... Greg Koenig- Las Animas, Colorado ("What a great story of the relationship between him and Gale Sayers!")... Scott Russell- Sterling, Virginia... Sam Knopik- Moberly, Missouri ("I let my students read Sayers' 'I am Third' for extra credit every year"). ... Scott Barnes- Rockwall, Texas ("I love Brian Piccolo, and I want you to love him too" - I have an autographed Gale Sayers Jersey hangin' in my office!")... Greg Stout- Thompson's Station, Tennessee... Duane Pierce- Washington, DC ("His Teammate -"Kansas Comet" Gayle Sayers... He was fast !!!")... Bill Shine- Van Nuys, California... Keith Babb- Northbrook, Illinois ("That's Brian Piccolo, another selfless hero, who was instrumental in Gayle Sayers' rehab after Sayers suffered a devastating knee injury. Mr. Picolo died at age 26 from the same cancer that Lance Armstrong suffered from. The story of Mr. Sayers and Mr. Picolo's relationship was told in the book, "I Am Third". This book provided the inspiration for the TV movie "Brian's Song". We, in Chicago, are reminded annually of this hero because each year a member of the Bears is awarded the Brian Picolo award based on his contributions to the community.")...Ross Woody- Vallejo, California... Steve Staker- Fredricksburg, Iowa... Doug Gibson- Naperville, Illinois ("As a kid who grew up near Wrigley Field, when the Bears still played there, I got the chance to meet Brian Piccolo. He would always stop and talk to the kids seeking autographs encouraging us to work hard in school and football.")

 

*********** FITCH FALCONS FACE FINAL - The Fitch Falcons, of Groton, Connecticut, take a 23-game win streak into tomorrow night's Connecticut Class L state championship. The opponent is Masuk High, of Monroe, last team to defeat Fitch - two years ago in the 1998 state finals. To get to the finals, Fitch (11-0), routed formerly unbeaten Newtown, 50-8, in the semifinals. The Falcons led, 36-0 at halftime, and gave up a late score against the reserves. The Falcons have playoff experience going for them - there is not a man on the Fitch team who knows what it's like not to be a a state final. Says Fitch coach Mike Emery, "When you first get here (the finals) , you have the deer-in-the-headlights look. After you've been here a few times, you start looking at it like Game 11. Don't get me wrong, we respect everyone we play, but we expect to be there." Best wishes to Mike Emery, as good a man as he is a coach.

*********** A coaching friend with whom I correspond regularly came up with an idea for a sort of contest among readers. He sent me a list of 10 NFL coaches likely to be fired, and suggested asking guys to predict the order in which they would get their walking papers. It is a very interesting topic, but I had to turn it down, for two reasons:

(1) I'm not that big on pro football, for lots and lots and lots of reasons.

(2) I'm not big on death watches, either. I'm for coaches, as you know. I know those NFL coaches are paid a fortune, and they know what they got themselves into, but they're still coaches, and I sympathize with them and what they're going through. They are caught between professional owners and professional athletes, generally speaking two of the sorriest groups of human beings on this planet.

(3) I especially sympathise with their assistant coaches, most of whom will get little more than a pink slip when the head guy is fired.

*********** Manasquan High School's leading scorer is Morgan. So is its second-leading scorer. So is the statistician. So is the homecoming queen. Since World War II, there has never been a year that Manasquan, New Jersey hasn't had a Morgan on its football team. Saturday, when Manasquan plays Somerville for the Central Jersey Group 2 title, It will have three - Drew, Troy and Danny. Drew, a senior running back, has scored 14 touchdowns this year, while cousin Troy, a junior wide receiver, has scored 13. Danny starts at linebacker as a sophomore.

The run of Morgans started in 1939 when Edsol Morgan, the eldest of William and Martha Morgan's eight sons, first played. The youngest son, Larry, last played in 1959, but by then the sons of the older Morgan boys had begun to play. This year, inn addition to Drew, Troy and Danny on the varsity, there are two Morgans on the freshman team, and at least one on every Manaquan youth team.

"They're all related, and there have been so many of them you can't really compare because they've been individual types of kids with individual talents,"Manasquan coach Vic Kubu told the Newark Star-Ledger.

"I like to talk more about seniors because Troy and Danny are coming back," said Kubu, " and I can honestly say that I wish I had 100 Drew Morgans. Drew is a tiny kid, a dynamite. If all my players were like Drew I wouldn't even have to coach. He is the hardest working football player I have ever seen."

"I have a lot of younger cousins," Drew Morgan said, "so this isn't going to stop."

Thanks to Scott Russell of Sterling, Virginia for the story tip.

"Hi Coach, Well our first season using the Double Wing is over and I figured I'd write you to tell you how much success we had running it. 2 out of the 3 "competitive teams" made the playoffs. That after last year they both had losing records, the C team was 2-5-1 and the B team was 0-8. I coached this years C team (9-10 year olds). The B team lost in the first round of the playoffs, but went 5-3 on the year. Us on the other hand went 7-0-1 in the regular season and went on to win the Super Bowl (Rhode Island State Championship). In the Super Bowl we played a team that had only giving up 6 points all year. We beat them 26-6, they could not stop our offense." Steve Jerauld- South Attleboro

*********** The NCAA Playoff Schedules for tomorrow:

DIVISION I-AA

DIVISION II

DIVISION III

Richmond at Montana

Appalachian St. at Western Ky.

Hofstra at Georgia Southern

Lehigh at Delaware

Bloomsburg vs UC Davis

 

Delta State vs North Dakota State

Springfield vs Widener

Mount Union vs Wittenburg

Central vs St. John's

Hardin-Simmons vs Trinity

For what it's worth, Mike Lane, who's been working as an assistant at West Chester University in Pennsylvania, gave me his insight on the playoffs: "Coach Wyatt, After West Chester University played the University of Delaware and the University of California-Davis, I said to myself both of these teams will win the I-AA and Div. II Championships, respectively. So far I'm right on track. Both teams are doing well in each of their quests for a championship. The thing that impressed me the most about both teams, especially Delaware, was their team speed. Both teams had many players that were just so extremely fast. And not just fast, but talented too! When you have that many players with that kind of speed it's tough to match and compete against them for four quarters. At this point I would be shocked if both teams did NOT win a championship. Sincerely, Mike"

*********** "Thoroughly enjoy reading your site. Thought you might also enjoy reading something I found on ESPN's web site on the firing of Sonics head coach Paul Westphal. Westphal was talking about how he couldn't get his team to gel. He said, "...I don't think anybody can impose the desire to do the right things for the right reason for somebody else. You can give them the opportunity to do that, and then they choose. When a team chooses to sacrifice and to respect each other and to do what's right because it's right, you've got something very special." He went on to say, "...The best coach ever is John Wooden. He said out of 15 guys, five guys are with you no matter what, five guys are never with you because they have their own agenda, and five guys are in the middle. You have to win those five guys in the middle." Scott Lovell, Alta, Iowa

*********** "John Rocker will be accepted into the NAACP before a gay player will be accepted in the NBA." Former NBA player John Salley, in an upcoming HBO special on "sex and sports."

*********** If you're looking for a good right-hand man (which, let's face it, is most of us) I have heard from Double-Wing coach in the Midwest who is looking to move. He is currently a head coach and isn't being forced to leave or anything like that - he's done a nice job there - but he's young and interested in spreading his wings a little bit. He says distance isn't a problem, and he's not hung up on being a head coach. I've met him at one of my clinics and I've corresponded with him for three years now and I've seen tape of his team. I would hire him. Contact me if you'd like to hear from him.

*********** As of November 20, there had been 32 overtime games played in college football. A study of them by Sports Illustrated pointed up some interesting facts for coaches to study: (1) There was no home field advantage. The split was exactly 16-16; (2) There is no such thing as momentum resulting from being the last team to score in regulation. Again, the split was 16-16; (3) Holding onto the ball is all-important. Losers had turned the ball over 14 times in OT, winners only once; (4) It is important to go on defense first, because that if you go into a second overtime it means your offense stays on the field and so does the the opponents' defense - and it could wear down; teams that had possession last won 20 of 32 games. (Teams seem to be aware of this - every single team that won the toss elected to go on defense first.) (5) Running teams performed better in OT: Winning teams ran the ball on 67 per cent of their plays; losing teams threw the ball on 53 per cent of theirs.

*********** Field Goal Patrol. What do the NFL's field goal kickers have to do to get a little respect? They made 85.7 per cent of their attempts last Sunday and Monday night, but what did those stupid head coaches do? They went for touchdowns! Waaah! For the first weekend all year, there were more than twice as many touchdowns scored (71) as field goals attempted (35). And while there are weeks in which half the games played see more field goals attempted than touchdowns scored, this week there were only three. What's goin on here? Kansas City was the only team to fail to score an offensive touchdown. Unlike the problem of irregularity that they tell you about on tasteless TV commercials, the NFL does have a problem with regularity: in half the games played, the paying customers didn't get to witness a single missed field goal! No kicker missed more than once. Five teams didn't even attempt a field goal; interestingly, they all lost.

*********** "Coach, I also wanted to let you know how much I appreciated your help this past season. We ran the DW for the first year and ended up 8-2. I am sure we didn't run it to perfection or even close. We moved the ball on everyone we played. The kids had fun, the coaches had fun and our parents had fun. To me, that's what it is all about. I will be able to take 14-15 kids from this team for next year and we will use the same offense. The experience I gained will help me to better coach the fine points. I will be ordering your Troubleshooting and Dynamics 2 tape in the near future to get me ready for next year. Thanks again and I am looking forward to attending one of your clinics." Greg Stout, Thompson's Station, Tennessee

*********** If you had told me just two years ago that a guy would stay at Oregon State and pass up USC, I'd have said you were nuts. (Of course, I'd have said you were nuts if you told me he could even win at Oregon State, let alone go 10-1.) Yet Dennis Erickson has confirmed that he has, indeed, turned down the Trojans.

Coach Bill Shine, of Van Nuys, California, noted that Coach Paul Hackett, just fired at USC, commented that "people around here better take note that football has changed." Coach Hackett is right. Take a look at the number of former non-powers (Kansas State, Oregon, Oregon State, TCU, Purdue) that have turned into powers. Take another look at some of the former powers in danger of losing stature - USC, Penn State, Colorado, BYU, Virginia, Arizona State. College football has changed radically, to the point that already Frank Beamer at Virginia Tech has turned down North Carolina, Butch Davis at Miami has turned down Alabama, and Erickson has - so far - turned down USC.

What is radical is that suddenly, coaches such as Beamer and Erickson are able to demand - and get - greater job security and a substantial income staying where they are. Their assistants are going to being well taken care of, and they have a bit more control over their situation by staying where they are than most larger schools are willing to give them.

I can't ever remember jobs like Alabama, USC or North Carolina sitting around vacant this long without a huge list of possible candidates. It is going to be expensive for them to hire a guy who's already a head coach at a Division IA school. Virginia Tech and Oregon State have already shown that they kind of enjoy winning, and they're no longer willing to sit back and play farm team. There are lots of schools currently in the market for coaches.

If the big guys can't pry loose any established college coaches, some interesting things could happen here: (1) we could see a whole new crop of "name" coaches created, as some of the high-profile college jobs go to little-known assistants (Maryland just hired Georgia Tech assistant - and Maryland alum - Ralph Friedgen) or small college coaches; (2) there may be some opportunities created for black coaches to land high-profile jobs; (3) we could see more recycling of NFL coaches such as Mike Riley and Bobby Ross returning to college coaching and the chance to do less hand-holding and more actual coaching. John Robinson (UNLV) and Dennis Erickson have shown former NFL colleagues that it can be a smart move.

*********** A coach wrote me to tell me that he went 7-2 but in his community he's still stupid, because he doesn't throw the ball. Now, maybe those people are saying they'd like to see more passing, which is easily accomplished, when what they really mean is that they want to see good passing, which is another matter. Let's face it - there is nothing uglier or more effective than a passing team that can't pass effectively. Nobody gets bigger scores run up on it than a team that throws three straight incompletions and then has to punt. - even assuming that it never has any interceptions returned. And it is unfair to your players to tell their parents, "the main reason we don't throw is that our quarterbacks have weak arms and don't understand coverage and have bad judgment, and we don't have the line to protect them, and besides, your sons can't catch worth a crap." If you have parents like that, tell them to take a look at the NFL and tell you how many exciting offensive teams they see. There were 71 touchdowns scored in all 14 of the NFL games last weekend - an average of 5 a game. (And at least two of those were defensive touchdowns.) Exactly half of the teams in "action" - 14 - scored two or fewer touchdowns.

*********** THE TOE IS GONE - NFL Hall of Famer Lou "The Toe" Groza, a member of The Greatest Generation, died Wednesday. Best known as perhaps the first truly great place kickers in the NFL (and, before that, the AAFC), he also played offensive tackle for the Cleveland Browns, and was consistently named All-Pro at the position. Counting the AAFC and the NFL he played in no fewer than 13 league title games. A native of Martins Ferry, Ohio, he played some college ball - very little - at Ohio State before World War II called. The legendary Paul Brown, then coach at Ohio State recalled "recruiting" Groza to come to Columbus: "Lou was an all-state tackle in football, an all-state center in basketball, and a member of the National Honor Society, and as a senior he stood well over six feet tall and weighed 220 pounds. He had also begun to excel as a place-kicker, thanks to the tutelage of his brother, Frank. Even then the kicking game was important to me, and I saw that Lou's talent could give us a tremendous advantage. I asked Gomer Jones, his coach and an Ohio State alumnus, to bring him to Columbus later in the year for an interview. At the time, Notre Dame was also interested in him, and Lou said he was thinking of going to South Bend. 'What has Notre Dame offered you?' I asked him. 'I'll get a full scholarship, plus room and board,' he said. 'Lou, we can find you a job, and that is all,' I replied. Lou said he really wanted to play at Ohio State, but thre were other problems. 'My brother was just drafted into the army, and I know I'll be next,' he said. 'So I can't guarantee that I'll be able to play for you until the war is over.' 'That's all right,' I replied. 'We are building a team that will have the best possible boys, and we want you to be a part of it.' He finally agreed, and we arranged a job that paid him $60 per month, and Lou played for our freshman team in 1942 before going into the army. Even as an eighteen year-old, he was something special as a kicker. His kickoffs sailed 70 yards, and his field goals, under pressure, went 40 or 50 yards. Unlike college football kickers today (Brown was writing in 1979) who use a platter (tee), he kicked off the grass." Groza took part in the invasion of Okinawa and was preparing to take part in the invasion of the Japan when the war ended. When returned from overseas, Brown, now hired to start a pro football team in Cleveland approached him and other former Buckeyes about signing with his team. As Brown recalled, "Life was completely different for them now, and college football no longer had the same allure it had had a few years before, when they were eighteeen years old." Groza came from an athletic family- his brother, Alex, was a basketball All-American at Kentucky. Pro football would be a better game today if all place kickers had to start at offensive tackle. Pro Football Hall of Fame Article.